Arriving just after 8PM, after a quick shower I was starving so headed straight into the canteen for some food. Fred had pointed out that 7:30 was "feeding time" when all the girls pile in for food and you can get a good chance to see them in bright lights but unfortunately I just couldn't get there by that time. There were a few girls still in there and I could see what Fred meant - even though it was "lingerie day" and the girls were fairly covered up, unfortunately there are some things best kept in the dark .......

I went for a chicken dish that was pretty good - the food here is the best I've had in an FKK so far - I've paid for far worse food than this!

So, walking into the main lounge with a full belly and feeling like a bit of relaxation, I did a quick lap to see if I could recognise anyone from my last visits and to pick out any prospects to keep my eye on. Of course, the girls all smell "fresh blood" and I battered away the persistant "hey baby"'s with a smile and a bit of banter. I then settled down on the big swing bed near the smoking room facing the central pole.

I immediately had a string of girls approach me one after the other! I kept on saying (loudly enough for the other girls to hear) "I've just eaten and want to relax before any action" but this just didn't stop the next one from walking up immediately after I had just pushed the last one away - incredible! Must have been a really slow night as the fresh blood feeding frenzy was high!!

I was mentally compiling a list of potential victims while my food settled when I spotted 2 girls chatting to eachother sitting on the sofa outside the smoking room. They were not paying any attention to anyone or anything around them and the thing that caught my eye was that the one was absently stroking her leg up and down the otherone's thigh. This was a little erotic and didn't seem overtly sexy, just like the girl that was doing it was sort of a "touchy feely" kind of person if you get what I mean? I carried on looking around (and fending off insistant girls) for a further 15 minutes or so, all the time glancing around at the two on the sofa who were still talking and giggling, ignoring everyone else.

The next thing, I noticed that the girl that was being stroked had gone to go and get a drink, while the one that was doing the stroking (which was the one I had been keeping an eye on) was now lying on the sofa by herself, this time absently running her fingers up and down her own thigh. Since I didn't wasnt to give up my vantage point if it didn't work out, it took me a couple of attempts to make eye contact with her as she really didn't look like she was "on the hunt" so she wasn't actively trying to make eye contact with anyone.

Meet 24yr old Mia from Hungary - a fairly short brunette with a cute round face, a slim, fairly firm body with a nicely rounded butt and gorgeously large natural breasts for such a slim body - I would guess these to be around 34DD or perhaps even E cup.

Mia was instantly very friendly and very tactile - she came up behind me and dangled her breasts tantalisingly over my face in response to my question "are those natural"? since I couldn't really tell as they were covered up at the time. Unlike the girls that had preceeded her, when she ran her fingers up and down my arm it felt like she genuinely was touching me, not just mechanically stroking. She was what I was looking for so off to the room we went.

In the room, the minute I had her naked I told her up front that I wanted her for an hour. She asked if I had been to Palace before and pointed to the menu behind the door. I told her I had indeed been to Palace many times and I always ignored the menu on the back of the door. The first shock to me was that it appears that the formal view is that while it's €50 for the first 30 minutes, an additional €50 only appears to get you a further 15 minutes! What?? I laughed and told her I would give her €100 for an hour as that's what I had always paid and that was that. She shrugged and said that wasn't what she was pointing to, was I interested in any of the COB / A levels etc? Ohhh - OK - I'll take A levels for another €100 so that's €200 for the hour, all inclusive.

Happy with the negotiations over, we got on the bed and I was able to play with her gorgeous body. She covered me with lots of intimate kisses, no DFK but certainly lots of open mouthed tongue play and lovely erotic kisses. Good start. What followed was an unhurried session that included lots of foreplay and nipple sucking followed by DATY and then on to multiple positions with 2 of them including anal with a final finish back in the pussy in doggie with me pounding her lovely round ass.

We lay there and kissed and cuddled for a few minutes to catch our breath and she told me that she only comes over to Palace for 3 weeks at a time as she is studying in Hungary and her family thinks that she comes over to visit friends 3 or four times a year during university holidays.

I'm glad it was holiday time and I hope to catch her again sometime - very, very good start!

