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Farang seeking quality
Posted: 2022-12-27, 12:28 am

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Belated Merry Christmas & Seasons Greetings:

I started in this hobby back in 1998 starting with NYC, Amsterdam, then Prague, dabbled in Montreal & Los Angeles, then spent quite a lot of time perusing the various FKKs & Sauna clubs (I still owe a trip report from my last experience at Sharks earlier this year). In the more than 20 years since, despite hearing stories and recommendations on Bangkok and points in Thailand, I'd never managed to visit- until today.

After a long trip delayed 10 hours waiting at the gate & plane, from the other side of the planet, I arrived here with a friend from Europe and took my first stroll down Sukhumvit Road just hours ago. Maybe it's the advancing age, maybe the scene has changed, maybe I'm just not going to the right places at the right time, but found myself exceptionally underwhelmed.

First of all the whole environment is some level of dirty chaos. With the elevated trains whooshing above, crowded streets, loud motorbikes in every direction (some entering the sidewalks), tall buildings bunched together, numerous unsavory looking street characters & large animated displays all over the place it reminded me of the setting of "Blade Runner". Street vendors vying for your attention selling Kamagra, Cialis and other pills by the truckload. At one point I used a hand sanitizing dispenser located at a large mall only to find my fingers swelling in pain afterwards. Walking through Soi Cowboy there were food vendors dishing out plates of highly questionable street meats in areas that literally smelled like raw sewage. The women (mixed in with various ladyboys) were... unappealing at best. Again, maybe I just went to the wrong places at the wrong times but if this is what the scene is, so far it's definitely not for me. My friend & I are in Bangkok for 5 days and then plan on heading to Pattaya.

The only, surprising, positive development was that weed is now not only available- but all over the place. Back around 2000 I remember reading on this board that cannabis was a big no no- with severe penalties for getting caught (prompting me to bring no elixers of any kind on this trip). Clearly though, times have changed.

Thinking back to the old posts on Ignatz I remember someone writing that there were indeed some locations, perhaps near the higher end hotels, where higher quality, prettier/hotter girls were available. I searched the archives as well as recent posts but couldn't find it. I have no idea if these higher end girls are still about, but if anyone has any insights or recommendations as to where possible 8, 9 or 10s could be found please advise.

Many thanks,
-TA
Re: Farang seeking quality
Posted: 2023-01-14, 10:48 am

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Been in Thailand for over two weeks, went from Bangkok to Pattaya to Koh Samui and am back in Bangkok for my last day today until heading to Singapore.

I checked out Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, the Walking Street in Pattaya, Soi Buakhao , Soi 6, 7 & 8. Summing up, I have been with a grand total of zero girls. The main reason is it's proven quite difficult to find one who was both pretty as well as a body that turned me on. Many of the girls are on the stockier side, and a good chunk of the thinner girls were not girls at all. In addition I've found the settings in each of these places to be quite lacking in providing any type of aphrodesic air.

The Thai people are, for the most part, very friendly and accommodating. Thailand in general, from what I've seen, is extremely industrious - which I've read has been the case for centuries when it was known as Siam. You can get almost anything you want in Bangkok- which, btw, is absolutely huge. Unlike other cities with downtown districts, Bangkok has tall buildings for miles on end in every direction- with more being built all the time. In my short time here perhaps I can't judge accurately but one of the problems for me is the city doesn't seem like it had any type of planning, zoning nor overall thoughtful design. Basically any plot of land is fair game for any kind of structure- creating a very uneven and difficult to navigate landscape with tall, luxury buildings planted right next to shacks and narrow streets. Walking the "sidewalks" is an endeavor in constantly trying to balance yourself through a narrow obstacle course of vendors, beggars, prostitutes- all the while trying to tolerate the constant waft of raw sewage in the air coming from vents on the street. It's simply not pleasant and prevents me from wanting to venture out.

The clubs I visited so far had girls that were anywhere from 2s to 6s with some scattered 7s about. The 8s & 9s are there- but are few, far between & usually buried deep within the less attractive girls so it takes quite a bit of work to find them. Then, once you do, you're still in what I find to be a very unattractive environment. Even when in the clubs, the music is so blaringly loud, I can't hear myself think- let alone try to have a conversation with a girl who may or may not speak my language.

