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Bernds and GT Report
Posted: 2012-09-15, 5:14 pm

D_Diggler
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I have been following the forum for many years and I have had occastional postings only. I am indebted to the site and those who provide reports and advice.
My experience in the arena of officially paid sex (because all sex is paid) is average. I had been to five or six FKKs, to a couple of RLDs, once with an escort (courtesy of my friends for a birthday) and a couple of times in Prague. Plus around 20 girlfriends (informally paid sex). What I report here is my experience from a three-day trip, the first day in Bernds (first time there) followed by two days in GoldenTime (fifth or sixth time there). Until visiting Bernds http://www.bernds-sauna-club.de/ I considered GT the best of FKKs (much better than Palace, Oasis and World that are just commercial sites full of sharks). I used public transport and taxis and I got into the places without much difficulty. Given how highly I think of GT I was myself surprised by my own thoughts when in GT coming from Bernds.
The immediate thought once in GT and having been at Bernds the day before was that GT’s girls look artifical and somewhat cheap. However difficult to believe it is the unadulterated truth. The women in Bernds are authentic and real. Like the women you see in the street and you may want to talk to or just get to bed with. Some of them pretty some not pretty but all of them real. To a degree the same was the feeling, artificial and a bit "cold", for GT (albeit that it is a great place). Bernds feels warmer and with nice little touches.
The service you get from the women in Bernds is unsurpassable for FKK. The BJs are just divine (and I am a person who does not care too much for the BJ) and the girls are active beyond belief during sex. They possess the art and willingness of giving pleasure to the maximum. Fantasies are fulfilled there. I don’t want to go into much detail, but mouthfucking and deep throat as standard service cannot be easily found.
I had sessions with two girls. Anna from Poland and Tina from Romania. Anna is around thirty and blond and looks like the tall bodacious young MILF who most fantasize (great tits, attractive face, things to handle in the body). Tina is a beautiful young girl with great curvy body. I did not last much with Anna being my first girl after many weeks. I spent 1.5 hours with Tina and that was probably the best experience I have had in paid sex. That girl has as only one purpose which is to please. She is tireless with initiative but obedient when needed. Her great body complements her art.
I had read about Bernds and I wanted to see myself. What I experienced justifies its inclusion in the top places in the world http://uk.askmen.com/top_10/dating/brothels.html (for certain the best FKK). The place is small (a large house in essence) and activities are in two floors. It also has a small garden. The place is very tastefully decorated and cozy. The lower floor has a small sauna too. There are bars in both floors. The bars offer everything and there are cookies of different kinds and crisps of different kinds are available all the time. There is also a separate dinning room that has hot and cold food available all the time. For those who have been to large FKKs you have to think in smaller and cozier scale. It is not a mass production place, but much more intimate. At first it seems a bit bizarre if you are used to the other FKKs, but afterwards the other FKKs seem cold, impersonal and mechanical.
Bernds has a small number of girls. There must have been ten girls on the day I was there (maybe 11 if I include one of the owners who is also available for sessions). I was told by one of the girls that the maximum number of women on a single day is around 15. These numbers may seem low but believe me they are perfectly sufficient. Already said, the women at Bernds are authentic. All fully nude, none with implants and all seem to like what they do. Ages vary, from well into the forties or even fifties to early twenties. Looks also vary much. From very good to pretty low. Tina and Anna would hold their own against the beautiful girls of GT, but a couple of others would be at the bottom. But even the least good-looking women at Bernds are desirable. Compared to Bernd’s line up the line up of GT with its 50+ girls looked insufficient and the girls artificial. When I compare the experience in the room the impression is pretty much the same. Don’t get me wrong, GT is still a great place. Simply Bernds is a different league place.
Pricing at Bernds is a bit different from other FKKs. Every half hour is 50 euros but this includes things like CIM. This kind of pricing makes it much cheaper than the big FKKs of Frankfurt and cheaper than GT in most cases (I mention GT because I considered it the best FKK until I went to Bernds. Now it is the second best). Here I cannot help but mention again that the art of the women in Bernds is just unsurpassable.
Entry is 70 euros that is higher than other places but I don’t see five, ten or twenty euros difference you pay for entry of any significance simply because the money we spend to the girls are many times as much. I assume that Bernds charges more for entry because it is a small place thus cannot use economies of scale.
There are minuses in Bernds too. Because it is a small place with fewer people it is more difficult to spend a whole day there. Being much more a local place not everyone speaks good English at Bernds. This is not too much of a disadvantage (after all German is a much more advanced and charming language than English) but it makes is more difficult to have a meaty chat with the women behind the bar or some of the working girls. It does not affect the service you get in the room in any way though.
Leaving aside Bernds, GT was a very good experience as usual. There were some stunners (to mention Matilde, with whom I had a session, and her blonde friend whose name I do not remember). I had a great sessions with Soraya (half Italian half Egyptian) and Sonya(?) a tall slim beautiful Polish girl who years bikinis, and Raysa (a beautiful conservative girl from Russia). I am somewhat irritated by the attitude of some girls to ask for 100 for one hour (against the standard that is 75) so I propose 75 to them for the hour and if they do not accept I go for the next case. I must also mention that despite any stunners by far the most beautiful and impressive woman in GT is the manager!
Good travels to everyone
Dirk
Re: Bernds and GT Report
Posted: 2012-09-15, 6:17 pm

