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Pattaya Bangkok - Sept 6-20
Posted: 2015-09-22, 8:59 am

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Background:
61 year old man, married 24 years, boy 19, girl 16. Haven't slept in the same bed as my wife for almost 2 years. We speak an average of 10 words per week. Plan on waiting til my little girl starts college in 24 months and then I'm on a plane to Bangkok. I get pensions from both the US and Canada. Plan on living on my US pension and mongering with the Canadian one.

Mongering:

I've spent most of mongering career in Amsterdam and Western Germany although I did spend a month in Thailand some 31 years ago. I've come to dislike the windows of Amsterdam. Kind of a fan of German FKK's (Sauna Clubs). They are nice buildings with several rooms/sauna/pool. Costs about 2800 THB to get in. Free food and drinks. 30-70 totally naked woman (which is actually less erotic that one would think. However an image I will take to the grave is sitting in a smoking lounge at a club in Frankfurt with 11 naked blondes). Girls cost 50e for 30 minutes (2000 THB). You can run up quite a bill and after 7-8 hours, you've pretty much seen everyone and fucked anyone you wanted to. I bring my kindle (:

Goals for this trip:

1) Actually make it more than 100m down Walking Street (didn't last time. Went to one bar and kept the same lady for the 3 days I was there).
2) Screw several spinners
3) Screw a hot milf
4) See how long a lady can suck my dick before it falls off.
5) See how much food costs so I can firm up my retirement budget.

I am leaving tomorrow Sept 5 and will be arriving late Sunday at the Areca Lodge. I will do my best to get pictures, names and prices for my report. Meeting a guy I spoke to online Tuesday, plan on hitting the newbie's meeting at Sexy In The City Wednesday and am attending Semper Fi's get together on Friday. Have no firm plans as I know they won't work.

Day 1 - The one that got away

Boy Thailand is far away. They should move it closer or open up a few different branches or something. A fairly uneventful trip. With a couple of 2 and 3 hours naps on the plane, I felt pretty good when I got here. After getting my sim card, met the driver from Mr. T who dropped me at the Areca Lodge. It's ok but definitely won't spend that kind of money to stay here again. Can get as nice for half the price I'm pretty sure.

After a shower (gonna be talking alot of those I can see) I turned right on Soi Diana towards Beach Rd. Nothing remotely interesting at midnight at any of those beer bars between Soi Bukuhao and 2nd Road. Right turn on 2nd Road and right again up Soi 11 to check out those massage places. I know I said I wasn't going to be picky but nothing made me hard. So around the corner and around to LK Metro. Just checking things out but remembered that someone said to start off at the Office Go-go. Went in there and the talent was very good but a lack of customers meant that a swarm of ladies descended on me. One of them was not bad so I bought a SML for myself and a lady drink for her. Told her two friends to go away. She was grinding herself on me and pulled down her bra and stuck her boob in my mouth. I was too much of a gentlemen to refuse a taste. Since I wanted to look around more, I bid the ladies good night. Back down all the way to Beach Road. Walked on the beach side all the way down to Soi 6 (much longer than it looks on a map). While there were you usual quota of dogs, there were actually a half dozen or more who I would have picked (and as I said I'm being picky this trip).

By the time I got to Soi 6, it was dark, so I turned around and walked all the way back to the (almost) end of Walking Steet. I like walking but it's kind of hot here, even at night. I was sweating. Some lovely smells and I love dodging the rats cleaning up people's food discards.

Walking Street Impressions:

As someone pointed out, Walking Street has a few more clubs and lights than it did 31 years ago. Some very nice talent both in the greeters and some FL's. Went back and forth a couple of times. Someone suggested FLB Club as a good newbie starting point. Didn't see if the 1st time and when I did, I was less than impressed (mind you it's 2am by now). Saw Secrets once but couldn't find it again when I was looking for it. It's gotta be somewhere.

Disco's

Since it was late, I went into I-Bar and Insomnia. In I-Bar, I fell in love with this tight little cuttie. I asked her if she wanted one of those 30b shots they were bringing around but she had just ordered a drink and said maybe later. I went upstairs to check it out and never saw her again (checked twice more). The place is really packed and really loud. Might try again some other night. Does a SML really cost 200B ? I didn't have my glasses so I couldn't read the menu. Didn't get any change. Whatever.

Walking Steet/Beach Road

My feet were starting to hurt and I had had enough of WS for the moment. I guess I'll find out Friday on this disco crawl but if I'm going to get attacked at a place that's supposed to be low pressure like Office, I shudder to think of going in to a real WS gogo. So, no spinner from I-Bar and while I considered a few FL's on WS, I passed. I was just going to walk to Soi 11 and head back up to the Paradise Massage and pick someone and close my eyes but just kept walking on Beach Road. Saw some pretty little thing and went up to her. She quoted me 1500B and wanted me to go to some ST room across the street. Pass. Kept walking. It's now about 3am. I get pretty far down and I see 4 girls calling it a night and crossing the road to get on their motorbikes. One of them catches my fancy and I persue them across the street. I speak to one girl, Ann, 27, who works days in a club (no idea which one) and was just hanging out with her friends.
I hoped on the back of her bike and she drove us back to the Areca. Up to the room and I suggested we both shower together. Trying not to waste water and energy. She agrees and we soap each other up (who need 2500B soapies). She gets on the bed wrapped in a towel (sigh) and I ask if I can unwrap her. She smiles and agrees (good. I didn't get a shy one). I rub my hands all over her for a bit and offer her a massage. Now I generally do this for several reasons.

It lets the girl get used to my touch and relaxes her than I'm not some kind of freak (apologies to all the freaks out there) I enjoy the touching part as much as the sex.

I apply the baby oil to her back and start to rub her shoulders and neck. She's loving it. I am not bad but I should get some lessons from some of these old thai massage ladies (I think I'm in a good place to do that). Then I move down to her legs and she spreads them. Again the gentlemanly thing to do is to rub her pussy. The smallest, cutest pussy I've ever seen.

I have her turn over and give her the same treatment on the front and then dive in between her legs. Very nice view and a few groans which I think were real. I then proceed to pull her to the edge of the bed and try to get the condom on. I brought my own but they seem small. I start getting soft but she pulls it off, sucks me off (good technique but I'm hoping to get better) and I get hard again. She gets the condom on and I push into her tight pussy. I knew I wasn't going to last long as it's been almost a year since I've been laid. Only last about a dozen strokes or so and cum. I'm quite satisfied.

Put a 1000b into her purse while she's in the shower and she puts me on her line friends. I liked her and might do a repeat session but perhaps not. I like girls with a little bit more on top than her but I think I did really well for 3am off BR.

Day Two - Gotta Stop All This Walking

Woke up around 11:30am. Decided to go for another walk in a sunny Pattaya, Wore sandals which was a mistake. Walked to Pattataklang and went east. Found the hearing aid place I read about. Got a quote of 50-70K B/ear from a guy in Canada. Still about 25K/ear here. Guess I'll continue not hearing what my wife is saying to me. Not a huge loss. Go into Big C to check food prices for my proposed budget. Besides steak and lamb, things are pretty damn cheap (except apples and grapes which are also imported I guess). Found 95% of what I would buy. Guess I can live without hot chocolate in a climate that's always 30 degrees. i don't want to spend my days in grocery stores but there seemed to be a distinct shortage of frozen foods (at Big C at least). I'm more concerned about frozen juice that I am about lousy frozen pizza. Anyone point me in the right direction please?

Come out and take a left (wrong direction). Walk for about 45 minutes before deciding to cut back to the west to Third Road. Onthe way south, go into a real estate office and talk to a nice German man about the condo rental market. Found a bunch of places on my list coming back including Telephone Club 2 and the Triangle Bar. Had a roast beef sandwich at some food cart. Was pretty good for 145B. Besides like 5 Cokes and 3 SML's, that's been my total expediture for food. Going to start eating more soon (although I could drop a few pounds).

