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Posted by Nucleotide on November 05, 1999 
I've Just Been to Heaven

Oh yes, I've just been to heaven. It's about 7 years since the last time I visited
Amsterdam. I live in Britain and the fact that Holland is just a short distance
away will have you American guys asking, "Why wait so long to return?" My only
answer is "I'm damned if I know?" but it won't be that long again! 

My last trip was just a one-day visit while on vacation elsewhere. At the time I
was just a shy virgin. I loved what I saw but was too embarrassed to talk to any
of the girls, let alone lose my cherry to one of them. So I returned very
frustrated with a couple of girls faces and bodies etched in my mind. My only
sexual experience with them was to be in my fantasies. 

But, times have changed and so have I. After my girlfriend of 5 years dumped
me this summer, I felt the need to return to the red lights of Amsterdam as
part of my grieving process. I spent the best part of 4 days soaking up the
delights of the RLD, and not just window shopping this time either. 
This message board has been a great help to me in planning my trip and
learning from the experiences of other. THANK YOU everyone who has
contributed. As my contribution to this wonderful pool of information, I will be
posting my experiences on the board. 

First of all, I should tell you guys across the pond in the States, that we can
now fly from Liverpool or London (Luton) directly to Amsterdam with EASYJET
for around £50 to £60 return - yes, that's right, for less than $100 RETURN. Are
you green with envy or what???? 


Day 1 - Monday 
Arrived at my hotel at 4pm. I stayed in a single room at the Bulldog Hotel. I
found it to be very conveniently located for the RLD. The room itself was
adequate for my needs, nothing fancy, but it is a budget hotel after all.

The shower is located down the corridor, and toilets on the next floor down
(the Dorm floor). But it was possible to have a wash and shave in my room, as
there was a washbasin. If you are prepared for no frills accommodation at a
reasonable rate, I recommend the Bulldog. 

Took my first stroll out into the RLD just before it started getting dark, as I
wanted to get my bearings. Getting your bearings can take a while, believe
me. I have quite a good sense of direction, but sometimes its difficult to keep
track of the many streets and alleyways. You don't tend to get lost, you just
seem to lose a street that you only walked down a moment ago and are unable
to find it again. 

One of my plans while in Amsterdam was to go to a Live Sex Show. I've never
watched live sex before and voyeurism is something of a fetish fantasy to me.
as I was passing Cassa Rosso, at the top end of Oudezijds Achterburgwal, a
quite pushy ticket seller asked me to buy a ticket for the show, (you will find
them standing outside all the live sex theatres inviting you in). The deal was if
you buy a ticket for the evening shows, there and then, you get complimentary
entry to the daytime show in the theatre on the opposite side of the canal.

Well I bought my ticket for 50 guilders and made my way over the bridge. At
the other theatre I gave my ticket to the collector who exchanged it for a
small white ticket (for the evening show). I made my way upstairs to the
theatre where an old porno film was playing on a small screen. It seemed to go
on and on, and I was beginning to think I'd been conned and this is all I would
see, but then after a short interval the action started. First of all a nice looking
girl did a striptease, down to bra and panties, on the stage and then tried to
find a volunteer from the audience. There were no takers, I think everyone was
afraid of what they might be asked to do on that stage. So she got one of the
guys who worked there and got him to remove her underwear then lie on his
back on the stage. Then she produced a rubber dildo and got him to hold it on
an appropriate area on his body. She mounted it and bobbed up and down on it
for a couple of minutes before the curtains closed. Another interval. 

The curtains opened again to see two figures on the stage dressed like a nun
and a monk. They slowly undressed, she gave him a blowjob and he ended up
f**king her in a number of positions. I was surprised how un-erotic it all was. I
had imagined that seeing this happening just a few feet away would have been
arousing, but instead I began to feel like a very SAD individual! Anyway, I left after that as I was desperate to see more of the girls in the windows. It was dark by now and the glow of the red lights and UV lights in the windows was very inviting......I felt like a moth drawn to them. It seems as if it was shift changeover time as many of the cabins were empty, or there were two fully dressed girls chatting in them. Ah well, I was getting hungry by now, so decided to get something to eat while they sorted themselves out. 

After food, I went for a walk around the Old Church area, but things were still
a bit slow with many empty cabins. I was beginning to get a sinking feeling that
maybe a lot of the girls had gone home to their families, as some had
suggested on this board. 

