The plans for this trip started almost immediately after flying back from my last trip in Amsterdam in March. I purchased airline tickets in May and prepaid hotel rooms in June. This allowed a good six months to research and decide that the focus of this trip would be my first experiences with the FKK scene. After all the great reports from fellow micers, I felt I was ready.

Got to the airport early on Sunday, December 5 with fingers crossed that all would go as planned without delays. Luckily, JetBlue took off and landed at JFK on time. Grabbed my checked bags and raced over to terminal 8 for overnight flight on airberlin to Duesseldorf. Unfortunately, we took off about an hour late due to late arriving plane. No worries, I was on vacation and prepared to roll with whatever happened. Pretty uneventful flight, the only weird thing was that they only showed two movies the entire 8 hours: Arthur with Russell Brand and Something Borrowed with Kate Hudson. Continuously, one a loop, 4 straight times, as your only two choices. Anyway, with a strong tailwind, we made up lots of time and landed about 6:45 am Monday morning.

After getting through passport control, headed downstairs to Avis car rental and was originally offered Citroën C4. I had no idea was that was so took keys and walked out to parking garage (in about 2 celsius, totally not prepared after New Orleans weather) to find European mini van. No offense if this is what you drive but I was a single male on a mongering vacation not on a trip to IKEA for bookcases for my kid's bedroom. Went back
inside and was offered a Seat Altea XL, described as a little larger than VW Golf. Took pictures of prior damage before leaving and then headed out.

I must tell you at this point that before I left I found a Garmin City Navigator preprogrammed data card on sale at Best Buy. It was the best investment of the entire trip. Just popped it into back off my Garmin and except for two new construction zones, I drove and found all locations with ease. As a matter of fact, I was the irresponsible American who drove everywhere and never used public transit.

I knew I had some time before I could check in to hotel and wanted to get some sight seeing done so plugged in Wuppertal. In case you don't know, Wuppertal has this world famous floating train called the Schwebebahn. Took some pictures and rode a few stops along the line and stopped at the Weihnacht fair in Barmen. It was nice to see families and kids out checking out the Christmas booths. Then plugged in Centro mall in Oberhausen and after the short drive walked around what could be a large American mall in any suburb if you didn't know the difference.

Then it was time to start the real reason for this trip; I plugged in directions to Oberhausen's rld which is on Flasshofstrasse. I rode by and checked out what looked like a run down dead end street with no parking. A couple of shady characters were walking down the street giving off very ominous appearances. This was during morning hours and was intimidating even at that time of day.

Started getting tired so headed over to the Best Western Crown Hotel in Moenchengladbach. They let me check in about 1pm and took a 3 hour nap so I could get on correct time zone. After waking up and showering, walked out to cold hard rain. Just decided to eat at hotel restaurant. With no other patrons in the place, had a pretty decent wiener schnitzel.

Now it was mongering time! Plugged in coordinates for rld in Duisburg on Vulkanstrasse. I had read Splodge's reports and figured something could be found. Walked through several buildings (#15 smelled like stale sex, very ranked like 200 day unwashed balls if you catch my drift) and like 17-19 best. It was a good layout with stairs on each end. On the second floor, saw a dirty blonde haired curvy chick laying on bed with ass facing the door. I walked in and realized she had been texting and not paying any attention to guys walking down hall.

7:35-7:50 Minia Hungarian. 50€ Has tattoo with name down spine and brand new tattoo near navel that was covered by bandage. Started off in mish while she held condom (very annoying) then switched to doggy and she massaged balls during this point. It was going fine until I grabbed her sides to finish thrusting and grabbed her bandaged tattoo. Oh well, that's work related injury I suppose.

Still felt some mongering was left to do so headed farther east to Essen's rld on Stahlstrasse. Very nice part of town with huge shopping area called Limbecker Platz right down the street. Found parking place and went inside to hit ATM. When I came out, it had started to sleet. Just crap weather. Found parking and walked into district. It is an enclosed courtyard with a two story row of rooms on the right and single rooms along the left. Saw several shady guys just standing around smoking. In the sleet. Anyway, all the doors on the right had 4+ girls all sitting around in front of the windows waiting for business and gossiping. As that was intimidating, I stuck to the left and caught eyes with an older blonde chick sitting alone. Walked to the end and was going to leave but caught her eye again and figured that was enough.

Maria, Essen 9-10:06 pm 85€
She said an hour was 100 but I left most of the money in coat pocket on purpose. She explained that Monday night was slow so just to give what I had. 85 sealed the deal and we headed down long hallway with about 10 doors to end of hall. Started with cbj and then daty. Switched to mish and prone bone to finish. Went over a little on time but she seemed happy for the business and when I left, noticed several smirks from the girls across the
way. Headed back to the hotel and fell asleep with smile on face.

Tuesday
I awoke to a cold, rainy day. Since there was time to kill while waiting for clubs to open, decided to do more sight seeing and plotted Aachen into the gps unit. About 10 minutes into the drive, the sun came out and made feel like I made a proper decision. Found parking in the garage closed to the Dom and stopped in a backerei for breakfast. Then headed through the Christmas market into the Dom. It might be the most beautiful church I've ever seen. Lots of kids taking tours and monks with digital cameras taking pictures. If you are ever close, stop by, it's definitely worth a view.

Decided to walk the block over to the Rathaus and had a gluhwein. This is a Christmas time trick that was offered in all the markets I walked through. It is a mulled wine that is served very hot to warm the insides on these cold days. Just another experience unlike those here in the states.

