Edit: part 2 of my story is here:
Cock Sure's 4 Days Mongering In De Wallen, Amsterdam
Just got back from a 3 night trip to Amsterdam and The Netherlands. On this trip, I was determined to check out Club Yin Yang for the first time, as well as Alkmaar and Candy Club Gangbang. I was armed with much useful information and maps from this site and others, sadly I only managed one out of three.
First day, I felt a mouth ulcer coming on so, being the hypochondriac that I am, decided to hit the FKK-like club Yin Yang first.
Had a quick 1st joint in De Kuil coffeeshop before checking in to the hotel and making my way to the train station.
Train to Roermond and helped greatly by instructions found here. Something I forgot about was the price of the ticket - at around 35 euros much less than an English train but nevertheless still an up front cost not to be ignored.
The train journey being two hours is really boring, I recommend you take something to read. Also, do not sit in the last seat in the carriage or you will get cold legs from the open air vent!
Rolled up to Roermond and asked for Club Yin Yang, the taxidriver is asked to take people there often. I took a card but this was not necessary as the club can arrange transport back to the station on a few minutes notice.
It is on the edge of some woods and in a former hotel on a small hillside. I was greeted at the door and told the deal by a nice Dutch woman. I always want to fuck the unfuckables and she was no exception - sadly no pussy for sale.
50 Euros for entrance fee and I received my robe and threw my clothes into a locker. You get two wrist straps - one is like you get at festivals or rock concerts and stays secure on the wrist as proof of payment (even the girls wear one). The other is a band with your key on it - kept coming loose but overall no big deal.
I wandered out and had a quick shower. Being English, I can be a little apprehensive about getting naked in front of others and the walk up to the jacuzzi was a little strange. My biggest fear in the past has been "what if I get a hard on while naked in public"? Amazingly, this was not an issue at all and I enjoyed the good bubbles. By the way, the jacuzzi needs more heat, it was always lukewarm!
There were some chillout areas in the rest of the spa and another pool that never even got used, a masseause area too. Oh yes, and a sauna as well which I enjoyed several times but did not seem popular.
Through a couple of doors can be found the bar. All free drinks for soft drinks and beers, you pay only for spirits and maybe mixers. The bar is big, it has a stage and pole area as well as several comfy sofas. I had a wide beaming smile at this point :D this was very surreal!
I had a quick beer and I caught the eye of a nice short brunette girl. Most of the chicks were sitting in a side area minding their own business, they did not often seem to actively court business. By the way, this was about 4pm and I was a little disappointed that there were nowhere near the 50 girls rumoured to work here, more like 20.
Still, it was great to see a great selection of hotties walking around in bikinis with great bodies, pretty faces and my imagination of what their shaved pussy must look like.
I got a half lob on at this stage and wandered over to find out the score. I knew the prices from the receptionist (and you guys here) but I confirmed with the girl. 50 Euro for 30 mins and 75 Euro for one hour. I asked her if I could cum twice for 75 and she said yes. Carmen from Romania was her name. Nice brunette tanned hottie. Her stomach was amazing and toned - I just love this in a woman.
We went one of the rooms and I was amazed by the interior of the rooms. These are the best bedrooms I have ever had the joy to have a fuck in, each has their own shower and very, very clean.
Now to confirm, she now says that she doesn't do one hour. The other girls do, but not her. Seems strange not to go for the extra money, I even offered her 100 for the hour but she declined it. Anyway, a single cum for half an hour would do.
She has a really good personality and some nice foreplay. A really good BBBJ with good sucking technique. I needed to fuck her good so we got in missionary and I stroked into her shaven haven. It felt really good. We had not done any making out yet but I knew this was allowed at FKK so I kissed her and she stuck her tongue in my mouth. Annoyingly, we did the porn star out of the mouth tongueing when I prefer to do deep mouth exploration, nevertheless it was very good and to my brain and body, the simultaneous probing of dick in cunt and mouth to mouth gave me feelings of a GFE.
I knew I would be cumming quick as I had not cum in one whole week! Pretty soon I was gonna blow my load so I upped my pace and pumelled that pussy, then fired my load like the sperminator. She was mighty impressed how big a cumload I deposited and so was I. So one down and several more to go.
Went to the locker and paid the 50 Euro, I had a budget of a further 150 Euros, so maybe going for a couple of 75 Euro sessions later would be good mileage.