After showering and cleaning up, I popped a kamagra to help me recover faster and to sustain me for the next few hours. By this time, it was coming up for 10:30pm and I went and streched out on the sofa outside the smoking room where I had a good view of the floor and could select my next target. I was very relaxed and was nodding off to sleep except that I kept on getting interrupted by girls trying to convince me to go with them. One particularly obnoxious, skinny cow whose name I did not even bother to ask, screeched at me that I was wasting all the girls time and if I didn't want to fuck then I should leave. I pointed out that I had just had a lovely session with Mia and that it was HER I didn't want to fuck, not now and not ever in fact. She stormed off in a huff. I'm not ever rude to the girls as there really is no need and most of them will leave you alone but this was an absolute troll. She was fairly short, skinny, black hair, makeup done to make her eyes look "Oriental" with the dark, upswept corners - the only thing was that she isn't oriental and the eyes just made her look scary! Later on in the evening, a whole load of oriental guys actually came into the place (at least 10 guys suddenly flooded in) - there was a feeding frenzy (always is with the oriental guys) and she managed to snag herself some poor sucker. I did note that they were back out the room in about 15 minutes ..........Sorry I didn't get her name, I didn't want anything to do with her.

Anyway, back to the plot. So I've just basically told the troll to fuck off and I'm not in the best of moods when "Romy from Romania" snuggles up like a cat in my lap. Not a very original name I point out and she just giggles. She's not pushy and seems cute and unfortunately due to the Kamagra, I can't tell my cock to focus on the goal as it has a mind of it's own and immediately springs to attention when she rubs her small breasts across it. OK then - I tell her that I'm "waiting for someone" which in part is true. I had spotted "Miriam from Hungary" just before the troll incident - Miriam has pitch black hair which was in a thick plaited pony tail about half way down her back. She was wearing a little black dress which was just the right shortness for me to spot that she had a nice wide ass - it had a bit of cellulite, but it looked like a good ass and although the boobs were not as big as I would have liked them, they were definitely natural. What I was watching and what caught my eye about her is that she was dancing around, laughing with other girls and generally looked like she was having fun. She actually looked like a punter in a night club, more than she looked like a working girl. I was waiting for the kamagra to kick in to help my recovery when some bloke took her off to the room so I noted the time and figured I'd wait for her to come out.

Oh well, says Romy - "how about a quick fuck while you wait then"? Not a bad plan - I tell her just a €50 half hour then - lets go. Once in the room she does the same as Mia and asks if I know about the menu behind the door - this is a bit strange for me - I've had a number of sessions in Palace and never been shown the menu and never once had an arguement or negotiation and suddenly tonight the 2 girls that I go with go through the same routine .......not sure if Palace management has said anything to them or what? So I say quite firmly that all I want is to lick her pussy and to fuck in multiple positions for 30 minutes. She giggles and says that's fine, she just wanted to make sure I knew about the "options" in case I "let go" while she was giving me a BJ - I told here there was no chance of that as I didn't want a BJ ............what followed was a pretty standard session - she was fine, not outstanding, but fine. She has a slim body, scarcely B cup boobs and she didn't kiss - but I was just having fun playing with her young body and I had no intentions of finishing, which surprisingly I did when she was on top and her pelvic bones were just rubbing in the right place to push me over the edge. Huh - go figure - surprisingly OK session. She earned a tip for that and we both parted happy.

I was eager to see if Miriam was out of the zimmer by then so I hurried in the shower and did a quick circuit of the club - no Miriam, so I settled back down to my sofa and proceeded to doze off once more - I really was knackered from work and was feeling very chilled at that point in time. I spotted a "big" girl out the corner of my eye (I like big girls) - unfortunately it was not Kristina of the enormous boobs that I had met for the first time on my last visit - I was really hoping to see her on this visit but it wasn't to be. I have no idea who this girl is (and still don't) - she is quite tall, dirty blonde hair, an alright face (she's not going to win any beauty competitions whereas I think Kristina has a beautiful face!) - large, natural breasts, a fairly flat ass and quite a large belly on her. i was contemplating finding out who she was but something about her face put me off more than her big belly (big girls don't all have big bellys) - she just looked like she wasn't having much fun at all - I decided to wait and see how much longer Miriam took.

I was lying there with my eyes half open when eventually, Miriam came out of the room and both she and the guy she was with were laughing and smiling - this to me is another sign of a good provider - it looked like they had a good session. I glanced down at my watch - wow - they had done a 90minute session - she must be good!