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Good report. Can you expand on how you got to the clubs via public transport?
Re: Bernds and GT Report
Posted: 2012-09-16, 5:16 pm

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Bernds is in a pretty village called Lichtenberg that is around 5km from Hennef(Sieg) where the railway station is. So you need a train ticket to Hennef(Sieg) from whenever you are. Nearest widely known city is Koln, around 35 minutes by train. You can check train itineraries here http://www.bahn.de/i/view/DEU/en/index.shtml. Keep in mind that sometimes there are more connect than those suggested there which you find when at the station. From Hennef(Sieg) you can get a taxi (around 15 euros) or even the bus (the central bus station is just outside the railway station, I think the bus number is 522 but check, take it towards Lichtenberg, the fare is 2.20 euros and takes around 15 minutes. It leaves you around 500 meters from Bernds. Only restriction with the bus is that in case you want to stay in Bernds until late you need to check when the last bus goes from Lichtenberg. I did not have such issue because I stayed in Reuter hotel http://www.restaurant-reuter.de.vu that is around 400 meters from the club and less than 200 meters from the bus stop. That hotel is fine, good room and huge tasty German breakfast for 35 euros. Alternatively you can stay in a hotel in Hennef which is a much larger place with more to do. You can also find hotel suggestions in Bernds web-site.
For GT I went by train until Monchengladbach from Hennef (it takes around two hours and costs less than 20 euros) and from there I took a taxi. The taxi cost 45 euros. I could probably get closer to Bruggen by train but it would be more inconvenient. You can always find a taxi immediately from Monchengladbach and takes around 20 minutes to Bruggen.
Happy travels
Re: Bernds and GT Report
Posted: 2012-09-17, 9:38 am

G.laGaffe Power Kat
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I agree 200% on your comparison of the 'Hof versus GT.

But tastefully decorated ? They must have re-done they place since my last visit (4 years ago, alas) then. And what about german being a more, er advanced language ?!? But I assume that Anna left you departed of your senses. Bless her, she's the sweetest MILF in the Known Universe.

happy to read the place just stays as it always was,
wish I was back there

Gaston.
Re: Bernds and GT Report
Posted: 2012-09-18, 5:32 pm

D_Diggler
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Thanks Gaston
Anna is indeed what you say, but in fact it was Tina who left me completed knocked down!
No much point to dispute on languages, but unfortunately our language (English) is one of the most primitive albeit easiest ones around. You realize it when you learn other languages. In german you can be accurate and specific (for example, how many what gender) in everything you say. Not in English that is an amalgam of other languages with little organization and few rules.
Fortunately, the experience with the divine creatures in Bernds and GT remains the same no matter what language is your native!
Good travels
Re: Bernds and GT Report
Posted: 2012-09-19, 5:35 am

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I was at Bernds last January for the first and only time and had a terrific time. I very much agree that the women are somehow more natural looking and acting (although not entirely the latter), and in terms of GFE it has the best for pay sex available I've ever experienced. (Although I've had random equal GFE here and there. But at Bernds it seems to be something you can count on.)

