Thought I'd drop this post to share my recent experience in Berlin and get some advice from other people who have been there.

So, I was in Berlin in early January of this year with about two days to kill.

My hotel was right near Kufurstenstrasse, which I was told had many of Berlin's street walking girls. From what I had heard they weren't of the best quality, but I decided to take a look anyways. Besides seeing a massage parlour and a burlesque club there was nothing really of note there. I think the lack of girls out on the street was probably due to the fact that it was early January and freezing cold, but anyways, was worth a shot.

After my little search around the area I headed back to the hotel and found that Caligula was the closest brothel. In my mind I had been deciding between the King George and Caligula since the all-inclusive thing sounds amazing. Anyhow, after reading some not so great reviews about Caligula I decided to just walk past it to check it out. From the outside it looked a little seedy and empty, so I decided to pass it by (judging by more recent reviews about the place this was a good idea).

SO, determined to make the most of my Berlin trip I figured it boiled down to King George or Artemis. Both had fairly positive reviews, though in different ways. King George, from what I read, was good cost-wise, but you get what you pay for. Artemis was top notch, and again, you get what you pay for.
Being that this was my first time, I decided to head to Artemis. The club itself was very clean, and unexpectedly nice. Almost like a resort/spa. The girls there were even better. The only real detriment to the club is the expense of the drinks, but if you get a good enough buzz beforehand it shouldn't be that much of a problem.
By the time I got in I was pretty drunk, but still nervous since it was my first time. Had a couple more drinks and took in the sights. After finally deciding on a girl (a beautiful Colombian) I went upstairs and did my thing. Looking back now and reading other reviews I know I definitely got robbed (figuratively). I ended up paying 500 euros for an hour, with anal. Seemed expensive at the time, but I was too drunk and excited to really care. She had a fantastic ass, which I ate for a good 20 minutes, did some facesitting. The bbj left something to be desired, though she gave a great body on body oil massage.
All in all a great experience, but I will be much wiser next time as to how and how much money I spend there.

Now that I've shared my experience, since I'm returning to Berlin at the end of this month I had a few questions for those of you know the scene a little better than myself.
Is Kufurstenstrasse worth wasting time on? Prices are supposedly very cheap, though I imagine quality is very low.
Any thoughts on King George? What can I expect there? I think Artemis may have spoiled me at this point, though the pricing of King George is appealing. I won't ask about Caligula, since everything I've read seems pretty negative.
With regards to Artemis, I know I got fleeced. Returning to Artemis with some experience under my belt what should I be expecting price-wise for 30 min, an hour, and anal?
I'm also curious if anyone has any experience with the Anni Porsche or other gangbangs in Berlin! Would love to hear some advice if anyone has any, since I'm interested in checking one out.

I know this is long, but hopefully some of my story will be useful to other people, and I can get some advice from you more experienced users in return.

Thanks!

Thanks for sharing JT. I'm headed to Berlin this spring and busy doing research on FKKs and also cannabis. I've read good things about Artemis. Any tips on acquiring or using cannabis would be appreciated. I'd prefer not to solicit cannabis in a public park, if possible.

Yikes,,,500 Euro is overkill for one hour. Each up-sell is about 50E (BBBJ/Anal) plus the 30 minute fee (50E-75E,,even at 100E you should have paid max 300E for what you got.

Lesson learned.

WOW!

You really did get fleeced!

I haven't been to Artemis for about a year but it's absolutely my goto place in Berlin. The main thing is to be confident and never ever tell anyone "it's my first time" in an FKK.

The last time I was there I confirmed the standard price was 50eur for 30 mins. Most girls want you to spend an hour - so I make my choices wisely and take my time - gently letting girls know that I'm relaxing first and never ever go with every single girl that sits on your lap and grabs your dick - as tempting as that may be.

I watch the room for the "prowlers" - the ones that are aggressively looking for business - that means they don't get steady business from regulars and they will be desperate to upsell.

I then establish in the lounge what I want, before I get up and go to the room - I tell them I am looking for a relaxed hour of fun and I insist on DATY and BBBJ are included. I ask if they DFK and often get an on the spot demonstration of their skills which seals the deal and I go to the room with a final statement of "100EUR for one hour, yes?".