I re-positioned myself at the bar so that I could watch for Miriam to get back from freshening up and took another look around the club to make sure I was happy with my decision. I spotted a cute and very bouncy little blonde pop out of the rooms. She was stark naked and had popped over to the bar to collect some drinks and go back into the room. Hmmm - should I wait for her? She looks cute! Where had she been earlier? Oh well, Miriam made an appearance at that moment but she went straight into the smoking lounge so I had to have a bit more patience. Ten minutes later and she came walking out and started a circuit of the lounge - perfect, I flagged her down and had a chat. Yep, lets go to the room.

For the third time that night, I was shown the menu behind the door in the room - what's up with this?? I told her I wanted an hour for €100 and expected to lick her pussy and take her in multiple positions. I was starting to get frustrated as I'd never had to go through this before in any FKK - including Palace. We lay down on the bed and she told me that for €150 for the hour I could "have a fantastic time - a premium experience" that included finishing on her boobs. I said to her "look baby, I know that you are going to give me a fantastic time for €100 for one hour because I don't want to cum on your boobs so I'm not paying extra and if I have a good time I'm going to write a good report and you will get a tip but if I don't have a good time then I write a shit report and you don't get further customer OR a tip!". At this point she burst out laughing and said "so baby - you are not just a tourist ja?" to which I replied "no, I already told you that, now lets agree that time starts now shall we?" and with that, the negotiations were over and the fun began.

What followed was actually a very good session! Miriam DFK's - very erotic, very passionate and feels very genuine. Her pussy reacted brilliantly to DATY - she shuddered, teetering on the brink of orgasm while her pussy flooded with wetness. Her BBBJ was slow and sensuous and when the time came for penetration, no lube was required. We had energetic sex in multiple positions with my favourite being doggie style with her fantastic ass spread out before me. Unfortunately, there was no chance I was going to finish, even though the Kamagra was keeping me hard. Miriam tried hard and offered to finish me by hand and even threw in the option of fucking her tits at no extra cost. She eventually collapsed exhausted and apologetic with me laughing and telling her it's not her fault and that I still had what I wanted out of it. By the time we walked out, it was ten minutes more than an hour - her fault for delaying the start I figured.

I paid her €120 for her efforts and she gave me a kiss on both cheeks and then one full on the mouth for good measure - good finish in spite of the bad start.

I figured I needed a sauna to relax - I was overheated and completely shagged - in a good way. I went and sat in the sauna for about 20 minutes and decided that I needed to call it a night. It was just after 2am and I had work the next day. As I walked out a little later, I looked around and as I always do I wondered if I was leaving too early and if I should have had another quick shag before leaving.............

On the way back to the hotel in the taxi, I reflected on the evening - three good sessions but three unnecessary negotiations which were a bit frustrating at the start. I'm not sure why or if this was a one-off. It wasn't enough to put me off returning as the club is brilliant and my previous experiences were outstanding and as I say, I still had great sessions this evening. I'll be back - one day I might even get to meet the elusive Saskia that Fred has been telling me about :-)

Great report and very descriptive.

I wondered how things work in a typical FKK and your report described that perfectly. Seems like you had a good night overall. The constant stream of girls coming up to you and nagging sounds a little off-putting though.

By the way, what is on the 'menu' behind the doors? Just a list of what you can get and how much?

Hi Trav,

Nice report and nice findings on Mia - Jessica is her friend.

Just a week ago, I was walking around during the day with Mr. GQ in Amsterdam RLD in board day light. The girls were at the door or perhaps inches out of the door steps. Yikes, she shouldn't (for the same reason). I actually told Mr. GQ, "girls working in a sunny day like this face an unfair disadvantage to the club girls." :)

Bravo on your speech to that skinny cow. She should rinse off her dirty mouth with the toilet flush.

It's the uninformed tourists to blame -

1. one big mouth from Texas was forcing the bartender to have shots with him during the afternoon. Later he did not even have the cash to pay for his first session. And he bought a half bottle of champagne too.

2. one guy from Finland took two girls to the room "50 - 50" and ended up spending well over 30 minutes. But he only had 100 euros left and his card would not work inside the club or outside the club. He wasted these two girls 3 hours until his friends came back from the casino....

3. that cartoon is designed for dummies or language-challenged (No English, No German) - they would march in as a group (at times towards the ladies lockers room, nice try!) and then leave quickly after one session

4. Unlike World or Sharks, the managers at Palace seem to give the girl the benefit of the doubt.

When you visit Sharks, you'll find that the hit-and-run type of girls become minority. That bald guy may give customers very cheesy smile. He's quite stern to the girls and you should see him pulling girls onto the manager's couch for a quick chat.