In Pattaya, I came to understand it had a bit of a Miami Beach, retirement locale vibe to it, with grey haired white men (a group which I now officially belong to) taking up many of the seats at the bar lounges- often with a younger Thai lady helping them about. However, in Miami Beach I imagine most of the Asian caregivers don't provide quite the same services they might in Pattaya. Construction in Pattaya seems to be booming with tall apartment complexes along with newly built big housing tracts all over the place. I think a big draw of Pattaya for European (many from the UK & Germany) retirees is the cost of living. Hotels (hotels here are great, btw), apartments, restaurants and bars give you very good bang for your buck- with your Sterling, Euro and/or Dollar going much further in Thailand than it would at home.

Cheap is good, but attractive is still important. With the environmental drawbacks, lack of attractive girls and the extended effort required to find the gems, it's just too much to bear for me. My little Admiral has always been particular, and is only getting more picky with time. I imagine there must be venues and places that provide a better experience but I've not been able to find them. Unfortunately, it seems Thailand is just not for me & hope to have better luck in other Asian nations.
Re: Farang seeking quality
Posted: 2023-01-14, 11:04 pm

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Last day in Bangkok and the sun came out, it was time for a walk. I wanted to watch a movie on the hotel television and connect it to my laptop with an HDMI cable, but apparently forgot to pack my usb3 dongle adapter- Fucking apple- why couldn't they keep the HDMI as built in port? So I head out in search of an HDMI dongle. On the way i pass by a drugstore- I think that I may not get the opportunity in other locations and decide to stock up on some zithromax just in case it's needed. I walk in, ask if they have Zithromax (wondering if they'll ask for a prescription), they say yes- 600 Baht. I pay and am out the door in under two minutes.... amazing.

I walk outside looking for an electronics retailer to buy the HDMI adapter, as I'm walking a tuck tuck driver asks me if I want a ride.I say no but eventually relent when he offers to take me to a mall for just 20baht but asked me to stop into a custom tailored suit place. I had some time so agreed, went into the suit place, spoke with the salesman, didn't buy anything and left 5 minutes later. He then took my to a huge mall that I believe was near the Intercontinental Hotel. It was Saturday, and despite vastly reduced Mall Traffic in the US since the pandemic- the mall here was absolutely bustling. You couldn't stand in one place without getting in the way of people walking. The tuck tuck driver apparently took me there because they have an apple store. Apple's adapter is $60 and I couldn't stomach the idea of giving them more money for an adapter I should never have had to buy in the first place. I found another electronics store and they wanted $50 for a belkin adapter that I know sells for $35 back home. Looks like I'm not watching movies on my hotel room TV.

Get cab driver to take me back. He tells me he knows a place that can provide the adapter, I say ok- we go, but it's a luggage store- no electronics. Then the driver asks if I want to visit a brothel. I tell him how particular I am and that I'd go only if the girls are pretty. We go to one of those fishbowl type places and once again, nothing stirred my loins and moved to leave. The guy there tells me they'd give me a discount but I tried to explain that it wasn't the price that was the issue. Cab driver then tells me they have prettier girls for more money upstairs- I ask, are you sure? "Yes" he says. I go back in, only for the same guy to show me the same girls but at higher prices. I got annoyed, went back to the cab and asked him to take me directly back to my hotel. I shower, eat, prep a little for my flight the next morning and head out to Nana Plaza for one more run around the Rosies.

Unlike other nights I visited, this was Saturday night. It was different, and a definite improvement from my previous weekday visit. I saw a 9 at one of the clubs but unfortunately she was busy with someone already. The girls onstage ranged from 5s to 8s. I thought to myself, this could be good. I went to one club where the girl working to bring clients in wrangled me as well. I went in, bought drinks for me and her, she seemed sweet and affectionate but eventually started pushing to buy drinks a bit too much. After paying for a few along with tipping the mamasan the added pressure turned me off and I ended up leaving.

I'm rather buzzed by now and decide to scope out more clubs on the different levels, I look at one girl through the doorway of a club and she seems pertty-- I decide to enter. The place had a more relaxed vibe, music not as loud. I order a beer and as I begin sipping it begins to dawn on me that the girls pole dancing before me seem like they have likely poles of their own. After a few of them approached I decided it was time to take a few more sips and head out.