My phone starts acting up and I waste an hour screwing around with it. I'm sure the iPad charger is supposed to be 220v but it refused to work until I plugged in into my 110v inverter. Whatever. Still can't get Line to work on either my computer or iPad.

Speaking of Line, at 7:30 I get a call from Ann from last night. She's at her bar and wants me to come over. She sends me the location but it's in Thai of course. Couldn't figure out how to cut/paste that into Google maps, so I decide to wing it. Bad idea. Walk down 2nd road way past Pattayatai and finally give up. Show the directions to a motorcycle guy and I hop on. He takes back exactly where I started from and wanted me to give him 150B. I'm sure he said 50B, otherwise there's no way I would have gotten on. Give him a 100 and walk away. I figure out it's some near 3rd Road and pick some random street and head up. I'm almost at 3rd road, when I pass this hole in the wall bar and there's Ann. Glad to see her but wow, I should have taken the offer of her coming to get me on her bike.

Hang out for a couple of beers and lose to her in pool. Take her out for Thai food and then back to the room. I show her the Sky TV documentary on Ladyboys. Other than the ladyboy part, this is what got me thinking about Thailand again.

We both shower and there's alot of cuddling but not much sex. A mediocre BBBJ and then my usual problem getting the condom on and staying hard (Kamagra/Cialis purchase coming up). She gets on top and it's pretty good until she gets tired and starts that annoying girl on top grinding down thing. Not sure if any guy really likes this (unless they have real pussy muscles to squeeze with). Not being a girl, I figure they're just rubbing their pussy on something to get off. Not terribly pleasurable to me at least. I lose interest and put on a movie and we snuggle and I feel her up under my bathrobe that I let her use. No dear, I cannot give that too you.

Although it's fairly early (2am) she wants to go to sleep. I say not until I finish. So she blows me for a bit and I finally jerk myself off while I watch her play with her pussy. She did not like being splattered with cum but sorry, it kind of comes with the profession.

I'm getting a little bored with Ann, so even though I agreed to LT for 2000, I ask her to leave and give her 1200. Bar fine was only 300 plus a couple of drinks for 80B each. Nice girl but time to move on. Someone with much larger breasts, hopefully.

Tomorrow I need to change from the "fancy room" to a regular one. Since this one ain't that fancy, I'm interested to see. I'm also getting my first tattoo from elbow to wrist. 6500 THB. Same one in Canada would be 3 to 4 times more expensive.

P.S. If you have an SLR camera that has an autofocus lens, please make sure the damn thing is set to automatic focus (unless you want to focus manually). Otherwise things come out blurry. Finally figured that out earlier today.

Day 3 - Tatoo and Ladyboys

Woke up early enough to catch the free breakfast. Not impressed but I had some toast and Canadian Bacon (I had to). Wanted to buy some Kamagra and someone suggested a pharmacy next to Tim's Bar. Start walking on 2nd Steet but somehow missed it. Even though it was too early for anything to be open, I asked my phone to take me to Sensations Bar. No ladyboys or anyone else for that matter. Walked back via the bi-weekly market. Bought 4 Kamagra tablets across the street from Areca for 400B. I don't think they're rare. Just go into anywhere I think.

Went to Martin Tattoo on Soi Buakhao just north of LK Metro. Six hours. Ouch. Perhaps not the smartest move to get such a big tattoo for my first. A crazy Scottish guy came in covered in tattos and he admitted it does indeed hurt, so I don't feel like such a pussy now. Across the street is a little bar called Scooters. Spent all day watching that place. Up until 6pm, there were only two ladies. However, I was considering a marriage proposal for one of them even without talking to her. Tall and thin but with a decent rack. At 6pm a whole horde of really good looking ladies show up in their bar t-shirts. Might be worth a look if you're in the area. The British owner would appreciate it I'm sure. Walked back thru LK Metro around 7:30pm. Looks much better at night. Saw more talent at the bars across the street on Soi Buakhao right across from the entrance than on LK Metro. Just a thought that it's worth checking out. I would rather pay a 300 barfine than 800 but it's a free country.

After the tatoo, they wrap your arm with cellophane which you need to keep on for a couple of hours. The arm is incredibly tender so perhaps no heavy actions tonight (another reason it might have been a bad idea). Decided to go hang out with the ladyboys at Sensations. Walk there since it's only 750m. I didn't get the experience I was hoping for. A couple of good looking ladies (guys?) but I was expecting hotter. I bought a couple of them a beer and watched them play pool. I was too shy to ask for that kiss I wanted. Thought it would come with buying the LDs. Oh well. I brought my Ipad and we watched the Sky TV Ladyboy documentary featuring the bar owners. They enjoyed that, particularly the scenes with girls who used to work there three years ago. The farang half of the owners was not around which was disappointing because I had several things I wanted to discuss with him. Some other night I guess. If I can find a cheap USB stick, I will copy the show onto to it and bring it to them next time.

Stuck around for an hour or so and decided to head off. My arm was killing me. Just when I thought I had my directions straight and I don't need no stupid cell phone map, I turned the wrong way on Soi Buakhao and end up back on South Pattata Road. Hmmm. Once I'm here, might as well checkout Walking Street. Take a shortcut that actually works and end up near the south end. It's bloody hot and I haven't been to the pier yet so walk all the way. There actually was a (relatively) cool breaze. Then walk back north. Not as crowded or as much talent as when I was there on Sunday night. Continued on Beach Road as far as Mike Shopping Mall. Nothing girl wise. Get a 109B Vanilla milkshake and head up Soi 11. A quick check of LK Metro and back to the hotel. Fill the bathtub with cold water and jump in. Fall asleep pretty quickly (alone).
Tomorrow, time to step up my game. Massages and another visit to Soi 6. Now my arm is killing me and my feet as well. I have to start taking the Baht Bus.

P.S. I think there are more massage places than bars. Seriously, how many does one city need? I can't believe they all make money.

Day 4 - Putting it in gear

7am. WTF. Guess I get another free breakfast. The arm feels better but my feet are killing me. Head over to Villa Market to check what they have for farange food. Pretty good selection although quite pricy. Good to know I'll be able to buy a $6 bag of Fritos Corn Chips if an uncontrollable urge strikes. They even have hot chocolate and cup of soup. My list of food items to bring with when I retire is rapidly shrinking. Probably just some spices (i.e. Montreal Steak spice).

They were just opening up Eden Massage up the street. Lets see if a foot massage helps things out. Wow. If I was a cat, I'd have been purring the whole time. Can't believe that cost 100B. Tipped her 40. Definitly going to add a weekly massage to the budget.

Feet are better but still not perfect. Walk down Soi Honey. A couple of doable girls at Paradise Massage and another one on the other side. Go into Honey Massage but since there's nobody there, I guess they're not open yet. Back to the hotel for a bit. I'll try again in a couple of hours.

Hmmm. Just realized I can't get a soapy until next week cause I need to let the tattoo heal. Damn this was not a good idea. Watch some TV and then took a nap. Woke up about 6:30pm. Wanted to go to a Chinese restaurant but didn't check my notes and thought it was on Second Rd instead of Soi Buakhao. Whatever.
Headed over to the Scooter's Bar across from my tattoo guy. My future wife was not there and I didn't fancy anyone else so I finished my SML and left. Went by Excite but changed my mind and went to the Post Office on Soi Lengkee. Very dark inside. Saw a guy getting blown at the end of the bar. Guess I'm in the right place. A girl named Nam came over and I bought her and me a drink.

That seems to be enough for her to drop her top and start to get friendly. I don't fancy public action, so she said we could go to a room, which is off to the corner with a couch in it. She cleans me off and starts sucking away. Good technique. Then she wiggles out of the rest of her outfit, slaps a condom on me and hops on. Hmmm. I didn't think that was on the menu but too late to stop now. She gets tired of hopping up and down and I enter her from behind. Not my favourite position. I stop pretty quickly and she hops back on top. I can tell it's not going to happpen so I tell her to just blow me to finish, which she did.
Damage - 300 for room, 300 for drinks (I seemed to have aquired another one without asking) plus 700 for the lady. Very reasonable if you're not super picky about who you screw. She was 35 but certainly not hot enough to cross off the MILF to do item.

