I've been VERY disappointed by LVeP... I found it small, grimy, full of idiots and expensive on my two separate visits (always give a place a second chance).

The floor was swimming in beer. The dancers, although I'm sure very pleasant girls, were unattractive. The clientele were rowdy and unpleasantly drunk. The staff listless. The doorman surly.

I love strip clubs. LVeP did absolutely nothing for me apart from put me off ever going again. Two strikes and out.

I look forward to the day when the 'Dam gets a decent, upmarket strip club.