It was getting towards mid afternoon and it was now time to hit up my first FKK. Punched in directions to Golden Time and hit the parking lot and was shown to my space at 4 pm. Rang the buzzer and paid my 50€. Thankfully it wasn't yet too busy so the door lady gave me a quick tour of shower area and how the wristbands worked (which I already knew previous reports). Must admit, it took some time to get comfortable with complete nudity. Hadn't done communal showers since school days and the first time a girl is getting paid while you are showering is another challenge.

Stopped by the bar and grabbed a water. Didn't want any performance issues due to alcohol. I walked around trying to get the lay of the place and already there were plenty of women lining the wall across from the bar. I headed to the shark pit aka kino and sat down just to see what was on. Felt pretty good after turning down a Greek girl (didn't want to jump on the first proposition) then passed up the second as I got to the door. Immediately outside I was approached for the third time in 2 minutes and decided it was time.

Annie, Bulgarian 30 mins, 50€
I took three years of German in school but that was very many years ago so can really only speak in present tense and throw a few English words in when can't think of the German equivalent. Annie thought it was hilarious and asked if I wanted to head to room. Yep, let's go. Helped with the sheet on the bed then proceeded with no condom blow job. Started in mish, then cowgirl, and finished in doggie. Very tan, sweet girl.

Time to take advantage of the facilities and relax. Headed out to eat dinner which was minced meatloaf with kraut. The place was packed with white robed guys and white toweled girls in every crevice. The girls then go upset because management switched the tv to Arsenal vs Dortmund Champions League match. All the guys crowded around and forgot about girls waiting for work. Headed to the sauna and a beautiful fully bosomed chick stopped in to flirt. Delina introduced herself to guy at door and made some jokes. I tried to catch her eye and looked for her later but never saw her again.

A point of reference for newbies: if you wear glasses, make sure to take them off before saunas or whirlpools. #1 in sauna, they burn your face after a while. #2 in whirlpool, water splashes and you have nothing to clean them off with. I stupidly had to learn both of those the hard way.

Nila, Germany 25 1 hr, 100€
I grabbed another water from the bar and when headed toward door down hall to outside, Nila grabbed me and very closely asked what was happening. Told her I was just heading outside for some air and while going through small talk, decided what was I doing turning this hot chick down. Headed to one of the rooms behind reception that face the front of the house.
She offered a massage (the lotion broke my back out afterwards) but at the time, it felt really good. I returned the favor and helped her undress. She has a GREAT natural rack and also a beautiful ass with a tattoo of words down her left side. Realized I had made good decision and this is the second time in the day the sun was shining
down on me. She progressed into no condom bj, then into mish and finally doggie. Afterwards, we talked to finish the hour and she explained that it was St Nikolas Day which was why I had seen so many kids in Aachen out of school. She was very comfortable with English but said that she didn't get too many American customers. I would hear this at all the clubs. We did get a good laugh right before we left the room as one guy outside tried to crank his car about 50 times and it just wouldn't start. We created this conversation where she was the wife and I was the husband trying to provide excuses of why the family car had broken down in front of Golden Time.

Decided I couldn't do anymore damage that night and took off around 9 pm. When heading back to autobahn, truck had tried to pull u-turn in intersection. The cops were there with at least 10 cars backed up behind me full of guys who had left the club. I imagined the cop chewing out the truck driver to get going as all these guys had to get home to their wives. Got back to the hotel and watched the late Champions League matches in the hotel bar before stumbling up to room for bed. Kids were home dreaming about the gifts they received for St Nikolas day while I was dreaming of the gifts that other FKKs had to offer.

Wednesday
Still rainy but not as cold. Checked out of hotel and plugged in Koeln in gps. Decided I would hit up traditional German brauhaus. Parked car and walked over to Paeffgen. Ate a 3/4 meter bratwurst (excellent) by the way and drank a couple of their .2 liter koelsh beers. Somehow got by without speaking any English and after paying walked down to Dom. Just huge is an understatement. You almost have to be across the river to get the entire Dom in a picture. The placed must have had a thousand visitors while I was there also. I debated climbing the tower but didn't want to die halfway up. Another beautiful place to visit if you're ever in the area.

I headed out of town towards airport and checked into Etap Koeln airport. Got room on second floor (which was very strongly smelling of smoke). Decided before heading to next FKK, I needed to shave so took a moment to get a little more presentable. Where the hotel was located, the gps said I was located close to Samya, next was Parksauna Residenz, and farthest was Bernd's. I decided that the pastoral setting of Parksauna Residenz sounded nice so plugged in the address.

I drove the 20 minutes and pulled off autobahn. You then drive up a narrow sometimes one lane road vertically up a hill. I pull into this large parking lot and walk up to the door. The receptionist took my name, city, country, and asked how I had heard of them. 50€ entry and given bathrobe and shown way to locker room. She explained that kissing or physical contact started session. I knew from previous reading that shower was separate and upstairs. Got into very small bathrobe and went looking. Walked into Minoans older guy was banging girl doggy style over the arm chair of the coach. Immediately turned around and asked first girl I saw where shower was. She said you need douche? What the hell?! (inner voice, "oh yeah, that does mean shower). She pointed me to spot and I turned right directly into shower thinking knobs for hanging robes were behind showers like Golden Time. Nope, they're to left of door and to make matters worse, one of the showers works on motion sensor. Got bathrobe soaked within first five minutes. Luckily repair guy was changing light bulbs in shower and offered to go get me another.

Anyway, after getting new small robe, I took the tour. Wonderful facility. Indoor pool (not heated), whirlpool, wet and dry sauna, kino with about 10 couches, smoking room, dining room, and huge back yard area with nice views across hills with more saunas outside. Came back in and sat down near older German reading newspaper. He took off about 2 minutes after my sitting. I grabbed his paper and started trying to translate but mainly looking at pictures. A very tan dark haired girl walked over and sat down.

