Could of made the title rhyme but decided not to. I'm now wanting woman or trans action asap. Not a fan of the rld scene in my home country so it'll be Germany, The Netherlands, or both. As for trans I definitely want to visit all the usual clubs in London. Last time I went could of pulled one just my type. Chemicals were there but decided to swerve it as I usually do in these clubs. Don't want to but just do. Happy enough to go and see what's going on and watch, etc. In these clubs there is sex on offer everywhere.

Anyway, the tour. My trip will begin in Bochum as I'm still not bored of the scene there, and don't think I will be. The usual clubs and maybe another special one in Dortmund. I think also that the working girls will have to be visited. Itd been too long, lol. Bochum rld is always well stocked. Had some lovely ladies there and excellent service too. Hannover is always nice for a couple of day trips but it's been a while since Frankfurt. So Frankfurt it is. No way am I walking up and down all those stairs. Ain't the young man I once was. So, it'll be Sex Inn, 43 & 45, and Penthouse number 1 on Breite Gasse. Any one know any other milf establishments in this rld? Been a long time.

Stuttgart is a city I'd like to see again but not sure. There's 2 or 3 different areas there. Only saw one. Duisburg & Oberhausen will be visited too of course. Will research more rlds. Would like to check the Laufhaus in Osnabruck too. Gunna have to work out a big plan.

A week or two in London is required also. T-girl clubs and nights I haven't visited before. Missing those trans clubs. The few remaining strip pubs too. Then there's the bi fun and swinger's place in Sutton. Definitely gunna make a big effort to visit that regularly.

Looking for all types of Latinos, and blonde Europeans also. Missing the options and the travel.

good luck!
dont forget to write a review afterwards! I haven't been in any of those places.

you are mentioning "the stairs" in frankfurt, I think that house went bankrupt and now is closed for good.... (I might be wrong.) Sounds like a good tour you are planning!

... after the tour, Splodge, I solicit you change the part of your signature that claims you've retired from punting ;-)

Have fun!

Cheers,

... Eric

Ha. I'll have to change it. Missing a lady's curves so I'll have to pay again I guess. As for the stairs. It's all stairs! Which house has gone bust? It's s long schlep but for old times sake. Plus I'll visit a couple.of places. Reviews for sure. If all the wgs were Latino or blonde I'd be visiting them all. The Latinas are very special. Working on the plan. Base is Bochum; that's for sure. Might not go far from there but I'd say I probably will this time. Will give it 10 days, or 3 weeks this time too.

Thsts should say 10 days to 2 weeks. Probably about 9 or 10 days after further planning. Bochum will be HQ. Good swinger's clubs where I've seen lots of action before. Very, very impressive. Also a kino club which has plenty action and a top notch rld.

Most of my holiday will be based around the swinger clubs and sex kino. Shall venture in to the rld also. Have had some very good punts there. €30 seems to be the gong rate there, and on most German rlds. There's also a nude Jacuzzi type place which I'd like to check out.

Other cities I plan to visit are Hannover, Frankfurt, Oberhausen and Duisburg. But the swing clubs are my priority and the kino club too.

A walk around a nicely stocked rld would be excellent. Definitely missing those sexily stocked windows. As stated before, if I'd of lived near some of these rlds, I'd be a regular over the years. Would of visited many, many times. Weekly at least. Am missing a big fat ass right now.

If not an rld, then a visit to a swing venue, or similar. The things i've seen, and experienced in these places, wow. And i.was only just getting started.

I reckon when things start getting back to normal, or the new normal, these places, and rlds will be stocked to the brim with new ladies. Swing venues will bring loads who've missed the scene. Rlds will be in demand and so will punters.

Be looking forward to your reports on the kinos. Never felt like I got the best out of them when I was in Berlin many years ago. Had terrible sex with an over-priced Vietnamese stripper in one, who nearly killed my erection by rolling on two condoms and refusing all foreplay, having kittenishly been dancing in front of me not two seconds before; my only other experience was being led into a private booth by an EE freelancer who caught my eye while I browsed porn in a sex shop/kino on Kurfürstenstraße. She gave a descent handjob, but I got the distinct impression the place was on its last legs. Always fancied being in one in a cinema seat and getting a OWO/CIM blowjob from some MILF, while watching porn in an otherwise dark room. If I'm ever back in Berlin again I expect I will try once more for old times' sake.

