We took the plunge after traveling to Amsterdam every year since 2019 . Sometimes two or three times a year we might be moving on to Thailand. The trip from Houston to Bangkok Singapore Airlines 1025 RT . From Houston to Manchester to Singapore to Bangkok. So we get to Bangkok , we had rooms reserved in Pattayia . Rooms very nice an easily 300.00 room in Amsterdam 29.00 US . Nice bar in the Hotel. So the bar is like a community bar mostly expats and tourists and a couple free lancers. We venture out on the street and a parade is coming by lots of music and Budists on floats throwing water on you . It’s Thai new year so that means Songkran a few of the people from our hotel bring out these monster squirt guns . The British guys there formed an army , they called themselves the Old Boys. Everybody is soaking everyone , girls run up to you with white chalk and mark your face . New Years good luck. ..Hit the bed early jet lag and street warfare . Get up about 9:00 AM the hotel has a breakfast 2 eggs
Bacon or sausage with bread and coffee 2.35 US . Oh , their sausage is a hot dog. The streets seem bare most of the day because of the heat …It is HOT ……..We waste time at the bar somewhat like an icehouse actually about
7:00 PM the streets explode …Every 10 feet someone is selling something . So much stuff for sale your head hurts . We head down to Beach Road OMFG …the beauties on Beach road will take your breath away. You think you find. Beauty and then the next one is better. About 50/50 lovely ladyboys. I have not been called a handsome man so much. Come back up walking man street massage parlor after massage parlor . Have to ask happy ending most not but plenty do the cost is 800 baht 22.00 US . Happy ending will get you anything you want . Kind of funny I was out screwing around . Walked up to a massage store beautiful young women . I asked are you ladyboy ? The girl said NO I am a girl why don’t you want pussy . She was goooooood . Soy 6 in Pattya is a dream . Ok I am getting old I can only take so much.


After 4 days in Pattayia off to Bangkok . We stayed downtown at a 4 star hotel 41 US a night . The place was incredible . Not the crazy BS we get in Amsterdam the last few years. Oh yes they had working elevators. I had always heard of the famous Soy Cowboy ..A friend said we will go there tonight . Soy Cowboy makes the new RLD look like a back yard BBQ ..GoGo bars live sex BDSM clubs . The girls stand in front of the clubs in uniforms some like school girls , some like airline attendents you get the idea . The neon the sounds are exciting a beer 5.00 US.
We met some Australians one guy owned a club so we drank for free. Women on a scale of one to 10 . Nothing less than a 7..Still many many ladyboys . The girls if you talk with them will show you nude videos of them on their phone . Let you know what you are getting Bangkok girls more expensive 1000 baht 28.00 US . The ladyboys do the same come look what you get some of those ladyboys have monsters. After several days of sight seeing my friend says let’s go to NANA Plaza . Nana Plaza is a three story sex emporium . Beautiful girls , beautiful lady boys
Sex shows . You see the girls coming to work , there is a small alter temple where they pray then hit their jobs . You have three stories of bars , clubs shows and who knows . But you pick a girl then rent a room on the fourth floor . 100bht / 2.75 US .

While we were in NANA Plaza we watched a bunch of older guys at one of the bars in the center area . One guy boom hit the table , then the floor . Then a second guy fell over . It was not even 3 minutes two security guards and a medic was there . I asked our waitress what happened she said Americans and Japanese try to drink heavy and then smoke the weed . The weed seems weak then boom it takes them out . Anyhow the two guys got walked to someplace.


Today Bangkok is what Amsterdam was 20 years ago it is definately a force of nature . Cheap beer , beautiful Asian and Russian women . Crazy characters , not a lot of street people , lots of street hustlers .But lots of fun.

thanks for the report!! nice trip!

sounds very cheap with 22usd aswell....
what's the quality of the girls for that price?

personally Im into EE with plastic boobs so haven't really thought about going there at all. but might give it a try some day... I haven't really looked into this country that much.

The girls in Pattayia and Bangkok compared to Amsterdam are two steps higher . Much , much better attitudes . This is funny but I was walking around Parrayia one evening and walked up to one of the massage stores. I asked the girl standing out front “happy ending “. She said yea good Boom , Boom . Then I asked her if she was a ladyboy . She said , I am a girl , what’s the matter you don’t like pussy . Good pussy . She was funny. But the Soy Cowboy and Nana Plaza was overwelming to me You see these girls walking around with numbers on their shirt . If you like you pick her up. Of course they have the ping pong show and all kind of sexual freak shows. In Pattayia in the Soy 6 the girls will come out on the street ( alley ) and grab your crotch. I say this it was funny a friend that went with us doesn’t like to walk a lot so he would sit in the lobby at our hotel and watch the girls walk by . When he seen one he liked he would sent the doorman out to get her . ..Be careful if you go there these girls are looking for husbands . LOL

Thailand is several notches above Amsterdam, and most of Europe's RLD...I am in Thailand right now...enjoying banging lots of hot, sexy girls...the key is to make them believe that you could be their foreigner husband. However, at the same time, you need to know that the most they will be is a medium term relationship.