April, Turkey 22
April sits down and asks what was happening. I explained I was looking at paper pictures which she thought was funny but was the truth. She said she had never seen an American in there. She wanted to visit America because of tv. I asked her if she thought the roads were paved in gold. She didn't get the joke. She was wearing a small black g-string and see through mesh top which showed off a great rack.

After about 20 minute conversation, she asked if I wanted to go to room. Went downstairs and waited while she got key. Once in room, I noticed a huge clock on the wall which seemed really smart but I didn't see in any other clubs. She offered no condom bj and swallow for 75€ for 30 minutes if I was interested. I said sure no problem. Very good technique but felt that she tries to keep on bj instead of switch to sex for the extra 25. Who cares, she was hot and looked great in mirror.

After wrapping up, I took a sauna which had girls keep running into because it was too cold in the big room. They were also angry that all the guys just wanted to sit around and read or sleep with no room action. I headed to dining room which had a cold salad set up. Ate cold plate of food while most other guys were getting steaks delivered to their table by number. I wasn't that hungry so after eating went to whirlpool. As me and three other guys were in, this hot chick who walked around topless came in and sat on the oldest German guys laps and started playing under the water. He leaned down to suck and kiss her chest. The guy next to me complained that it was too dark as he wanted to watch. I figured that it was time for me to leave.

Sat in a lounged by the pool outside of the showers and noticed a blonde girl with spotted bikini walked past twice. The second time, I motioned her over and asked her name.

Mikala, 20
She spoke NO English. I tried to communicate and asked where she was from but she never could understand. She said kino so I followed and she proceeded with the most inciting GFE ever. Very slow to kiss, actually a lot of Eskimo kissing (rubbing noses) while trying to tease kiss. Stayed in kino just making out for about 20 minutes, then she said zimmer. So I followed her to a room with a shower. I offered to soap her up (breasts) but she said no and explained that she had only intended to wash below. She then walked over to clock and pointed to how long I wanted. I pointed one hour and she laid down. We continued to make out for about 40 minutes before getting into sex. A few positions and then finally her in cowgirl staring at me and reacting while I had orgasm. Kept going so that she could have her own. We then went to locker and I paid her 100€ for the hour. It was the first GFE instead of just PSE. It really is a different experience and makes the FKK experience completely unique to mongering.

I thought I couldn't possibly top the previous experience so showered and headed out. Stayed from 4-7:30 pm. As I was leaving, receptionist asked if I enjoyed my time and I responded hell yeah and will be back tomorrow. She seemed pleased.

Headed back to hotel but was still hungry. KFC had a restaurant right across from hotel and I walked over to check out menu. Quite different and didn't see anything appealing. Across from hotel was Ibis sister hotel with restaurant. I stopped in there and sat at bar but after 15 minutes, no one showed up to take my order so I left. Walked over to Aral convenience store, grabbed can of beer and sub sandwich. From the mightiest high to convenience store food low, but I would sleep that night dreaming of returning to my first paid girlfriend.

have to say , again, what a great trip report

It was as good as the one you did last trip


Duisberg was on our list for next trip..I read a lot of great reports on it..My intel says that girls will do BBBJ during a session for only 35 E ?

That, we will have to see

Don't know your GT chica..

She sounds great


Best Regards

Smuler

Thursday
Finally NO RAIN, though it was pretty damn cold.

Decided I would spend Thursday exploring. Not your normal sight seeing activities though, I was in search of mongering locations. I woke up and plugged in Troisdorf and heading in the direction of Bernd's. I parked at the Rathaus parking garage in downtown Troisdorf and walked around in the cold weather watching the locals buying Christmas gifts. There was a funny moment when a local wooden lute player was performing for change and kept playing the theme from Karate Kid 2 over and over again.

After getting back to the car, heading up into the hills to look at Bernd's. I knew they didn't open until 1 pm so I was too early for any mongering but wanted to see where the history lies. To be honest, just an normal white, two story house that fit into the surrounding neighborhood. If tales of the exploits hadn't been posted here, I would have ridden right past, none the wiser. It is out in the middle of no where though.

I decided it was time to head back towards Koeln to grab a bite for lunch. Drove back toward the Zentrum and ate at Brauhaus Sion. Just grabbed a couple of koelsch beers again and another plate of bratwurst. I did find it funny that a group of 5-6 local ladies were gathered at one table and ordered a bratwurst that was delivered on a 1 meter long piece of straight wood. Even not understanding most of what they were saying, you could tell their mind immediately was thinking sexy thoughts!!

Walked around for a short time to get the beers out of my system and decided I would try Babylon in Elsdorf. I have read most of Gaston's previous reports and his experiences made the place seem like lots of fun. Got to the small town of Elsdorf and found the place with no problem. However, there was no parking at 3:30 pm. Both sides of the street were packed with cars lined up for at least two blocks in both directions. There was an empty parking lot across the street but it appeared to be for an apartment complex and had a sign showing a car getting towed. I definitely didn't want to risk that happening so turned around and headed back to Koeln.

On the way back to Koeln, I decided that a quickie would do me good. Plugged in the directions to the Pascha laufhaus (which unfortunately took me through rush hour traffic). After much delay, I finally pulled up around 5:15 pm. After parking on the street, I walked up to the entrance and paid my 5€ and headed up the stairs. When you turn the corner, the first thing you notice is a bar with several guys sitting around. Outside of the bar directly to the left of the hallway, several other guys were sitting at tables on laptops sipping on drinks and staring as you head down the gauntlet. Above most of the doors, there was a placard that listed each girl on the floor worked for 30€. I walked to the end of the hall looking at the girls on each side of the hall and upon reaching the end, decided it was time to head up to the next floor. Unfortunately, I believe the hallway ends so the only thing to do was turnaround and head back through all the girls you just said no to and head up to the next level. I decided to just grab the first girl instead.

