I''m sure you guys don't want to hear about the 23 hour journey to get here (free flight, so I had little in the way of options. I love flying 3000 miles out of my way. Also I was not impressed with Frankfurt Airport. You'd think it would be better organized. I had to go out thru Passport control, find the Czeck Airlines counter, get a boarding pass and go back thru security where they ran my camera thru a separate explosives detector).

The line at the public transit booth was around the block. Walked to Terminal 1 to see if there was another but there isn't. Got my 3 day transit pass for 310CZK (12e). 15 minute bus to subway station and then about 40 minutes to my hotel. Got lost briefly coming out of the subway but found my way pretty quickly. Showered and did some research on the girls working over the next few days at the Privates. Thought I would just have a massage but the girl I wanted at the place close to me wasn't working. Alot of girls I had put on a list don't seem to work weekends. Strange as it sounds, a Wed-Fri visit would be best if you can arrange it.

Headed out just to walk around and see what I could see. Pretty nice place and not too hard to figure out how to get around. In the old town, the streets are little and not straight but you come out somewhere recognizable quickly. Went to a couple of bars that were supposed to be smoke-friendly but nothing materialized out of that.

I was going to head out to Showpark at 7:30pm but lay down "for just a minute". Luckily I woke up at 9pm so I could still go (my last night in Thailand, I fell asleep and didn't wake up until 4am and couldn't find a girl at that hour. Bummer).

Took the subway up to Vitavska (A Red Line stop is a couple of blocks from my hotel, so no changes needed). Wasn't sure which way to take a tram for the one stop to get close to Showpark, so I walked. Just stay along the river and it's not far.

Place looks exactly like the website. There's a bunch of rooms to the left when you come in and a bar and then more rooms beyond that. The strip club is downstairs and was open. Pretty lame but most strip clubs are. I'm going to check out Goldfingers tomorrow night. That is supposed to be something. There was one absolutely stunning girl who was hanging out at the bar down there with guys hanging all over her. Must weight 90 pounds. Beautiful small breasts and long black hair. I actually saw her dance and I couldn't take my eyes off of her.

Did a few circuits of the rooms upstairs. Lots of rooms closed (occupied since they had a red light over the door). You need to spend at least a couple of hours to see all of the talent. I wasn't sure if I was up for a girl but I knew you guys were counting on something to report. Picked a Czeck girl named Adraina (not the same Adriana). 5 ft 7, 110 lbs, blonde hair, nice A+ cups. Paid 1200CZK for 30 minutes. Wanted to cuddle more that have sex but she was having none of that. Put on a condom and started a pretty good BJ. I suggested cuddling but she hoped up on top and put my dick in her tight pussy. Well ok, then, if I must, I must. Mild moaning (not too over the top), switched to doggy and the missionary. I was tired and she finished me off with the best handjob I've ever had. No kissing, no touching her hair, no touching her nipples. Whatever.

So my impression (for what it's worth) is that it's a decent place to go. Pretty easy to get to, cheap to get in, cheap drinks (I should probably drink Czeck beer rather than Corona) and good talent. Only a couple of fatties, two black girls, lots of average girls and 3-4 stunners. Shouldn't be an issue finding someone. Don't expect a GFE. They just want you to cum and get the hell out. Service comparable to most girls in Amsterdam.

Still haven't seen Prague Castle. It up there somewhere but I never came out somewhere it's visible from this side of the river. Tomorrow taking the tour for 12e. Not sure what else is on tap. I want to try these Privats. Hoping it's a better experience.

Might not finish this until Monday when I get to Amsterdam. Damn internet cost $25/day.

Well that was interesting. Spent the day walking around the Old Town and then took a 3 hour tour of Prague Castle. Highly recommend these Sandemans Free Tours (http://www.newpraguetours.com/). The Castle Tour was 12e but they have a free one also. The tour guide was the cutest little thing I ever saw. Might be cuter than Jennifer Cutie (I'll have to compare when I get to Amsterdam).

This language thing is kind of a big issue here. Unlike Amsterdam, not alot of people speak English. I tried to call up this Beboss Privat and they basically hung up on me when I started speaking English. I actually have the real address and walked over there (15 minutes) and even knew the right bell to push at the apartment house. They answered the buzzer and buzzed me in but there didn't appear to be an elevator. Went back outside, had a cigarette and decided to blow it off. I figure if I can't get in, might be hard telling the girl what I wanted.

Since it was a block away, I went into Neon Club to see what that was all about. Free to get in. Kind of a depressing place. 14 girls and maybe 3 other guys. A couple of doable girls here too. Night time prices are to high for sex but I was in the area. Had my 1st Czeck beer.

Stopped at the hotel to get more cigarettes and then went to Goldfingers which is supposedly the best strip club in Prague. 12e to get in and 8e a beer. Pretty impressive lineup (some real stunners) but still a strip club. 40e for a table dance. Left after a couple of hours.

On the way there, I met my 1st street prostitute. She chased me half way down the block rubbing my dick. She was almost doable but I have no idea what the price was. Also there's a dragon lady at the hotel front desk.

