After reading all the excellent write-ups that everyone has contributed, I thought I'd chuck in a mini trip report on a few days in Amsterdam and primarily Den Haag just over Queen's Day. I am sorry that I don't have more to contribute but I hope that my ramblings will be of interest or help to some of you.
Despite having a good gander at all 3 RLDs during the course of the stay in Amsterdam (all seemed quiet Saturday afternoon/evening), I didn't manage to escape from the non-approving party I was with and I only really got to cut loose in Den Haag, so here are a few observations about that city. Going by what I’ve read about Den Haag, I would suggest my experiences on this occasion may not necessarily be representative as I was there over Queen's Night and Queen's Day and the city seemed overrun on the former and almost deserted in the evening of the latter.
On Queen's Night, along with what seemed like most of the city's population, I had been touring round the numerous free music stages with accompanying beer stalls that were set up in the city centre, drinking beer at each stage and various stalls at pubs along the way till I wasn't really in a state to do any business, and more to the point I was inevitably bursting to an eye-watering degree.
By this stage I had already determined to at least do a recce of Doubletstraat and hopefully relieve myself. I'm sorry to have to share this, but as I approached I realised it wasn't just the pissoir but the whole street that smelt like an open toilet, as numerous chaps in a similar predicament but who just couldn't wait their turn were simply pissing in a corner of the street. I trust it's not like this on a regular night.
To add to this there were a lot of young lads either boozed or spliffed up, mucking about and shouting in the street, and then another bunch of them came spilling out of one of the covered areas, so I found the general atmosphere didn't encourage a prolonged stay – probably just a bad day to visit as others have described a “village” like atmosphere which wasn’t the case on this occasion where so many people in some form of mostly jovial inebriation were out in the streets.
As to the ladies, the rooms seemed pretty busy and there were a couple of black girls and a few Latina MILFS but no one who seriously caught my eye. I am afraid I didn't linger and repaired to a handily placed boozer for a restorative Belgian ale or two.
On the Monday early evening I went to the Geleenstraat area. It is a remarkable contrast to De Wallen - it seems quite incongruously clean cut, sitting like a suburban shopping parade in a residential area where local bods were still wandering about in daft wigs and orange hats at the tail end of Queen's Day. A lot of windows were empty, including all of the covered area, so again it didn’t look like the best day to visit but did a couple of tours along with a bunch of other guys milling around pondering the relatively slim choice, but spotted only a few attractive ladies, one or two TS and the odd MILF, if those might be your bag. Not for me, unfortunately.
I'm afraid I wasn't very organised despite scouring this site and Hookers before my trip – I hadn't seriously anticipated the opportunity of some field action - and ended up taking a random punt on an attractive petite Hungarian called Sara, 26, at 23 Geleenstraat, K2 or 3 on the map I think. The eyes had it! On my return, checked Hookers.nl and she turns out to be rated only "goed" and my experience was broadly in line with what was written there.
Once she buzzed me in we retired to a room in the back – obviously there are numerous rooms for the girls to use. Her kamer was lined with various sexy accoutrements and a flat screen TV playing a movie with Erik Everhard banging the life out of some porn chick which probably gave a misleading idea of what’s on offer here. Easy tiger. She was good to her word with a fully nude S+F for €50 although she gently tries to get me to extend once inside the kamer. I found her to be generally personable and dedicated to her task, but pretty businesslike and spoke OK English, no better. She has thick nips on nice-sized enhanced tits, slender frame, lovely skin, light tan and sandy blonde hair. She was much shorter minus her very high heels, but she had quite a tasty little body, perhaps a little bit of a tummy which I personally like but I know some may find off putting.
Sara had me lie down where I could touch her quite well as she gave me a very decent CBJ. I must admit we had something of a communication breakdown about positions and things took something a downward turn but she took the matter firmly in hand (and mouth) to ensure a happy ending.
Overall, I was reasonably satisfied with the experience and at first impressions it seems the Geleenstraat area has more choice and is quite non-threatening – in fact it generally seemed quite safe walking late at night, even alone - but I would hope that on a more typical day there were more ladies from which to choose.
As a footnote, I'd just add that I went back to Doubletstraat later that night after much beer but all the girls were leaving, some being escorted by male chaperones, shall we say. So I thought I’d have another spin by Geleenstraat which turned out to be completely deserted - this wasn't what I'd call late, maybe going on for 1, so I don't know if that's typical or if it was just the holiday.
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