The purpose of this trip was to chase down the cheapest pussy possible in Prague. I am a bit broke these days and wanted to see if I could have a 3 day sex filled trip for about €400 including flight and accommodation.
Day 1 - March 14th
Flight arrived on time at 4.10 pm. I got the bus 119 to Dejavca, and took the metro 4 stops to Mustek. From there my pension was only a 2 minute walk. I was checked into Pension Avalon by 5.00 pm . I had 2 hours to kill before my 7 pm reservation at Big sister, so I decided to get straight to business. I really wanted to eat some pussy, and knowing this would probably not be possible in Big sister, I decided to hit Kratká 13. I had my printed out directions from
www.mappy.com and it took me 25 minutes to get to the place, and I found it without a glitch.
Kratká 13 is a very dark place , and in that I mean the actual lighting - its almost non existent. No one in this Private speaks any English either. I was welcomed in by a gaunt looking blonde - the Madame. She pointed at my shoes, and while I took them off she presented me with Kristine ( girl in the photos ). I know there was probably only one other girl working and that the other one was busy, so I took Kristine. She showed me to the room, and asked for the money. I paid her the 500 kc, and she returned almost straight away. She stripped off her long evening gown type dress, then off with her bra and thong, and then she lay on the bed and waited for me. This was a straight to business deal, and none of this “me take a shower, and then her take a shower shite”. No ruining of the erotic moment.
I stripped off and sat beside her in the almost dark room. There was just enough light to see her on the huge bed. A memory of when Oliver Reed fucks Glenda Jackson for the first time in “Women in love” came flooding into my head for some reason, even though Glenda Jackson is a total minger. I went straight for her cunt, buried my head in there. It was very clean despite no showering and completely shaved or waxed. I turned her over on all fours and licked her asshole up and down for a long while. Now I wanted to my cock in her mouth. I offered it to her knowing from Sportsman’s reports that she would probably refuse it without the rubber, and she did - Damn !! I was tempted to get another 500 kc from my wallet to see if that would improve things, but I decided against it cos I’m broke and mean. I went for the far inferior old covered BJ. To be fair she was pretty good at it. I turned it into a 69, and after 5 mins of that I could feel the liquid start to make its way up my pipe. I put her on her back and fucked her missionary style for a few minutes, before ripping the rubber off and spraying her tits and neck. Man its nice to cum on a birds tits, make you feel like a “real man”, all I would have needed was a splash of Brut to really complete the deal. So then she was cleaning her self off and pointing at me to get dressed straight away. No sitting around looking at each other for the last 10 mins in this place. This place is a volume joint, that relies on lots of “covers” to make it profitable. “Get em in, empty their bags, get em out” is the motto of this firm. After taking the pics I got dressed and headed for my next destination of sex : Big sister.
Conclusion : For 500 kc or 18 euro for an hour of sex, this place is excellent if a little rushed. Ok the women are average looking at best.
www.Bigsister.net : I had not been to Big Sister in over 6 months and had been looking forward to it despite reading that it is going slowly but surely downhill.
I arrived at 7.10 and the first thing I noticed is that the upstairs restaurant has been turned into a strip/lap dance bar. I filled the contracts and went on in. The manager informed me that there now is a minimum spend of 200kc along with the entry of 300kc. When I changed and went downstairs , there were about 6 women present, half of whom I have fucked in the past. Most of the club is now in darkness and all the action takes place now between the bar and the pool. They have also switched off the tablet pcs, and got rid of draught beer from behind the bar. All signs of cost cutting. A bottle of 33cl Pilsner now costs 95kc, where before a 50cl glass of draught was 100kc, so that’s a bit of a rip off. The women all sit huddled completely together now, and don’t make any eye contact with the men at all now, a lot worse than before. After some food which has also gone downhill I decided to fuck Veronica. We went to the Barbie room, and she at least allowed me to finger her. It was a long and decent fuck despite all the limitations and my only real complaint is her “post baby” body. She has a very wrinkly belly and tits, she says she has one kid, maybe she has 6. But she does has a lovely face and really beautiful eyes.
Back to the bar, and after a few beers the highlight of the night came, a mass Lesbo orgy show complete with a camera man. 6 of the better looking girls paired off and stripped. They then licked each other out etc for about 15 mins which was a blast especially as I was sitting about 6 inches away !!! I then took Eliska, one of the Lesbos to the Hell themed room for what turned out to be a crap session. She would not stop talking for ages. Eventually she did as I pounded into her, and then all of a sudden she started talking about how much her contact lenses were hurting!! On top of that she wouldn’t even let me touch her fanny. It was a really crap mechanical shag that I gave up on.
