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10 do's and don'ts in Amsterdam RLD
Posted: 2014-12-22, 7:35 am

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Hi,

Just for the fun I found an article about the 10 things to do and don't in the RLD.
Always a good reminder (especially towards bad manners that some guys are showing during their journeys).

Take it also with humor. Always
I like the 5th and 6th point on the Don't do list. Anybody has ever thought about throwing someone into the canal (just kidding, lol) ?

The second point on the Do's thing is very funny in some way : just because you've handed 50 € doesn't mean the sex worker will keep promise about how good her services are.

So the two lists :

Quote:
10 Do’s for Amsterdam’s Red Light District

Do be respectful toward the sex workers.
When visiting a prostitute, pay in advance and negotiate beforehand.
Do visit at least one coffeeshop, as this is part of the Dutch culture.
Do experience the Museum of Prostitution.
Do check out World’s First Specialised Condom Shop, The Condomerie.
Do have a drink in Cafe In ‘t Aepjen or Cafe Aen ‘t Water.
Do check out Chinatown in the Red Light District.
Do enter the oldest building of Amsterdam, The Old Church.
Do see the Nieuwmarkt and The Waag.
Do take a guided tour, you’ll be surprised what our locals can tell you.


10 Dont’s for Amsterdam’s Red Light District

Don’t take pictures of sex workers.
Don’t tap or spit on the windows.
Don’t peek through cracks in the curtains.
Don’t go standing too long in front of the windows.
Don’t throw things into the canals.
Don’t combine magic mushrooms with alcohol or marijuana.
Don’t take the riksja’s. They are overpriced.
Don’t buy drugs from the dealers. Most of the time it’s not even drugs.
Don’t use the streets as a public toilet. You’ll be fined.
Don’t have unprotected sex with prostitutes.


source :
http://www.amsterdamredlightdistricttou ... -district/
Re: 10 do's and don'ts in Amsterdam RLD
Posted: 2014-12-22, 9:38 am

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Number 3 made me laugh.........On the don't do list.......
Re: 10 do's and don'ts in Amsterdam RLD
Posted: 2014-12-22, 1:24 pm

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Yeah .. point 3 on the don't do's is clearly on the wrong list ... giggity !

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Re: 10 do's and don'ts in Amsterdam RLD
Posted: 2014-12-23, 4:57 am

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Don't stand too long in front of the windows?
I've spent hours milling about outside certain windows. How the hell else am I ever going to get in to see Lilly?

Don't peek through cracks in the curtains?
Where do you think I get all my kinky ideas? I'm watching what you bastards are up to!

Don't have unprotected sex with prostitutes?
Good advice. I wear a helmet and knee pads every visit now.

Weasel

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Re: 10 do's and don'ts in Amsterdam RLD
Posted: 2014-12-23, 7:05 am

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And make sure you don't talk to the guy from Boston!
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Posted: 2014-12-23, 7:27 am

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Don't give 30 euro for 25 euro worth of drinks at La Vie En Proost if you can't afford to loose it. The bartender will put the 5 euros on her tits expecting to get them. Haha.
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Posted: 2014-12-23, 8:23 am

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I can make that drink really last long when I need to.......
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Posted: 2014-12-23, 7:28 pm

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Mr.Weasel.............you crack me up, lol

Lets all be honest now, we"ve all tried to peer thro a crack in a girls kamers curtains, haven"t we ?

i bloody have, but thats because im a colossal perv lol

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Re: 10 do's and don'ts in Amsterdam RLD
Posted: 2014-12-23, 7:38 pm

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I do double the strongest mushrooms you can get . Don't see the problem with driving and smoking whilw on mushrooms . You either okay on mushrooms or not . Drinking or smoking won't make much diffrence .
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Posted: 2014-12-24, 1:43 am

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You are clearly an asshole.
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Posted: 2014-12-24, 4:25 am

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Greenhoff,
On one of my last visits with Nina,
Tony was both milling about AND peeking!
Broke two rules at the same time, the little pervert!
If he would pee in the canal at the same time, that would make FOUR!

Weasel

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Re: 10 do's and don'ts in Amsterdam RLD
Posted: 2014-12-25, 4:46 pm

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Don't eat from halal (kabab) places if there is no bathroom near you lol
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Posted: 2015-01-05, 8:57 pm

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Visit at least one coffeeshop, yes, but make sure it isn't The Grasshopper
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Posted: 2015-01-05, 9:43 pm

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The grasshopper is closed anyways. At least the coffeeshop part.
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