Well, it's just a day or so before I head back to Amsterdam for the first time in three years, age 63 and post--Long Covid. Haven't had any sex since my last trip report in October 2019.

I'm nervous as all fuck.

Not crazy about the remnants of the private house scene in Amsterdam. Some places are down to one provider. Others have overweight women who are well into their 50s. Park 118 has some questionable talent on hand and I imagine the better women are prebooked. A lot of women seem to be from backgrounds that either don't appeal to me or emphasize they "reject customers," which I believe is aimed at my own background. Kinky dot NL have women that are not bargains for outcall. Plus who wants to go there only as I did for my last few trips? The same place gets dull, and window girls haven't been my thing since before the euro---I'm too old for quickies and not into deal-making in public w/o having recourse if the goods aren't delivered.

If I take a change-of-pace train to Haarlem, Den Haag, Leiden, or any other close city, is there a decent private house within a short, unconfusing walk from the main station? (I really can't handle too much complexity at my age, physical or mental.) I know this is a longshot question. Any feedback appreciated.

As George Washington said, "Trust in God, but keep your Viagra dry."

Everything I know about them is pre-Corona,
but Diane's Secret and Stout in the Hague might work.
Diane's is close to the train station.
I haven't been to either since 2017.

How about a nice FKK?
It eliminates all the walking about, comes with meals and drinks,
and the girls are usually very helpful.

Weasel

20 minute walk from station



https://privehuis.penthouse-haarlem.nl/ ... use-prive/

Pretty grim lineup from the website, although at least we can probably assume some of the pictures are real since they're all either fat or pushing 40 (or both.) :(

I hope the pictures are accurate

To me ….Not bad !