I actually have my detailed notes and still intend to post a very late complete report. But the short version is that I was with Tina twice and she was every bit as good as Mr. Diggler describes. I was also with the only Dutch girl working there twice. Her name is Mara. She looks very young (but definitely legal, no worries there) and that is further enhanced by her body type (somewhat athletic, and her small breasts look like recent buds), long hair parted down the middle, and...she has braces! Or least she did in January. Had an awesome time.

A report on Bernds wouldn't be complete without noting that (1) BBBJ's in public areas are common starters and some folks will do their whole session right there in the downstairs living room and (2) BBFS is known to happen well more frequently than the norm. Some say some girls offer it. Some say most do. Some say they almost all do. The cost is another 50E per half hour. I didn't ask for or experience it.

I know for some BBFS is a hot button issue, but I wouldn't reject Bernds out of hand because of it. Unlike most FKKs there are frequent enforced tests by a visiting Doctor. And the truth is BBFS happens *everywhere* to some extent, and you can't believe any working girl who claims she never does it.

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Re: Bernds and GT Report
Posted: 2012-09-23, 2:14 am

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Do not take your African friends to GT to avoid potential awkard situations = denied entry.

I met up with an old friend at FKKW over Labor Day weekend and his pal is an African American. He's clean cut and super nice. Two days later, they went to GT. He could get in but his African American pal was denied entry. Fucking racists running a fucking club.

Regards,
Fred
Re: Bernds and GT Report
Posted: 2012-09-24, 5:54 pm

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Fred, not the same as a bar on entry due to race or colour but a similar situation could have happened to a pal and myself when we went to Ying Yang last year.

We arrived in a taxi at the same time as a couple of guys by car. At the reception I booked us in in my limited Dutch on the back of what I was understanding from the conversation with the other guys. As we got our robes I turned to my pal and spoke in English. The doorman came straight over and said that we were lucky to be allowed in as they don't usually allow English or Irish guys as they get too drunk and cause problems. We assured him that would not be the case, which of course it wasn't, and when we left we made a point of chatting to him as we waited for our taxi so as to hopefully set up some sort of recognition for a repeat visit.

It would have been one hell of a wasted train journey to Roermond if we had been refused entry especially as the journey was increased by an hour on the bus between Boxtel and 's-Hertogenbosch du to works on the line.

This is something that I have meant to post for a while so as to give a heads up to other guys.
Re: Bernds and GT Report
Posted: 2012-10-06, 5:48 pm

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Sorry for taking quite long to follow fellow travellers
I would seriously doubt that BBFs in Bernds contains any truth, not only because none of the two girls mentioned to me (they both used condoms as part of their routine) but also because it does not make any sense. Neither the management nor the girls in such a place would take such risk. As for clients this does not make any sense too. You have to keep in mind that even if you are hiv positive you still have to be careful and take the same precautions because you may catch another, more deadly, strain of the virus (to give an example, Magic Johnson has survived for more than 20 years simply because he had caught a very weak strain of the virus, others die in a handful of years because it was the other way around). This means that even in the event if a girl is hiv positive and knows it would not be so keen to offer or accept BBFs. and for sure the management of a place like Bernds would not like to gain the reputation of "retiring" girls because they caught disease due to their open policy with condoms.
About "screening" in FKKs. It probably happens and this is what should happen. The role of the security staff to ensure that chances for trouble are minimized (rather than to contain trouble once it breaks). For GT I have seen quite a few dark skinned clients but I have no doubt there is screening for race according to stereotyping (young males from certain races or countries are stereotyped as more aggressive or less civilized or more prone to antisocial behaviour when drunk). This may cause some seemingly unfair treatment occasionally. On the other hand this is probably the reason the place is so safe, civilized and spotless.
Good travels to everyone
Re: Bernds and GT Report
Posted: 2012-10-07, 6:24 pm

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Regarding BBFS all I can say is that whatever the arguments in principle against doing it, it is in fact available at Bernds much more so than the random FKK. To some this may not make sense, but then I'm sure there are lots of things they will find that happen in this world that don't make sense.

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