Did you make it to NANA Plaza …..A really cool place .

Honestly I am surprised you say that.

Personally, Australia & NZ are the best place. Its cheap with brothels, massage parlours, escorts agencies (high/mid) and independent escorts EVERYWHERE especially in sydeny/melborune/perth/Auckland/Wellington etc. and they are mostly local Aussie/kiwi women along with american/british/canadian etc. i.e. women from all english speaking countries with very will regulation and safety standards. Plus LOADS of asian women as well if you are into asian women. MUCH MUCH better than Thailand or anywhere in mainland EU.

Infact in NZ and parts of Australia sex work is completely de-criminalized and those are one of the best places in the entire world. In Amsterdam (and most of mainland EU) you will rarely find a native english speaking women. Most women are from EE or speak english as their second/third language. In AU/NZ no such problem. I think most would pick an Australian/Kiwi/British women over EE or Dutch women simply due to no language barrier and easy going personality of the anglo ladies.

What baffles me is this sub's obsession with Amsterdam, FKK in Germany, Switzerland etc. Australia has their version of FKK (worlds biggest brothels are in Australia and Germany but Australia has mostly australian/british women in their FKK's but in Germany they are majority EE. Massive difference. And Australia is similarly priced as Germany) and so has NZ but they have anglo local women as a majority woking there for same (or cheaper) price. Much better deal.

What's with the obsession of Amsterdam, Thailand etc. when we have Australia and NZ as much better options. Hell even UK is much better option with its escorting scene and TONS os escort agencies. Majority local british ladies, cheaper price and better attitude of british women compared to mostly EE in Netherlands/Germany etc. and german women are boring compared to anglo ladies. Dutch are better but still its more fun with say a brit/australian ladies.

Just check australia's biggest brothels and in sydney/melbourne there are hundredss of women everyday. Much better deal than anywhere in the world and its a much better place to be a punter and a sex worker as its fully de-criminalized along with local anglo ladies.

Do you have any recommendations for the best brothels in Australia? What are the prices like over there?

"German women are boring compared to Anglo ladies"
Oh, dear! I don't know where to begin. You have not been doing it right.
I have had some magnificent adventures in England and Ireland.
But you have not lived until you have had the pleasure of a kinky German escort filling the nightstand with a selection of toys from the SUITCASE she brings on a date. The attention to detail is unmatched
I absolutely appreciate the extra level of kink that comes from a native English speaker.
But non-verbal communication means a lot.
And "Ooooh Mein Gooooooooot" translates universally!

Weasel
Polishing my leather and latex for my return this winter....

What language barrier? 99% speak good English and most have sexy accents.

Thailand is significantly better than the AMS RLD.

This one is pretty good with great selection. salitto sydney brothel. Price is 185 Eur for 1 hour or 125Eur for 30 mins. They have a majority australian ladies followed by english ladies followed by European ladies and then ladies from the entire world. They have HUGEEEE list of ladies (probably 200+ and a majority are native english speakers) and probably the biggest I have seen in a brothel. It's exactly like FKK in Germany BUT majority of ladies in all of FKK's in germany are eastern europeans whereas salitto (FKK like brothel in australia) has all native australian and english ladies for almost the same price as FKK germany. How is that not a great value for money?

FKK's in german simply cannot compare with salitto and australian brothels in general which are actually very cheap or have the exact same price as germany. NL does not even have a good brothel scene.

That's why I said, I simply don't understand this sub's obsession with Amsterdam, germany and Thailand when AU and NZ have a better, accessible, cheaper and grander scene. Heck, even UK has a better scene via Adultwork at much cheaper price and places like North of england, scotland etc are MUCH cheaper than anywhere in NL for escorting scene.

I still don't understand why Australia and NZ are not the number 1 destination for punting? It's so much cheaper there (compared to western europe) along with with so many choices (escorting/brothel/sub and tug/private scene etc.) with no language barrier and great places to visit as well. Smh.

But Australia and NZ actually are even better

Most of the problems with German women are the language barrier which does not exist say in NL. It's much easier to express and have more fun the anglo women than german women in general. Very stoic women. I am speaking from experience.

It doesn't mean you can't find a bad anglo lady or a good german lady, but in general, I had significantly better experience with ladies from the UK/Ireland (they are the best dirty talkers and easy going) compared to Germany where, a lot of ladies are also really good but more mechanical and very stoic bar few exceptions. I would rank Dutch ladies above Germans for sure even in the high end agency category.

I will say this though. The munich (and west germany in general) high end escort agencies have much higher and better selection of ladies (they are more expensive than even SS/TCC etc. and they do speak english) than a lot of high end agencies in NL but the attitude of ladies in NL is MUCH MUCH better in general. It's just a cultural difference between NL and Germany.

Anglo > NL > DE. But the selection is simply much better in DE than NL due to huge population in DE and a lot of variance in east and west germany.