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First timer in Amsterdam. Considering Alkmaar too.
Posted: 2022-08-27, 4:31 am

nicediceguy
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Hello, first timer here. I have 5 days in Amsterdam and after doing homework for the past week, I am planning on getting an independent escort as well as visiting one of the privhuis’.

I’ll honestly probably do both of those within one day.

Now I’m doing some homework on Alkmaar. If anyone has tips, please let me know!

Some questions:
1. How safe is Alkmaar for one person? Differences between day/night?

2. Do you guys usually travel with a backpack?

3. Is it acceptable to wear jeans and a nice t-shirt?

4. Have some ultra thin condoms with me, am I allowed to use those?

5. Can I still expect 50 euros for 20/30 min S&F?
Re: First timer in Amsterdam. Considering Alkmaar too.
Posted: 2022-08-27, 5:17 am

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An escort and a privethuis in the same day.
Very ambitious!.
Regarding Alkmaar:
Safe, little difference day or night.
There is only one shift. Most girls work afternoon to 2300. Closes at midnight, but the last hour is pretty sparse.
Bags and backpacks are common.
Jeans and a t-shirt are fine.
Most girls are happy to let you use your own condoms.
50 for 30, S&F would be the new standard as far as I can see.
I don't think you will get anywhere for 35 any more.
Pricing is still pretty fluid. Some ex-Amsterdam girls will try to charge more. Avoid them unless there are some extras that make it worth while.

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Re: First timer in Amsterdam. Considering Alkmaar too.
Posted: 2022-08-28, 2:55 am

nicediceguy
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Appreciate the speedy response with great advice! Will try to make a trip report after :)

P.s. privhuis during the day and then an escort to put me to sleep before bed ;)
Re: First timer in Amsterdam. Considering Alkmaar too.
Posted: 2022-08-30, 11:47 pm

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I almost forgot.
There is a difference between day and night.
Between the Office and the SPAR, on the little plein near the car park, is the worlds most expensive pissoir.
During the day, it looks like a manhole cover.
At dusk, an incredibly expensive system causes the urinal to rise up out of the ground, to its full glory.
(I know there are some erection jokes that belong here. Feel free to contribute.)
In Alkmaar, people don't urinate during the day, so the shoppers, shopkeepers, and various wanderers have no interest in seeing the magnificent silver urinal. But as the sun goes down (and the beer goes down), the need to urinate grows mightily. Like magic, the pissoir rises from the ground. There when you need it, invisible when you don't.
A marvel of Dutch practicality and ingenuity. All for the low. low price of about 50,000 Euros!
I have to stop and pee every time I see it. Even if it only a little dribble.
(I know there are some good jokes about urinating at my age. You don't need to share them.)
That is the biggest difference between day and night in Alkmaar!

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Re: First timer in Amsterdam. Considering Alkmaar too.
Posted: 2022-09-03, 2:54 am

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On first night, decided to just go to De Wallen and check it out.
Made 2-3 rounds on each street.
Found a girl I was willing to punt for.
Petite Asian girl in her late 20s wearing a wig.
39R on Achturburgwal.
She offered 100 for 30 S or F.
Was first experience so went with 100 for 30 just F.
I was so flustered, all my preparation went out the window and I didn’t haggle at all.
Pretty sure she cut me short, would not go back.
Re: First timer in Amsterdam. Considering Alkmaar too.
Posted: 2022-09-04, 8:24 pm

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You can't really haggle.
The girls set the price. What you agree to do, now that is is negotiable.
If you ever manage to bargain a girl down on price, you are likely to get unhappy service.

Shopping the north end of OZA continues to be difficult.
I would shop Stoof or Molensteeg. Fewer problems, but still not foolproof.
If you don't recognize anyone, look for signs or little stuffed animals in the windows.
Girls use them to let regulars know where to find them.
Bad providers don't have regulars, so they don't do this.
Also not foolproof, but it helps narrow down the search if you are having a hard time finding a good start.

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Re: First timer in Amsterdam. Considering Alkmaar too.
Posted: 2022-09-05, 5:07 pm

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weasel9x9 wrote:
You can't really haggle.
The girls set the price. What you agree to do, now that is is negotiable.
If you ever manage to bargain a girl down on price, you are likely to get unhappy service.

Shopping the north end of OZA continues to be difficult.
I would shop Stoof or Molensteeg. Fewer problems, but still not foolproof.
If you don't recognize anyone, look for signs or little stuffed animals in the windows.
Girls use them to let regulars know where to find them.
Bad providers don't have regulars, so they don't do this.
Also not foolproof, but it helps narrow down the search if you are having a hard time finding a good start.

Weasel


You sir are a true gentleman!

I agree about haggling and shopping in Stoofsteeg, my visits earlier this year confirm that is the highlight of de Wallen.

Great observation about the stuffed toys, that makes perfect sense!

Thank you sir!
Re: First timer in Amsterdam. Considering Alkmaar too.
Posted: 2022-09-27, 1:03 pm

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Hi, I'm Spanish and I'm traveling to Amsterdam in December. Until now I have only had relationships with Spanish girls, so I would like some advice for my next meetings with girls from Amsterdam. Thanks.
Re: First timer in Amsterdam. Considering Alkmaar too.
Posted: 2022-09-27, 10:04 pm

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Marcel00 wrote:
Hi, I'm Spanish and I'm traveling to Amsterdam in December. Until now I have only had relationships with Spanish girls, so I would like some advice for my next meetings with girls from Amsterdam. Thanks.


there are some latinas there mostly Colombians / venezuelan etc
also brazilians most often understands spanish abit....
if you think the language barrier would be a problem you or what do you mean? you seems to write rather good in English , so english would work fine in any conversation.
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