Hi Lads and Ladettes, I came across this site called kinky.nl, it has loads of escorts, has anybody used kinky.nl before and what is your views.

I am currently liaising with this chick, her pics look good but it works out a little steep considering you can get four window ladies for her price for two hours, the count down begins as I will be there by 30th May.

Cheers

Well like most sites some girls photo shop/airbrush their pictures or old pictures.

I have to say I'm over same week as you and I've put two girls numbers in my phone so I'm not too sure if they will come to my hotel as I've check a few reviews and they travel to their own private house but will use for back up

I agree 100% , initially I think windows and coffee shops, if it doesnt work out then I will keep a few numbers as a back plan, do you know of any prives near HS Station?

I've used Kinky a fair bit for a couple of girls and few TS's (Ladyboy's) and found it to be quite accurate and satisfactory. It does involve a certain amount of luck but while you can see the goods beforehand in a window, I find the Kamers generally quite unsatisfactory as the girls are usually unable to wash and they're trying to turn you out as fast as they can. I call them FEBOS!

The girls and TS's on Kinky are often airbrushed and the pictures carefully selected but it's really no worse than Facebook. Just expect them to be fatter and in the case of the TS's, more blokeish than they look in the picture. Also invest more for them you tightwads! A 70 euro trick probably gets you a smack-using Brazilian bloke in a frock in some crummy bedsit near the ring road.

Go double that and you can live really well, get a thorough and uncompromising shag and actually enjoy the 'lady's' company. Remember a lot of these girls fuck for money dressed as a lady because they really really love it and want to be just that - a lady. I find with trannys - the good ones anyway - there is generally far less economic necessity in it - they want to be admired as a woman, they want a good time with lots of people and that's how they fund the hormones and the surgery to be who they want to become.

Do's and dont's are:

Do be really polite on the phone and make sure you have planned the route to the address when given or ask for time to look it up and call back. If you say yes and find it's in Osdorp or somewhere, you can be an hour on the tram. So give notice - book some hours ahead. If you are nice it makes them feel more in control and then in the heat of the moment you can squeeze all sorts of goodies in as part of the deal. Expect to pay more - as I say the absolute minimum is 70, max up to 200 or possbly more with tips.

Don't be late if you go for a private appointment, it pisses them off royally. I sometimes ask if I can take a take a bottle of wine and I've ended up having a kind of date, with a smoke and a whole series of repeat performances all within the 100-150 price range. Tipping works wonders if you plan a repeat visit.

My particular interests have always been the TS girls, which as a non gay, has led to some distressing mistakes. I have already written elsewhere on here about Ingrit and Anna - both of whom are excellent: kind, funny, clean, good company and spectacular in bed. This all depends on whether you can take a big, hard cock though.

I had one TS from Kinky two weeks ago who was just unbelievable - exactly as advertised - she comes from Switzerland and visits because she has family here so she's taken her ad down for now as she's gone home but she was a total babe and completely lovely to be with. She will be back so you can work out who it is and look out for her. I picked her because she was the best looking/most convincing of the bunch.

I called her and agreed a time then went to the famous Warmstraat (sp?) near the RLD. She was a bit late and was borrowing a flat above a restaurant there. I hate going into walk ups where civilians are around and the girl working the restaurant door looked at me with total disdain as I tried to pretend I was on some sort of 'business'. Even dressed in my suit after work I felt a right knob. Punter's pride I suppose.

When I arrived a fellow occupant was in the room doing the 'I'm just leaving thing' but you know they are checking out the 'John' for her safety. She offered me a beer and was wearing a skin tight black mini dress. Coffee coloured skin, black hair cut in an expensive bob, big, beautiful brown tits, lovely figure and an incredibly pretty face with a gorgeous smile. It would probably not amuse Lewis Hamilton if I said she looked like the one off the Pussycat doll's bigger sister - but she really did! She wasn't too tall either, so six inch heels looked great on her.

