Hi guys, so it's 1am and I have just returned to my hotel room from Yab Yum. I have only ever found negative comments on this site about Yab Yum, mostly about cost. I just want to put on the record that having spent €750, I have had the best experience of my life (sexually) in Yab Yum. I know about different strokes for different folks, but for my money, I spent almost 3 hours in the bar drinking free beer, talking to the most beautiful women I have seen. I selected one absolute fox called Irene, spent hours with her and am now absolutely and totally infatuated with her. Although happily married I would now gladly lay down my life for this woman. I know I will never be able to match the intensity of the encounter again ever with anybody. So while it is very informative to hear about the value on offer in the windows, Rias or Park118, I think some perspective is also necessary. Long live choice, Yab Yum and the magnificent Irene. I wil now retire to bed and give some badly needed rest to my over-exercised loins.

Gussy:

Thanks for the current info on Yab Yum, I have never been there but I can imagine it is pretty nice inside. I applaud you for going for the best but if you want to spend €750, you could go to Planet Happy Garden or Golden Time across the border in Germany and get:

- 13 hours in a room with your choice of many incredible women
- all the beer you can drink
- 3 meals to keep your strength up
- €25 left over

An added bonus is no hustling for champagne, plus you can relax outside in the garden or enjoy the sauna and Jacuzzi.

I speak from experience as I have spent many hundreds of Euros at Ria’s over the years and have had a great time there. But I got fed up with the constant push to buy champagne and having to deal with the business atmosphere of the club. At the German clubs the closest I have come to being pushed for an upgrade was an offer for anal or CIM.

If you get a chance give the German clubs a try. I can’t imagine you would be disappointed.


Snert

I would hardly call the beer as being "free".

Exactly rainer, the beer cost u a fortune fool. 750 Euro's for 3 hours? u must have more money then sense, why not go to Pattaya where u can have a lady all night for about 25 Euro?

750 euro? are you raving mad? not to personally attack but if i paid 750 euro for 3 hours i damn well wouldn't brag about it. You can get a better deal here in America and thats saying something.
for 750 euro you can get a RT ticket to bangkok and go buck wild. 750 euro can fly you to the dominican republic where for 35 euro you can get a girl for an entire night. 750 euro...my god
I can't even conceive paying that much for a pay 4 play.
you could probably have waved 500 euro at a RLD girl and gotten 4 hours at least
if i recall the escorts in amsterdam offer a better deal for in-call

Sometimes you just have to go with the flow and if Gussy had a mind blowing time then it was probably worth it to him. Sure you can get better value elsewhere, but who among us has not listened to the little head? I've been there, more than once.

Snert

Yet it's an "exclusive" report from Gussy , and it's no sin boasting where it's better value , Yab Yum is not a club for the peasantry , exclusiveness (privacy) is paid for - he hasn't been ripped-off.
Most interesting is the fact that this club excists for more then 20 years at least, it has it's customers day by day, and it's supply of interesting women who can "cope" with the clients. Another recommendation is Princess Gentlemens Club at Westeinde 18 (a bit less expensive), In Rotterdam is the Mayfair, like the Yab Yum.

I suppose my report was posted immediately after a highly charged encounter and after a few "free" beers too many but I honestly dont feel ripped off only because I have been ripped off so many other times in cheaper places by ladies who have charged considerably less. I got to the club at approx 9pm and I was the first guy into the place!! There were at least 20 girls sitting around the bar so I had ultimate choice. The standard was very good; at least three girls who would rate 9/10 and probably another dozen 7/10. I had a fantastic time drinking beers and chatting with some gorgeous ladies before spending an hour in a luxurious bedroom with Jacuzzi, etc with a supermodel type who was passionate and raunchy. That was the ultimate for me. I dont live in Holland and if I did would probably end up at the Kamers because I could not afford to do Yab Yum every weekend. But as I am only an occasional visitor, I am very happy that I decided to visit this time around but different strokes and maybe it would not have been everyone's choice.For those who are interested, as far as I can remember the cost broke down fairly evenly between entrance fee, champagne (practically obligatory and cheapest bottle @ 250 Euros), Room for an hour about 250 Euro also, tip etc.

Only two ways ill ever go to Yab Yum :

1) I win the lottery

2) Someone else pays.

