Yes, Coach Skip. I agree with your game plan. Both Russian Melissa and Finnish Katarina are totally awesome. If both of them are available, I would jump on Katarina first due to the communication factor. Actually, given Katarina’s superb language skills in German, English, Finnish and some Swedish and Russian, I might….

Romy for your assistant coach? Ha Ha…

What would be the next title of Gaston's report - Gaston's Back on Track visit to GT or Gaston's beyond perfection visit to GT?

Regards,
Fred who would rather be a field inspector than a coach

Fred,

I do not jump on ladies - not even Finnish girls in their prime. I gladly assist them showering, though, rubbing their backside and beyond (get jealous now, coach... ;-)

Gaston.

Fred,

I do not jump on ladies - not even Finnish girls in their prime. I gladly assist them showering, though, rubbing their backside and beyond (get jealous now, coach... ;-)

Gaston.

Gaston the gentleman and ladies' man,

Don't forget to speak to the gorgeous Finnish lady. Gawking at her like that old pervert would not do you any good. I am sure that Coach Skip have covered that with you.

BTW, Katarina uses the Body Butter manufactured and distributed by Body Shop based in UK to keep her skin silky smooth. Enjoy the shows before and after. She literally spent 15 minutes in the lockers room. Perhaps you can give her the second opinion that her hot pink dental floss bikini bottom forms a perfect T on her shapely baby buns.....

Regards,
Fred who needs a COLD shower right now

Fred

“Regards,
Fred who would rather be a field inspector than a coach”

Was that comment really necessary? Normally, I would agree but there’s just something about working with a temperamental prodigy, like Grasshopper, that somehow makes the personal sacrifice all worthwhile………. (I’m working on rationalization techniques for myself) Now go find Romy for me.

Gaston,

It’s not nice to taunt your coach. You’re just on the verge of being fined a croissant and espresso if you keep that up! Just so you understand my message: if you see Katrina in the shower, no Body Butter for you…

Coach

Fred,

What type does the Finnish lady use ? Maybe I can donate something for her. A 'Body Shop' is close by.

Oh, the agony of it all.....
Russian Melissa and Polish Melissa
Latvian Katja and Chech Katja
German Franceska and 'Italian' Franceska
can't believe we have only one Katrin...... just too damn easy.

Gaston.

hey coach, getting grumpy ?

"Now go find Romy for me."

Coach Skip, if she shows up at GT, World or Palace, I'll let you know. I don't find much motivations to go to Oase these days.

"What type does the Finnish lady use ?"

Gaston, when I offered her the choice of energy bars for the first time, she glanced my locker and smiled, "I use that too." It's mango. However, based on the scent from her silky smooth skin, I would say she's using Satsuma Body Butter.

Check your mail box. I'll send you some motivational material. Perhaps I should send it to Coach Skip first to see it's appropriate. Ha Ha...

"Oh, the agony of it all....."

Life is tough, isn't it? Hard feelings can be soooo difficult to deal with.

"hey coach, getting grumpy ?"

Oh dear.......

Regards,
Fred

Fred,

You should definitely send the motivational material to the Coach for review first. Grasshopper has a very impressionable mind and I don't want him confused. Besides, sometimes Coaches need motivation too!

Ciao,

Coach S.

Si. Tell me where to send it to.....

Ciao,
Fred

Hello Gaston,

Success? You are now the proud member of ........ Appreciation Society?

Time to celebrate? Bahamas Mama or Pina Colada?

Regards,
Fred in exile in the Island

Er.....

The reconnaissance mission was a complete and utter failure. Seen no-one on 'the list'. I just had good sex and good food - I almost feel sorry ;-)

Full report to follow later in the day - still studying on the title....

Gaston.

p.s. do not tell this to coach, as he is too sensitive

Fred,

Can you send it PM?

Oh, and tell your friend Grasshopper that its not nice to keep his ole' coach waiting. BTW, the coach has more sensitivity than patience...

Regards,

Skip

report is in !
so we can continue chatting there...

Gaston.