By 2 am I was tucked up in the Pension.
Day 2
Toscana rang me at 10.30 am and we agreed to meet in Sweet Paradise at 1 pm. Sweet Paradise is near the Flora station, and I spent a while looking around the excellent shopping centre Palac Flora before hand. There is a multiplex cinema, internet cafe and extensive food court on the top floor. it’s a great place to spend some time if you need a break from sex and drinking for a while.
http://www.palacflora.cz/eng/index.php. Palac Flora is right beside the metro station.
I headed off with my map looking for Sweet Paradise and I turned a corner and saw another guy looking at a map. Straight away I knew it was him from his description on the phone - Toscana!! We introduced ourselves and then found Sweet paradise.
www.sweetparadise.cz is a small basement club, that is actually much smaller than it looks on the website. You must ring a doorbell to enter. If you are into hot young girls some of whom might still be a bit innocent then this could be the club for you. In fact this club has the youngest girls that I can remember anywhere. When we arrived there were only 2 girls and a young barmaid present. The place is very relaxed during the day, and the beers are cheap at 50kc,well cheap for a knocking shop. Neither Toscana or I were in a hurry for sex , so we spend a couple of enjoyable hours comparing and discussing our knowledge of the European sex industry, the different forums, members we have met in the past etc. Toscana told me some interesting things that I didn’t already know, such as the Supermaket chain ALDI own a chain of cheap FKK clubs in the North of Germany !!! While we were chatting, several girls came and went from the club. All were young, probably under 20 and were wearing casual day clothes. From Ffmbuds report, it seems that the girls only wear the sexy gear at night. Also there is no cover charge in the day time. Around 3 pm Toscana decided to take a girl, and while there were a few attractive ones left, I decided I would check out Kodanska 57 which I knew was only a Km or so on foot away.
I arrived at Kodanska 57 by about 3.30 pm. I was let in by Angela (see photos) from the Ukraine, who informed me through gestures that a room would not be available for 10 minutes. She brought me into the kitchen and gave me a cup of coffee while I waited. The Madame was also there, with her collection of mobile phones that were ringing constantly. There was literally a phone ringing every minute. I wasn’t that gone on Angela, she was a little old and skinny for my tastes, but I decided I would go with her cos she kept smiling and seemed friendly. When the room became free a young red headed girl with huge tits came into the room, and I began to wish I had chosen her. I probably could have changed but didn’t bother. I think this might have been the girl Sportsman went with?
Anyway after I paid Angela 800 kc for the hour she sent me for a shower, then she went for one, and then we went at it. She was very professional, but not rushed. She had an impeccably clean little pussy and asshole, both of which received a lot of attention from my tongue. No kissing, and no BBBJ, just licking and fucking. I came all over her tiny tits after 30 mins or so. After telling her how beautiful she was she agreed to a few photos, but no photos of her tiny tits which she is ashamed of. After a shower I was ushered out quickly.
Conclusion : Well I wish I went for the younger girl with the big tits, but for 800 kc its still a great deal there. Also it’s a lovely clean well kept apartment.
I now needed a break from sex and I was also hungry, so I walked back to the shopping centre. As Dessert Escort
http://www.praguesexguide.cz/ was on the way I decided I would check it out too. When I arrived it wasn’t open so I just took a few pics of the outside. I had a crackin pizza in the Pizzeria in the food court and then I went to the cinema. At 10 pm I headed back to Kratká 13, for a another 500 kc shag. This time I was met by Annette who looks very like Kristine(girl in photos). Annette gave a slightly better performance than Kristine but would not allow photos. It was only at the end of the session I noticed the gynocolists chair in the room, and when I asked was it possible to have sex there? , she said “Doctor”. So nice to see that they are well prepared for when the doctor makes his annual visit !!! Or maybe she meant that some doctor gets to shag them on the chair.
I got back into the city around midnight, I went for walk up and down Wenceslas square. I heard there was a big crack down on street hookers on Wenceslas, and that the cabarets have been forced to stop giving out fliers, and it all seems true. I didn’t see one hooker or one flier.
I decided to visit a cabaret to kill a few hours. I just wanted to watch naked girls and sip a few beers, I wasn’t interested over priced Lap Dances or any of that shite. I have been to a few over the years and found them a bit crap really. I hadn’t been to Darling cabaret, which is probably the biggest and most famous, so I gave them a shot. As I was walking to the entrance, one of the touts spotted me and asked could he walk in with me to get the commission. Whether you walk alone or with a tout, it is the same price, so you might as well give the tout his commission. The entrance fee is 200kc and the cheapest beer is 100kc.