Carmen was real nice, even frenched goodbye in the locker room. A class act. Total marks 7.5/10
After a long soak in the tub and sauna, next was a blonde hottie (fake) I spotted in the bar. I approached her and dispensed with formalities. I decided to go for the 50 Euro option, thinking that I didn't need to go for the luxury of an hour, despite the great value.
She said her name was Sandra from Romania. I asked if there were several Bulgarians here and she said that there was only her and her sister. Her "sister", I thought? Can it really be? They look nothing like each other. I did not venture further in case of ruining the mood. As she got the key, her sister said hello - turns out they are non-identical twins! I felt pretty cool at being able to share pussies and compare and contrast fucking 2 different sisters!
Sandra has fake blonde hair and a little more fat than her sister. She was a bit more shy and I sense she has more "problems" than her sister, just a feeling I had. Anyway, she started with the suck, curiously a covered BJ rather than the BBBJ her sister could deliver. This was rather good and vigorous, in fact she was going furiously down on that cock. I felt myself approaching climax rather too soon which I found strange - I guess this is what happens if you don't jerk for a week. I could have stopped her but decided to blow my load there and then. A little disappointed but "c'est la vie".
She said she was sorry and I could have stopped her, I said it didn't matter, I would like to extend the session and come again. We agreed on another 50 Euros and she gave me a nice massage. It was a nice opportunity to chat to her. If on a desert island with these 2 twins, this "troubled" sister could be my wife, and the other my slut, hehe. Maybe I am just attracted to "troubled" girls, I dunno.
Anyway, a nice massage and a good suck had me rock hard in no time. I decided to move her ass around and lick near her pussy. She had no objections so I gave some tongue penetration and clit flicking with my tongue though with the not exactly great chemistry and all, I doubt she was in the mood for getting pleasure from such stimulation.
Then she mounted me in reverse cowgirl which was very nice. Much of the rest is a blur but the usual followed: the pumelling in doggy and nice missionary. She wasn't up for kissing though, I worked my way slowly towards her lips and she gave a kind of short, brief kiss. Ah well.
After that earlier premature ejaculation, I could now not cum! This is typical of my strange sexual performances. I was getting quite tired here so she offered to finish with handjob.
No condom of course, and she started to whack me off good. Personally, I find that women are not very good at this and in my state I still could not cum, despite her using some scented lube. Then she started to do porno style and spit on my cock. I really liked this and she could sense it and did it a few more times. Finally I burst all over her hand, despite being my 3rd cum of the day. She remarked "you're empty"!! Indeed I was!
One bizarre thing I noticed at some point was when she just blankly looked at her phone to read a text message, I forget when this was but it was mid-act of some sort. She was also glued to that thing for the rest of the day, when I saw her by the bar and in the seating area in the spa. I do feel quite sorry for her, she must have some problems, but nevertheless a nice shag. Total marks 6.5. By the way, she is going to get her tits enhanced from a B to a C soon. Her tits are already definitely not small, she says she is doing this for herself, she has no boyfriend. I thought this was great, I definitely approve of silicone tits so long as they are not bigger than Cs. I told her I will be back to check those out which made her laugh!
This time I decided to get some food, I went upstairs and noticed a very nice layout. I don't know if this is typical German style but there was salads, coleslaw, fresh burgers, chicken and kebabs to cook on a griddle yourself, some precooked ground beef, rice, chips etc. All good wholesome food in a kind of indoor BBQ. I ate plenty and decided to take a long soak and sauna to feel better after this good filling. There was a fantastic natural blonde hottie in the restaurant with no longer than shoulder length straight her and a superb ass on a mostly plain skin body. Does anyone know this girl? I wish I had fucked her. I think she was German.
At some point, I also met a chap from Belgium who had travelled 100 or so kilometres and was also a first timer at this club. Nice chap, we exchanged email addresses. I told him about the various forums and also about FKK. He had never heard of either of them. I told him that there were a ton of them near Dusseldorf and a few near here, and that they were supposedly even better than YY. He couldn't believe this, and I also told him about Partytreff folklore. I have never experienced either PT or FKK, but he was also as interested as I so I will be furnishing him with details shortly.
Now there was some chick who kept playfully tickling me while I was chilling on a couch. She looked a little crazy and her tanned damaged skin (an obvious smoker too) made her look 35 even though she was probably closer to 30. I really don't go for these girls, she reminded me of this girl with a whip in Amsterdam who hassles the punters.