I always tip afterwards - normally 20EUR.

Using this tactic, I have only once ever paid for an upsell to anal for an extra 50eur once in the room - otherwise they have all been a total of 120EUR for the hour (the girls don't know I'm going to tip).

I have often had a second session with the same girl on the same day or the next day on the same trip. The repeat experiences have been even better than the first - they recognise me from the first session and know what to expect for the hour.

The next time you go, tell them you've been there loads of times before and you know the drill - don't fall for the upsell and rather use the money on another session (or a different girl) - you won't regret it :-)

I always tell them it's my first visit today!

Regards,
Fred

Oh Fred, and that would probably also be a lie!

I actually swung by Berlin and spent an evening at Artemis. I'll say the pickings were slim, it was playboy bunny theme night. I found two Bulgarian women to spend time with, both of whom I don't recall the names of, one shorter more angular faced blonde who turned out to be mechanical and all business. The second looked like a bombshell and kind of reminded of Stella (Hamburg) from FKK Palace in Frankfurt. She was a sweetheart, Anees? Ames? I don't know but she was wonderful.

Standard at Artemis is €60/30 mins now. Extra €50 for CIM.

Hello Exno,

Two weeks ago, she asked me when you would come for her.

Same price like I last visited 10 years ago.

Regards,
Fred

I e walked down Kufurstenstrasse in the early hours of the morning and also at around 7pm time. Both times I've seen street hookers of varying degree around the area at the end of the street with a sex shop and then lots of Turkish food stores. I didn't partake as I was always on my way to somewhere and also because I didn't know the set up. I think they take you to a short time hotel, but I'd want to know where the hotel is etc first before I agreed to anything, just to be safe.

Hi Jontree and others,

I’m afraid I have bad news.

I was in Berlin last summer when among other things I investigated the Kürfürstenstrasse street scene and although I am happy to write a trip report which should answer most of your questions I am afraid that the whole thing is about to become academic.

I’m surprised that no-one seems to have picked this up before but a new and much more restrictive prostitution law is about to come into force. There is extensive and detailed information on various websites about this in German (Google ‘neue prostitutiongesetz’) but as yet almost nothing in English.

The main points of the new law, which will apply to the whole of Germany, are that from the 1st July 2017 it will be illegal for anyone to sell sex for money without having first registered as a sex worker. Only those only those legally resident and entitled to work may register. They must declare the towns and cities where they intend to work and undergo mandatory health and legal counselling. Once registered, a prostitute must carry her (or his, the law applies to male prostitutes as well) registration certificate to show to the police at all times when s/he is working.
It seems certain that this will this deter part-time and casual sex workers or so-called ‘Hobby Whores’, i.e. housewives or women in ‘normal’ jobs who want to make a bit of pin money, as well as the many young amateurs who enjoy an occasional stint in an FKK club often as much for the fun as for the money. Obviously few of these will want to register and thereby risk being ‘outed’ to friends and family. The new residence requirement will also make it impossible for those foreign, such as East European, girls who visit Germany for a few days or weeks at a time to make money (and some of whom are currently to be found in Kürfürstenstrasse itself).

There are many other provisions in the law including making it a criminal offence to have sex with a prostitute without a condom and the right of prostitutes working in brothels (which will also have to be registered) to refuse a client. This last may seem obvious and no more than proper practice but it is feared that it will be interpreted as outlawing both flat-rate brothels and paid-for gang bangs. (The argument here seems to be that since the client pays the establishment and not the individual women who work there, the latter are in effect already contracted to take on all comers regardless.)

So I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news. It is clear that prostitution will continue to be a legal profession in Germany and that brothels will continue to be legal businesses but what dampening effect the new law will have is of course so far completely unknown. We will simply have to wait to see how it works out in practice, how rigorously it will be enforced and, (hopefully!) how people find their way around it. Anything you can discover about any of these things during your forthcoming trip will be very valuable so please keep us informed.

For the record though and for those interested I now plan to write a report on my visit last summer but, as I say above, it will now be largely academic.