Sorry if I can pick your brains...

In Berlin, you can get a freelancer, go into one of those sex shops with the private video cabins and fuck?

Hahahaha, well sort of; this was back in 2014, so over 6 years ago now. The store (I can't remember the name) had several floors including some cinemas, a place they sold porn dvds and toys, and a ground floor with cylindrical booths inside of which you could pay to watch porn. This EE girl was hanging around the ground floor and I was horny after browsing porn, so after a brief negotiation we got into one of the boots together, me on the seat and her on the floor, and she proceeded to blow/jerk me off to completion through a condom while I watched some pneumatic German blonde bouncing up and down on a guy's cock in the booth video. Ironically the EE girl was more my type, but the booth and my finances were too low to do anything with her.

IDK what it is like now but Kurfürstenstraße was a big red light district back in the day, for kinos etc and street hookers too. They built some booths for the girls to use in recent years I read (i.e. you pick them up on the street and go there for a bang). Personally I've only ever done a street scene thing a handful of times in my life as, while it is hot, it also tends to be rushed and impersonally and I've always preferred a more relaxed time in a privhuis. But while I can't speak for service levels, the girls when I were there were gorgeous Romanian and Roma types, not strung out 50 year old junkies like the street girls of my home town where I grew up; I had a very stereotypical view of hookers growing up and was surprised in my twenties to find my dick was being repeatedly being blown by women who had normal day jobs (including an ex-squaddie, a chef, various care home workers, nurses, a personal assistant, check-out workers, several swingers or porn stars turned pro etc etc) instead of drug problems--it was only much later I discovered the brothels and indies in my area, who gave a much better level of service and weren't half as frightening lol.

Kinos aren't my thing. Have been to a few but not for me. The place in Bochum is described as a sex film club. But basically it's like a dogging venue. Love the place. P3 is top notch also. Have been laid here three times and had other opportunities. My whole holiday is planned around the place and I am trying to firm up for my next visit. Steinenhaus needs more exploring too. Especially when it gets naked after 1800. Need to visit some ladies too. Has to be done. And has to be the right type of lady, or shemale. I find it hard to punt these days, as I prefer the real thing but luckily a lot of the ladies I've had the pleasure of having fun with have been very good at their job.

Haven't been to Berlin yet but I hear it has lots of working ladies who ply their trade from the street. Big gay scene there too I think. Which could some t-girls? If anyone knows any T-girl hotpsots there please do let me.know.

Have been offered services in a sex shop in Frankfurt. Breite Gasse. On3 cleaner told the other cleaner to offer her services. She said nooooo, but then offered. I missed the opportunity. Silly me. Another sex shop on Breite Gasse has sex rooms and a resident shag. Have seen one 2omqn gangbanged on two different occasions. Another beauty came in with two men a d was shagged by many. Amazing.

Moat cities in Germany seem to have sex shops but they come in different forms. Most have kabines and an offer can be made. Can be a woman, or a man. I'll do a post about my experiences of Germany in relation to rlds, swing clubs, etc.

I'd love to bang the staff instead of the pros; I did once get a fairly decent handjob at a massage parlour in London from the receptionist, a homely looking 20-something girl who was amenable to getting her kit off first, but that has been about it. My impression is that more of the staff in Germany might be up for it, since everything is more above board there?

If my sex life continues like this then I definitely have to get back to Germany. Main reason will be swing clubs, a few beers too many, and to chill. But swing clubs aren't always guaranteed so I'm thinking fly to Amsterdam. Train to Den Haag. Have always stopped in Rotterdam and visited a swing club there. And have seen a fair bit of action there, even went on a tgirl night. They have gay nights too but that wasn't for me.

