Elbow deep in the government trough...
You'll never get rich...But the benefits are great.
20 years in...9 to go...Retired by 55.

Blow on occasion. Brain scientist during the day. Would like to be a Kelly girl, but I'm not Irish (drat!).

I work in IT Support. Its a fucking sh1te job. My view on the human race goes down every day!

Can't wait to quit this job and one day live the dream in The Netherlands. Dutch/German border ideally!

I am a former Guru

10 key monster.

"De kinderen fietsen naar school, zij roken dikke sigaren en slaan de leraren. Ja, dat is Amsterdam!"

The Children's bikes near school, on the Roken (something something something). Yes, that is Amsterdam.

Please translate. I want to hear how wrong I am.

I miss you all.

Zack

"De kinderen fietsen naar school, zij roken dikke sigaren en slaan de leraren. Ja, dat is Amsterdam!"

The children go to school by bike, they smoke big sigars and hit the teachers, Yes , that's Amsterdam.

Lol!

me Im a software engineer ...

law and business student in university

Hi All,

I'm in Finance since without it I don't get no romance.

Regards

Londonbasketcase

Thanks Puma,

Now you are a translator too! I should have known "rokin" was smoking. Damn.

Zack

not quite :)

"roken" (spoken with a long 'o') is "to smoke"; "rook" (with the same long 'o') is "smoke"

the Rokin is a main street in Amsterdam. Originally it was part of the river Amstel, and was known then as Rak-in (a "rak" is an old Dutch word for a straight body of water). Hence, on one side you have the Damrak and on the other, the Rakin (now Rokin). Amsterdam of course takes its name from Amestelledamme, which later became Aemsterdam...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rokin

-paniked

ps: Puma has the translation of my sig correct; "dikke sigaren" is code for joints, and of course the thing about the teachers was wonderfully illustrated by the bit of rioting on Museumplein at the LAKS demonstrations in November ;) it's also a bit of an inside joke because it comes from one of my first Dutch language CDs.

I'm a former God.

Oh yeah, I create rap songs and I sell bags of drug........


O.

Freelance Gynecologist

AKA

F.B.I

Female Body Inspector

professional canabis tester. please send me yours so i can verify that its the real thing

Me? Damn near unemployable. Latest project is to try to get Payroll to pay me in Euro 50's to save time and hassle when spending it on our favorite hobby.

I remove the pits from maraschino cherries. My hands have been stained pink for 37 years. I hold the record for the N.W. chapter at 7071 in a 4 hour shift. Just try and beat it.

Peace,
Paraquat

I, too ...am a professional masterbator.

Been working at it pretty much every day for over 30 years, but still can't seem to get it quite right. Until I do, I'm required to keep trying (union rules).

I own a headshop in Canada