If you like to meet Saskia, you need to come earlier :) After dinner, she'll relax with a smoke and she's usually busy until she leaves around 11 pm. It happened only once on a very slow day and evening when she walked up to me, "you have time for me?"

Life is tough, Trav! Ha Ha....

Regards,
Fred

The constant stream of girls was a bit annoying at first and was not indicative of my previous visits. Mia told me it had been a very sloooooooow night and I was in fact her first man of the night. By the time I left I only saw her go to the room with one more man so it sort of explains the desperation of the girls.

However :- I had an OK meal, fucked 3 gorgeous women, and the rest of the time lay around watching scantily clad women prance around the place - I count that as a good night overall!!



The "menu" is exactly as you describe. It is a list (in picture form) showing the costs. Off the top of my head (Fred will correct me I'm sure) it shows:-

30 mins for €50
45 mins for €100 (a joke, I refuse to pay this)
CIM for €50 extra
COB for €50 extra
Anal for €100 extra

I think there might be another option but I can't really remember - I know the prices but it's best to negotiate up front anyway - I ignore the "menu".

I hope this helps.

Cheers

Trav

Hi Trav,

Bravo for holding your ground. There are some clumsy tourists who keep bitching about the sharks at Palace. Get serious! We are talking about naked girls...

Complain to management if indeed necessary. The comments add up. Girls like Michelle from Stuggart will never work at Palace again.

Cheers,
Fred

P.S. I think you are a very big shark or gray whale who can swallow Great White. :) Ha Ha...

Thanks for clearing that up Trav and LOL at that menu fred, not what I was expecting :P

Trav's favorite picture has been there since 2009 or even earlier when Palace added all those newer rooms towards the back.

It's important because some visitors will come in a group and only the leader would speak English. When there are communication issues, they can always refer to the menu.

Unlike their RLD counterparts, FKK girls get paid afterwards. If they come across dirt bag with no money to pay, they get double screwed. Club management will help them to the extent of showing the customers how to get cash from the machine inside the club. They will not call the police to draw unnecessary attention.

Regards,
Fred

Ahhhhh! Thanks for the picture upload Fred!

BTW - can you please describe Saskia for me so that I can look out for her next time?

Cheers

Trav

Hi Fred

I remember you showed me this sign before

Is it at Palace, or World ?

I have never seen this sign @ Oase


I have had COB many times, and have never paid in other clubs

Best Regards

Smuler

Hi Trav,

She's about 5'8" without the shoes, medium length dark drown wavy hair, big square face like a cover girl, late 20s to 30, with a little fat below the waist.

She usually gets there by 1 pm. Thus she can leave by 11 pm but she's been working till 1 am this year to serve the mankind :) She's very relaxed and orally gifted. I was hoping for more Family Fun but Nikki told me Saskia was working the day before and I was a day late.

Check with the front desk. They can point at a lady on the poker machine for you. :)

Regards,
Fred

Hi Smuler,

The signs are at Palace. Regulars at World would laugh at these signs.

That depends on the girls. Some girls at Palace may suggest finish in the mouth or come on her tits (for X-tra). I usually smile, "just NORMAL". Bitch Natalie from Ukraine with the DD was the only one in recent memories who gave me problems for that. Our mutual friend Schlong had a good laugh - he challenged me to fuck a very fat girl. It's more than grude fuck until I was just about to explode. Then I stopped. She deserved nothing from the Bank of Freddies Reserve. She was MAD when I just stood up and said, "let's go" and waited for her by the door while she cleaned up....

Are you going to join your mentors at World later this month? You know who will be there too to watch the Euro tournament to cheer on the home team??

Regards,
Fred

No Fred

those guys are on a long trip to Frankfurt and Thailand

I'll be on the way to Montreal..it'll cost me twice as much as frankfurrt...but the service is better there IMHO

Best Regards

Smuler

Hi Smuler,

You love to train and it shows. Ha Ha..... Are you going there with the NYC gang?

Regards,
Fred

Palace Saturday, June 16

Fantastic lineup with a lot of pretty new faces due to the "Achema" Trade Fair between June 18 and 22.

For Trav -

Saskia was there and she was happy to see me there. Business has been terrible due to the Euro 2012 tournament, including a "zero-day" on Thursday with "only 6 men at the club".

For Peach Fuzz -

Nikki was there last Wednesday but she's relaxing last Saturday according to her pal Joy from Germany (who dropped a little weight and looked great).