Still pretty early to I go back to Sensations Bar to hang out with the ladyboys. Much more talent than yesterday (not that I'm in the least bit interested) and the girls seem to be in good mood, laughing and prancing around. Bought two lady drinks and one more SML. They were less friendly after I told them I wasn't into ladyboys. Got a kiss on the cheek. Close enough. Damage was 420B.

I've discovered my ladyboy awareness has increased alot bring with them, so I can spot them a mile away on WS or BR.

Having walked from Soi Diana to Action Street a few times now, I might be hunting there for the next several days. Not a lot of terrific girls but there are some and you only need one.

I am planning on a Devil's Den session and several soapy massages (perhaps in Bangkok), so it's not a matter of being cheap. Perhaps after the gogo crawl on Friday, I might change my mind but I've been up and down WS a couple of times now and LK Metro a dozen times and it's not like every girl in some cute schoolgirl outfit is a 10. So, at the moment at least, I am not planning on barfining any gogo girls.

Day 5 - An Unexpected Spinner

Woke up again at 7am. Gonna stay up late tonight to try to get into the Pattaya rhythm. It's been raining all night and it's still coming down. Actually feels cooler outside (relatively speaking). Wait for my massage place across the street to open. Decide to try a thai massage today. Lots of pulling and poking. Was not as pleasant as yesterday's foot massage but it actually seems to have ironed out some kinks. 150b plus 40b tip. Tomorrow the oil massage.

Went for my regular walk down Soi Honey. Was thinking of a BJ but nothing struck my fancy. Went out to the Chinese restaurant, which I finally found. Pretty damn good. A little bit more spicy than I'm used to but I need to get used to spicy food if I'm going to live here. The rice is the best I've ever had. We eat Thai rice at home (with an elephant on the bag). Guess it's fresher. Download and catch up on some American TV.
Decide I want a titty fuck. Make a quick 30 second clip of what I want and put it on my phone. It's way too early to go out at 6pm. LK Metro isn't quite open yet. Nobody with breasts big enough on Soi Honey. Swing around back down Soi Buekhoa and up the street that Triangle Bar is on. Pass Lolitas but kept going to 3rd road. Swing left and back down Soi Excite. Head into Exite Bar. Didn't see anyone with big breasts, so I was about to leave when I spotted Fah. Absolutely georgous. 20 years old, 5 ft tall, 45 Kg, brown hair and very light skin. I would be afraid to even look at her if I saw her on the street at home but here, I can ravage this girl. What a place !!!!!

Buy a SML for me and a lady drink for her. Finish my beer and we head upstairs. She washes me off in the shower and I am standing at attention. Head out to the bed and she starts a very nice BBBJ. Excellent technique for one so young and tender. On goes the cover and she hops on top and starts going like she means business. I stop her and lay her on her side and enter her while squeezing her small firm breasts. After a bit, she pulls off the cover and finishes me with her mouth. I'm totally drained.

Damage: Room 300b, drinks 225b, lady 1000b - Total 1525

Only comment was it felt a bit rushed. Certainly not a GFE but she's right up there with the most beautiful girls I've ever done. Anyone have a similar experience at this bar ? Also, I would have loved to take her back to my hotel for several hours (days?) but that doesn't seem possible there. The cashier Annie was also very hot but I don't think she's on the menu.

This has left me in a bit of a quandary as it's now only 7pm. Don't think I can do another round (although I do have that Kamagra). Go back to the hotel to catch a shower and decide what the plan is. I could go to the LK Metro gogos and waste a lot of money buying ladydrinks. It's raining again. I put an umbrella next to my suitcase a few weeks ago but couldn't find it when it came time to leave. Guess my daughter stole it.
Decide to take a nap. Wake up it's 2:30am. WTF. Get dressed and head out. LK Metro is starting to shut down. Nothing interesting at Paradise Massage. Walking back down Soi Diana and someone intriguing catches my eye. I say 1000 for 2 hours. Agreed. Go up to the room, she goes into the shower comes out wrapped in a towel. I unwrap it and there's no tits and something hanging between her legs. After I had just bragged about now knowing ladyboys from hanging out at Sensations, I had totally missed it. I gave her 300 and told her to leave. I did check off the box about kissing a ladyboy, so it was not a total loss.

Another quick look around and decide to call it a night. Will take a sleeping pill and try to sleep until at least noon if not later.

Day 6 - Ok, I could be wrong

Woke up at 11:30am. A little better. Today, try to oil massage. These Thai girls really put some effort into these massages. I thought she was going to break me. The leg stuff was more enjoyable than her poking and jumping on my back. Think I will stick to the leg massages. 200b plus 40b tip (I think they are happy to see me coming).

Read a bit and watch a bit of TV. About 6pm I head out to meet the other BM's at Secrets at 7:30. Actually took a baht bus down to Soi 1 to check out the soapies. Still have to wait a couple of days before I can try one but it doesn't hurt to check things out. Went into Sabai Dee, Honey Massage and Sabai Room next to Alcazar. I think it was Honey that had 3 prices - 2000/2500/3000. The other two were 2000/2400. The Honey up north had tons more ladies than the other one on Soi Honey. Worth 10b to go to that one.
I was really impressed with the talent available at all three places. I guess I'll find out how the performance is next week.

Walked back up 2nd road and down Soi 6. I must return here in the very near future. Then up Soi 7 (some definite potential here as well) and down Soi 8 (nothing). Then went up and down a few more Soi's along the way looking for a barber to get a shave. Found some hole in the wall and got a shave with a 5 year old disposable razor. No damage done and she did have a cute little girl in the shop so I gave her 100b.
Now it's 7:28 and I need to motor. I can see the WS sign so no sense in taking a bus. Head into Secrets and can't see anyone who looks like they're from PA. I'm only 10 minutes late so I don't think everyone came and went. I see an older gentleman and ask if he's from PA. He is. A nice British man who bought me a couple of drinks. A few minutes late a couple of others show up, one American and an Indian man who lives near San Franciso. Pick up one more fellow, an Australian and we're off.

Ok, so I've been in one gogo here, Office in LK Metro. Pretty tame. I bought a ladydrink and she pulled aside her top and let me kiss her breast. I was not prepared for "real" Pattaya gogos. We cut across to Soi Diamond. and went into Babydolls. Woof. Topless ladies. We sit down and ladies join us. I buy a ladydrink and she starts rubbing her ass on my crotch and putting my hands on her tits. I'm loving the hell out of this. Buy her another drink so she'll continue. We leave after a bit. Total bill - 550b. Give her a 100b tip. Down the street to Sapphire. Really good looking girls but they're all clothed. Switch to water (more expensive than soda?) but I'm mezmerized by one of the dancers on stage. Buy her a drink and rubs my hands up and down her body. Leave after a bit . Total bill - 500b. Off to Sugarbaby on WS. More naked women. More water. The Australian gentlemen asks his lady who has the biggest breasts and over comes this nice looking girl. Ok, they are not real but I'm not bothered by that. They feel real nice as for the price of a drink I got to examine them quite closely.

So, I did something I said I wasn't going to do. I barfined a WS gogo girl. Drinks - 240, Barfine - 1000, Girl 2000.

Hoped on a motorcycle at the entrance to WS and back to the hotel. 3 on a bike didn't feel as unstable as I thought it would be. I was not impressed paying him 80b but I just wanted to get her upstairs.
Hop in the shower. Another strike against the Areca Lodge. I'd only been taking cold showers. If you turn on the hot water, it fluctuates the temperature wildly. Off goes the hot water. Get on the bed and she starts giving me an excellent BBBJ. Very skilled. However she doesn't know how to tit fuck to save her life. I need to take more control of these situtations. After a few minutes on goes the condom (bought new ones at 7-11. Had to buy something there since I only had 1000b notes and needed to pay the taxi. These fit better than the ones I brought with from Canada. Can't explain that). She goes on top and rocks up and down for a few minutes. I start to go soft and she finishes me with an oily HJ. At least I got to come on those breasts.

