Ying Yang report: confessions of an FKK virgin

1 of your members was kind enough to recommend that I visit an fkk/sauna club a few months ago. Let me first say the facilities at YY are superb, the staff friendly, the food reasonable (with a high protein content), and the atmosphere relaxing and pleasant. But that’s not why we go there is it! One the first day I arrived about 7.30 and left at around 11.00.

O.k the women on the 2 consecutive days I went there were about 25 girls: some absolute stunners, some milfs, some do-ables, and some lets just say they didn’t do anything for me. There were a high proportion of EE girls, but also a lot of Germans and a couple of black girls. I had assumed that the set up would be similar to that of the rld. But it isn’t. Some girls would come up to you and ask if you wanted to have sex or go to a room. The kino area was a good place to find girls as they would lie beside you. But there were other girls who would sit around in groups talking to one another seemingly for hours. There were several I really fancied and tried to make eye contact with only to be rebuffed. Some of the stunners had bookings or regular customers or just went for the good looking, younger guys. There were 2 girls I found absolutely stunning and I was to have both but I think this was beginners luck. I ought also add it is a distinct advantage to have German – I have reasonable German though it’s a bit rusty as it was learnt over 30 years ago.

Day 1
I had made the decision I wanted to go for a stunner. But I had to wait. About 9 I noticed one of these girls at the shower area. There’s a separate area with a douche for the girls. I went up to her and asked whether she was available in German. Yes, she said and then the next moment we went to get a key. My heart was beating. This girl was 1 of the most beautiful girls I had ever seen in my life. She was blond, tall, beautiful breasts (I would say D cup). She had beautiful long legs with a skimpy cravat around her waist fully exposing her gorgeous arse. She was by far the most beautiful girl there. Her name was Geraldine and she said she was 20 though she looked slightly older. She told me she was half-German and half-Italian. She asked me to take a shower. When I came out she was lying on the bed completely naked. She asked me what I wanted. “Alles”, I said “yes”. “Halbe stunde”, Yes I said. I asked her whether I could kiss her. She said her body but not lips and I kissed her gorgeous breasts. She then went down on me and sucked my cock without a condom- this was the first BBBJ that I had had and was it fantastic – a completely different sensation from having a condom on. This was fantastic – the sensations amazing. After a few minutes, she asked what position I wanted. The only position as far as I was concerned to fuck a girl with an ass like that was doggie. And was it fantastic stoking her beautiful firm and silky legs and thighs as I shafted her. I must have gone on for about 10 minutes before I shot my load – she didn’t get impatient as some girls do with me. I told her it was fantastic and that she had a “schones arsch”. The cost was 50 – it’s an experience I’ll never forget for the rest of my life.

I then had something to eat. Having been emboldened by my initial luck I then tried to hitch up with her friend a brunette but it was not to be that night anyway. Eventually I met a Milf type called Angela. A very nice lady, about 30 I would say. Excellent performer she allowed kissing. Her speciality was cim and I finished with that- again a first for me. This cost me 75. As I left the woman at the reception asked me whether I had “viel Spass” – oh yes. She arranged a taxi for me –it was 10 euros back to the station and then I caught the train to Maastricht where I was staying.

Day 2

I got to YY just before 4 so paid 40 euros as opposed to 50. I knew the girl I wanted to go with – Geraldine’s friend – the beautiful brunette. Her breasts weren’t as good as those of Geraldine’s but I really craved her like a 20 year old with a crush or a silly middle aged git depending on your viewpoint. I really tried hard to hitch up with this girl humiliating myself in the process. On the first occasion she was seeing a pre-booked client and when I tried to talk to her turned away. On the second I found her by the cigarette machine (these girls smoke like chimneys) and got to saying “Entschuldigung Sie”, only to get a “Ich habe keine Zeit” as she walked upstairs – there’s an area upstairs where the girls do their make-up. Eventually I went down to the kino area and a lovely girl lay beside me. Some of the girls try and arouse the guys there. I even saw sex taking place down there. She just lay beside me and talked. She was lovely. She asked me whether I wanted to go to a room – you bet. She gave me the option of going to a room or to one of the rooms which abut from the kino area. I opted for the latter. She was a lovely girl both in looks, personality and attitude. And I can’t remember her name. She was Hungarian, 26 and had 2 dogs: a fox terrier and a jack Russell. We spoke in German but the names for these dogs must be the same as in English. She suggested (with 2 shots) an hour which I was up for but I knew I couldn’t make 2 shots at my age. I wish I could. We began with a massage, then a blow job (she seemed to think my dick was like licking a lolly pop), then she went in cow girl (which was excellent) ending in doggie. It was a lovely session and we ended up talking. She couldn’t belief I was 50 and thought I was 30 – I do look quite young for my age.