Lena, Polish Tattoo on right side about 6 feet tall 15 min, 30€
The first door on the right as I started to head back had this thin dark haired girl sitting on a stool. I walked up and asked in English how much and if she was interested. She looked confused so I stumbled through my poor German and she understood it was time to work. I gave her a 50 and she said she would get change from her friend across the hall afterwards. I got undressed and as she laid down, she asked if I understood Polish. I looked at her like she was crazy. I then listened very carefully and she was asking where I was from, that she was from Poland. Oh I understand! Anyway, time for talk was over and we went into cowgirl and mish but after the connections of the previous days, I just wasn't feeling the rush so she offer hand motions for a hand job and I let her complete the deed. Unfortunately, no one else on the entire floor had 20 change so she had to walk down the entire hallway to the bar to get change as I followed behind pulling on sweat shirt, sweater, and coat in preparation for the cold.

Wanted to fulfill my promise and headed back out to Parksauna Residenz. I was thirsty and decided to head into town for a drink from the convenience store and realized there is a back way up the hills into the country if you ever need to go during bad weather. Got there about 8:30 pm and felt more comfortable knowing where everything was and how it all worked. As I walked up the steps from the locker room toward the shower, I heard someone mocking my steps. I pretended to trip and heard someone start to laugh. It was Mikala from the night before. She got real excited and started jabbering something I couldn't comprehend. I explained I needed a shower, then sauna and swim in the cold pool. She hung around in the lounger and then made a bunch of jokes with her hands how the cold pool was going to result in shrinkage. Oh well, when the time came, all would be well!

After my swim, I wanted to go see what all the hoopla about the steak was for. I headed to the bar, grabbed a water, and ordered the steak with vegetables, and potatoes. After about 10 minutes, the number on my locker bracelet was called and my medium steak was brought to my table. I must admit, it was damn good. I was extremely full and upon leaving the dining area, ran into April again from last night.

April, Turkey 30 min, 50€
Not much to report that was different except that this time, a condom was actually used and we got to do cowgirl and mish. As we walked out of the room, Mikala walked past from her session with another punter and shot me a look of jealousy. I thought that was weird but didn't realize the ominous tones until later.

I headed outside to cool off and it had started to rain. I stood around looking into the hills and came inside to relax in the whirlpool. After getting out and showering, Mikala was waiting for me on the lounger. She said kino so I follow. We went to the same corner and she proceeded to start making out again. Almost immediately, April followed us and said "you no man, you machine." I could sense something uncomfortable was happening so was kinda prepared when Mikala immediately said zimmer, bitte.

Mikala, 1 hr, 100 €
We head to a new room behind the locker room which I had never seen before. We agreed on the time by pointing to the clock and proceeded into another GFE except this time was more akin to a long lost girlfriend who's boyfriend has just returned from a long trip. Less teasing and pecks and more passion and grinding. We switched through several positions and I noticed that she continued looking into the mirror and getting more turned on in the process. I finally motioned for reverse cowgirl with her facing the mirror (while I almost fell of the bed) to help her pursuit of her orgasm. It seemed to do the job so I think switched her to mish and finished myself. Paid at the locker and went off to the showers and sauna to relax and bask in the glow of a great experience.

Now comes the horror! After an hour of wellness, I noticed a lot of the girls headed to the kino. There were only about 10-15 guys in the place so I followed and noticed that nothing much was happening, they were just hanging out while two punters with their girls were messing around in the corners. I noticed once it quieted off that the kino was showing an American porno. I got close to the screen just to make sure and everybody started laughing. I realized my head was blocking half the screen and I turned around while the light was on (just like a comedian on tour) and asked why is the kino in English, but almost everybody in here speaks only German (in really bad German). The girls busted out laughing and both guys glared from their session. Time to go before I got attacked!

I went to sit in the smoking room and Mikala and another girl came over. The new girl introduced herself as Marchella. She had long fingernails, smoked skinny cigarettes, and her hair was very teased. She started in with the schatzi's, massage be good, come go with two girls, give me free American money, you name it, she was trying to sell it. Even wanted me to tell Mikala that I loved her. After 15 minutes of annoyance, she finally said, I tired of you saying "nein, danke, you no man" and stormed of. I asked Mikala what the hell just happened and she stood up and said something (I still could only understand bits and pieces) about how dare I treat her friend that way and went off to console her. Since when did a girlfriend experience really turn into a girlfriend who tries to pawn you off onto her friends and milk your wallet at the same time. It was obviously my cue to leave so I cut and ran. Literally almost feel down the damn hill while jogging to the car. Drove back to my hotel in Koeln laughing at how things could have gone so out of control.

Friday,
The sun finally parts the clouds and the temperature was about 7.5 C according to the car thermometer

I typed Samya in the gps unit before heading out of town just to see where it was. Nice place directly between Bitburger and Reissdorf breweries. Out of all the places I should have gone to, between two breweries would've have been the place to be!

Drove back towards Duesseldorf where I had scheduled two free nights at the Courtyard in Seesturn across the river from town. I decided to stop downtown for some lunch and to look around. Zum Schlifften was in all my guide books as good old fashioned German with small alt beers and good wurst. Ate with a bunch of business men and then headed down to the Rathaus and walked through the Weihnacht booths around the square. Saw out of the corner of my eye O'Reilly's Irish Pub and stopped in for a Kilkenny. Don't know why, it's just one of those things like grabbing an Amstel while in Amsterdam. I'm not sure if the beer is all that good but the fact that you can't purchase them in America makes the taste so much sweeter.