A good experience all around. I've learned that I can go to like 4 gogos for around 2000b and fondle beautiful women (one drink for me and one or two for them). Not going to barfine any more of them unless I see something truly spectacular.

Other things:

Don't go out before 7:30 or 8pm. Even that might be a bit early.

I need to back to Soi 6 when it's actually open. Been there twice when everything's closed and did a quick run thru a couple of times. Need to spend more time there and less time around LK Metro (although I will try another couple of gogo's around here just for research purposes).

The beer bars on Soi 7 also need further investigation. Need to get a LT in here soon (by the way for LT from Sugarbaby the batfine was 1500 and 3000 for the girl. I don't think so).

Definitely need to return to those big soapies once my tattoo has healed. Even 2500b seems worth the money assuming some level of perfomance.

I think I need to move up my Devil's Den plan in order to get used to telling women exactly what I want rather than accepting whatever they offer (I did tell the gogo girl I wanted to fuck her tits. She just wasn't any good at it). At DD, you really need to express your exact desires in order to get the best experience. I'll pop in and book a 90 minute session for Sunday or Monday.

Day 7 - An unexpected return

7am wake up again. Sigh. Go down for breakfast because I seem to have forgotten to eat anything yesterday other than a slice of pizza one of the PA guys shared with me. Bring my ipad with me and watch the NFL Thursday Night Football game between the Steelers and Patriots. Back up to the room and fall back asleep lying sideways across the bed. When I wake up the room had been cleaned (except the bed of course). Didn't even hear her.

Go back to my favorite Chinese restaurant. Have a nice time looking at the waitress. I paid for her and the other waitress' food she was buying from a food cart the other day and she is now my friend for the 40b it cost me. Smiles and touches my arm. I will ask the other one if she is married or has a boyfriend next time I go by. Come back to the room and watch The Ultimate Fighter season premier. Colin McGregor is one of the coaches and I love him. He's a crazy son of a bitch. Go across the street to Eden Massage for a 1 hour foot massage. That place is always busy. Every other real massage parlor I've passed (and there have been hundreds of them) have no customers. Good for them.

Pop into Devils Den to book a session for Monday or Tuesday. Super nice people. They said the best thing to do is to come in at 1pm tomorrow to see the full lineup. Pretty sure I want Luck and Amy but let's see them in person.

Back to the hotel for another nap. It's 6pm and I hope I don't sleep until 2am like last time. Wake up about 8pm. Phew. Finish my Chinese food and head out (so 200b for lunch and dinner). Decide to check out the gogo's of LK Metro. Went to 4 of them. Start at Crystal. No naked woman. Have a coke and leave without buying any one a ladydrink. 80b. Gave her a 100. On to Champagne. Nice setup. It's a double size with the normal stage in the 1st part and a pool table in the other half. Topless women playing pool. Ok, this has potential. Sit down, order another coke and ask a lady over and buy her a drink. Fully clothed but nice to hold. Stay until she finishes her drink and on to the next. Same thing at Amethysyis and Bachelor. So about 90 minutes for less than 1000b. Much better than last night on WS but the talent was certainly lower. Pretty devoid of customers by the way but it's a bit early but I get the feeling it's pretty slim pickings for the girls except at the big clubs on WS.

Head over to Excite Club to have a drink with the beautiful Fah (whose name is really Taw or something like that. Perhaps I should get that hearing aid and perhaps just turn it off when my wife is speaking to me). She's not there. She's some kind of student and only does this part time. Will be back Monday perhaps.

Head down to the ladyboy bar at Action Street. Actually, I'm looking for women and the other bars in the complex but see nothing either there or on the way. Hmmm. It's Saturday night in Pattaya and I can't get laid ? Decide to go back to Soi 13 and go to Anny's bar. She is there and seems happy to see me (more happy to have someone barfine her perhaps). Buy her and Mamasan a drink. Ask if she can go LT with me. Actually, I'm after her driving me around on her bike tomorrow. Want to go to Jomtien and a couple of other places.

She wants to go visit a friend who owns a bar on Soi 8. I tell her that I'll buy drinks for her and one friend and not the whole bar. Some guy who works there drives us there on his bike for free. Soi 8 is pretty dead for a Saturday night. Have 1 drink for the three of us (again under 300b) and ask her if she wants to go to the ladyboy bar (For someone not into ladyboys, I seem to be spending a fair bit of time there. I like playing with the dog, which for Thai people just ain't done). We walk up to Soi Buakao and take the bus to Action Street. The only bar with anyone in it is Sensations. She meets her friend and again 3 drinks. We play pool for 20b a game. Costs me 20b as I actually win one (actually I won 2 but she doesn't know you lose if you scratch on the 8 ball but she's very competitive so I don't mention it).

Back to the hotel via baht bus and take a shower. A lot of cuddling. I eat her out and then suck on her toes which women seem to like for some reason beyond me. She sucks me for a few minutes and then on goes the condom. I'm pounding away in missionary with not a hell of a lot of sensation. I ask her to get on top and she's going up and down pretty good but no love. Flip her over and try from behind. I don't like doggie but usually dead doggie (her fully prone) does it for me but not this time. Oh well. We cuddle some more and I put on a Riverdance in Bejing movie. Her eyes bug out. She loves it but falls asleep before the end.
It's the first time in 2 years I will be sleeping with a woman in the same bed. Let's see how it goes.

Day 8 - Laundry Day

It was super nice to sleep with a woman in my arms (other than the fact she fell asleep on my side of the bed. Adapt and continue I guess). Woke up at 7 am again and after some stroking, so did she.
We mess around for a bit and I tell her she needs a shave down below. I brought a lady razor with me (over-prepared perhaps) but she wouldn't let me watch. Damn. Back to bed and do a very thorough inspection to make sure she hadn't missed a spot. And yes, I did get my morning BJ.

Some mild complaints about her and her old parents being poor. Some passing references to breast implants for 80K, condos for 3 Million and a 50K/month allowance so she could just be a cashier (Might as well ask I guess. Go big or go home). I should be nice to her future customers and get her the breast implants at least.

We lay in bed a while. I read on my kindle and give her my ipad to play Candy Crush. Try to go back to sleep but cannot. Convince her that we should go to breakfast since it's free. French toast today (and a salad).

We try to sleep again but no luck (but I'm enjoying holding this naked thai girl in my arms). She wants to go back to her apartment and meet later at her bar (so much for her taking me around on her bike. Perhaps tomorrow). Before she goes I take her to Eden for a foot massage. The ladies are all giggling and talking to each other in Thai. I don't want to know. 100b each plus 100b tip.

Go into Devil's Den and book Amy and Luck for a Wednesday session. Other folks were in there (besides the friendly and helpful David) so I did see the lineup and they do indeed look like their pictures. I would recommend doing an advanced booking if you have favourites in mind to deal with other bookings and days off. I was going to do this one Tuesday but that is Luck's day off. If you can get out of bed that early, 3 pm seems to be the best time to book, since I believe it is the first session of the days so the ladies should be fresh.