After that I felt v. satisfied. I sat in 1 of the whirpools for a while. There were a couple in the whirlpool next to me who seemed to be very much into one another – as if they were lovers. May be they were? I wondered whether some of these EE girls were looking for potential husbands. When she got out of the whirpool was it a beautiful sight. By this time it was getting late – about 9.30 – this is good time to catch the stunners as the place tends to thin out with polar bears leaving. I sat in a seat in the bar and the couple that I had seen in the whirlpool sat next to me. The girl who was next to me could see every time the brunette walked past, my eyes would come out of their sockets, and I would turn and look at her gorgeous arse. She turned to me and asked whether I would like to go with this girl. I said: very much. She then called out to her: Estelle he wants to go with you. I got up and this Estelle girl asks what do you want and I asked her whether she was free. Yes, she said and then I found myself going to the reception with her to get a key only to be frustrated yet again as there was no key as all the rooms were occupied. It was v. busy that night unlike the previous night. She then asked me whether I wanted to go to the sauna area – there’s a private area there. I was so excited. She stripped of and God was she beautiful. Her body drove my crazy. The condom went on. What position? Doggie I really wanted to fuck this girl hard which I preceded to do so. I must have gone on for ages. My dick was as hard as a rock and I was pounding her but I couldn’t come. I then went into mish – she didn’t like me looking into her eyes. She had a sparkly thing on her face and now seemed a little vulnerable but boy was she beautiful. I changed back to doggie and was banging away and still couldn’t come. I attribute this to the Viagra that I had taken – I had taken two and half tablets in about 26 hours. What this stuff does to you is give you a hard on getting the blood to your penis but it tends to desensitise it making it more difficult to come. I cursed myself for overdosing. Eventually I asked to finish me off her a hand job. She stood above me as I stroked her beautiful pearl white thighs and looked up at her awesome body and gorgeous arse. Eventually I came and the session was amazing. I would have liked to come in her but it was no fault of the girl. To fuck a girl of that awesome beauty was a mind boggling experience that I will never forget. You would never get the opportunity to fuck girls of Geraldine or Estelle’s class in the rld. To have fucked those 2 girls was the nearest I’ll get to nirvana on this earth. But I’m convinced that had not that girl intervened I would not have got the opportunity to fuck Estelle. There has been a heated debate in the main forum about the merits of rld v.fkks and what I found frustrating from my fkk experience is that not all the girls are available or not to me anyway. But thanks Mr.Magoo! Without your advice I wouldn’t have experience nirvana albeit briefly.

I agree there's something strange about the Yin Yang : the only stunners of the club are always busy with the slot machines. And when you try to get in touch with them, they turn you off.

Thanks for the report!

'There has been a heated debate in the main forum about the merits of rld v.fkks and what I found frustrating from my fkk experience is that not all the girls are available or not to me anyway'

Well, I've only seen this happen in YY, the only time I visited the place - last february I think. I tried to approach the only girl I truly wanted to have a session with (Karina from Hungary), but since she spoke no English a friend of hers helped us a bit negotiate.... It turned out BBBJ and kissing were NOT on the menu. Eventually in the room, after DATY, I managed to enjoy some really light kissing, but it felt sooo weird!
Apparently, the girl spent the rest of the day talking to some colleagues, ignoring all the males......
PHG and GT? different story, definitely! I never had any troubles trying to book, say, Loredana/Shakira or Sandra, and the service was very good.....

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Farid said: " the only stunners of the club are always busy with the slot machines. And when you try to get in touch with them, they turn you off."

I've enjoyed my (few) visits to YY by "going with the flow", meaning connecting with the girls who make it clear they're interested. Had great times with Czech Jessie, Romanian Carmen and German Summer.

Only once was I disappointed, and that was when I tried approaching one girl who turned me on visually, but who hadn't spoken to me or approached me already. Though she looked great - and I think some others here like her (Polish Claudia) - we didn't connect at all in the room.

Seems like setting your sights on a girl before sussing her out in conversation is more likely to lead to disappointment.

Not that I'm one to give advice, I'm very much a novice in this game.

"Well, I've only seen this happen in YY, the only time I visited the place - last february I think."

My impression is that Ying Yang has a strong local client base. I've just come back from Club Artemis in Berlin. I had a fantastic time and none of the problems I had hitching up with girls at YY. I went with the girls I had decided I wanted to go with the constraint that I could only do it twice a night. This favving around behaviour really put me off YY!