Drove over to the hotel and saw lots of tourists checking in and reading a bulletin board they had set up in the lobby showing all the local Weihnacht fairs and how to take public transit to all the locations. I laughed as I carried my folder full of FKK addresses and all the mongering that was on my lists to do. Me and everybody else in the same place but on two completely different paths.

Turned on the tv to Euro Sport and ladies curling (the Scottish team had a hottie) and fell asleep for a while. Awoke around 5 pm and decided it was time for a new adventure. Plugged in directions to the Living Room in Kaarst and took off the 10 minutes or so from the hotel. Rang the buzzer about 5:30 pm and went inside. Paid my 50€ but was not given any instructions so had to guess, up or down the stairs. Took my chances and WRONG, got yelled at for trying to go to the girls dressing room upstairs. Headed downstairs to the spacious locker rooms and changed into the best fitting robe out of the whole trip. Now I'm not the smallest guy but most of the others worn at other locations required a towel to be carried to keep from showing everybody the goods while sitting down. The Living Room robes just seemed larger.

Headed up the steps, sat at the bar, and ordered a water while scanning the scene. Noticed a pole for dancing in the side room which opened up to the outside and the tent where food was being cooked. Most of the bar stools were filled with guys while most of the girls were sitting along the wall almost like Golden Time. Not much action was happening at this early hour and the girls seemed half awake also. I drank my small glass of water and waited to get the attention of the staff for a refill. Next to my left, a girl slid up and asked my name and if I had ever been there before.

Paula (I guess, could have been Carla) 30 min, 50€
Paula asked if I would like her to refill my drink. At that point, I was thanking her for being nice but was going to turn her down as she was talking really close to my face and felt uncomfortable with my personal space (I know, real weird). But va-va-voom, once she walked around the bar and I saw the body, I was sold, hands down no questions. She has blond curly hair almost in the curly style of Keri Russell from Felicity. She asked if I wanted a room and I got up to follow her but she told me to just relax as she went to get a key. I guess I did look a little over anxious.

She returned in a few minutes and we headed to room #1. Mirrors on the walls and ceiling which would prove to offer great views. We laid down on the bed and I offered to daty. She seemed very in touch and appeared to have an orgasm. She then switched to this really wonderful back position and had me lay sideways. (I had to google kama sutra for the position: I guess it's called the brace). Absolutely wonderful. She would hold her hands above her head to brace her body and I would grab her shoulders while pulling her to me. She was looking up at the mirror while I was looking at the side mirror. Needless to say, after about 5 minutes in that position, I was done and dutifully filled the condom to the full. Sweaty and out of breath, I headed down and paid her at the locker, a wiser man with a new knowledge of a great sexual position!

I headed out to grab a bite to eat. It was some type of pasta dish with red meat sauce or a slab of meat with potatoes and kraut. Chose the meat with the starches. After eating decided to explore and headed toward the kino. I was greeted at the door by Larissa, a thin dark haired girl, who said her shift had just began and did I want to come inside to watch the movie while "getting to know" one another. I sat down for a few minutes and conversed but decided she wasn't my type. I thanked her for her time and took off downstairs.

I met a German in the sauna and he started asking me a few questions before I finally confessed that I only understood parts of what he was saying could we switch to English. He got really excited because he had a vacation planned in the upcoming months to New York City and he really also wanted to visit Washington and Miami. I offered me opinions and he said he was really happy because he really got to speak to a native speaker and he wanted my opinion about his diction and understanding. He also mentioned that he liked to watch American television such as Two and a Half Men but a lot of the laughter track threw him off because of the innuendos that he didn't understand. I had never really thought about it and it was a good conversation. I was dying by the time we left though-about 20 minutes straight. I took off outside for a while to cool off before sliding back up to the bar.

?, Hungarian, new girl, tattoo of someone's name on her right foot 30 min, 100€
I took up my usually seat at the end of the bar near the huge fruit bowl and got a water. A girl came to my left and asked for a light for her cigarette. I explained I didn't smoke and she said that she would like a drink but didn't know the protocol as this was her first night in Living Room and she normally worked in Frankfurt. She was topless and work a small black pair of underwear. She ordered a drink and got a smoke and we started into a good 20-30 minute conversation about where in Hungary she was from (small town), why she was in Living Room (heard business was better), and then talked about my vacation and what experiences I had over the past few days.

She asked if I would like to go to the room. We ended up in room #1 also after she retrieved the key. She started with a condom free bj, then I told her I would return the favor and gave daty until she had an orgasm and asked to wait a moment while she recovered. We then started in cowgirl and switched to mish. A condom change was necessary because of either too much lube or too much wetness which was causing it to slide up and down. We then switched to doggie and she asked me to let her know when I was ready and I could cim. No complaints here, she started to choke and said that it was like a mini explosion into her uvula. I thought that was hilarious and we laughed the whole way down the stairs to exchange money at the lockers. I asked if she would be working again the next night as she seemed cool and someone I would want to hang with again and she said yes. We made plans to meet again and I changed into my civilian attire and headed out the door into the cool night breeze.

I am loving your report,
but I can't believe you went all the way to both Babylon and Bernd's without jumping in!
I have found the service at both to be exceptional.
What did you think of conditions at Living Room?
I have enjoyed my visits in the past, but switched to Golden Time a few years back for the larger line-up.
I also thought LR was getting a little threadbare, but I do miss the steamroom.
GIrls at LR seemed much more agressive in the whirlpool and sauna area, but service was always good.
Did you prefer it over GT?

Weasel

Smuler,

Thanks for the kind words. I didn't include this part of the story because it was such a niche portion but part of the reason it took so long to get from Babylon in Elsdorf back to Koeln was that I stopped in Kerpen and went off in search of the Wolfgang von Trips statue. Never did find the thing and couldn't get anyone to understand what I was looking for. Also, as you exit the autobahn, there is a huge sign pointing to the left for Schumacher Kart Track. Traffic was stopped heading in the direction so turned right toward town. Tried to throw a little F1 into this trip also!

