1) Heterosexual middle aged couple here - will we feel out of place there? (i.e. are there lots of single guys lurking around and is it mostly gay focused?)

2) is it generally clean? safe?

3) it opens very early: best time of day to visit?


Thank you

Well , it is pretty much an adult cinema. The ground floor is pretty much toys magazines and such. The second floor has cabins with glory holes . You can also go to a basement floor where they have seats and a screen . A few slurp holes ..glory holes . That’s about it . Cheap thrills. . I don’t know what you are looking for . If you want to meet single men for your wife it works. If you’re looking for other couples , don’t waist your time. There are a few lifestyle clubs that if you are looking for couples might fit for you. …………But , everybody lives their fantasy now and then.

When are y’all gonna be in Amsterdam . We get there next Wednesday Sept 17 Buy you a beer.

Got it. Good feedback - so it's mostly single dudes hanging around - what would you say is the girl to guy ratio on a Tuesday or Wednesday?

Truthfully , I have never seen a woman in there . I would guess you are looking at a kink or some adult fun there are much better places. If you want just a place you can go there are tons of places . If you want to take your wife you have Sameplace , not so much a swingers club but a bar you can walk around with your towel or lingerie. Several couples . ..Paradise a swingers club per SA. A bigger club more couples but lots of single men. My wife doesn’t care to have a guy trolling her without a wife. Fata Morganna’s , a very nice swingers club very attractive couples . We have had a lot of fun there.


For the other side , a place for males normally I think one night a week they let males and females in . ClubChurch NL a big club near Leidseplein . This club is not for the feint of heart . But one night is for all genders. The night we were there we found six other couples . Good time . Beyond that , you have the all male or all female clubs. Don’t mess with the Le Salon , it is an adult bookstore with a few guys hanging around. If that’s what you want , that’s cool .

Thanks a lot for this - that's not what we want at all.

We are already heading to Sameplace and Showboat. Have you been to the latter?

Are there any other naughty couple-friendly hangouts you would recommend on a Tuesday or Wednesday? We are newbies to all this and play only together. Spas, cinemas, etc...out of the box ideas are welcomed.

Last one is a reasonably priced tantric/sensual massage where husband helps masseuse (4 hands) and vice-versa.

Thanks again - much appreciated

Went to Showboat years ago , never really did anything for us . Again Sameplace to us is not much more than a corner bar that some swingers hangout . The Deco Sauna is nice for a cold day , a chance to relax in a coed Sauna . Amsterdam is not Thailand and it seems more and more adult entertainment is closing down. ….