Also bought two tickets at the tour place at the entrance to LK Metro for the Tiffany Show tonight. Do my laundry in the sink. I bought these little packages of Tide detergent at Walmart for $2. Just throw it in and mush the laundry up a bit and there you go. Not as nice as the laundry places but more convenient.
Take a nap and wake up around 6:30 pm. I'm supposed to meet Ann between 6-7 at her bar. I head over there and no Ann. So I go for a walk up to 3rd Road and over to Pattayaklang and down to Soi Buakhao and back up again. Still no Ann. The owner says she's in the shower and will show up soon. Buy a coke and sit down. It's almost 7:45 and they are picking us up at the hotel to go to Tiffany at 8:30. I can either lose 1000b or make a rash and expensive pickup of some gogo girl on LK Metro to take with. I'm two minutes from doing that when she walks in. She has a beer and we go back to the hotel. The show is at 9 pm. At 8:35 I'm walking over to where she's sitting to grab her and take a taxi for 100b when the driver from pattayacentral.com shows up. On the way, she complains that she needs a new phone (a really Galaxy 5s. Hers looks like one but apparently it's a knockoff. God knows what that would cost. Don't care as it ain't gonna happen). The driver drives us to Tiffany. Show is pretty good. The stars of the show are really striking. Some of the extras are obviously guys (no curves) but these headliners look like ladies. I feel myself getting slightly aroused. They are really aggressive about taking your picture with them for 100b. The place was only about one third full so I would expect that you could just walk up to the box office 5 minutes before the show and get a ticket. Might do that for the Alcazar show. The show is supposed to be better but the theatre is not as nice (or so I hear).

It's 10:30pm. I am hungry so the plan is to walk down to Beach Road, take a baht bus to Mike Shopping Center, grab some KFC and cut thru to come out down the street from the hotel. KFC is closed. Go to Kiss Restaurant. Have some mediocre spagetthi. AS we're getting ready to leave, the skies open up. Like really open up. They put down the shutters even. We're trapped. See a guy selling umbrellas but he disappears before I can buy one. We go up that little alley beside Soi 13 which is covered. We're like less than 100m from the hotel but she refuses to move. The guy with the umbrellas shows up again and buy one for 100b. It's like a 2 minute walk but whatever.

Back in the hotel room. We shower and I put on a movie and she falls asleep almost immediately. I should be pissed since I'm not paying her to sleep but I don't feel particularly horny and I will certainly do her in the morning. How a 5 foot tall Thai girl is taking up an entire king size bed is beyond me. I'll have to push her over.

Day 9 - On My Own Again

So, woke up again at 7 am. Not sure what it is but I don't want to take a sleeping pill since I feel chemically the next day. My girl is sleeping of course. I check my mail and start downloading the Floyd Mayweather fight, which would take 30 minutes at home but might take all day here. 7:30 I decide I'm going to get my money's worth out of this girl.

She is sleeping on her front, so I spread her legs and start eating her pussy from behind. That wakes her up and shortly she lifts her ass higher so my tongue can dig in deeper. Nice to get a reaction. She starts playing with my cock and I get hard but decide to have a chat with her first.

I ask if I was living here and she moved in with me would 20K/month be enough. She pays 6000 rent now, so she would save on that. She used to work selling shoes in Central Festival. I think she got something like 10K/month for that. So if she went back to that, she could send her parents the 10K and bank most of the 20K I give her. Seems reasonable to me. At first she says not enough but I think she warms to the idea particularly after I throw in the 80K for new breasts. Then she talks about beauty school and buying a bar and other nonsense. Just trying to get a feel for my options once I move here. An important question I forgot to ask was: would she chop my dick off with a meat cleaver while I was sleeping if I slept with other women.

Anyway, I decide to bang the shit out of her before she leaves. Some more oral from both of us and she hops on top. God I hate these condoms. I push her over into missionary and then sideways but I can tell it's not going to happen. She wants to leave but I say not before I finish. She takes another shower. Now I want to try something. Put on a clip from my (sickenly) large porn collection (hdmi cable from laptop to tv). Oh me no like that. I said "You no watch. Me watch. You smoke me.". So I sit on the edge of the bed and she gets down on her knees and starts sucking me off while the video is playing. She glances backward a few times and actually seems interested. This goes on for about 20 minutes (with her switching to a very nice handjob occasonally) and I come in her mouth. She didn't like that but I really don't care since I liked it (a lot). She spends like 5 minutes spitting in the bathroom sink and comes back out and gets dressed. The experiment is a success in my book. I decided I wanted something sexual, asked for it and got it. Definite progress.

I put the 2000b in her purse and take her downstairs to get her id (I don't like having to do that. I will ask if they can call me in the room to check if everything is ok). So much for her showing me around on her bike. That part never happened. Pretty sure I know where the baht buses to Jomtien start - the other side of 2nd road and Pattayatai I assume ? There's a bunch sitting there pointed the right way. Probably not going to happen this trip but that's ok.

Still time for the free breakfast, so I hit that up. Go for a walk. Need some more Kamagra and decide to go to the one next to Tim Bar. Only walk 10m past it this time. Very nice people. Bought 3 Kamagra jellies and some headache tablets all for 200b. I paid 400b for 4 tablets on Soi Diana. Want to check out the rooms at the Garden Guest House off some street just past Pattaya City Hospital on Soi Buakao. Don't want to pay 1600b/night next trip. The rooms are all full so I can't see one. Up Soi Lengkee to 3rd Road and back down the next. Get hungry. Go to the well once too often for those Oz Burger Roast Beef Sandwiches. Not good at all today. Cross that off the list. Time for a nap. Wake up around 6:30. Still too early. Watch the X-Factor UK.

Off to Excite Bar. My 20 year old stunner is there but she's occupied. Damn. Find out that she's working tomorrow around 3 pm. I'll go over at 3:30 and see what time that really means she'll arrive. Down Soi Honey past my massage girls. I really need to stop in there one day. I feel bad walking by so often and not throwing them some business. However time is short. Perhaps next trip.

Take a baht bus to Soi 6. Stop in at Sexy In The City to meet AJ who is fresh back from his mini-vacation. Super nice guy. Meet a few other guys including an American, an Australian and a Brit. We chat for a bit about me coming back here to retire. Everyone thinks my plans are realistic. Buy AJ and someone else a drink.

Decide to explore. It's raining but I have the umbrella I bought last night. Luckily my Thai girl did not take it home. I wanted to check out Soi 7. I figure I'm on Soi 6 so how far can it be ? Quite far actually. Nothing super interesting on Soi 7 so back to Soi 6. Definitely some talent available on this street. Pook Bar seemed the best tonight.

Go back into Sexy In The City. Talk a bit more with AJ and see one his girls on the porch outside. I invite her in for a drink, just to be neighbourly. She wants to go up to a room (surprise surprise). Not into more sex but some cuddlling sounds nice. We shower. Some girls look much better with clothes on. I give her a massage for 10 minutes and just start holding and rubbing her. She misunderstands what we were there for and puts a condom on me and hops on top and starts going up and down and then that annoying grinding thing that women do. I stop her after about 5 minutes.

Drinks - 490 Room - 350 Girl - 1000

Down to Beach Road. Whatever girls there are move to the East side and huddle under shop awnings. Only a few out braving the weather. Baht bus back to Soi 12. Check out Tim Bar when it's actually open. Still nice. The front part is kind of gogo'ish with the pool tables in the back. Next door at the next bar, a live band is playing. They are pretty good so I stop in for a beer (90b) and listen for a half hour. Throw a 50b note into the tip bucket. Back to the hotel.

Hope that this girl actually shows up tomorrow at Excite Club. I plan on spending lots and lots of money on her if she is.

Day 10 - Back to Excite Club

Slept in til 7:30. Woo woo. Watch the Floyd Mayweather fight that took me two days to download. Not bad but not great. Go down for breakfast. Ate like 6 french toasts. Watched the first half of the NFL Denver Broncos vs Baltimore Ravens game by the pool but even that wifi signal crapped out. Fell back asleep and woke up at 1:30 pm. Time to checkout M Club. Take out another 20K Baht. That last batch disappeared pretty quickly. So, I've got 24K in my pocket, my atm card and my Nikon camera. I actually don't worry too much about it as I've always felt safe in Thailand even when I accidentally walked thru a slum in Bangkok.
Walk up to 3rd Road and decide to explore a bit. Found 007 and Club 4 on some backstreet up there. Should have gone in but didn't. Find M Club and check it out. Nice little place. No rooms, just a couple of couches with curtains in the back. Three girls working at that time. Bought a coke and a beer for a nice 33 year old TG. I go back to 3rd Road and I see the British Law sign not too far away, so I walk over and down Soi 13. They are just opening up Steve-Ann Bar and I stop to say hello to the mamasan. As I'm leaving Ann pulls up on her motorcycle. I think for a second but decide not. Say hello and give her a quick kiss and then back to Excite Club to see if Sa is there. She is there and I ask if I can buy her a drink but she points to the booth where there are two Japanese guys with two girls each. I buy a coke and there is nobody else I am interested in other than Annie the cashier and I don't think she goes with customers. I sit there watching them buy tequila shots for the girls for about 20 minutes. I decide that this is silly and walk over to Amon Massage 50m away.

