Ok. Thought I'd post something different. Will add more as I think of them. I've travelled to a lot of rlds nd had a fair few women also. It's not always been plain sailing though lol. Here's one example for now . I couldn't make my mind up one day in an rld. One lady looked beautiful from outside the glass. However, upon entering her kamer things took a drastic turn. My teeth ain't perfect but she was missing a few and they weren't in the best shape. I only noticed during oral. Cbj. I asked for doggy. Bad idea. The smell was horrendous. She'd just had a shit. I made my excuses and left . She looked puzzled. Clean your arse woman ffs. Not a pleasant experience I can tell you !

I remember another now also. Beautiful woman. Tanned and about 50 or late 30s. Had already been with 2 women so opted for a cbj. Bad idea. I had to finish with a handjob. When she was giving me oral it was like putting my cock in a nail sandwich !!!! She must of had some sharp edges to her teeth. Was not pleasant for sure. I finished the handjob myself as quick as possible.

I'll add more as I remember.

Whilst in Amsterdam on the singel in asked passed a man with dreadlocks but white or asian. He asked me something. I put my hand up and kept walking as if to say not interested. He was smoking a spliff and went crazy telling me I didn't know who he was and don't you disrespect me muda fuka this and that. He was asking for money. I wasn't scared but if he has nothing to live for I guess I should be. He was outside a hostel of some sort. He was shouting and all aggressive telling me and everyone in earshot that he was basically a gangster and had a knife. What a tossa.

I fancied the one woman in an unammed rld. She opened her door. I approached. She was lovely looking but I knew I'd seen her go in to the toilet earlier. The waft of shit put me off.

One in a German rld was all nice and smiles at the door. Once inside it was a different story. I went to fondle her arse. She said . Lie down. Unenthusiastically. Very mechanical. No acting from her. Cold as ice. But the fuk was great. Just my type looks wise.

Maybe I should of posted this in other cities Europe???

Once in a swingers club in a German city I realised I had made a mistake. There were no women there. Or maybe I went thinking it was for trannies. Non of them neither. It was all men. I looked in to one room a day a big fat man was sitting there in his yfronts lol.

Just to add. I left as soon as I realised what was going on. Lol.

LOL i had a good laugh at your expense here splodge, thanks for sharing :D

Ha ha. There's a lot more to come. Just trying to remember it all. Don't want to name rlds or the girls or trans involved. One trans I went to see reminds me of another story. I like shemales and trans but not transsexuals. And they have to look good too. Anyway. I went to see one in an rld. Had seen one the day before. And thought I was on a role. Living out those fantasies. When on the bed and I reached down. It felt like a wet slug !!!! I love fanny but not if it's man made. Gave me a proper shock and fright. Didn't go near it again and just had a hand job.

Another time I'd just arrived and left my suitcase at the hotel reception. Immideiately went to the rld. Saw a stunning south American shemale. Big ass. Everything. The real deal. I think she thought I didn't know she was a shemale as she kept her thong on at all times. I don't do anal often . Not really for me but I really wanted to fuk this shemale so I did. The Hong was parted and still didn't come off !!!! For a shemale love4 that's the whole point. Or one of them. Anyway. Shot my load but when I withdrew I got the shock of my life. The condom had split!!!!! Spunk flew around the room. She took it off. I went in to panic mode.

At the time I was a very young man so you can imagine my panic. She said , don't worry. I'm clean. I get tested regularly. This sounds crazy but I went through three contents of the bin to find my condom. Luckily I found it. She was disgusted. I was very , very upset and worried. I kept the condom and I have no idea how many times I ran water through it to check the size of the hole. The worry was so bad I bought an early flight home. It cost me all my holiday money but I had to do it. This gave me about 3 months of worry but luckily all was fine. Haven't done anal since lol.

Once in London many years ago and once in Germany I think I've had women ask for extra to take their bra off. Wtf man ? Lucky I'm an ass man. Lol. Talk about killing the mood ! These were both younger foreign women.

Another time I was in Frankfurt. Checking out those video booths. Once outside a man approached me. He motioned for a bj. I refused. He got angry when I said good luck in German lol. Asshole.

In another rld I saw a woman I really liked. But needed the toilet before the action started. Came back. She was busy. I'd travelled a long way to see this rld so decided to hang around. Came back after looking around a bit and she was there. But I needed to clear the pipes first so to speak. Headed back in to town. Came back and she was gone or busy ! Again ! Decided on another lady. Was a good fuk but never got to have the other lady. On my way out of the rld I noticed a shop with a toilet !!!!