Darling Cabaret
http://www.kabaret.cz/
I knew that sex was available in Darling Cabaret, but I always thought they had a strict “No touching Policy” in place in the club area. Well I couldn’t have been more wrong !!! These are 3 separate rooms in this club, each with its own stage and bar area, so you can spend your time wandering from room to room. (one bar was closed for renovation the night I was there) But as you wander, girls will walk up and throw their arms around you in a bid to sell their services. AND WHILE THEY ARE TRYING TO SELL YOU CAN GROPE AND FEEL THEM UP ALL YOU LIKE. I must have groped around 30 women that night, probably half the girls there. And none complained about my wandering hands, apart from two birds who I tried to finger !! With several of the girls, while they had their arms around me, I was rubbing their bottoms and pulled G strings aside and rubbed my fingers lightly against their assholes. At that point most just sort of wriggled their bums away from me. It was very horny stuff for a cheap pervert like me, I can tell ya. Most girls are not that pushy really, apart from the African girls. But even with them, If you do not buy a service or a drink, they will leave you alone after a while, or once you try to put your finger into them. I think these girls do very well, most guys seemed happy to part with money easily enough. I guess the odd hardened mean pervert like me, hardly upsets the balance !!!
So I spent around 3 hours wandering around, drinking their cheapest beer, watching the strippers, and groping whatever bird came near me. It was a great few hours of fun for about 20 euro total. I really can recommend the Darling Cabaret for cheap thrills, but I wouldn’t bother with the over priced sex, lesbo shows or lap dances they try to peddle. It is worth noting that apart from the 100 kc cheap beer, which is fine BTW, every other drink is quite expensive. All other beers are 290kc, and Lady drinks run from 490kc to 690kc, of which the girl keeps 45%. I saw many poor thick Bastards buying loads of lady drinks. In fact one girl gave me a sip of her lady drink, that some other guy had bought, and it just tasted like Strawberry juice. Lap Dances are 350kc, Lesbo shows are about 2000 kc, and a 30 minute fuck is 3200kc, and there are no BBBJ, DATY or DFK options as far as I know. I left around 3 am delighted with my night of cheap thrills, that will translate into great wanks over the next weeks and months.
Day 3
Up at 10 am, as I had to be vacated from the Pension by 10.30 am. I was tired but determined to have one last fuck on my last day in Prague. I went for breakfast in Mackers and then decided to check out this other cheap 500 kc per hour Private that I had seen advertised in announce.cz : Mánesova 11
Mánesova 11 - Avoid this Shithole !!!
This place advertises itself as a 500 kc per hour brothel, and it is in a great location, only 10m mins walk from Wenceclas Square. When I arrived I was greeted by this Asian Madame, and let into the kitchen. I sat on a sofa and then this very pale looking ugly junkie type ***** stumpled into the room and plonked herself on my lap. She asked me what I wanted, and I asked how much was an hour of sex?? And she said “1500 kc” , which I snapped “Well you advertised 500kc for the hour, and then she says “well that is the old price”. So I got up and left. Anyway I would not have fucked her junkie ass for free. So I’d say Avoid this Shithole !!!
As my time was getting short, I need to make up mind as to where to go for my last shag. I needed to be at the airport in 4 hours. It was a toss between sweet paradise or Kodanska 57. I really wanted to try that big titted Red head in Kodanska, but there was guarantee she would be available, so the safest option was
www.sweetparadise.cz. I could be sure that there would be something shaggable there even at twice the price of Kodanska 57. When I got there only Tyna ( see photos) was available, and that was fine cos she is lovely. I went for the standard happy hour price of 1800kc, with no extras. I am still not completely sure about the extras in this place, but Tyna does BBBJ for an extra 500kc but I didn’t take it. She wouldn't DFK me, but maybe had I offered money she might have. I saw a report on another board said that some of the girls do DFK as part of the standard service. I have no idea about Anal. Anyway we had a nice fuck. She is still quite innocent in ways, and I had to show her how to do a hand job properly. She was very receptive to DATY which was nice. I made the fuck last 50 mins and then it was off to the airport.
Sweet Paradise Conslusion : For guys into very young girls, this is the place for you. There seems to be a lot of girls around 18 years old. I thought they all looked like school girls. Many are still a little innocent, so go easy on em !!!
Prague Conclusion : I think this was my best ever trip to Prague. The cheap Privates really made it for me, and I more or less stuck to my budget. The total trip including everything cost me about 450 euro. Also Darlings Cabaret is a blast for cheap thrills.
Thanks
Fred
pics can viewed here:
http://www.worldsexguide.com/forum/show ... post152471
