Having tired a little bit of the "Where you from", "Shall I get key", Wham, Bam, "Thank you Sir that will be 50 Euros"... which sadly seems to be getting a more frequent result in FKK land, I have found myself satisfying a bit more than carnal desire by using London escort agencies and seeking out British girls. O.K. so PDS 250.00 for an hour and a half is not the greatest value in the world but there are some really nice girls out there that can actually hold a conversation, have interesting "real" lives they can talk about and combine business and pleasure.

That is not to say there are not gems to be had in FKK land or that some of the Eastern Europeans that are so prevalent in London are all bad, but it does seem a lot harder these days to find something approaching "GFE". Being a bit of a butterfly I am reluctant to revisit old acquintances too often as boredom or worse (love) tends to set in.

And so last week breaking my own guidelines I tried to book a previously visited escort (and excellent performer) through Maxes Angels. Successfully negotiating the time for the following day and all spruced up and ready to go I was a bit put out (i.e mad as hell) when sometime during the morning a text came through cancelling the appointment. Not the easiest firm to deal with is Maxes; the receptionists are bit off hand and they don't answer emails so it is very difficult to book ahead. In a fit of pique I called Bunnies who are much more helpful and was told I made an "excellent choice" when I booked their "Katie" for the afternoon.

Katie is a beautiful young lady, whose pictures are very realistic (face blurred). Certainly looks and figure wise she ticked all my boxes. She is extremely chatty although as she says "quiet at the right times". She warned me that she was a bit boring and tame in bed, but I would say she underestimated her abilities and more than satisfied my desires. She appears to lead a very interesting life and I would say that in the hands of a slightly younger man than myself she probably is a real minx. I think with hindsight I may have been a bit boring and tame for her.

Overall a satisfying experience that I would probably repeat given the opportunity. The trouble is I keep setting the bar higher and higher and it is getting more and more expensive. I must get back to that Wham, Bam, "Thank you Sir that will be 50 Euros"

Twosorefeet

Great report. I live and have punted in London and it's certainly a different experience than in Netherlands. There is more privacy compared to window girls, but it's more expensive. The London agencies generally do not reply to emails, so one will always have to phone them in the end. Maxes Angels has a reputation for sometimes having slightly belligerent receptionists but I think this is offset by the fact that they have probably the dirtiest and wildest girls. I don't think I have tried Bunnies but their receptionist I have been told has a reputation for being friendly and very helpful to customers.

I understand some guys want to combine the sex with a good chat, me personally If I'm paying by the hour her looks and good performance are top of the list. If I want to have a good conversation I'll go down the pub.

Besides, it's rude to talk with one's mouth full...