Pick a 4 foot nothing girl and ask for a massage. Actually a fairly descent massage. She asks if I want extras and I say smoke. She puts my dick in her mouth and starts sucking away. Pretty good technique but no deep throat. She is surprise when I stop her before cumming. 200b for the massage and 500b for the BJ. Speak to Amon for a bit. Back to the hotel to drop the camera and put most of the money in the safe.

Back to Excite. Japanese are gone and Sa is still there and unoccupied. Grab her before she can get away. Buy her and the owner Ann a drink. Explain that I want a long, unhurried session upstairs and I would pay to have it. Take Sa upstairs and we take a shower together. Then I lay her on her front and cover her in baby oil and give her a back massage. Tell her she owes me 200b. Turn her over, more oil and a front massage paying particular attention to the area between her legs. Should have brought my lady razor since she needed a shave down there. I put her on top and rub her body against mine. She's playing with my dick and I could spend days doing this. Finally, she cleans me off and starts a spirited BJ. Time for some boom boom. She hops on top and then I flip her on her back and start pounding away. Finally get her on her knees and take her from behind. We never seemed to match rhythms so I stopped. She finished me with her mouth and there was a lot to finish since I was worked up from the unfinished BJ from before. Quick shower and then spend another 15 minutes just holding her. She's cold for some reason and I volunteer to warm her up with my body. Altogether spent about an hour and a half upstairs.

Damage - Drinks - 320b Room - 1000b Lady - 2000b

And I was quite happy to pay it although I did overpay. Could have gotten the session for maybe 1000b less but I was happy to get the girl that I wanted. I felt totally drained afterwards. Hope I don't pay for it tomorrow at the Devil's Den.

I'm starving, so I go to my Chinese place on Soi Buakhao. I order and then ask my waitress who I've been eyeing for the last week if she is married or has a Thai boyfriend. No. But she works 7 days a week from 3 pm to 2 am. She didn't laugh in my face about going out with me. So, I'll look her up the next time I'm in town in about 6 months and see if we can work something out.

Back to the hotel to eat the food and relax a bit. Not sure what I'm going to do since it's only 8:30 pm. Watch the 2nd half of the football game I started this morning. Now it's 10 pm. I'm tired but there's no way I can call it a night. Go across the street to LK Metro. Into Office. One LD, one coke - 250b. Come out and it's raining hard. Umbrella is at the hotel of course. Dash down the street to Champagne. Get soaked going 20m. Doorman gives me a towel. Go in and sit down and one of the servers gets another towel and wipes me off from head to toe. I should have tipped her or bought her a drink. Two LDs, one coke - 375b. On to Showgirls. Two LDs, one coke - 375b. The girl was from Bangkok and had the smoothest skin I have ever felt. So two hours in 3 gogo's for 1000b, less than $30 US. Drinking these cokes is starting to give me heartburn.

Might watch a movie or another football game. Devil's Den at 3 pm tomorrow.

Day 11 - Devil's Den

Slept in until 10 am. Making progress just as it's almost time to leave. Still manage to sneak in the free breakfast. Just chill out until it's time for my 3 o'clock at Devil's Den. Try to connect to my vast porn collection at home to make a checklist of what to do with 2 women with no luck. Even tried using my iphone as a hotspot. That has a great speedtest result but still no luck actually watching something. Makes no sense to me since I can connect to my storage devices enough to login and get a list of the files on there. If it gets that far, it should be able to play stuff. Never had any luck with any of those remote access programs.

Head over to Devil's Den. Get there a few minutes early and have to wait about 10 minutes for a room to be ready. I go upstairs with Luck and Amy. Luck is not really my type but she does anal which I want to try. Sort of tried it once in Germany (she disappeared from the room for like 10 minutes to get some lube and by the time she got back, I had kind of lost interest if you know what I mean. Waste of 200 euros). Amy is a real cutie with 60,000b fake tits (I asked).

Into the shower and the clean my quite thoroughly. I was standing at attention when I came out. They lay be down in the middle of the bed and both proceeded to blow me. Very nice. I stop them and tell Amy I want to fuck her breasts. I stand and she sits on the end of the bed. Not great. I then lay her down and start to lick her pussy. Nice pussy. Luck asks if I want to boom boom. I tell her yes but in her ass. On goes the condom. She turns around and I squeeze it in there. Very tight but I don't see the fascination. Stop after a few minutes. More smoking by Luck while I hold Amy and play with her breasts. The girl has serious oral skills. Certainly the best BJ so far in Pattaya.

Back to the shower and lie down between them for a bit. Then they start to give me a massage. I turn over and push Amy down so her head is over the bed and I climb up and start fucking her tits again and rubbing my cock on them. This I like. Then I start licking her pussy. While I was licking from the top, Luck was inserting a dildo. Nice view. Luck starts to blow me again and I am definitely starting to feel it. She asks if I want to fuck Amy. Sure I say. On goes another condom and I start in missionary and then switch to the side. A very good fuck but I am not going to cum again. So I stop and shower yet again and we go downstairs.

I would definitely repeat but not with either of these girls. They treat you right there and considering I paid almost that much last night for one girl, not a bad value. Also, I put it on my credit card, which conserves cash.

It's hard for me to put aside money for these trips out of a join savings account. I have credit cards in just my name and a payment of a few hundred dollars here and there to the Royal Bank of Canada is easy to get away with. For some reason, in it's infinite wisdom, when you file taxes in Canada, even though you are filling married jointly, the Canadian government sends separate tax refunds to each spouse. Due to a large retirement contribution last year, I got a huge refund. I kept half which is paying for this trip.
Chill out but decide to go out at 8 pm. The streets are flooded. Up to you knees kind of flooded and I'm not sure how clean the water is. I think it's the same even on 2nd Road if I made it that far. Glad I got my mongering in already today and that I have one more night before heading to Bangkok. Otherwise I would be royally pissed. Saw some poor little TG make her way up the driveway to the arms of a grateful Falang. Saw a motorcycle go down towards 2nd Road and the water was almost up to his headlights.

Last day in Pattaya tomorrow. Guess I'll hit WS at night. Never made it to the Windmill with the guys. Booked a hotel to hotel transfer with Bell for 345b. I was going to take the cheap bus to the airport and the train/Skytrain to the hotel off Sukhumvit. However for an extra 150b, I decided just to do it the easy way.

Day 12 - Rain Rain Go Away

So after last night, the plan for today is to grab a girl as soon as I can and drag her back to the hotel in case I get flooded in again. Jealous of those guys in other rooms I can see from my balcony with Thai Girls (and some pretty attractive ones at that). Head out at 1pm. Walk all the way down 2nd Road to Soi 6. Stop at Central Festival on the way since I've never been inside. Note to self - Do not take a TG shopping here. Perhaps Pattaya Night Bazaar but not here. Grab some KFC Chicken Nuggest for 75b (not a good idea). It's raining but not too hard. Have my umbrella. Walk into Sexy In The City a little after 2pm. AJ is not there yet. Be there in 5 minutes. Buy a coke and also a LD for the girl I banged a few days ago. She's all over me but no repeat business coming, sorry.