Not a RLD but an incall to a TS in Barcelona, my first and so far only TS experience, check d her website looked very hot and convincing had a few beers to steady my nerve, got to the apartment felt discreet safe so far so good, anyway the door opens and she is wheel chair bound! I would have felt awful if I had of walked away there and then so opted for the minimum time and pretty much had an attempt at CBJ and left!

In a certain Deutsche rld I had a bbj. Big mistake. Well. A temporary one thankfully! I got home and a few days later it felt like I was pissing broken glass. As well as this is had something in my eye. For three days on my week off I had to deal with these issues. Luckily it passed and I caught nothing. My advice ??? Rubber up ! I have done since. Not worth it. Well. Tell a lie. I've had blowies from trans. About 5 in total. Working women about 3 I guess but with all of them I've backed off , or asked for protection. Except one. Women u meet on the net . Or in real life. That's a different story of course. But if I feel there's a risk. I don't bother. Although the best blow job I ever got was at a London trans club and she still goes !

First story:

I was in the RLD in Antwerp. There was this tall, blonde milf with big fake tits and nice toned legs. She was wearing a bikini top with a very short skirt (important to the story).

I go in and ask her my standard questions - how much for sex with golden shower and pussy/ass licking. Her price was 50eur. I'm thinking 'great! I love Antwerp!'.

I go in, curtains close, and she takes off her skirt to reveal a big dick and balls hanging out of her tight panties.

I'm in there for not even 10 seconds and explain to her that I'm not looking for a trannsexual and would like my money back. She refuses. I explain the fact that she is wearing a short skirt, and standing in a window with red lights is very misleading, and this is trickery, not to mention I'm haven't even been in there for longer than 30 seconds now. Still refuses. Call her out for scamming me, say fuck you, and left.


Second story:

This happened a few weeks ago in AMS. I'm slightly buzzed at 1am and looking for a hot milf in the Singel. There is a woman with a mask on, body doesn't look too bad. I think it was the mask that did it for me. Ask my usual questions. Price is 100eur. When I go in, I start to put it all together that I think this is a post-op trans woman. Voice is unusually deep and she won't take off her mask, also her pussy just looked..off.

At this point I don't want to be rude, so I just ride it out, and explain I'm not in the mood anymore and prefer to just talk. We have a nice conversation, and eventually she pulls out a dildo and starts dildoing herself and gives me a little show. I still didn't want to fuck her because I was just turned off by it all.

All in all, my experiences haven't been so bad (knock on wood).

First story. A hahaha haha. Sorry you lost your money of course but funny story apart from that. This is why I like she males. Sometimes it's hard to tell. No pun intended.

Second story . Lol. Great story. My luck has mostly been good too. Touch wood also that it continues.

Here's another story. I went to see a shemale in London a long, long time ago. Wish I was still the same age. Anyway. I thought she would have a dick. Unfortunately when the knickers came off it had disappeared. But u know what. She was stunning and sexier than most ladies. I couldn't resist. She rode me on top but I wasn't allowed to fuk her doggy ffs. Cost a lot too back then. She had dildos and bondage gear on the wall. Not for me. Afterwards told myself I'd not do that again but she was stunning. Has to be said. It was an experience but post op are not my thing.

oh man, this sounds very awkward. i mean, good on her if she wants to offer those services, but perhaps she could have been a bit clearer to her current capacity?

i'm probably slightly biased as i have experimented in the past, but i'd like to think if she was *that* convincing, until the cock and balls came out at least (LOL), i would have just shrugged and gone with the flow ;)

there are some scary mammas behind those blue lights!

Lol. I agree. The cock and balls are fine by me but it needs to look like a woman lol. The third sex. More of a fetish really. Not interested in giving or receiving anal . Prefer pussy. But I do like a nice shemale or trans. I agree though. Some are frightening. Couldn't do it.

LOL. Splodge, you've had more bad experiences than I have had experiences!

I didn't see your story stix. That must of been a shock. And I feel for anyone in a wheelchair. But you got to give it to a lot of those people. They're strong minded human beings. And good on them for living their lives as best as they can.

Lol IQ. I wish I could include more descritiptions of the rld and the ladies involved but that wouldn't be right. Have to be respectful. Not sure if I've wrote this one yet, but here goes. For many a year I was pretty much obsessed with this blonde milf. Definitely not too much detail here. But I decided to go in. As stated. I'll miss some detail. This fuka wanted to fuk me! Or like another post on here says. Stretch me ffs. Not my thing !

So. We preceeded to sex. She wanted more money. I declined. But good service continued. Nice cbj. Then doggy. But unfortunately I smelt that stench you get sometimes off women. However she was too sexy to stop. I was tired also so had to finish with a wank. Job done. But all them years fantasising seemed a waste of time.