Not much seems to be written about Singel and most of the events recounted on the board seem to occur at night or pertain to smoking rope, eating mushrooms or drinking beer. OK, so I am a contrarian. I spend more time plying the straats of the Singel than de Wallen. My favorite tram stop is Nieuwezeids Kolk (partly, because I have learned to pronounce it!). I also believe that the Dutch must know what they are doing. After all, they invented prostitution, didn’t they? Well, at least, they perfected the window version.

If you prefer MILF’s, as I do, coupled with morning or afternoon-delight, Singel is an excellent option. No throngs of drunken bachelor-partiers from a nearby island-nation bumping into you, no groups of 15 year old boys harassing the ladies, no “Charlie”…”Viagra” hustlers and no tours of 50 or more Asians trotting along behind a guide with the umbrella. Excellent place to stroll and eat a sandwich from Albert Heijn, as my friend withnail eloquently described in past adventures, while greeting the ladies. They will sometimes even tell you where to find one of their competitors. Try that in de Wallen…

There is a most unusual creature residing in #4A on Oude Nieuwestraat, weekdays from around 10:00 to 18:00.

Unusual, you say? How?

Suzane is an MILF seeker’s fantasy. First, she is a Brit, (pretty unusual in itself) she is tall with strawberry blonde hair, great legs, nearly six-pack abs and a marvelously augmented c-cup rack. (No visible scars on the boobies, which is impressive.) In short, she possesses an amazing hard-body that makes her look like an extremely well preserved fitness instructor/model. She is mid-30’s and was flattered when I told her she was a "Hot Chick". Somewhat amazing, at least anymore, she has no tattoo’s. Nothing particularly against them but one seldom finds someone in original condition.

I rarely describe the nuts and bolts of a visit because that should be pretty obvious to anyone reading the post. Let me simply say that Suzane provides a “courtesan experience”. She was in no way rushed, extremely skilled and proficient at her trade, an excellent conversationalist and a very pleasant person to have in ones company. In addition, she gives an excellent massage and is quite “touchy-feely” in a soft, pleasant manner. My vision of what a Spa visit must be like for the ladies.

Suzane’s rates were extraordinarily reasonable with no extra charges. Certainly, the best value for the money that I encountered. It seems regardless of what you chose to do you leave feeling better than when you arrived. The experience reminds me of the “Eagle’s” song “Peaceful, Easy Feeling”

She is not the Suzane of Singel currently in the device (who works nights on Singel), but she will be entered later probably as Suzane – Brit in the Singel section.

If you are looking for a delightful MILF experience I doubt that you could do better. If you do kindly let me know about it!

I can think of no better way to spend an enjoyable and rejuvenating morning or afternoon.

Tot ziens,

Skip

sounds good, i for 1 love the singel, i think its so much quieter than the wallen for the window shopping, even though i prefer to stay there, but hey hard to beat the window views from my hotel window.

does suzane only do days? i will be there the end of feb and could do with a bit of day time relief.

she sounds like a dream come true....

I will certainly be investigating in a few months time...

Smurf,

She is !!!!............ or at least she was for me............... :-)

Suzane is usually in the window right beside your favourite, Sex-bomb Tamara on Oude Nieuwestraat. That is for orientation purposes. I did not see Tamara this year.

Personally, I think Suzane has a much better figure than Tamara (taking nothing away from Tamara) who, as you know, is quite a stunner but a smidgen on the soft side. Suzane is just simply a MILF hard-body with big boobs. I can only imagine what she must have looked like at 25....... I believe that her pricing structure is also better. She was more friendly at the window than Tamara and is probably a bit younger as well.

Suzane also works Saturday and Sunday at #3 Korte Kolksteeg from 12:00 to 18:00.

She is arguably the best total experience that I have had in 5 trips. If alI the British women are like her then I shall stop comming to Amsterdam. I believe she is a secret that the Dutch may prefer to keep to themselves.........


Skip

Burgher,

I believe that Suzane only does days. She seems to arrive around 10:00 to 10:30 and leave around 18:00 to 18:30. I also think she works every day including weekends although she moves fom #4A on Oude Nieuwestraat to Korte Kolksteeg #3 on Saturday and Sunday.