Next club has a serious Mamasan who was very friendly. She also took a big tip for herself. I was pretty drunk at this point and while she recommended girl number 12, a cute slender Thai girl, I couldn't help but notice number 4, a 4ft10 spinner who I thought was cute at the time. Long story short, we went to a dingy, wall stained room for 300 bahtI & I finally had some sex- the little spinner (who spoke no English) even mounted me bareback-- which I hesitated over, but it'd been so long I couldn't stop myself. It felt good however I began to realize that in the drunken, distanced perspective in the club, I didn't realize she had bad skin and teeth. I decided to not push my luck and cut the visit short. There was one more encounter at another club where the greeting girl sat with me for 1/2 hour while we talked and drank. She spoke English well and came off as a good conversationalist and intelligent. She later told me she "doesn't do boom boom" and only talks with customers for drinks. I paid for the drinks, said my goodbyes and headed back to the hotel.

Now the question, should I stay in Bangkok to pursue some of these newfound hotties? Or take my morning flight to Singapore?
Re: Farang seeking quality
Posted: 2023-02-01, 1:33 pm

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Hello Admiral,

Thailand is too hot for me. The obstacle course, foul smell, loud music described by you are all big turn offs for me. I have no plan to be there unless there is a business purpose. Singapore is clean and everything is under control. It's a lot more expansive though. I will actually be there later this month.

To me, Portugal offers the best combination - clean, safe, friendly people, beautiful architecture, gorgeous women and wonderful food - Portuguese tarts that would just melt in your mouth, fresh seafood...

Regards,
Fred
Re: Farang seeking quality
Posted: 2023-02-04, 1:19 pm

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Good to hear from you Fred,

I ended up staying in Bangkok an extra few days after meeting a very nice dude from Australia who helped me find what I was looking for. I ended up seeing another girl, "Ice", 22 years old, thin, naturally busty with a few tattoos. Took her back to the hotel where, once again, bareback sex seemed to be the mode of choice. I didn't go for long as it began to smell like the Fulton fish market- although, thankfully I finally got to finish this time though via a bbbj.

After Thailand I was planning on visiting Shanghai, booked my flight & hotel but ended up cancelling because China apparently requires a time consuming PCR test to enter. There was a place in the airport that provided it but the expedited fee was very high plus they require you fill out a very long form and provide a lot of personal info for their database. After about 30 minutes of jumping through their hoops & asking for a lot of detailed personal info I got fed up and cancelled my trip (lost some & on the first day of the hotel and airfare). I found it somewhat absurd that, of all places, China was requiring a PCR when most other places are fine with a rapid test. I asked if Taiwan required a PCR, when they said "no test at all", I booked myself on the next flight to Taipei. Taipei has great people and is nice but I haven't managed to find any worthwhile red light offerings. Am finally heading to Singapore tomorrow morning- when will you be there? Would love to get together.

Best regards,
-TA
Re: Farang seeking quality
Posted: 2023-02-07, 2:50 pm

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Hello Admiral,

Forget China (and HK or Macau) with the fast changing Covid policy.

If you visit that shit place, be aware that they may scan your phone before you leave Shanghai. Xi is the MF of all time.

Before I fly to Frankfurt last month, they asked if I visited China or Macau in the last 7 days. If yes, you will have to be Covid negative within 24 hours of departure. That's the same for UK, Spain and ....

Put the Covid policy aside, this country is under debt crisis - sovereign debt to Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Iraq... plus the sub-prime loan by the municipal government (via finance companies). Geopolitical tension in the South China Sea is at all time high. You cannot pay me to visit that country.

Regards,
Fred
Re: Farang seeking quality
Posted: 2024-01-27, 3:12 pm

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Bareback sex with Thai hookers....hope you are alright man and did not catch anything from them...
Re: Farang seeking quality
Posted: 2024-02-02, 6:43 pm

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It's been about a year since then and so far so good. Again, when I went bareback it was for like 5 minutes and showered soon after.

Am actually now in Amsterdam and seem to have caught a cold on the Eurostar train (coming from UK) from a friendly, pretty, ~28 year old Dutch girl who was coughing seated across from me. Throat feels like sandpaper.
Re: Farang seeking quality
Posted: 2024-02-04, 12:28 am

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TheAdmiral wrote:
It's been about a year since then and so far so good. Again, when I went bareback it was for like 5 minutes and showered soon after.

Am actually now in Amsterdam and seem to have caught a cold on the Eurostar train (coming from UK) from a friendly, pretty, ~28 year old Dutch girl who was coughing seated across from me. Throat feels like sandpaper.


Get well soon pal, ever since COVID-19, whenever I get a bad cold...it takes 2-3 weeks for me to recover. Gone are the days when I could make a full recovery in 2-4 days...
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