Glad to here you had a great time. I night you will never forget. The first time I paid serious coin for a pro is the most memorable of my life. She was stunning, absolutely fantastic. Worth the $400 an hour. A guy can dream.........

Here you see what business goes on in Yab Yum - 20 girls around at 9 pm - they are not there for nothing , sure, it's early evening , 250 an hour - it's not exceptional , the 250 champagne is obligatory , a known fact -
If you are the better client, the better talker (not me), the girls can be dated - that's why they are there for .... !

Hi,

These two places that you are taking about in Germany (Planet Happy Garden & Golden Time )...how far is from Amsterdam and how you can get there?

Thanks - Frank

Footbent,

They're in Oedit and Brüggen respectively - about 2 hours away - and so you're best bet is to take the train to Venlo and either take a dutch cab there or jump to the german trains from there (and take their cheaper german cabs). There are plenty of reports in the Other Cities section to Search through (up - in the blue links).

It's well worth it - and I am switching allegiances to GoldenTime after a fabulous time there recently. I do think the variety of settings is what makes it better, although there are times when you have to wait for a room...something I've never had to do at PHG. Luckily, there are plenty of women to keep you occupied. ;)

Hmm... I'm certainly up for a holiday binge...

Thanks :-)

If you do not have a ticket for the wimrocket :-), take the regular NS trains from Amsterdam to Venlo in NL. There are one or two changes to make (you go through Eindhoven or Nijmegen) but it is easy and will all be spelled out on an itinerary when you buy your ticket- 22.30 euro one way, 35.30 for return ticket, takes about 2.5 hours.

At Venlo, take the German DB Regional Express train- you buy the ticket from the DB machine in the lobby and get off at the first stop, Kaldenkirchen for Golden Time. The cost is 3.60 euro, the ride is around ten minutes and the train leaves every hour at 00:04. Be sure and stamp your ticket using the little yellow machine on the platform in Venlo before boarding the train. Don't carry drugs as this train is frequently searched by German cops with drug sniffing dogs and they will arrest you if they find anything at all. From Kaldenkirchen get a taxi for the 8-10 km ride south down the B221 road. If the station is deserted with no taxis, walk south a ways to the pizza parlor and call a cab from there.

For Happy Garden take the same train about six stops to Viersen, around 20 minutes. There are almost always cabs at the Viersen Station, say to the cabby bitte, Happy Garden- Oedt, the fare is around 17 euro. As in Golden Time, they will call a cab home for you and you can either take the cab back to the Viersen bahnhoff (train station) or all the way to Venlo for about 35 euro if the last train has gone (around 23:50). Or you can make friends with a Nederlandse ijsbeer guy who will give you a ride.

I wouldn't take a Nederlandse taxi to either club because NL taxis are exorbitantly expensive and liable to get lost and cost you 75 euro in the process. But it is fine to take a German taxi from the clubs all the way back to Venlo since the German cabbies won't get lost and they are much cheaper. The ride back to Venlo should be around 20-30 euro from Golden Time and 35-40 euro from Happy Garden

. The Stationshotel Venlo (google it !) is right around the corner from the Venlo train station and costs like 35 euro for a single with basic breakfast. Stay there and you can try both clubs on two successive days. Ask for a room in the back becuase Venlo traffic is very noisy.

doog
Pepto

Quite off topic this, but BG took last Tuesday the taxi from Venlo to Goldentime direct at 28 Euro's , no problems, just confirm if they know the address , return at 23 Euro's (German taxi)

Pepto , we are the loosers tonite !!

Cum'on over fast and lets do the Yab Yum tonite , 20 girls around ! and we date them for tomorrow afternoon .....

W.

Ah wim, didn't mean to demean the NL taxi cab drivers, just judging by Fred and Victor's experiences.

Yes, we are the losers tonight, but dedalus and ST are also stuck here in America tonight so I feel not so alone. Don't worry, Fred will keep all the girls happy. Just keep thinking of Olga in her Santa hat and stockings........................

Keeping a very cool lul

Pepto

Does Fred even *live* in the US anymore? It's like he's at Palace every weekend!

Lucky bastard....grumble...

;)

Can you send me the URL for Planet Happy Garden & Golden Time?

Thanks.

your welcome, it's: www.yabyum.nl