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The beach party and human evolution
Posted: 2008-05-21, 7:23 am

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Waaay off topic this. Posted under "other cities" because it's definitely not specifically Dutch.

But I thought some of you might be tickled by this. I've just put together 2 pieces of evolution research:

1. The Naked Ape Hypothesis (google for it) suggests we're all descended from a long line of beach bums. Explains being hairless, standing upright, having boobs high on the chest, stuff like that.

2. The Evolution of the Human Penis (google for that too) - research suggests the shape is good for scooping out the previous guy's sperm and the habit of thrusting for ages before ejaculating is a good way to do it, meaning we've evolved to cope with Sloppy Seconds!!!

This hypothesis predicts that a guy has shorter "down time" if he's going to go with a different partner. I wonder if I can get a research grant....


Putting the implications of these 2 hypotheses, I come up with this:

**** Magoo's Concise History of Human Evolution ****

"It was one hell of a beach party, and it went on for ages."



References (for the Google-impaired)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquatic_ape_hypothesis

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3128753.stm
http://www.associatedcontent.com/articl ... exual.html
http://209.85.173.104/search?q=cache:NR ... =firefox-a

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Re: The beach party and human evolution
Posted: 2008-05-21, 7:35 am

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The endangered Bonobo chimps are the hippies of the ape world. They're considered the smartest, most peaceful and are known for having sex ALL the time.

I find it hard to believe we descended from them. How would one explain all the Republicans in the world?

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Re: The beach party and human evolution
Posted: 2008-05-21, 2:20 pm

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Remember that book "Women are from Venus, and Men are from Mars?" This thread suggests a new book. "Democrats are Benobos, and Republicans are Chimps."
Re: The beach party and human evolution
Posted: 2008-05-21, 11:21 pm

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In the light of these comments:

1. I wasn't trying to get political here

2. Magoos Revised Concise History of Human Evolution:

"It was one hell of a beach party, and it went on for ages. Then some killjoy assholes turned up, and we've had trouble with the bastards ever since."

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Re: The beach party and human evolution
Posted: 2009-08-11, 11:21 pm

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Updating this piece with a new reference:

http://www.scientificamerican.com/artic ... he-phallus

Like any good theory, this one supports predictions that can be tested, so here goes...

If you're in a situation where you're going to have sex with more than one partner, does that shorten your recovery time, relative to having a second go at the same partner?

Or, has anyone noticed a difference between having 2 pops with the same girl in an extended session vs having a short session with one girl and soon after another short session with a different girl? Does the 2nd pop happen sooner if you change partners?

I expect the FKK-dwellers would be in the best position to answer this. Any comments?

Also, thinking about it, the fact that the P4P women, especially in the RLD, have been fucking other guys just before you, does that make the whole experience "hornier", meaning a lot more vigorous deep thrusting than you might do with a less promiscuous partner?

Wouldn't it be great to get this site endowed with some kind of research funding?

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