I'm happy to report that Artemis is still going strong. I was there a few weeks ago. I saw several workers who were also there a year ago. So this new law, if it exists, doesn't seem to have affected business.

The entry fee is the same e80. Prices for girls seem to have gone up. E100 for one hour was the starting price for almost every girl I spoke with. Last year e80 was on offer for at least some girls.

I had another splendiferous time at Artemis over two nights. The place is clean, the food is fine, and I enjoyed the company of girls from all over including Spain, Cuba, and the Dominican Republic. Plenty of EEs are there of course.

Hey all!

Going to Berlin soon. I will have precisely one afternoon/early evening on a Friday to have fun before my group arrives.

Some hopeful criteria:

Difficulty: Easy
Looking for older, slim, European women. I love MILFs (40-60).

Difficulty: Medium
Natursekt/Golden shower. Love me some pissing action, especially in Germany.

Difficulty: Hard
A big, loose pussy, with huge dangling pussy lips and a big clit.
I love old, loose pussy, especially if it can take a good fisting.


Bordellos:
Looking into it, it seems there is no big Eros centres in Berlin like in Frankfurt or Cologne. In contrast, mostly small bordellos throughout the city that present a handful of women, and if you like any of them, tough titty. With my limited time, I may not even try. Last time I was in Berlin I kept being told to come back to see the woman I was there for and never actually ended up being able to meet.

FKK
I'm considering Artemis. I wouldn't mind rolling up and unashamedly letting every girl know that when she needs to pee, to come find me. It's a dream of mine to serve as a urinal to a large group of women. I feel like I could make that happen at a place like Artemis, for 100eur per 'session'.

Escort websites
I've been doing some casual research on Kaufmich. That seems the be the most popular website for looking for escorts, and probably the best option to check *most* of what I'm hoping to find. If you know of any other websites, I'm grateful for you recommendation.

I can punch in all the criteria above in a search on these websites, but I don't trust it when a woman says she practices fisting unless its written explicitly in her 'about me' description. Most of the time the ladies will just check all the boxes for better visibility.

On Kaufmich, I've also found a woman in her 50's who is 200cm(!!) tall. I've always wanted to be with a really statuesque woman. I might just have to go for it.

PM sent

So...I went to Berlin! I went a day before my group arrived so I was able to take advantage of what is to offer...

Kaufmich was a huge help in getting set up, although reaching out to some girls required having a premium membership.

Another website that was extremely helpful was Lusthause (https://huren-test-forum.lusthaus.cc/index.php). Essentially a German forum which, once you figure out some keywords in German, is pretty simple to navigate.

The amount of reviews for any girl you find on Kaufmich or other escorting websites is impressive. They also have reviews for girls that can be found in the small brothels littered throughout the city.

ULA
Anyways, I met with Ula (https://www.kaufmich.com/p/grossekuenstlerin), 200cm tall woman without heels. I asked her to wear her tallest heels. Holy shit she was beautiful, tall, slim, and very kind. Beatiful meaty, lippy pussy, and the kind of blown out asshole I love to suck on. Unfortunately she doesn't offer golden shower, but she rode my face raw until she came. Fucking a really tall woman was a lot of fun.

BDSM urinal
The next adventure was actually something I had stumbled across a few days before my departure. A BDSM studio that had a 'toilet' experience. After searching a little further I found the biggest BDSM studio in Berlin that offered the same. The Atrium.

Essentially, you pay for how long you want to stay, and during that time the mistresses will come and use you as their toilet. Depending on how long you stay, there is a minimum guaranteed amount of mistresses that will come in and use you. For example, if you stay for 1 hour, 2 women are guaranteed, 2 hours, 4 women are guaranteed, etc. etc. You can pay extra so the mistresses will 'interact' with you, otherwise you are treated as an inanimate object.

When I mean interact, there are few limits. It can be as extreme or soft as you like (although scat costs more, and absolutely not my thing).

I was a bit hesitant to make a call and commit, but I figured that this is a once in a lifetime kind of thing.

