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Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-10, 9:24 pm

jgramos Moderator
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Hi everyone, after many many trips to Amsterdam and seeing so many varieties of ladies in De Wallen and Singe area's, I was wondering what everyones perfect window girl would be like?

When a newbie asks about the quality and looks of the girls, we all say there's something for everyone...but my thought is.... is there really enough of certain types of girls for all mongerers?

Peace
Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-10, 9:38 pm

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When describing the perfect regular type of lady (i.e. early twenties hottie), I'd describe her as a "high street honey", the sort seen in FHM and Zoo/Nuts type of magazines. That's the perfect type I look for.
Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-10, 10:09 pm

jgramos Moderator
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Cheers for the response Davey. That's pretty much what I look for too.

Sorry if this question may be too personal for some, but basically I've been having a drunken discussion with a few friends who've been to De Wallen and Singel, and they were saying what is the point of the "Black Mommas", "really old MILF's" and "TS's".
I was trying to say that they wouldn't be there if there wasn't any business for them and that them being there makes Amsterdam's RLD's what they are - a place where anyone can find any type of woman that they want.
So we started discussing what eachothers perfect window girl would look like, and most of ours were the same/similar. So then came the question of what is the point of the "Black Mommas", "really old MILF's" and "TS's" again? So I thought I'd see what the boards views would be.

Cheers

Peace
Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-10, 10:16 pm

Peter_North
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Its cheaper? Lol, not the answer your looking for, but I seem to remember the last two times ive been to the walletjes, the "black mommas" have always offered me bargain basement prices!

I think the real answer is what youve already said though, the RLD caters for everyone. Perhaps a lot of men dont like to go for the beautiful women, and would rather settle for older average looking girls because they are more "in their league" - just a thought
Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-10, 10:37 pm

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I see many different reason to go with other than the perfect girls
1) Some people are simlpe more attracted to bigger women or older women or TS or whatever other types of girls.
2) Most men feel more relaxed with girls who are not perfec. This subject has been studied many times and I have seen several publication that are always showing the same result. Problems for men to cum or to get erected are a lot more common when they spend their time with super beautiful perfect girls compared with when they are with other girls.
3) How many times can you fuck a perfect girl before she starts to bore you? Personally I am always looking for somebody who is special in some way, somebody who will give me the exitment of something new. I do like the perfect girls too but only now and then, not all the time.
Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-10, 11:34 pm

jgramos Moderator
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That's exactly what I was saying, heck, I visit all different types in the Dam, though I prefer certain types.
However, they were saying that if I was told that when I was in Amsterdam over the next year that I could only sleep with the same window girl, I would pick a stunner or girl next door. I don't disagree with what they're saying on that, but their view is that almost all blokes would choose either a stunner or a girl next door, but my view is that some people would pick the "Mammas", "TS's" or "MILF's" as their "1 for the year".

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Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-10, 11:41 pm

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I can't answer makeloves 3rd point yet ;-) LOL

For me, being a far from pretty guy...having fun with such stunning women that in real life would be "out of my league" is the biggest appeal :-) I can pick the girl that knocks my socks off the most and she won't turn me away :-)

But i agree that once you've been with plenty of stunners then it is nice to have some variety!! Though most of the Oudekirk ladies don't have any appeal to me!!!! Not only because they are just a bit too far off the scale for me but the thought of the rip-off factor with all the over the top window banging and stuff they do!!!!

I gotta say.....Angelina can't be too far short of the perfect woman!!!! Every inch of her from head to toe is absolutely gorgeous :-)
Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-10, 11:45 pm

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when I mentioned "out of league", I realise 99% of guys couldnt care less about it because they are having sex with a beautiful woman, but like someone pointed out, there are guys who get uneasy and are not relaxed with such beautiful women, therefore they may go to older / less attractive girls
Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-10, 11:58 pm

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Trust me....you get used to it ;-)

LOL!!
Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-11, 2:21 am

Busta Hymen
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I wouldn't be so quick to write-off any type of RLD "woman", as one man's garbage is another's treasure.