Weasel 9x9,

Thanks also for reading the report. I had all plans to return to Golden Time on Friday or Saturday but when I was in the sauna at Parksauna Residenz, two German guys were having a conversation about the local clubs. After about 10 minutes, one of the guys left and the other asked me what I thought. I explained about hardly listening since I couldn't understand much so he switched to English and asked where I had been all week.

He was a regular at PSR and said his opinion was that Golden Time was good for looks but bad for service, PSR was good for service but bad for looks, and Living Room was the best of both. That was the only reason I really headed to Living Room. To be honest, I think it had less space, especially in the winter than Golden Time. The Hungarian girl I hung with at Living Room told me she tried to approach a guy later Friday night in the whirlpool and there was already another girl in there which broke some kind of unwritten rule about where and when you could approach. If I went back, I probably would prefer GT over LR.

Saturday,
Last full day in NRW so when I awoke to cold and overcast, it pretty much spelled the mood for the day.

Got in the car preparing to head to Duesseldorf Zentrum for some shopping and lunch but got dinged for parking lot fees of 18€. I had to go back into the hotel and bitch some to get refund. Finally got on my way and headed down to Heinrich Heine Alley area of town, which I read was supposed to be the world's longest bar or something like that. On one of the side streets parallel, I did see the entrance to FKK Blue Note and it sounded like a party with loud music and women yelling but it was still early and I wasn't monger ready.

I bought some gifts and decided to eat at Schumacher Brau. It was around 11 am and I ordered an alt bier and started looking at the menu. I had a gruff old waiter who was straight to the point. He really made me laugh when a family of four French tourists stopped in a couple of tables away and asked for cappucino's and tea. He basically said "you looking for cafe, this not cafe, goodbye!" Hilarious!

I asked for a bowl of soup to start out the meal but he explained that the kitchen didn't open until 12 but after a few minutes, he stopped back by and said he would hook me up. It was a green pea soup with lots of ham for flavor. As I started to eat, the entire place filled up and two ladies, a daughter about 50, and her mom, about 70 asked if they could join me as I was sitting alone. The proceeded to drink about 5 beers each before I cut out and talked the entire time while I looked around and acted like I wasn't trying to overhear, not letting them know I couldn't understand but about half of the conversation. Paid after wards and walked some more while letting the couple of beers settle.

I looked at the time and decided it was time for another new mongering experience. I checked the list and plugged in directions to Villa Vertigo. I pulled up in front of this grand house on a side street at 3 pm. While walking from the car to the front door, I noticed more international license plates here than at the other clubs. Saw one French, a couple of Belgian and Netherlands, and even saw an Italian tag, quite the international crowd. I got to the door and rang the buzzer and waited. And waited. Probably 3 minutes before I finally heard the familiar buzz which releases the door.

I head to the counter, pay my 50€ and get handed a towel and robe along with a key chain that you hang around your neck with a key and pin and chip card. I head through the door to the left and into a large locker room with about 500 lockers. Get changed and showered and head out to investigate the surroundings. The house is split in two with the entrance in the middle. The right side has the smoking bar and the left side is the non smoking bar. Out back is a large yard with a pool (and I did see a couple of rabbits hopping across the yard). The non smoking side also has a dry sauna, a barber shop (one girl was getting trimmed), and a manicurist room next to the barbershop. That was about it for amenities. There were lots of couches to sit around on but not too much wellness areas besides sitting on couches or at the bars and hanging.

I ordered a water and looked around. One girl across from me looked exactly like Paris Hilton. I mean almost exactly. The tv behind the bar was showing infomercials so I focused on that because there were only a few guys and the girls were waiting for any reason to approach. It didn't work so my first session came real fast.

Camen, 30 mins, 50€
This girl sat down next to me who looked exactly like Karen O from the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs if only she had platinum blond hair instead of black hair. And huge jacked up tits with a porn star body. She said her name was Carmen and she had worked there for 3 years so ask any questions about the club. I asked what the chip and pin card was for and she explained that lots of guys like to drink and instead of paying for each alcoholic drink, they swipe the card and pay when they leave. That made sense. She then said in 3 years, only two other Americans had stopped by and she had serviced them both so I couldn't ruin the trend. Nice pick up line so I figured, what the hell.

She got a key and we head to a doorway which heads to a set of spiral stairs that lead up to the next two floors. We stop off at the second floor and get a room with windows that face the parking lot and front street. There is also a full length mirror on a stand in the corner. I immediately imagine having stand up sex with her hands on each side of the window sill and me banging from behind but we went to the bed and went old school, Daty, then cowgirl, and finally finished in mish. Not a bad start to the day but definitely a PSE.

When I got back downstairs and showered, I noticed a couple of Asian guys getting ready in the locker room. They got undressed except for underwear and t shirts. They carried the robe and towel with them into the shower and after wards, put their undergarments back on before putting on their robes. Just hilarious! The girls would roll their eyes each time they walked by and the older of the two guys stayed in the sauna for about an hour without coming out. I guess that was his hiding place.

When I got back to the bar, Bundesliga was on. Every seat was taken by punters all engrossed in the tv and the girls were stomping mad. They would walk in the room and turn right back around. There was one hot red haired girl in this awesome black mini dress that was attached with buttons on one side that showed she was not wearing anything underneath. I kept trying to get her attention but she was too involved with her girlfriends and I had just returned so would have been wasting both of our times.

