I am dennis Hof, the Star of the worldwide HBO TV show Cathouse & owner of The World Famous Bunnyranch. I own 7 of the 18 legal brothels in the United States. Last year I had the honor of speaking at Oxford University & I will be in Amsterdam from Sept 29 to Oct 2 and hten speak at Trinity college in Dublin Oct 3td.

I would like your help regard the places to go and where the hottest girls are in these cities. I want to see the brothels, sex shows and windows and will value your input. My E mail is DENNIS AT BUNNYRANCH DOT COM Google me if you doubt i am who I say I am or call usa 775 246 9901 and ask for me. THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP

Just FYI - I can confirm he is who he says he is. His PR guy contacted me about a week ago but, since we're not really "the media," I didn't see how we could help him, and told him so.

[EDIT: removed rant about something I vaguely remember seeing on HBO probably 15 years ago at this point.]

Anyway, best of luck to you.

We have all types from Playboy Playmates and Penthouse Pets and Hustler Honeys to the average nice girls (Penthouse is here ow with the famed photographer EARL MILLER) shooting layouts of Bunnys work your budget
OK so where are the hot ass you speak of?

Well, you will find many in the main RLD (de Wallen)... basically the streets around the Old Church (Oude Kerk): Sint Annendwarsstraat, Dollebegijnensteeg, Trompettersteeg, Bethlemsteeg (don't forget the indoor area at the end of it -- La Vie en Rose) etc. Then across the canal, you have Oudekennissteeg and Stoofsteeg, both of which lead to the Oudezijds Achterburgwal (OZA). There are many young stunners scattered about all these areas basically. Many of them are reviewed here on the site, for guys who want to do their research before taking the plunge. You don't see much activity before 10:30am usually... then the day shift starts to trickle in, in full swing by lunchtime, and then it gets quiet between from around 6:30 to 7:30pm (depending on the building, but a rough estimate) as shift change occurs. Night shift starts to slowly drop off around 1am or so and by 4am, nothing good ever happens. :-)

As for the brothels, there's an old post here that lists a bunch of them. I don't frequent them so I can't vouch for its being up to date, but some of the info should still be correct I imagine. Maybe others can help with info about sex shows. I know about Casa Rosso and Bananenbar (on OZA) but I've never been to either.

Sounds like you have the windows down! when i hit girls on here there are lots of good reviews but I am missing how to see the girls pictures, are there?

No, not usually. Most of the girls don't want themselves identified on the internet as working in de Wallen. In fact, cameras are frowned upon in the RLD. A while back walking down the Trompettersteeg one night, a bottle of water missed my head by about half an inch as a window girl threw it at some guy with a camera phone. :-)
You pretty much have to go by the descriptions in order to identify them. There's also an interactive map of the area with links to girl reviews (in Dutch) at hookers.nl: http://www.hookers.nl/maps/showmap.php?f=F9a
Like this site, the quality of the information depends upon user participation and recent reviews, but it can be fairly useful as well.

I just saw the maps and am starting to get it, Penthouse mag did an article on me 14 to 16 years ago the editor of Penthouse europe, showed it all to me. Thanks I need to get the the 411 on brothels now

If you're looking for an experience that's comparable to the Bunny Ranch, you might want to pop over to Germany to check out the FKK clubs like Golden Time. It's more like a day spa for sex with a bar and buffet. They charge admission and there are girls in residence available for hire. The main difference between the FKK and Bunny Ranch is the cost. There are several clubs less than two hours from Amsterdam.

Thank you, I M ONLY IN AMSTERDAM 3 NIGHTS BEFORE I GO TO DUBLIN TO SPEak a Trinity college

sorry for the caps

the club doesnt have to be like the BunnyRanch I want to see how the locals operate.

The FKKs are definitely a German original. They date back to the 1920s. FKK stands for Frei Koeper Kultur (Free Body Culture). You should Google it. You might find it interesting. Three nights is more than enough time for a side trip, and you'll still have plenty of time to explore the three RLDs in Amsterdam.