On the way back, the Armenian bouncer gave me a tour of Atlas (which is on my street coincidentally across from Darlings). Wall to wall girls, some pretty damn attractive. 8e entrance fee and he said the drinks are reasonably priced. Not sure how much the girls cost (probably like 100e for 30 min is my guess).

Said hello to the receptionists at Sexy Sauna Club, which is also on my street. Got them down to 1000CZK (40e) entrance fee.

Gonna try to hit two Privats tomorrow. Sophie (http://www.privatescort.cz/en/sofie-top) and Aneta (http://www.best-privat.cz/girl_detail.p ... d=78&id=42). Hopefully they speak English (the web page says they do but you know how trustworthy they are). If nothing pans out, I might go to Sexy Sauna Club to relax if not for sex.

P.S. Getting my internet free from the hotel next door. Always check if you can get a free signal from somewhere before paying.

P.P.S. Jgramos would love this place. The Czeck girls are total foxes and that includes the lady cops.

She will need to have a bit of bulgarian blood in her veins for jg to be interested! :-)

Well that was a waste of 80e and perhaps the low point of my mongering career.

Took it easy today. Tried to setup appointments with some girls at these privats. I've been reading forums and checking out websites since May when I first planned this trip. I made an appointment with Aneta for 4pm. Got an SMS message from them at 3:30 that she wasn't seeing anymore clients today (some of them will only go with 2 or 3 guys a day) and everyone else at the place was going home early. Ok, I think, I'll still go with Sophie at Privat Escort. She's an older lady (30-31) and I was going to try anal with her. She's been on their schedule working Sunday night from 17-23 pretty much all the time but when I called, no Sophie. Nobody else working there interested me. Called a couple of other places but nobody there spoke English and hung up on me. Found one more place, Privat Office (which is actually the closest to me). The lady spoke English and asked me who I wanted. I pretty much wanted to say "anything with a pussy please". I gave her a name and she, of course, wasn't working (do they just make up these schedules).

Picked Kely and got the address and walked over. On their website, it says she's 24 and has size 2 breasts. I'd say she's more like 27 and has size 1.25 breasts and barely speaks English. I figured what the heck. Showered and waited and she entered about 5 minutes later. 2000CZK for 1 hour and OWA. I tried cuddling with her a bit but she was very stiff. Also she kind of kept her legs closed and away from me. I tried to loosen her up by giving HER a massage and then some DATY. She proceeded to give me a 3 minute blowjob and then put on the condom. She gets on top and it was alright entering her but I wasn't feeling it and started to go soft. She tried to get me hard again with her hand but nothing. I gave her some more back massage, decided it wasn't going anywhere and told her I had football (American) to watch and left. So I basically spent 40 minutes pleasuring her and got maybe 5 minutes for me.

Turned the wrong way out of the place and walked about 20 minutes to nowhere. Luckily in central Prague, you're pretty much bound to run into a Metro station fairly soon. I went back towards my hotel and went into an Irish bar where all of the TV were showing the Barcelona soccer match. I reminded the barman he promised me American football and he turned one of the TV's in the back to Sky which showed a one sided football game while I knocked back quite a few beers.

Heading back West tomorrow (7am flight to Frankfurt then a train to Amsterdam).

So, my high hopes for Prague as mongering heaven were crushed. The language barrier is a bitch to navigate these privats. Showpark/Neon Club were alright but nothing special. I should have gone to Sexy Sauna Club but Aneta cancelling so late and my desire to try one of these privats regardless made me miss it. I'm sure I would laugh if I went and then went to Oase later this week.

I sure hope Emma or Tenike is working tomorrow night.

Very interesting report, thanks! I've been curious about Prague for a while but I think I'll give it a miss after reading this. The language barrier seems like a huge problem... can't imagine having a good time there from what you wrote. I hope the beer was good at least.

Beautiful city. Relatively cheap (beautiful 2 room hotel for 70e/night. I was going to stay at a 5 star something or other for 100e/night. 3 day bus pass for $16, 3 hour tour for 12e). Food is good. I actually didn't like the Czech beer and ended up drinking Corona (many, many Coronas).

Showpark is fine - 7e to get in then 47e for 30 min. Kind of a huge covered area. The clubs like Atlas/Neon Club are fairly reasonable during the day. It was the privats that excited me (an hour for 70e, anal for 20e as opposed to 100e at Palace - not sure how much it was at Oase). There's actually a tour company (http://www.adelatours.com) that takes you around to various places and handles the language problem. Not sure how much it costs but it would have been one possible solution. It would be enough I'm guessing to negate any price advantage Prague has.

Not sorry at all I went, just didn't quite work out the way I'd hoped. For pure mongering, you can't beat the Germans and their FKK's. An amazing concept.

hey man i see you have visited private office..yes that kelly is known as bad girl. Well i was there too and if you like to have very good expirience go for Linda. She doesnt speak english almost at all but she is very good girl and she will do almost everything for you. :)