Decide to walk all the way to the Dolphin Roundabout and back around since I haven't gone past Tiffany yet. Not much there and it's windy and raining harder. I'm getting soaked to the skin. Get back to Soi 6. There is AJ talking to some dudes. Get another coke and go outside to join them. AJ introduces me to one who is a fellow Canadian. I buy AJ a vodka and Red Bull to wake him up a bit. He takes the two of us down the street to another bar and I buy more drinks. I'm getting hungry so I decide to go to Secrets, get something to eat and wait for WS to wake up.

Take the baht bus (enough walking already. Much faster). Go to Secrets and order a fish and chips. Pretty good for 299b. Two Indian guys from Mubai sit down at the next table. I pass them menus since they're right beside me. We get to talking and they're only here for 4 days and it's their 2nd time. So, I impart some of my vast experience garnered over the last 12 days. Head out but it's only 7:30pm. Walk all the way to the pier and back again. Go into all the beer complexes looking for someone to take home with me. Nothing too interesting. Damn I'm being picky. Keep walking all the way back to Soi 12 and up to 2nd Road.

Back north and up Soi Honey. Only 3 girls working at the massage places there. Check out Scooter's Bar. I guess that girl I wanted to marry while starting at her from across the street in the tattoo parlour must have been a figment of my imagination, since I've looked numerous times now and have never seen her again. Back up Soi Buakhao and turn towards Excite Club. I walk in and Sa is there but she's with another customer. Popular girl. This guy has bought a bottle and the girls are all getting drunk, playing some drinking game and shrieking away. A most annoying sound.

In the meantime, while occasionally glancing at Sa, I am also starting at Annie shake her ass. And to settle the matter once and for all, yes, she does go with customers. I buy her a shot of Tequila (like she needs it) and we go upstairs. I check first with Sa that it is ok with her.

Up to the room. Shower and wait in bed. First girl who didn't come out of the shower wrapped in a towel. I have her lie down on her stomach and give her a back massage, including between her legs. Kiss her from her neck down and put my head between her legs. Have her turn over and spend some time massaging her breasts and pussy. Time for some muff diving which I think she enjoyed. Her turn. Her BJ technique is excellent. No hands and no teeth. Very good suction. On goes the condom and she hopes on top. A few minutes of that and I push her down for missionary. Very tight pussy. I stop, pull off the condom and finish myself and cum on her stomach. Very good session although she's another one of those girls who looks better with clothes on than naked.

Damage: Drinks + Room : 620b Girl : 1000b.

I think it was supposed to be 700b but whatever.

Back to the hotel. I pick up the Victoria's Secret negligee I bought for my TG's to sleep in. Nobody ever did. Ann was the only girl to sleep over and she didn't like it and slept naked (fine with me). Rather than throw it away (cost me 1350b in Canada) I put it and the lady razor in the Areca laundry bag and took it back to Excite. Sa was finished with her customer, so I was able to give it to her. She thanked me and I think even Ann, the owner was impressed.

Only 11pm, so I go into Bachelor Gogo in LK Metro. Very small place. Only 3-4 girls dancing and only a couple of other customers. Some Japanese guy has four girls. I complain to the Mamasan and a nice girl comes to join me. Buy her a drink. I am giving her a shoulder and neck massage and she is enjoying it. Some waitress with a tray of shots comes by and I get a shot of tequila for her. Spend another little while rubbing and squeezing her. Don't know how much they charge for a shot but the bill was 540b. About 200 more than what I was used to.

Head back to the hotel since I have to get up early tomorrow to catch the bus to Bangkok. I should see a temple and take a boat tour. Why am I guessing that neither of these will happen. After reading all the books, I must visit Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy. Not sure if those places were there 31 years ago but the only place I knew about was Patpong. Plan on hitting a bunch of soapies since I never made it to one in Pattaya.

Day 13 - Beware of friendly tuk tuk drivers

So. I slept through my alarm and got a call at 8:35 that my driver was downstairs. Threw everything into my bag and knapsack and ran downstairs. They won't let me leave without checking the room which was a good thing since I missed my kindle and wall charger. The guy is really pissed off but he doesn't leave. Get onto the bus and see that I have my passport and money. Phew. Bus to Bangkok takes 2 hours and then another hour to get to my hotel.

Now the Miami Hotel was less than impressive 31 years ago and it has not improved. I didn't want to spend 3000b a night but I should not have totally cheaped out. I like the location - about 750m from Soi Cowboy. I unpack and discover the only thing left behind was my toothbrush and some vitamins. Not too bad.
I walk down to Sukhumvit and am trying to decide where to go. There is a tuk tuk parked on the corner and the guy asks where I'm going. Normally I would have ignored him but I'm finding Bangkok a bit intimidating. Two word - Damn Big. So he says he'll take me around for 20b. I tell him that's silly and say 100. I have fond memories of tuk tuks. However with the covered roof I am finding it hard to really look around.

He takes me to a tailor. I can't believe it but I buy 3 silk shirts. At first he wanted 7500 with 1 free. As I get up to leave he says 3 for 3000. If they are half decent I am happy with the purchase. Hopefully they won't fall apart after 3 days like the ones I bought here last time. At least now I can fill in something other than zero on the customs form when I return home. They really don't like it if you said you didn't buy anything.

I want to go to the big temple but am wearing shorts. The other thing on my list is a boat ride. He takes me down to the river passing Patpong on the way. Two hour river cruise for 1500b. I don't have it since I gave the tailor a deposit. I borrow 200b from the driver. Off we go, just me and a lady driver. I enjoyed it although last time there was more canal stuff.

Back to the hotel which takes forever. I run up to the room to get more money. All I have are 1000's and the hotel doesn't have change so I go into a 7-11 and buy stuff. Give him 120b and he says he wants 200. So I give to him. I totally forgot about the 200 he lent me, so I paid him nothing. Oops. Well at least he got a kickback of 200 from the tailor and 100 from the boat ride.
Put away the things I bought and back to the corner. Turn left and walk all the way to Soi 30. Nothing all that interesting on Sukhumvit. Turn around and find Soi Cowboy. They are just setting up. Lots of expensive looking places.

Being a glutton for punishment I walk all the way to Soi 3. Find a couple of Arab streets but no Nana Plaza. Got to be around here somewhere. Other side of the street perhaps? Yup there it is. Walk down a couple of blocks and turn around. Went into a random bar cause I need a beer. Buy a couple of ladies drinks. One of them is fairly attractive and is 40 years old. Haven't checked the MILF box yet but decide not to. I think the barfine was 500b and maybe 2000 for the lady. She let me try her Thai food. Yes it was spicy but sweat didn't break out on my forehead.

There were already 4 freelancers across the street and a few more on Sukhumvit walking back. Went up Soi 13 a bit because there used to be another hotel that had a cafeteria full of girls. It's not there anymore but i bought a corn from.a street vendor and sat on the hotel steps watching the cute office girls leave work. As I'm going back to the hotel it finally happened !!!!!

"Where you go handsome man". Unfortunately it was a woman I would cross the street not to look at. Oh well.

Head out and check out Soi Cowboy now that's it's open. Walk thru and go into Crazy House on Soi 23. 14 count em 14 naked ladies on stage. And some pretty good quality too. Order a coke but escape without buying a LD. Good thing as the coke was 170b, so no idea how much the LD's are. Continue walking up Sukhumvit to Sukhumvit 24/1. It's just a block after Phrom Phong BTS station (the Emporium, another place to not take TG's). There are 7 or 8 massage parlours lined up one after another. I went down the whole street and came out on Soi 26. A half a block down that, there is a little street with 5 or 6 more with signs in Japanese (and prices to match I'm sure). Swung around and picked a lady from one of them (Angel Massage perhaps). We go inside and the mamasan calls in the girls for a lineup but I stick to my original choice.