She asked me where I was from, grabbed my cock, was very welcoming, took the 150 we agreed, grabbed my cock again which was by now over the nerves and already aching, then she told me to undress. We kissed deeply and I got on my knees to make the proverbial 'luncheon of her tuncheon'. It was all going spledidly until I brought my talents to bear and suddenly I was staring at a fucking great monster. I don't know where she found it in her knickers but this was 10-12 inches long and a yard round (no, I jest but I was viewing in close up) but by the time she had me on the bed and was fucking my mouth, I just couldn't cope. It was like having a chocolate submarine berth in my throat. I was gagging and weeping but still she pounded away. As a non-gay I don't get the practice, so this is a bit of a struggle for me but when the chick has a dick it's a necessity - and to be fair it's much better if the dick is attached to someone who really looks like a chick not a builder or boxer with a greasy wig on.

In a masochistic way there was something in it for me too but mostly I was being a good boy in preparation for the opportunity to fuck her. Ironically, first or second time in my whole life, when she presented her arse to me, I couldn't raise it. I've no idea why - it was most unusual. I think I was slightly out of my league to tell the truth - she was a class act and while I love my twig and berries as much as anyone, I felt somewhat diminished by her sheer enormity. But it certainly wasn't a cause for concern.

She was keen to fuck me and mercifully gave me poppers to prepare for the worst. I jumped onto all my fours and clung to the bed. I opened sesame and thought 'Cry England for Harry and St George!'. She stepped up wielding what know looked like a black Louisville Slugger with a softball-sized head on it and I looked behind grimly. I tried to relax but at the end of the day, it does matter if you are sexual Olympian, an articulated container lorry will not be parked in a regular garage and even with copious lube I was crying my eyes out and begging her to stop.

This seemed to amuse her. I was trying my best to enjoy it but I could barely breath. This was probaly because my lungs were already pressing against the roof of my mouth. She fucked me diligently however and somewhat relentlessly until I really, really begged and by that time, as a result of simple engineering, the rusty starfish was open for business on the back stairs, so she graciously encouraged me to sit on top.

As I hadn't sucked her for a while she was softer now and she made me lean back and ride her. It felt fucking fantastic. I was looking into her eyes and she was smiling at me as she gently coaxed herself inside me. Then she made me ride her sweetly and slowly - it was almost affectionate - while I wanked off over her tits. It was soft enough now to go all the way up the choccy whizzway and I had obviously chilled out somewhat by then (either that or the poppers had got my marbles) but the feeling of being fucked deeply by this absolute centerfold and her telling me I was a properly dirty boy resulted in a finale of which I am not the least bit ashamed. I slowly jizzed a puddle of cream on her beautiful tits and then as she gently fucked on I just kept coming and coming and coming as she stimulated my prostate with the now more-pliant trouser monster.

The effect was so mesmeric that two days later I was still feeling weak and woozy. Like a good wine there's a return on investment - a 150 quid punt, if you choose the right partner on the right day - and try a bit of something you wouldn't normally dare to do - can be much better value than 20 minute FEBOS with a Ukranian teenager secreting her Pimp's bruises with foundation. Think on it Mice - think on it. You have to be nice to these people to get your wishes - mark the Captain's words.

Nice report, did you try any of the women. I called a Prive called Explicit4u on the site but it when to voicemail. I will try again as they are based in Den Haag & Rotterdam, I hope it will be all its cracked up to be.

Cheers bud

yes I've had a good run with the women - at least a dozen over the last two years and while you pay more, there's fun to be had. I prefer Prive to Kamers definitely.

Which prive would you recommend, I'm happy to try it out compared to an escort coming to my hotel as its could be more of a gamble.

Well by prive i actually meant calling and visiting the escort privately. i saw a fantastic post here yesterday which reviewed all the sex clubs and brothels as they currently are and even included pictures. that might be a better reference point than me advising you as I haven't visited one of those yet. I've been to quite a few so-called 'putti' clubs in Spain and love that experience - it's so relaxed. You have a couple of drinks at the bar (overpriced) and then various creatures ask you to buy them a drink (overpriced babysham) and then you have a parley before you choose who to fuck - it's quite fun, especially if you're pissed and not bad on your own. I hope it's the same experience in Amsterdam but I'm just a bit wary without some inside scoop. Maybe I'll go when I've had a few drinks one day - Dutch courage (lol). Let us all know
if you give it a go.

Oh definately, I will do research up to the last minute. I do recall there being a club in Den Haag where you pay at the door and fuck once your in but I can't remember where it is but I will try to find it on this site as it has the most info but I will do a general search on Google . Once I know I will definately let you know my experience.

