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What sort of health checks do the girls do on you?
Posted: 2006-02-13, 4:57 pm

blueboy
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Is it simply a case of a close inspection of your bits?

Dont really fancy going with someone that doesnt do checks.
Re: What sort of health checks do the girls do on you?
Posted: 2006-02-13, 5:42 pm

Wan King
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Blue boy,
Ive rode around 500 hookers over the last 18 years all over the world, and I have never had one do a close inspection of my bits. Some will have a quick glance, and Im sure they have a check as they put on the condom, but they have never done it like an examination.

The only time I've ever seen hookers doing a proper inspection or examination is on a TV documentry about brothels in Nevada USA.

Because window girls do everything covered, they don't bother with an examination, and they don't ask you to wash your cock either.

Anyone else any experience on this??
Re: What sort of health checks do the girls do on you?
Posted: 2006-02-15, 8:01 pm

katertje78
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Location: Amsterdam
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I've had girls asking me to wash my toolset before commencing, others washed it for me... |-P
Sometimes it turned out I was in for uncovered foreplay, sometimes the raincoat was applied from the start.
It just depends on the girl.
Re: What sort of health checks do the girls do on you?
Posted: 2006-02-15, 8:50 pm

dambuster2
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Location: London, UK
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A girl once got out a magnifying glass to inspect my nob. Don't think it was a health inspection, though.
Re: What sort of health checks do the girls do on you?
Posted: 2006-02-15, 10:02 pm

kermabun
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Location: Chicago, IL
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Glad I'm not the only one then...
Re: What sort of health checks do the girls do on you?
Posted: 2006-02-16, 2:07 am

smurf
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yeah, I get the old magnifying glass move all the time too

but thats maybe due to what I'm working with

2 inches of throbing steel

hung like a poodel over here
Re: What sort of health checks do the girls do on you?
Posted: 2006-02-16, 1:53 pm

Wan King
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Ha ha,

I know why they have never used the magnifying glass on me then !!!!!
Re: What sort of health checks do the girls do on you?
Posted: 2006-02-16, 2:55 pm

Earthly1hereSupporting Member
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My first time in Mokum I had 1 of the African girls insist that I wash down there even after I told her I just showered. Ended up not even hitting it as all she wanted was more money. It was a good lesson and a funny experience to look back on know that I've been there so many times. I've also had a few girls in my local area do a little visual inspection by moving my gear around and checking for something. I don't really mind as I have nothing to hide but its kind of funny that they think because they don't see anything that all is well.

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Re: What sort of health checks do the girls do on you?
Posted: 2006-02-16, 7:05 pm

Frans Hals
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Several of the girls will give you a CBC (complete blood count), Liver Function Tests, Urea and Electrolytes, urine and skin swab culture and sensitivity, blood cultures, HIV testing, viral load, O2Sat, bronchoscopy, pyelogram, CT scan, Electrorcardiogram, cardiac catheterisation, Thallium stress test, Chest X-Ray, PPD, sputum culture, and a barium enema followed by a colonoscopy. Then you come back a week later and they give you the results, plus lifestyle and dietary counselling, referrals to smoking cessation, aromatherapy and massage programs and Alcoholics Anonymous, and let you know whether they will have sex with you for 50 euros. Always better to be safe than sorry.
Re: What sort of health checks do the girls do on you?
Posted: 2006-02-17, 4:02 pm

smurf
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I had a girl check my hairline once.

this was in la vie en rose (covered area)

checked my hairline with a brush, said I was "receeding", and refused to take my money.

offered her 100

no dice

I shampoo'ed myself all night and cried myself to sleep
Re: What sort of health checks do the girls do on you?
Posted: 2006-02-18, 2:59 am

tw25rw Power Kat
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Only place I've been inspected was Australia.. And even then only a few times. Usually, the look you up and down at the door then let you in.

Ha ha Frans Hals. I actually had to go through half that shit after I got barebacked by accident in Thailand!

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