Halftime finally arrived in the games and some seats opened up. A thin dark haired girl sat down next to me and asked where I was from. I asked her to guess and she started with Belgium, then Netherlands, Germany, Britain; after four no's she finally gave up and I told her America. She started with the same conversation I heard all week about how great America was on tv and how they all wanted to visit New York. I asked her about working at the club and she said that it was OK but all German men were very businesslike in conversation and sex which is why she originally guessed I was from somewhere else because I was laughing at everybody staring at tv while half naked women were around. We talked for about 20 minutes while I held her hands trying to warm them up due to cold she had. She asked if it was zimmer time and I said lets go.

Nicoletta, Spain, 1 hr, 100€
She got the key and then we started up the steps to the third floor. By the time we reached the top, I was acting like I had to climb up the last few and was out of breath, but I was just trying to break the ice. I told her I wanted 30 minutes and we went into this bedroom which had this narrow doorway which lead into a second bedroom with a heater fan running. She asked if I would mind if she used the bathroom first and she must have stayed 5 minutes. I started to worry she had fallen out but she came out and got undressed. She immediately started no condom bj and while looking up, I noticed there was a sky light cut into the roof and imagined a plane flying over looking down on two people going at it.

I told her to relax after a few minutes and to lay down so I could daty. She tapped my shoulder after about 10 minutes and said if I wanted to wrap up at 30, we needed to start sex. I told her just to relax and extend to 1 hour so she could finish. She replied it would take a while so I beat my chest and said I was up for the challenge (she was correct, it did take about 15 more minutes and my tongue was sore Sunday on the flight back) but I conquered and she shuddered and clenched my head between her legs. We finished in mish and cowgirl and I thanked her for a wonderful time.

After paying her in the locker room, I went back to catch the highlights of the matches I had missed and noticed a new crew must come in about 6 pm. Carmen told me earlier that a DJ comes in at 7 and the place gets packed enough that you may have to wait several hours for a room. I decided I was through for the time being and had promised to go back to Living Room so after saying good bye to the good people of Villa Vertigo, headed outside to the car and started driving back east.

Saturday evening
On the way to Living Room, I passed a Shell convenience store and thought it would be nice to pick up a cigarette lighter for my Hungarian friend from the night before. A cheap gift but hopefully she would see the thought behind it. I pulled up at 7:30 pm and ran through the shower and through the upper room on my way the dining tent. It had been a long day since that pea soup and I was famished. I believe the menu consisted of a fried wiener schnitzel with boiled potatoes and vegetables. I swallowed it whole so I may be wrong.

When I came back inside after eating, I saw her sitting on the stool where I had sat the night before. She looked haggard and exhausted. I asked how things were going and she said very badly. After I left the previous night, she only had one other customer, a Dutch guy, and he had returned on Saturday and repeated again. So in 2 nights of working, she had 3 punts, once with me and twice with the same other guy. She explained that all the guys who frequent Living Room seemed to prefer the same girls and weren't willing to give a new girl a chance.

She also explained that she wasn't staying at a hotel but had paid to crash in one of the rooms upstairs behind the bar. Several girls stay during the night after they close but they've learned to take the rooms downstairs because they are quieter and away from the noises of cleaning up after a long night. She didn't know and had only fallen asleep at 9 am when she got woken up at 10 to get ready for a new shift. She was drinking a Red Bull but was swaying on the bar stool about to fall off. She asked if I was interested in going to a room even though she was dog tired. I said "yeah, no problem, I have a present for you in the locker, I'll be back and give it to you in the room." She got excited and started listing things like flowers or candy. I laughed thinking of the cheap lighter I had taken time to get.

?, Hungarian, 1 hr, 100€
I found her at the bar and we went to room #5. She laughed because this was the same room she had slept the 1 hour in the night before. I pulled the lighter out and she seemed surprised and was grateful as she hadn't left and had been bumming smokes off everybody the entire night. I felt really bad because I had forgotten her name and felt a connection but didn't want to ask for it again even though I was sure she hadn't remembered mine also.

We got undressed and she kissed passionately saying that good hard sex would be the only thing that could keep her awake. She then asked me to lay down and started with uncovered bj. She stopped after a few minutes and asked what I had eaten that was sweet. I thought back and remembered that I ate some pineapples cubes when I returned to the hotel Friday night. She could just that quickly. I was going to start daty but she said let's not waste time, she was ready to go and wanted it hard. OK, with a shrug I flipped over and switched to doggy for everything I was worth. We were sweating especially in mish and I knew after the previous two sessions of the day, it would take a while. We kept switching from mish, cowgirl, reverse cg, even went over to the wicker chair for some frontal position facing each other. She said she thought we went over the hour because someone kept trying to open the door. Finally we were done and collapsed in a heap.

She then laid down on the bed and asked to talk for a while. She started asking my opinion about if she should stay at Living Room or go back to Frankfurt where she had come from the day before. I told her if she didn't think she could make enough money, she had to do what was best for her. After about 15 more minutes of discussing her options, we left the room and I paid at the locker. She asked if I had a pen so we could exchange e-mail addresses to keep in touch. (I didn't but thinking back upon this, I should have immediately jumped at the situation. But being from New Orleans and almost getting ass kicked by bouncers while trying to communicate with strippers/dancers here, I pretty much chickened out). She then joked as to when the next time I would visit would be, could I come to Frankfurt and say hello. I then stayed downstairs thinking about our conversation and sat on the hall way sofa watching girls process guys. In the room and out in 20 minutes at least with several girls.

After that I went to the whirlpool which already had a strange guy who was facing the massage table with his ass floating on the water. And he didn't have the whirlpool swirling, just on the quiet phase. I elbowed him to move and turned the bubbles to full. After 10 minutes or so, my friend walked in really excited and said she thought I had left and was glad she found me. She had called her friends in Frankfurt and they were picking her up from the train station the next morning. And to please make sure to see her before leaving so that we could try to then communicate after I left on Sunday.