We go upstairs and she gives me a thorough shower. I lie down on the bed and wait for her. My feet and legs are pretty sore from all of the walking I did today. She dumps a ton of lotion of my legs and back and proceeds to give me a better massage than the ones I got from Eden. A pleasant surprise. The massage from the girl from Amon Massage was pretty lame (but the BJ was good).
Now I have complained in the past that some women look better with their clothes on. Just the opposite with this one. She had a nice body with a set of tits. Not huge tits or fake tits or floppy tits but a good size set of young firm tits. My favourite thing in the world. When she start rubbing them on my back and ass, I was in heaven. She turns me over and gives the front the same treatment. I figure this is my chance to do some titty fucking, so I do and come on her. One of my top 10 best sexual experiences.
Damage - 1 hour 2000b. 90 minutes was 2200 and I think 2 hours was 2500 but I could be wrong. Somewhere around there.

Walk back and go down Soi Cowboy again. Some excellent talent. I get grabbed to go into Cowboy 2. Again a dozen or more women on stage but just in bikinis. I buy a nice lady from Phuket a drink and start to give her a neck and shoulder massage. They have all really liked this and it gives me a chance for some serious contact without being a groping pervert. Two drinks were 370. I asked but the music was too loud and the speaker was like 3 feet away but I think she said her barfine was 3000b. Is that possible?
I come out and it starts raining hard. No umbrella of course. Walk the 750m back to the hotel and get pretty soaked. I was going to go checkout Nana Plaza but tomorrow night I guess.
I want to hit one temple at least I also think I'll hit one of the soapies on Rachadapisek, probably Nataree. I find I enjoy the gogos more when I've already had sex that day. No pressure to do something impulsive and expensive (ok, don't bring up last Friday night).

Day 14 - Winding Down

Wake up about 9:30. Dick around for an hour and decide to go to a temple. Ask the tuk tuk driver at the corner and he says it's too far and I should take the train. I figure the closest I can get is the end of the subway line at the train station. So I take the BTS one stop (16b). Of course the trains are on the opposite side than I'm used to so have to go down and back up the other side. Find the subway and take it to the end. Ask the tuk tuk driver how much and he says 200b. I offer 100 and we settle on 120. Arrive at Wat Po. 100b to get in. Took about 100 pictures (much easier these days when you don't have to worry about 36 shots on a roll of film).

Start walking back. Not a good idea. That end of town is not interesting (except for the 4 or 5 blocks of solid Buddha stores). No bars and no 7-11's. Tried a couple of times to get a tuk tuk but either he didn't want to go so far or they wanted too much money. Got a chicken leg for 15b though. Finally I look up and I see concrete. I have made it to civilization (the National Stadium Station). Google says I walked 4.2km. I'm back at the hotel and fill the bathtub with cold water and jump in.

The tailor with the shirts shows up around 5:30. I am waiting til 6:30 to go to Nataree. I had the idea of seeing if I could check in for my flight. I am looking at the flight info and the date on the computer and a light clicks. It's the 19th and my flight is the 20th at 12:10am. That's tonight. Shit I thought it was tomorrow night. Ok, no panic. Pack everything up and start walking to the subway station.
So 45 minutes after I realize I'm leaving tonight, I'm at Nataree. A lady from Hi Class Massage tried to pull me in. I should have listened. Nataree is a big place but there are only about 15 girls in the fishbowl. There are 3 times that many on couches or standing around. There's only a few that are 5000. Most are 2600. I'm pressed for time so I pick a pretty girl who seemed to want the business. Pay the guy and we head upstairs.

There's a big bathtub that looks like it will take a half hour to fill. She motions me in (not a word of English) and starts washing me off with the shower attachment. Then she motions to the bed and she just rubs me a bit and the sucks me for like 40 seconds, pops on a condom and starts riding me. WTF. This is not what I came here for and I can't ask her because she doesn't understand me. I become disinterested and rip off the condom and have her finish me with her hand.

I go downstairs and ask the guy what's the deal. Oh soapy on other side. Other side of what? Other side of the room, other side of the building? Whatever. What's done is done. It's 8:00pm and time to head for the airport. Takes an hour to get here.

Nobody cares hearing about the long depressing trip home , so I'll leave it here
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It was a good trip. Learned a lot. Didn't make any major mistakes (other than taking a ladyboy back to my room by mistake. A mistake that only cost me 300b). Didn't do everything or go everywhere I wanted but I will be back in 6 months and the 6 months after that. And since I thought I had an extra day I didn't I'm even leaving with a few thousand baht in my pocket.
Re: Pattaya Bangkok - Sept 6-20
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Excellent detailed report. Really enjoyed reading that. Never been to Thailand and reading that has really whetted my appetite. Thanks
Re: Pattaya Bangkok - Sept 6-20
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Yes that is an excellent trip report. Enjoyed it alot. A mate and i will be staying in Pattaya for 2 weeks in april for the first time, so all of this will be a big shock to the system and i certainly wont be able to remember any of the details! God knows how my trip is going to effect me haha!!!

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Great report! I'm glad that I'm not the only one with a Crying Game experience. Hope your impending retirement in LOS turns out great!
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Sorry to go off topic from the trip report but do i need to have a visa to enter Thailand from the UK. I will be there for 14/15 days.

Cheers Matt

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Thank you for you trip info. Enjoyed this very much. Thai woman is my fetish and just by reading this it gets my thoughts going. Taking a trip there can't be good for my heart in so many ways.

Cheers
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Matty wrote:
Sorry to go off topic from the trip report but do i need to have a visa to enter Thailand from the UK. I will be there for 14/15 days.

Cheers Matt


Nope. You get a free 30 day visa as you enter the country.

Have fun.
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Stratosphere wrote:
Thank you for you trip info. Enjoyed this very much. Thai woman is my fetish and just by reading this it gets my thoughts going. Taking a trip there can't be good for my heart in so many ways.

Cheers


I was absolutely sure I was going to fall in love with the first girl I met. Luckily I didn't although I'm still planning on hooking up with the waitress from the Chinese Restaurant when I go back in April.
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Looking at the trip report, I use abbreviations not everyone here might be familiar with.

BR - Beach Road. The road along the beach (duh) frequented by streetwalkers.
FL - Freelancer. A regular lady of the night, not employed by a bar or gogo.
SML - San Miguel Light - an excellent beer from the Philippines.
THB and xxxb - Thai Baht - About 35 baht to the US dollar and 50 to the British Pound.
WS - Walking Street - The main adult entertainment street. About 4km long with 7 or 8 offshoot streets.
LD - Lady Drinks. The girls in the bars want you to buy them drinks for about 150b. They get a cut.
TG - Thai Girl

Other things:

Baht Bus - Pickup trucks with seats in the back. Cost 10b (about 30 Cents US).
Farang - Foreigner (usually preceeded by the word "stupid")
Tuk Tuk - Three wheel vehicle used in Bangkok.
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Thanks for the report Deadhead and for the heads up on the visa thing

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Re: Pattaya Bangkok - Sept 6-20
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Great detail report deadhead .

September is one of the lowest part of low season so some stunners normally go to Singapore around this time of the year to keep dry from the rain. I'm really in the mood for Devil dens as it sound like a good session I hear it's better to get one lady of your choice then let her pick the other for better lesbian experience but devil den threesome are always at least a ok session . I like the way they take credit card so I'm even more tempted . You did so much walking and google maps makes everything close up but after 10 mins walk in the heat feels like a hour .

I've met Scott before and he's really a great lad at Sensation . Took me on a ladyboy bar tour with few other lads . The tv show is a few years old but they been filming a few bits there a few months ago for a update on the show .
You should PM me next time you're there and I will find out where they holding a newbie tuesday night where the farang owners will be at the bar to help out anyone with questions like yourself you want to ask . It's not about ladyboys either they just want to help out anything with questions about living there and what the best places for normal things to do . 3 bars take turns it's normally sensation , 69 bar and la bamba bar so I find out where they holding it on your travel there. (edit I find out if they still doing them as not heard any updates about it)

I'm still a long time away until I'm there in march for 25 days .

thanks for the report and good luck
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