Anyway, for some reason I started to like her and got a bit chatty with her. I know the importance of personality when it comes to a good shag so I thought, why not? I told her I had just essen/eaten and would be back in half hour. That would also be a test to see if the personality was fake or not. Anyway I chilled out for a bit and came back, agreed 50 Euro. I was already at my budget limit but I was prepared to spend up to 75 - I asked her how much for 2 cums, there was some confusion and in the end, agreed on "hundert euro". It was more than I wanted to but this being my first time here, I never knew when I might return so the budget went a little out of the window.
This chick is called Florentina, she's German but I believe part Spanish by descent. Really, she is hyper. I found myself laughing with her and using a lot of my high school German that I thought I had long forgotten. Its almost like she was trying to overcommunicate despite the language barrier. We understood a lot, but there was also a lot of crazy laughter which had me looking confused when her back was turned! Probably too much chatter and better to just fuck methinks!
Anyway, a nice uncovered suck. At this point, my helmet felt incredibly sensitive. I think it was a combination of her major sucking and my already 3 cums of the day that made my cock feel like it had just ejaculated and was sensitive to the touch. Incredibly, this was a good sensation that I enjoyed.
Then I pummelled her mostly in doggie, I forget what else, its all a blur, then a good ejaculation.
For some strange reason, she offers me a shower between cums. Sure, why not. We both shower and then we talk about massage. OK, I decide to show her my shoulder massage which many women love. And boy did she love it. In fact, too much! At one point I started to sweat profusely while giving her a massage and thinking: "wtf am I doing? I'm the customer here sweating out minerals and water and hundert Euros for this!". Well, she deserved a good massage I'm sure, and I didn't want to dampen the mood as I needed good spirits for a good fuck.
She did a nice blow and I pulled that ass close for a sixty nine session. Her pussy had a little odor to it, nothing bad, just a tinge, and I soon cleared that up. Despite going carefully on the clit, it must have been a little sensitive and she backed away a couple of times, I was undeterred however and kept on going!
I noticed that she had a clean, puckered and not smelling asshole. I was tempted to lick her anus, and I thought how Smelly Vagina would sure love this moment, but I decided against it.
Some fucking to follow though I was having trouble keeping hardness. She decided to work me up by hand and was determined, credit to her, and we fucked again. Eventually she tried to work it by hand again. I bent up and frenched her good, she knew that it would make me hard, plus liberal spitting on my dick which was appreciated. Sadly, I had to call it a day after some time but it was still a good session.
Had another shower after this in the room. By the way, with the first girl, I did not take up the offer of the shower because I did not know it was in the room. It seems strange actually, to waste time in the room for the girl with the shower when I am perfectly happy to use the communal showers.
Well a decent session with frankly a hyper woman, although the personality signs were originally good, I didn't really feel any great chemistry. Overall, a 5 is my rating.
After this, I was short on time and knew I should be out of there by 8 or 9 in order to have a good time in Amsterdam. I was quite disappointed by the low number of ladies on show at around 4pm but by now (8pm) there were about double the amount of girls and many more hotties. Perhaps someone can enlighten me to the black haired straight hair, past shoulder length Catherina Zeta Jones similar in looks style slim vixen? It would have been great to have fucked her and the blonde I saw earlier as well. In retrospect, I wish I had gone later, next time I will probably book a nearby hotel as it seems that the best pussy turns up towards the end of the night. And next time, I will probably stick to 50 Euro sessions and make sure to have wanked daily before going, as well as had at least one wank on the day before turning up.
Still, for a first club experience, I was pleasantly surprised, despite my preparation. Walking around sometimes naked, noticing that the range of birds is totally different to what is available in Amsterdam, the client-mongerer relationship (in Amsterdam it seems you have no rights, here it seems that girls feel obliged to keep you happy) and just generally how relaxed the whole place felt. Sadly though, I saw no public sex which I thought was a shame. Also, I noticed how you had to approach most of the girls yourself whereas I gather that the FKK women are much more agressive, maybe friendly?
I also wanted to bang the 2 barmaids and the girl on the main counter, shame that they do not sell their pussies as well!
But overall I was very impressed. I would love to next time start in Dortmund and do an FKK tour, finishing with Club YY and Amsterdam. I just fear that I would be left seriously out of pocket by the end of it!
Please leave your comments and questions, I would love to hear.
Amsterdam report to follow.......
Edit: part 2 of my story is here:
Cock Sure's 4 Days Mongering In De Wallen, Amsterdam
