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NYE - Fata Morgana & Weed Report
Posted: 2007-01-03, 3:50 am

humptyko
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Hi there,

Was in A'dam at 31st and 1st for the New Year Short Vacation with my wife...

Weed :

We have searched through internet long time about some strains, that might keep us uplifted high and wake... We found around 10 different strains. But at our first try among those 10 strains, we found exactly what we needed. To try the rest of the list seemed sooo needless after we had THE STELLA BLUE from ANYDAY... Decent small shop, they put the weed in front off you to the nylon bag (mg based measures). Cool guys both, the Jamaican and the White guy...
We smoked lots of Stella Blue in 2 days. Our head went up and up along our trip.
Lots of happines, laughing, concentration to anything, mental strength increases, you look more positive to things around you, your body is almost not hit by the weed. You feel very energetic, very comfy, and very funny... A real good tasted strain... Highly recommended for couples... Horny enough !!!


RLD :

It was not so crowded like my last trip in 2004, although the last trip was at November,2004. Many kameers were closed. Maybe a management issue... But othing special that attracted us. Tried some sex shops and bought nice erotic equipments.

Fata Morgana :

I am very tired since we have landed today at the afternoon... I will reply ASAP this thread with a very comprehensive NYE Swinger Club review of us...

Still under affect of the delicious Stella Blue (%80 Sativa %20 Indica) from Anyday Coffeeshop...

Take care ...
Re: NYE - Fata Morgana & Weed Report
Posted: 2007-01-03, 3:54 am

humptyko
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Oh before I send the Swinger Club review, I forgot something...

SENSI SEEDS COFFESHOP (they sell only seeds... not weed itself... but you can make and smoke your own joint)... Very nice place to smoke your own joints. Fair prices... Wonderfull service and customer friendly. Perfect Location. Cool customer profile...

Recommended higly just like the Stella Blue from Anyday...
Re: NYE - Fata Morgana & Weed Report
Posted: 2007-01-03, 2:18 pm

humptyko
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The Fata - Morgana... it is a wooowww place...

I saw many people in this forum asking about couple entertainment... Without any single pushy attitude, without any disturbances, without any concerns... You simply have to move your ass to Fata-Morgana... Ages of the people 22-55... Not many old people as told in the forum... There are many youngs too... We are aged as 30-32...

a taxi from Centraal Station costs 36 euro to the club... towards the end of your journey in the club you easily go to the reception desk and tell them when you want your return taxi. they call it... also again 36 Euros... as a result the transfers to and from club cost 70-75 Euros in total.

For the NYE there was a special party. I think it is the highest enterence fee along the year ... It was 135 Euros for a couple...(everything is included...cash only they do not accept credit cards). You can check their web site for the prices at normal days.

The total amount paid for the NYE Party was 210 Euros for me and wife. Isn't it a very good deal to express the NYE in such a wonderful atmosphere ?

At the way to the club, we actually were concerned enough since it was the first swinger club experience ever for us... On the other hand, you just begin feel relaxed even in front of the club entrance. It has a huge parking facility full of good cars, and that makes you have the very first positive opinions. You just think:''Yes there is quality people profile inside''...

At the entrance you will handed your lockers' key. Very friendly relaxing approaches at the reception desk... The woman asked gently wheather it was our first swinger club experience, and she told shortly about the clubs facilities.
We were in... Direct to the lockers room...put our bag to our locker...

The lockers room... Male & Female mixed. No seperate rooms. There are 3 mirrors and desks for make-up etc... Toilets, showers... And a door that leads you direct towards the first floors' playing rooms... The decoration of the corridors, playing rooms, the dimmed lighting condition made us turn on shortly...

Many clean towels at the corridor corners, paper towels, condoms in the rooms... Very clean, indeed... Almost each playing room has long and narrow windows at your eye high. You can watch people doing their scenes. And this was the best thing, walking in corridors and touching my wife while watching many scenes...

At the first floor there were 4-5 rooms maybe... They were small rooms that 2-3 couples could fit in. At the second floor, you see again playing rooms. One of them was good for maybe 6 couples size. And there was a dark room... At the enterence it says:''To enter the dark room is your own risk''. We just opened the door... It was full black... You even cannot see your eye front... Scary... Didn't go further...:) But we can imagine the scene... Fully mixed scenes should be there. Anyway. It was none of our wishes since we weren't into swinging, and swapping. We just enjoyed the exibitionism and voyeur...

And at the third floor there is a bigggg room maybe for 30 couples... Oh my to fuck my wife there was a real turn on thing. People sounded crazy ... All mmmm's ohhh's.... and a real solid sex is going on up there...

In addition to the playing rooms, at the enterence floor (1st floor), there is a snack bar room, next to it a drinks room... Self service... Comfortable tables to eat and drink and also socialize with other couples... Next to them you enter to the main bar and dance stage, sofas seats around. DJ is spinning. For the NYE there was a tight show of a Dutch Pornstar including audience participation... It was a wooowww thing... Through a door you are connected to a huge lounge with many sofas. Very chilly atmosphere. And from there to the whirlpool maybe good for 20 couples. Amazing scenes there. Next to the pool there is a sauna...

We actually did not try the dark room, pool, and the sauna because of hygiene concerns of ourselves. But to watch people in the pool was a huge turn on for us...

Highlights :

- At 00:00 dress code was on... But we were switched to lingerie before 10 minutes and entered 2007 in a playing room with a crazy noisy fucking session.

- The woman at the reception walked through all the club after 00:20 and congradulated the New Year individually... Very friendly approach...

- The blowjob scenes in the whirpool... Hmmmm delicious...

- A 4some scene at which couples were doggy and girls touched and kissed....

- Our mutually made masturbation at the corridor watching them...

- The sounds at the third floors' big room made us fuck like animals. We were moaning and screaming so loud, so that we found the people of the room quiting their games and watcing us for some minutes... It was the unforgettable moment for a first time experience.

As a result of the ride, we strongly recommend Fata-Morgana for couples seeking erotic fun. It is definately much much much better than seeking through the RLD's small dirty rooms, or sex shows...

We are waiting unpatiently for the next A'dam trip to throw us into Fata...

Thanks to Fata Morgana founders...
Re: NYE - Fata Morgana & Weed Report
Posted: 2007-01-03, 2:26 pm

paniked Power Kat
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thanks very much for the detailed report -- sounds like you had a very good time!

cheers,
-paniked

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