Warning for Albert Heijn shoppers
Posted: 2006-08-25, 3:46 pm
withnail
Power Kat
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Location: amsterdam
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Warn your friends...
I want to warn everybody that shops by the Albert Heijn regarding misleading practice that recently happened to me and, as I gather, a number of others.
It happened after leaving the shop, at my parking space next to the Albert Heijn in Amsterdam, but beware!! It appears to happen everywhere in the country.
It works as follows: Two girls (early twenty and presumably from eastern Europe) will draw your attention and will look helplessly at you the moment that you are putting your groceries in the car.
They wear real tight T-shirts where their breasts almost fall out. (It is very hard NOT to look). With a very pitiful, but surely credible story they are asking you for a lift to a place in the neighbourhood. Once they're in the back of your car they begin to touch each other, just so that you can watch the whole thing in your rear view mirror.
After a while, one of the ladies climbs to the front seat and has oral sex with you ...... Meanwhile the other lady will pickpocket your wallet and / or money.
Mine was stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday. Saturday twice! Thursday I couldn't make it to the shop..
withnail
Last edited by withnail on 2006-08-25, 6:40 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Warning for Albert Heijn shoppers
Posted: 2006-08-25, 3:53 pm
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Power Kat
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Your wallet was stolen by the same scam 5 times?
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Re: Warning for Albert Heijn shoppers
Posted: 2006-08-25, 4:08 pm
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Re: Warning for Albert Heijn shoppers
Posted: 2006-08-25, 4:45 pm
markcheech
Posts: 325
Location: Massachusetts
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or better yet.. put a bunch of coupons in it. it will look fat and when they open it, they can go back to Albert Heijn to use em.
bastards
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Re: Warning for Albert Heijn shoppers
Posted: 2006-08-25, 6:36 pm
Zeb
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Location: Netherland
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Can't wait to go shopping tonight !!!!
I'll leave 30 Euro in my wallet....still a good deal.
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Re: Warning for Albert Heijn shoppers
Posted: 2006-08-25, 6:44 pm
rheingau
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Withnail ........ I haven't laughed so much for days ............!
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Re: Warning for Albert Heijn shoppers
Posted: 2006-08-26, 12:15 am
JBIG
Posts: 188
Location: Hollywood, CA
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LOL... if this were only true... double LOL
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Re: Warning for Albert Heijn shoppers
Posted: 2006-08-26, 2:56 am
dambuster2
Posts: 72
Location: London, UK
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Does Hugh Grant shop at Albert Heijn ?
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Re: Warning for Albert Heijn shoppers
Posted: 2006-08-26, 1:12 pm
El Burro
Posts: 180
Location: Madrid
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Withnail getting taken for a ride by a couple of floosies 4 times in a week is quite credible. But the man doing his weekly shop in such an upmarket store as AH....nah, vcan't be true!
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Re: Warning for Albert Heijn shoppers
Posted: 2006-08-26, 7:58 pm
dwj
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Location: Scotland
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I was more surprised to hear he'd bought a car!
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Re: Warning for Albert Heijn shoppers
Posted: 2006-08-26, 8:34 pm
UKcple
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I WILL be sending you my dry cleaning bill...cause i`ve just pissed my pants !!
nice one !
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