I still had a ticket for Cassa Rosso burning a hole in my pocket so, as it was now
8pm, I decided to go and take a look at the action there. I was shown to my seat at Cassa Rosso and the show was already underway. A Latino type girl was doing a strip on stage. She continued until she was naked, then proceeded to produce a string of beads out of her p**sy. Then a short interval for drinks orders to be taken. 

The next act was Batman who, after much prancing around on the stage, got
down to undressing an attractive blonde girl and receiving a blowjob. Then, just as he started to f**k her, my view was blocked by the entrance of a coach party of Japanese tourists. it took them so long to get to their seats, that the curtains were closing on the performance as the last ones got out of my line of sight. After another interval, during which my view of the stage was totally clear, the Banana Show started. The girl from the first act did a dance, and then got 5 guys from the audience to join her on stage. She got them doing some silly dancing around, then half peeled a banana and stuck it in her p**sy. One by one the guys took a bite of the banana, with the last guy getting the best deal. Then another interval. 

The next show was a Lesbian special, only performed on Mondays, or so the
ticket seller had told me. As the performance started, there was a mass exodus
of another coach party of Japanese tourists. Again people in the aisle blocked
my view of the entire performance. Then another interval with another clear
view of the stage. 

The next performance was a James Bond theme, but didn't differ very much
from the Batman performance apart from the costumes. And just as he pushed
himself into her p**sy..... Guess what? Yes, enter another coach party of
Japanese. Again my entire view was blocked by people getting their
seats......WHY OH WHY can't people come in and go out BETWEEN the
performances? 

Another interval with an unrestricted view of the stage. Then the show
repeated again from the beginning. Having missed all the live f**king, I decided
to stay a while longer and hope for a change of fortunes. I'm glad I did. Having
endured the production of beads from the p**sy act once more, the Batman act
began again. This time though, "Batman" got a girl from the audience to go up
on stage to join in with the act. The girl was even more attractive than the
female performer, and she got applause when she took her top and her bra off.
She assisted in helping guide his dick into the performing girl and got a nice
close up view of the action. The view for me wasn't completely without
interruption this time either, but I got to see most of it this time around. After
the interval the banana act started up, at which point the first party of
Japanese got up and made their way out. At this stage I also left. 

Time for a look around the RLD again, and by this time thing were really
swinging into action. Most booths were occupied and some of the girls were
absolutely stunning. I don't think anyone could be disappointed in the quality of
these ladies, mostly 7s to 10s, there is someone for every taste - although I
have to admit the taste of some has to be very questionable as there are a few
girls that Id be hard pressed to rate as a 1. Still, beauty is in the eye of the
beholder and I believe that it is not just beauty that you notice here. Some
girls are definite 10s but lack certain sexiness or chemistry, whatever you wish
to call it. Whereas some of the 7s to 9s can be very alluring. 

Well, I spent a very pleasant 3 hours just walking around the entire Walletjes
district, my mind racing over whom I would seek my pleasure with. I spoke to
several girls and the going rate seemed to be fl 50 for a suck, fl 100 for a suck
& f*ck. Some girls offered f*ck-only for fl 75, but they would not be completely
naked, and the position was her choice, not yours. Half an hour, with body
kissing and several positions was fl 200, an hour of the same was fl 400. 

Well, it was past midnight now and I was getting tired from my journey and my
walking, so it was decision time. My choice was Sasha a 21 year old blonde
Dutch girl who can be seen at cabin 7 in Sint Annensdwarsstraat, near to
Sexyland. Sasha is quite pretty, but also a good 20 lbs or so overweight, and so
she wears a negligée, rather than a bikini. I was attracted by her smile and
when I spoke to her she was friendly and pleasant…. Basically, despite being a
slightly larger girl, I got good vibes from her. So inside I went and we both got
naked. She offered me half an hour for an extra fl 100, but I declined, so she
sucked me for about 5 minutes while I caressed her body. Then I had sex with
her in missionary position for about 10 minutes. She was very pleasant to be
with, she even allowed me to kiss her a little on her neck and face. While we
were getting dressed, we talked about my trip and also about her work in the
RLD - she works 6 evenings a week from that cabin. 

For each girl I will give a rating, but please remember this is my experience
only. 

For Sasha I would rate as follows: 
Face: 8, Body: 6, Attitude: 10, Sex: 8. Overall, I would recommend Sasha. 
When I came out of Sasha's booth, the RLD was starting to get quieter as it was
almost 1 a.m. Some girls were fully dressed and getting ready to go home,
some had already left and the lights were out. I guess 1 a.m. in low season is
home time for most. 





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