Jessica from Budapest was there and she was happy to see me there. She was there just before 4 pm and I was her first customer soon after we finished dinner. She dropped 2 to 3 kg since I last met her 3 weeks earlier. She has two gorgeous friends - one tall brunette with awesome (but enhanced) tits and another blonde babe named Renata with the ass to die for. Jessica is prettier and sweeter among all three of them.

For the Polish Mafia fans -

Veronika from Krakow, Paulina and the ring leader Klara from Warsaw were there.

Jessica may be the highlight for the day/evening inside the zimmer BUT Veronika would provide the lasting memories for years to come.

Palace Sunday, June 17

Jessica in white (WOW), Veronika with her primarily pink Catholic school girl skirt again (no more black leg wear to cover her thighs and legs)...

There is a new Pole - young and gorgeous with shy smile!!!!!!!

Regards,
Fred

Sharks alert for the Messe visitors

Sasha from Ukraine - Unbelievable - the #2 bitch of all time at Palace is back in circulation - facially, she aged very well but that ass is still a HUGE mess. WTF. She remembered me as she avoided the eye contacts when I stared at her.

Jesse the evil pixie (according to Pepto) from Oase - now with sandy blonde hair and out of shape bode - this lazy bitch would charge a fellow inspector the full 4 hours when he just felt asleep during sex back in 2006. Unforgivable.

Marina from Romania - caution only - Mr. Houston might think she’s lousy for a 500 euro BBBJ but she’s a good value for S&F for 50 euros during her first year at Palace when she was still flat chested and skinny (see photo attached). Now, you will hardly recognize her based on this photo. She did not have the breasts implant 3 weeks ago. But as I spotted her last Saturday, she has very nice B cups now.

Natalie from Ukraine - all natural D cups, smaller ass now but I doubt that her bitchy attitude is history

Anna from Bulgaria - enhanced C cups, she was all over me a couple months ago when she saw me as new meat. As soon as I would not let her molest Freddy and told her, "may be later", she's gone in .69 seconds.

Regards,
Fred

This was the girl Fred ?

I don't even remember what she looked like...

she was sitting in that smoking fishbowl ?

Best Regards

Smuler

Hi Smuler,

Yes, that's Marina's old photo when she first joined Palace. Now she has all these hair extension, enhanced breasts and very high heels. You have to look at her and the photo like the passport control officer :)

She might have just tried to blow that dumbass from Houston off when he walked into the smokers' lounge and asked her, "how much for a BBBJ?"

According to Mr. Schlong, he had to pay her another 50 euros to end the session pre-maturely! They need to update that menu - under 30 minutes, no extra. Ha Ha !!!!!!

Regards,
Fred

Ahhh Fred - If only I could get over to Palace while the Euro cup is on but actually I think that I pity the man that does as all of the girls will be trying to make their days wages out of him!!

I still hope to meet Saskia one day ........

Hi Trav,

You know how I felt then - all these gorgeous women at World and at Palace who were desperate to have sex with me. :)

Actually, they are all very good in observing the boundaries - no monkey business when the games are on. Exception - one stupid new girl at Palace who claimed that she's Greek.

Full report will come soon.

I hope the girls would do well tomorrow - no games scheduled on Wednesday, June 20.

Regards,
Fred

What a difference in two weeks?!

With temperature dropping from 30 C to 15 C, Palace and World have gone from average / border line boring to a talent rich environment.

Trav69,

The 'new' German girl Ester from Berlin is still sticking around. She's short and chunky with some huge D cups. Cindy from Poland, Adrianna from Germany or Poland (not sure) may fit your requirements to a T :)

I particularly like Veronika's friend - the blonde she introduced to work at Palace on that night when Rolando kicked Holland out of the Euro 2012 tournament.

Just the home team had gone from two (Sarah and a brunette with colorful tattooes all over her arms) on August 19 to almost 10 on Friday, August 31. It was like a dream when the voice of Saskia in the relax area woke me up just 30 minutes past midnight. Standing next to her was Kira. I could not recognize them at the beginning as their hair were all pulled back (still wet) with all make up removed (looking all natural and beautiful). They must have spent some time in the steam bath. Saskia saw me staring at them and teased me with a funny question and Kira added another comment, "we saw everything.....".

Does your work has anything to do with Auto mechanic? Big messe in about two weeks.....

Regards,
Fred