Now you have me curious, I was asked to speak at a german University with My little Buddy and best friend, Ron Jeremy, I might need to revisit this TY

I am in Dublin for 6 days, might go to Germany, what city has the most and best places?

I'm afraid I'm going to miss you by a couple of weeks.

The Goldentime FKK is a day trip for us from Amsterdam. Leave about 9 am. Eat, drink and fuck as much as you care to all day, and get back by 10 pm to return the rental car. Saunas and therapeutic massage are available. There is a very pleasant outdoor area also. A number of the rooms where the girls take guys for sex are small cabins in the outdoor area.

There is a a movie area, called the kino, that shows porn and has lots of room to lie around and do whatever. I find the porn horrid - usually some German guy fucking a chick in the ass and screaming - but watching the goings on around you can be entertaining. You can usually catch a blowjob or two and the occasional fuck - if you can put up with the porn long enough.

The business side of things is easy. You pay after the service (which makes extending sessions dangerously easy). The girl simply tells you how much for the amount of time you were together. I have never seen any disagreements. Between BBBJ being standard fare and the very respectable price, it's tough to argue.

Food is surprisingly good, given that there is no extra charge for it, or even for the cooler full of beer sitting in the corner. A couple of snacks are put out during the day and a full meal is served later on. The clients and girls all sit and eat together.

Because the girls don't work for the club, the number of girls and their qualities can vary a good bit, but I haven't had any difficulty finding some enjoyable company.

I have never been to a Nevada club so I don't know how they compare, but I am sure that, being in the business, you would find the similarities and differences of interest as well. The FKKs aren't perfect, but they have a lot going for them. I get the impression that the girls like the business model too.

Enjoy your trip

the dogs

Frankfurt is a good hub for FKKs. But there are a couple of highly regarded clubs about an hour and a half train ride from Amsterdam, just north of Dusseldorf. The two that immediately come to mind are Oase and Golden Time. Both have websites with more info. Happy hunting and give the Hedgehog my best.

Thank you Hedgehog Hosted mine and La Lakers owners B Day party last night OMFG lots booze food and nearly 200 hot ass Girls

This is Dennis' assistant, Madison.


What do you know of Club Crystal, Sameplace and Amstel Exclusive?


Thank you

Madison

Sameplace is a swingers club, not a brothel.
While it can be very interesting, it is more for couples, swingers, voyers and those into the "lifestyle".
Showboat in Zandaam is similar, but on a much larger scale.
The club scene in the Netherlands is not at all like the Bunny Ranch.
The German FKK's are much closer to the Brothel model.
The few clubs in Amsterdam typically have only 3-6 girls avaiable at a time.
If you show up with Ron Jeremy in tow, you are going to make a BIG scene.
Golden TIme in Bruggen was my first FKK, and is a great start. 50-75 girls at any one time, comfotable and well run. If you had given a little more notice, I would offer to take you myself. Taking the Hedgehog to the FKK's--sure, that is about par for one of my trips!
There are a few larger clubs, where an entourage would not be unusual--think World, or Palace near Frankfurt.
There are also smaller, more intimate clubs that have a reputation for supurb, discreet service--
Bernd's or Babylon near Koln come to mind.
The greatest variety is in "Golden Triangle" of Northwest Germany, north of Frankfurt, south of Venlo and Dusseldorf. If you can figure out what you are interested in experiencing, someone here will be able to get you very good information.
Good Luck.

Weasel

As somebody who lives in Nevada I'm interested to hear if this trip might change anything at the Bunny Ranches. I went there once but the prices were a little too high for my liking.

Remind me when I get home after speaking at Trinity college Dublin

I am going to do an int with vice mag on that subject

Any chance that you could give us a trip report when you have concluded your tour of Amsterdam , outlining any comparisons ( or lack of ) between the way things work in America and the Netherlands , and what would be the chances of opening a Wallen type area in downtown Las Vegas Nevada , that would scare the shit out of Oscar.