It's now Wednesday as I type this and I still wonder if I did the right or wrong thing. After she went back upstairs, I got to feeling very guilty that this girl who I had spent a couple of intimate hours with was taking my advice in a life decision. Now she would be forever altered because of something I might have said. What did I do after coming to this realization? I ducked and ran. Went to the locker room, got dressed, and walked out the door at 10 pm.

Now to be honest, after I got back to the hotel, I regretted leaving. Even debated going back and paying the entrance fee just to say a formal goodbye and exchange communications. Or I was wondering if this was part of what having a girl friend experience is like. Do you have to remember that you just paid someone to spend time with you and that part of the pay was for them to go away or could there be another step beyond just a business transaction between two people? I do regret it now and wished things were different. All I know is there is a Hungarian girl that worked two days at Living Room, took my advice and went back to Hungary for Christmas, and one day will return to work in Frankfurt at one of the clubs there. I have no name or way to communicate, maybe one day we will meet again.

Sunday
Awoke still feeling guilt from the night before. Drove to the airport, turned in my rental car, and grabbed the flight back to America. Landed at JFK and somehow got through customs in 30 minutes. Spent the next few hours wandering around until Jet Blue was kind enough to deposit me and my luggage on the tarmac in New Orleans. Now it's back to reality with only the dreams and experiences of NRW in my mind and already have begun plans for my next adventure.

To all the fellow micers out there, may your trips and experiences be as rich and fulfilling as mine. Thanks for reading.

Von Trips- killed in Monza, as Senna was...

Looks like F1 will be arriving on my doorstep :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adtIiPQi ... re=related

Was Ralk working at the track in Kerpen ? LOL


Best Regards

Smuler

O, dear.

First, thanks for the compliment. Second, you have missed the proper parking area of 'Babylon' which is located on the back-side of the establishment. Sorry that you have missed both the 'Hof and 'Babylon' this way.

Gaston.

Hello,

Seems like you enjoyed yourself and got about. Can't really comment on the Sauna places. Only realy into rlds. Oberhausen was definitely worth a visit if it was anything like the last time i went. Small but lots of girls. Apologies if Duisburg wasn't up to scratch for you. I think i got a bit carried away the first time i went. It was good then but this time it didnt' impress me. When you was there surely Haus 26 impressed you? Loads of younger ladies from all over the world (best in the evening). You also went to Essen i see. I too went this year but wasn't impressed. It was a Sunday though. I see you haven't mentioned Dusseldorf's rld. Don't blame you! lol.

Smuler,

That is a sweet looking track. I can only imagine how expensive the grandstand prices will be that face the track with the river and skyline in the background.

I was gung ho originally for the race in Austin but with the construction confusion and switching of dates to late November, I've lost a little of the anticipation for it. I imagine the Jersey race will have more of an international flare to it as opposed to Austin.

By the way, in your trips, have you ever made it for a lap around Nurburgring? I checked their schedule on this trip and the only day they had open for the public was Saturday, 12/10. Don't know if all the local hot rods would make it worth it (especially in a rental car!).

Willred27

Spoldge,

There definitely was a interesting contrasts between visiting the rld's and the sauna clubs. I had never been to any of the sauna clubs so wanted to go with the familiar the first night which is what led me to Duisburg, Oberhausen, and Essen.

Duisburg was definitely the largest. You described it perfectly with each house having a different feel that catered to which type of girl you were looking for. It was a Monday night so pretty slow with quite a few closed doors but still some quality and time never seemed to be an issue. Don't get me wrong, I didn't waste any time but clock watching never entered. The first couple of houses closest to the main intersection, I walked in and walked right back out within the first few steps. Mainly younger guys walking around but mostly in groups of 3-4, only saw one other guy.

Oberhausen just looked intimidating. I couldn't see anywhere to park and there were delivery trucks on both sides of the street heading down to the houses. It may have been an open ended street but looked almost like a dead end from the main street. I never did stop, get out, or circle back. Got the hell outta there.

Essen wasn't bad. Pretty nice part of town. Once a entered the square, lots of dudes just standing around hanging out. They were smoking and checking out the women, almost questioned whether they were pimps. The setup with the girls at the window with hallways behind that led to interior rooms reminded me of the Singel area or Antwerp.

By the time I got to Dusseldorf, I was strictly in the sauna mode and didn't even think about the rld. If I remembered your writing, you didn't seem too impressed so that was probably in the back of my mind also.

Thanks for all the research you've done, it definitely contributed to my "fun" on this trip,
Willred27

Hello Willred27,

Glad my posts have helped you out and hope any more that i write assist you further in your muff-missions :). As for Oberhausen. Maybe it was the time of day/night you went. Without doubt there must be dodgy characters in the background. They most likely read these posts. If you're in the area again, i would strongly recommend checking out Oberhausen. I was there on a Freitag night and the place was buzzing and every window was full. Small and compact but looked excellent. As for Duisburg, i wasn't very enamoured with it this time. Still plenty on show and deserved of 3* for sure but i had tickets to go there everyday and didn't. The milfs i saw weren't my 'cup of tea'. The first time i went i got carried away but it was good on that visit. Still, be nice if i could pop down the road and visit a place like Vulkanstrasse whenever i felt like it. Essen looked good and as you say was in a nicer part of town (recently redeveloped), Berlinerplatz, etc. However, i went there on a Sunday and it wasn't 'pumping'. Nearly went with a Latina, similar to the one you describe. The one i nearly went with, was immediately on the left, the last door. Smallish, latino and dyed blonde hair. Lots of fellars were standing around smoking or just oodling the girls. I have a feeling about Essen that it could be good if visited at the right time, on the right night. Long time since i went to Singel but i can relate to what you mean.

Splodger