Cheers bud

Hi Captain, I found one of the prives in Den Hague, it was on Wallenstraat, please excuse the spelling bu as a landmark its before you get to the Watho Hotel on the other side of the street.

It has white curtains with a small sign saying open with a wooden door. I rang the bell the first time at about 12 noon but the lady said to come back a bit later. I only gather that they must start at 2pm as she seemed to indicate.

After a quick walk around Doublenstraat and some food, I headed back and hey it was open. The security guy said I dont have to ring the bell, I asked if I have to pay at the door and he said nah feel free to come in and have a look. It is £5 Euro for 20 mins which is cheaper than Gleenenstraat but the 6 women I saw sitting down was not all that hot so I told him I may pop back as not to insult the women.

Oh well back to Doublenstraat, I spent 50 Euro and got all the delights of two women. Speak soon

Regards Xcess

any referals in Amsterdam for a prives house?

Thanks

Captain Elegant, what a well written summery of your luck with a private escort; I didnt read it when originally posted so if it hadnt been for the additional posts I would have missed it. I have been looking at the TS's in an around bloedstraat, and hoping that I may talk mr Bear into sessioning with one, or seeing if one will session with a female (I doubt I would but never know). I dont hink I will start him by reading your report though - I think the chocolate truncheon may frighten him off, lol, but entregues me more, lol.

Any good private female escorts you can suggest / recomend would also be welcome.

Mrs Bear

Mistress Irene of Amsterdam (now Mistress Yvonne of The Hague) is now advertising via this website:
http://www.kinky.nl/sex-afspraken/sm%20 ... fault.aspx

Curious myself to try a couple from the site. My wish list at the moment:

(1) Conchita (79637). Love the abundance of photos. Clearly into her work and raunchy but pricy.

(2) Cecilia Saint (106615). Something about her figure and smile is very attractive. Not sure how raunchy, but hoping for nice gfe type experience. Probably first on my to do list here.

(3) Barbara (106038). Something in between the two above. Love that a levels are on offer. Think she was part of an agency near amersfort before going independent.

(4) Monica (76989). Unsure about service but a very pretty face. Perhaps a bit remote location though.

Seems to revolve around blonde MILFs offering extras. Must be a phase...

Will update as I start ticking off the list. (If you beat me to it, please share!!).

John...I couldn't recommend Conchita highly enough. As you say a bit on the pricey side but take it from me she's well worth it.

Captain Elegant, have you tried this Kelly person (kinky nl id 512457)?

http://www.kinky.nl/sex-afspraken/trans ... fault.aspx

TS not generally my thing, but after a pretty good time with a Thai ladyboy (who was the most attractive "lady" by far during my 1 night visit to the four floors in Singapore earlier this year), I can start to see the appeal. Probably more of an occasional thing for me but when the right opportunity strikes... ;-)

great thread guys. Very enjoyable read.
Having visited many a prostitutes and clubs throughout Nederland for girls and TV's I'm about to venture into the TV escort world in Amsterdam. Hopefully I can avoid miss huge dick. Although the description of her does turn me on. Any contact information on the Swiss TV would be appreciated?

Conchita, Barbara, Monica certainly look beautiful women with style and lovely figures. However, I'm very keen on a 'rubensvrouw' (rounded) and between the age of 30 - 50.

Back to my TV. I'm planning on a n hour with Jenny Add.nr.: 513001. I've already been in contact and I'm hoping for a reply on having a woman alongside. I plan on cross dressing and enjoying he fantasy to its full. Failing getting a single woman, I'd enjoy a couple. Any recommendations?

Iv'e planned my night in the hope that I'll still be alive after this event to visit Cafe Lellebel. a 50 meter walk from my hotel. Again I'm in the hope of picking up a couple or a TV crossdressing curious woman. Bring them back to my room for fun.

Twice received anal sex before. once in a club in Leiden with 4 women and the other guy. The other time with Soraya from Katwijk and Vanessa (?) from Amsterdam fucking me weth a strap on in Tropical Heat in Leiden. Both nights were the finest sex ever but costly.

any tips would be appreciated. So far I'll insist on poppers and rub vaseline on my asshole for two weeks in advance.
The date for this big night is 26th October 2013