I called in and spoke directly with 'Fraulein Angelina' who spoke perfect english. It was almost like booking a massage. I told her I only want to be used as a urinal for the women - as many women that are available within 1.5 hours because I'm on a time constraint.

Angelina took a moment to see who was in the studio for the next day and confirmed that I could have at least 6 dominatrixes in the studio for the following afternoon. I booked it for 1.5 hours. I think I paid the base cost plus a fee for each woman which came to around 400eur.

After my first meeting with Ula, I had a few hours to kill, so I wandered around Berlin a bit before making my way to the Atrium. It was located not so far from the city center, in a more industrial part.

I was greeted by Yuri, a polite, not so attractive but enthusiastic host. She led me to a room where there was a shower with a cushion on the ground. She asked me a series of questions, to which my responses would be communicated to each lady that came to see me, such as - do I like to be hit/slapped/abused (no), do I want to be shit on (hard no) - after some of the questions I stopped her and said all I'm looking for is for women to piss in my mouth and sit on my face, I enjoy pussy and ass worship. Light slaps and some spitting are acceptable.

Yuri took note, instructed me to disrobe and asked if I wanted to be hooked up to the toilet - A latex hood that I would have to shove my head through, essentially making my face the toilet bowl. I politely declined and said I prefer that the women hover over my face, freestyle.

Yuri left, and the experience began. There was low beat techno music playing and low lights as I layed down on the full length cushion in the shower.

Within a few minutes, the first woman came through. Fraulein Angelina herself. A sexy 40something that came in and said 'DVS8373?' we explained some funny banter, before she got down to business and started dirty talking - something in the theme about making sure the plumbing for all the mistresses was functioning correctly.

As she went deeper into the roleplay she stood over my head wearing a long skirt which she let flow over my face, until she started to hike it up and lower herself with her pantied pussy down onto my face. She hovered over my face a bit as she continued talking about making sure that the plumbing for all these women that need to piss throughout the day needs to function correctly. Eventually she parked her pantied crotch onto my face, and started to grind on my chin, my lips, my nose...I smell her hot pussy and feel her warmth as she continued talking to me, before she got up and slid her panties down slowly in front of me, kicking them to the side, and descended down onto my face. She instructed me to stick my tongue out so she could glide her pussy and ass back to front on my face. We did this for a bit before she told me to open my mouth and let out a hot gush of her piss. Her piss filled my mouth, and with knowing control paused, and told me to swallow, which I of course abided. She continued to do this, informing me of my satisfactory performance, until she didnt have anything left. At that point she raised herself up, and in a brief moment broke character and said it was nice to meet me, and the next girl will be with me soon.

I don't remember names after this, but I was left there for about 10 minutes laid out in this shower, before I heard the heels of the next mistress approaching. I heard the door creak open, and I was soon met with a young asian mistress. She younger - in her 20's, tight bodied, draped in leather straps and lingerie. She repeated to me my desires, but explained her limits are being licked and that I am not allowed. I verbally agreed. She then stood over me, lowering herself over my face. Although I wasn't allowed to lick her out, she rested her pussy right over my mouth, and let out a slow and controlled trickle of piss. She wasn't in any rush, and continued to rub her pussy up and down my face, asking me if I'm ready each time to receive her golden nectar. This went on for at least 10 minutes. I've never actually met any girl who had to pee so much, but instead of one large stream, it was small controlled floods that lasted a very long time. I could tell she was also enjoying this as much as I was. Eventually she finished. A small pool of piss was developing around me on the waterproof cushion I was laying on, as I couldn't catch everything in my mouth, and she hopped off, dried her feet, said thanks, and disappeared.

I laid there for another 10 minutes or so, in the distance hearing unintelligible exchanges in German, before the sound of heeled footsteps headed closer and closer to the room I was in.

This time, it was an older woman - perhaps in her early 60's. She was ugly, overweight, bad teeth. I wasn't attracted to her, but in the context of this session, I was willing for anything. She pulled out a medical hose with a cup that attached perfectly to her pussy, the other end that went into my mouth. She directed me to drink every bit of piss she gives me. I was turned on by the scenario, but when she began to piss, when her piss arrived to me through the hose, it was cold, which I've never been used to. It was also a weird sweet taste (not in the good way) and made me gag. She could see I was having trouble, broke character when I said this isn't working for me. I proposed she piss on my cock instead, to which she complied. She was still very kind about it all.