Amsterman's quote "I can pick the girl that knocks my socks off the most and she won't turn me away :-) " sums it up for me. In fact, I completely ignore the fact that there's money changing hands which makes the fantasy-reality even more unbelievable! I know that my heart races just thinking about the prospect of a RLD visit. IMO, it's righteous justice for all of the rejections that women gave me and torment that I put myself through during my adolescence.
Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-11, 3:45 pm

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I've heard some good responses here - makelove's #2 is spot on... I've been with a couple of super-cute girls and found myself, umm, almost intimidated on a certain level... Not from any adverse comments or behaviour in particular, but unless you're blessed with a degree of shall we say, attractiveness (something I cannot personally claim), then there can often be some little voice in the back of your head, thinking "Hang on, what's the like of me doing with the likes of her?" Then reality crashes back - you're paying them to have sex with you!

If you got a fantastic, believable performance every time from the super-hot cheerleader or pornstar types, then I suppose you could quite happily carry on like that for ever, but all I have to do is catch sight of me in the mirrors and that would near enough put me off my stroke!!! LOL

Then again, I have thought to myself (on a more positive, glass-half-full kinda thing) "Damn - is that really me fucking this hot chick - hell yeah!!!!"

In the real world relationship-stakes though, I know after too many years and bad experiences, my criteria have become more refined in some ways;

Any girl I'm with has to accept me for who I am, not who she wants me to be...

And more relaxed in others;

For example, looks become less important and personality (and patience - I'm getting older!) takes a higher priority...

The perfect girl though? The one that just clicks with you when you see her and makes the special connection - you never really know which one it will be or even when... some evenings I've done the rounds and no-one has ticked all the right boxes for me... some nights I haven't been looking or was just not in the mood (running out of cash in other words!), and walked past a window and BAMM! Our eyes meet across a grubby €50 note and the deal is sealed!

There's a lot to be said for experimenting with a bit of variety as well - sometimes these are the real diamonds in the rough! Less expensive too....

;)
Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-11, 4:24 pm

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The "perfect woman" for a year, is a different kettle of fish :)

If I could only visit one lady, it wouldn't be a "high street honey" or other supermodel / pornstar types.. it would be the same type of woman I'm attracted to at home i.e. regular looking (but pretty in some sort of way), five and a half feet tall, a bit of meat on her and a decent sized arse. Would also have to be a genuinely nice girl. That's my perfect woman at home, and would be my type for one year in the 'Dam, if I had no other option.

Right now, that woman would have to be Bonita by Sexyland, but I've yet to visit with her, so can't vouch for her attitude and humour etc. But she looks lovely to me though.
Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-11, 6:08 pm

Whoa Nellie
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I've always wanted one with a third breast in the back, for slow dancing...

More seriously, echo most of the answers here...in the Dam my perfect girl tends to be darker and/or more asian with a good attitude and good service. In the real world, it depends on so many unknown variables and the unknown variable which is female.

For those of you who know the former TV show Cheers, one of my favorite lines came from the Norm Peterson character (fat guy who sat at the end of the bar making self-deprecating remarks) when he said:

"Women...
Can't live with them...
Pass the beer nuts."
Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-11, 6:10 pm

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good thing is that in the Wallen you can chose your type , in real life they choose you .... LOL
Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-11, 6:14 pm

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I have read in this and other threads several times something like "Yes, I know the girls are there only for the money". Even though that is partly true I do not think that we should forget that a girl is still a girl even though she is working behind a window. What more or less all girls have in common is that they like to feel attractive, they like to hear that you like them and they like to hear that they are good in bed. Some of the girls never get enough of hearing and feeling how attractive they are and that is what they like about their work (yes, they also like the money).
One more reason why I also choose other girls than the dream girls is that some of the dream girls are very sure about themselves and care less about what you think about them and therefore they might not care so much about their performance. Some mature girl or more average girl might feel very good about you choosing her instead of a dream girl standing in her neighbour window and for that she will reward you in bed.
Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-11, 11:02 pm

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Good point. Although not every stunner is confident in their looks!! Some don't see themselves as attractive, especially if they've been in a bad relationship or something where they've felt used.
Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-12, 6:26 am

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I always thought the perfect woman was 4 feet tall with a flat head so you could rest your beer can on top of it while she gives you a blowjob.

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Re: Perfect woman?
Posted: 2008-08-12, 8:02 am

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Only if she also turns into a pizza when she's done.
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