Morning or afternoon delight, what could be better. I'm getting old and can't get as interested at night after a hard day of touristing. Excellent way to start the day, though :-)

Regards,

Skip

Thanks for the info Skip. Certainly one to add to my wish list. Is she much in demand with the locals too?

a hard woman is good to find:)

hardbody can be a rarity,...fitness instructor body, long legs...tall..blonde...I will definitely pay her a visit, the body especially has put all sorts of thoughts into my head...

tamara is a lot older than suzane, tamara is mid 40's, and your right she is definitely a little on the soft side, same body type as polish anna..perhaps slightly taller?

last time I was in amsterdam tamara had a dominican/spanish looking younger girl (nice but not my type) next to her, if suzane is next to her now then getting past those two windows without spending 50 euro must be getting harder and harder

Enjoyed the report Mr. Skip -
The Singel is maybe not always the candy-store like the Wallen is, but there are definitely a lot of women who (bl)show you (to) all sides of the kamer .....
Marcella Oude Nieuwstraat 26-2 is one of the toppers (window most to the left) , one side of Oude Nieuw is Korte Korsjespoortsteeg (side of the church) the other side is Lijnbaansteeg, (butchershop on the corner...!) there is only one address in Lijnbaansteeg, (nr 4) , try Belinda.
Or Bergstraat nr 16 , all the way to the other side , Oi the Thai, Eva ....
What about Marina nr 7, "hey , look here , feel feel , my tietjes no fake" , "my kutje lekker clean" .....
Go to Oude Nieuw , try to get Zora and Francien on nr 8 - point is that you got to know the girls there, they need happy puntering ... !
And Gloria in Korsjespoort, for more info, try Withnail ..... (LOL)

happy puntering y'all (who said this ...?

Quim,

Uh, duh............. Sorry, mate couldn't resist. As far as I could tell she has mostly Dutch clients ... and me. Those dudes know a good thing when they have it and how to keep a secret. Suzane is not an unknown person on the Dutch boards.

You know the expression "follow the money" my motto when in Amsterdam is becoming "follow the Nederlanders".

Be well mate,

Skip

Smurf,

Two points. First, a hard-body is very hard to find, especially a vintage model. Second, you get hard and then pay the 50 Euro, (which might get you 25 minutes) but I doubt that you will pass the window if she is in.

She was actually next to Tamara last year, when I first spied her. She may have been occupied when you were there. She told me that she has been there for about 1 1/2 years. She was in the same Kammer this year as last. If you don't see her ask one of the ladies where she is. They were very helpful to me this year, which was quite surprising.

Good hunting and treat her well, she is special

Skip

Wim,

"Y'all" are you from the South of the United States???????

Who could pass Marina, the Ukranian Energizer Bunny? Best show on Bergstraat and delivered with unassuming sincerity and unbounded enthusiasm. I will write more on her later.

I am not sure that Gloria exists as I haven't seen her. Come to think of it does withnail exist? I heard that he was incarcerated by some lady Constable for running red lights on his bike and not wearing white at night. May have even been stopped by a radar gun..........

TZMF,

Skip

Well....
First day back in Amsterdam, and a bit under the weather as well as mega-long-distance jet-lag (Seattle). Headed for Jessica's window after a shower and a restless 1-hour catnap, only to find her either seriously occupied or not around.... I'm guessing not around. Looked for a cutie I had met last time - Roxanna? - near the peep show by the canal, but nothing happening there either...
Back to my hotel in the Singel for a piss and a coffee, pretty much frozen and unfullfilled...
Ok, so out walking about the Singel, and on a whim ducked into a kamer...yup, it was Suzanne, brit hottie. Recognized her as soon as she spoke (the brit accent) from none other than this thread! I found her somewhat less hard-bodied and personal-trainer-ish than you guys, but why quibble? the "courtesian attitude" was much in evidence from minute one. I'm not a fake boob fan, and I found hers to be lumpy and not particularly well-done, although not over-the-top size-wise, and I must say her nipples are none the worse for the boob job and quite remarkeable. I have to agree that I would love to have seen her ten years ago! But quite nice now, actually, very accommodating to my overly relaxed post-travel state. Unhurried, no clock-watching, and only a minimal extra donation (I profferred EU50 when she asked for 35) ensured full touch, tits, multiple positions, and a really friendly and comfortable experience.
Enough to make me an implant fan? Naaaah, but a great experience, and a real bargain.

Here for two more days if anyone wants to get together...

floyd

Floyd,

Jessica has changed kammers, her hair color (to auburn), cut it shorter and lost her trade-mark green doll that she hung in her window. Sort of a complete Jessica make-over. She is still on Oude Kennesteeg but now about one kammer from the end going toward the Old Sailor on the same side that she was previously on.

I did a double take with her new short auburn hair and almost didn't recognize her. Try again and you might find her as she still works days.

Glad you liked Suzane. When I described her as a hard-body you have to take into consideration that she is 37 and very fit. I wish I looked that good when I was that age........

Good hunting,

Skip

Thanks, Skip - I must have walked right by her about ten times yesterday. I'll take a look for her today for sure. Totally agree that for 37, Suzanne is pretty awesome!

floyd