At this point, I'm laying in a shallow pool of several woman's urine. I could feel it on all sides of my body. I laid there in wait, grabbing some of the lube that was on the side of the shower floor and jerking myself off.

As I laid there, a hurried sound of footsteps approached me. A woman with short hair, again in her 50's came into the room and quickly straddled my head while she explained 'I'm not actually scheduled to be a part of this, but I just need to piss so bad' and unleashed a viscious stream of piss onto my face. I couldn't keep up, and took as much as I could into my mouth. She quickly finished, thanked me for being a good toilet, and ran off.

I almost felt blindsided by that, in a good way. I was laying there and all my fantasies were coming true. As I had time to reflect, I was laying in a every-growing pool of piss.

The next woman came in, and I honestly don't remember this one - maybe I've blocked this out in my mind or something, but it was another older, fat, ugly woman. She reminds me of the gardian of my apartment, which is gross. She only came in and peed on my chest, which at that point I was thankful for. I was not interested in her at all. She left as quickly as she came and I was once again left on my own, waiting for whatever came next.

Shortly after, a sexy sexy sexy hot GILF comes in. She's in her 60's, but fit. Long blonde hair, sexy lingerie. At this point she is very cautious about getting into this shower that has accumulated a lot of piss. I was so put off by the last woman that I lost my 'voice'. I would have absolutely wanted this woman to squat over my face and piss, but I think the past 2 ladies that had come through may have told her I liked it on my dick, which is exactly where she peed. It was short, but it was good. Her good looks got me rock hard and I would have loved to have had her pee directly into my mouth. If I could go back in time, I would have requested her to do so (althought I think she only spoke German). She gingerly removed herself from the shower, stepping over me and out on to the ground with care, wiping off her feet, and disappearing.

At this point, I'm laying in a full on pool of piss. I loved it. I was scooping some of it up and washing it over me. As I laid there, I got lost in the music, in the warmth, in the experience...I don't even know how much time had gone by, but it was for sure over an hour.

Soon enough, I hear chatter, laughter, footsteps, and 2 women enter the room to check on me. It's Yuri, who I don't find attractive at all, but also a girlfriend. A fit, young blonde with a tight body in lingerie.

Yuri occupies herself with my lower half, while the hot blonde hovers over my face, lowering her pussy onto my mouth. She starts grinding her crotch onto my face, while Yuri starts to jerk me off. I offer my tongue and the blonde giggles as I explore her sex with my tongue. She is receptive and starts grinding her pussy and ass into my face as I feel Yuri's grip in my cock leave and a warm stream of piss falls onto my chest and cock.

As I'm eating the blonde's pussy and ass, the warmth turns back into a iron-grip handjob, as the blonde starts to relieve herself all over my face. At this point, I'm laying in a deep puddle of several woman's hot piss, it smells like a urinal but in a hot way. I'm taking in as much as I can from this blonde goddess as I get brough to the point of no return - Yuri's handjob is building me up, building me up, building me up, until I explode like a shotgun.

I lay there in all my golden dreams. Totally épuisé. I have no words for what I've just experienced. It's my bucket list item, the holy (golden) grail. It was everything I had imagined it to be, and more, to be honest. Even if some of the women weren't to my preference, it was stilll a dream achieved.

Yuri helped me out of the shower, gave me a towel, and led me to the regular shower, where I washed up, re-clothed, and had a cup of tea.

It was the end of the experience, and there wasn't much more to do or say at this point, besides the thank yous I offered to Yuri, who was my host from the beginning to the end.

I walked out, back into the daylight, and carried on with life, knowing I had checked off an ultimate bucket list item.

If I ever have the opportunity to go again, I would do it in a heartbeat.

Holy shit, that was a hell of a read. Good for you for acting out a fantasy like that. It's not something you're ever going to forget, that's for sure. Thanks for sharing.