Hello you beautiful bastards, I hope you are enjoying the summer sun and all of the poor clothing choices that our women folk seem to make as soon as it goes above, let's say, 19 degrees?

As you can tell i've got the taste for it now, I feel a lot more confident about where I'm going and what i'm doing. Thanks for all the top tips from Carice, Amsterdamaged, Grimnul, professor linkbat or whatever you call yourself, you crazy motherfucker, I love you. If i've forgotten anybody, sorry I am sooo stoooned right now. Did you guys know, that another great thing about Amsterdam is that Weed is semi-legal there, you can just go and buy it from coffeshops! Just like ordering an expresso! i'm fucking telling you man! It's true....

I've got a cast list for my upcoming October "street theatre piece" It's called the Fuckening.
What do you reckon so far? Anyone else deserve a casting?

Mary OZA
Agneiska OZA
Desi- Spuitstraat
Simona - Sint annenstraat
Veronika Stoofsteg.

Is park 118 worth a visit?

supporting cast of strippers and single, sorry, singel girls.

I obviously can't film the action but, I can relate it back for your review, should I perchance happen to discover a hot new young starlet then of course I won't hesitate to reciprocate, Gentlemen.
Why can't Scarlett Johannsen and Jessica Alba do a shift in the RLD to research their next role as 17th Century Courtesans? Dress it up any way you want, If you're paying, she's whoring.

Well, nyc diesel gives it a strong recommendation here - Park118 Reviews on the girls? and I think the most recent report of a visit to Park 118 was by Matri13 - Virgin(ex. tihi) in Amsterdam July 12-16th



Well, if you like the look of Jessica Alba I would give Lilly a try (Stoofsteeg 12, Wed,Sat,Sun afternoons).

She always reminds me of an Indian version of Jessica Alba; a similar beautiful small-boobed slim figure and the combination of big brown eyes and a very smiley, friendly personality giving them both a rather adorable quality (not that I know Jessica Alba personally.. but I've seen her in a lot of "nice girl" roles. I enjoyed "Into the Blue" (2005) recently where she spends a lot of time in a bikini).

You can't really go wrong with Lilly for a €50 session, but it does need a lot of patience to find her free - usually a few laps of the RLD and a bit of strategic hanging about near the Stoofbrug (may be worth asking her for her work phone number if you're smitten). Sometimes she starts fairly late in the afternoon, so if she's not there at lunchtime she might still turn up! Fairly unlikely to be dressed-up as a 17th Century Courtesan, but very hot....

If you can't find Lilly, a nice €50 alternative 3 doors down is Elena (Stoofsteeg 10-R, dayshift). A very pretty, friendly young Romanian brunette with nice boobs...

And in-between these two is the devilishly irresistible Angel (Stoofsteeg 10-L on dayshift) if you fancy a €100 session with a very feisty petite cutie....

Also, on the subject of cute, petite girls, just around the corner is my favourite nightshift girl Rosie at OzA 110-3 nightshift (turn left out of Stoofsteeg onto OzA and it's the 3rd window on the left, close to the Cassa Rosso). She does like to upsell to a €100 session, not unusual for OzA, but unlike a lot of OzA girls she puts in a very enthusiastic performance! Can be a bit awkward when it comes to taking off her top (I'd suggest making her take it off before handing over the extra €50 for a €100 session........although with tiny A-cup tits it doesn't really matter that much in doggy position I suppose). Spanish jailbait teen looks, very cute, friendly, gorgeous ass....yum.

I have to draw a blank on Scarlett Johansson lookalikes I'm afraid. The closest I've ever found (well... a fairly good body-double in the all-important tits & ass areas) was a girl called Crystina (now retired) who worked briefly in the RLD a few years ago......appears in my old trip reports (spelled Christina initially then later corrected to Crystina) Aldebran's Trip Report June 2008 and Aldebran’s “Sex, Drugs & Zebras” Tour - May 2009. I must say that last one had a particularly fine selection of cuties - the blonde Crystina with her stunning curves doing escort outcall, a tasty brunette MILF who was also escorting, the slinky and sexy Dahlia at Asmara prive, the awesome petite Thai girl Cookie in the RLD along with an incredibly hot teeny-bikini Hungarian tease called Tia.......bloody hell I wish I had a time machine ;) Also explains where all my savings went!

Cheers Aldebran Linkbat, sound advice as always, flight and hotel booked already!

If you're a tit guy, check out Aliza at Dolleb 9-2 during the day. Gorgeous Bulgarian brunette with some of the nicest big natural tits I've ever seen.

oh yes, right up my street, cheers Grimnul.

I'll be there late October for a week. I'll be at Park 118 each day. I may check out another prive or that club that took over the old Jan Bik if I have the energy. When will you be there?

Yes, hit Park 118. The women are Eastern European for the most part, pretty but not stunning, but you can't beat one hour of intense sex in a clean private room with a shower for 95 euros plus a modest tip if you have fetishes. And ownership is first class. When I die, I want my ashed scattered there. ;-) Isabella for fun; Megan for beauty; Reginia for extreme kink.

Ok, I will check out Park 118, It's got my number, 118. I will be there in early October for around four days, I'm i've booked myself a good mid winter smoke break. I can get decent smoke in U.K. but I kind of just have to take a choice of 1 or 2 options on offer from most suppliers and it's rarely what variety that they say it's supposed to be anyway. I came for the weed but when I saw the RLD my jaw hit the floor, I couldn't believe a country would just decriminalise all this stuff.

Yeah, I get great weed in NYC, but it's great as a daily smoker to have a city that allows legal weed. I'd hit Prague more often, but weed is hard to find. Plus Amsterdam has hash, which is a rarity in my sexless, prison-state city and country.

Let me know what's up at Park 118.