However, I'd like to experience Den Haag as hq. It would be purely for Doubletstraat. There's always a Latino or two there I'd like to enjoy. A full sack is required though. Spend a few days there. Maybe head up to Leeuwarden and check it out for old times sake but this really could be the last trip to the Netherlands for punting purposes. Love the country but as many of you know, I'm struggling with rlds but definitely would like to see it once more. Maybe when I'm really old I'll have to go regularly again. Be great to explore the city more too. Have been many, many times but always from somewhere else and purely for the two rlds.

I look at it all from a different perspective now. From Den Haag I'd head in to Germany. HQ has to be Bochum. For the weekly price, save changing around, the rld, and the swinging scene. Thsts kind of new to me and I've had sex with two ladies who wouldn't even look at me in real life. Two stunners.

Have seen chances for more sex too bit didn't go for it. The rld thing for me is hard now. Has been a lot time too. Tried again but just couldn't do it. But swing clubs. There new to me and exciting. Bochum has 2, or maybe 3 that I know of. Different set ups but I'd like to see more. Fantastic experiences in the meantime. Dortmund has one too. Would like to see it one day.

Rlds would be visited also. Maybe a shemale this time.

So, maybe Den Haag, a day trip to Leeuwarden and then in go Germany. Bochum as HQ, and visits to ones already mentioned. If not, then just Bochum and nearby. But definitely the sex clubs of Bochum.

how much do you think you'll spend on a trip like this? are you going out every night or do you do take nights off to do other stuff aswell?

for me a tour like this wouldn't be possible as I keep this hobby to myself. People would start to wonder if I was away for weeks and showed up in odd places like Bochum for an example... Im planning to go to Germany though, but'll stick to Berlin/ München etc (I think.)

It's budget for me I'm afraid. Budget hotel, but a hotel. Not an apartment although they do seem a good idea. I'll be away for 10 days I'd say so you havwthr prices of a budget hotel in Den Haag and Bochum. Both probably about €50 a night I guess. Then you have flights and train fares. Train fares can be got at budget price. Specials. The flights would also be economy. Everything would be economy. Lol. Even the food.

I know Bochum pretty well. And you're right. Bochum isn't as well known as Berlin or Frankfurt. But it is a fantastic place. When I used rlds I could see 2 or 3 ladies A day. At least one. So that's €30 or €40 per lady. Maybe more. Then there food, presents, entry in to swinger clubs, or the sex cinema. They can be €20 - €50 depending on the night. Free bar though, and the chance to shag someone's wife or girlfriend. Amazing.

I'd have to sit down and work it out. Usually do. It's always budget for me anyway. Maybe €150 to €200 a day if using the services or rld ladies. Then there's duty free ! Wouldn't be out every night. I mainly go out in the day. Visit rlds, or used to. So now I guess I visit rlds in the day, or swing clubs. But the swing club and the sex cinema are places I visit at night. Depends on the day. As for pubs and the nightlife. I don't really bother any more when abroad. The focus is on trying to.get laid somewhere, then chill with some beers.

One thing is for sure. Any rld lady I do visit may well be one I've visited before, and know there's a good chance the service is good. When an rld visit isn't good it's not a nice experience. Good providers required, if at all.

....did you really bang 3 ladies/day on a tour like this? I've never heard of that high volume before... hahah!

yes an apartment for one night in the middle of the tour might be an option to look into. its nice to be able to wash some clothes halfway in, and save some weight in your luggage. I prefer to travel light.

Yeah. You're right. I prefer to travel light too but usually come back with loads of clothes and presents.

Lol. Yes. 2 per day for sure. 3 some days. But that would be centred in Frankfurt. First time I saw Frankfurt it was full to the brim. Latinas everywhere in a few houses. Couldn't resist.

Now I'm more focussed on swing clubs. Aim to get laid as much as possible in those places. Have some celebratory drinks after. One of the best shags ever was in a swing club. Couldn't stop smiling after. Straight on the pilsner. Went to do it again, she even got ready but I was too drunk and the Johnny snapped so I gave up and carried on with the beer. Still smiling lol. After a quick wank watching another beautiful German lady.

Don't think I'd ever lose interest in swing clubs. They're someehing special. Totally addicted. Even if i was with someone special, it's be hard to resist. If we weren't in the middle of a pandemic I think I would of definitely of been back to Germany for swing clubs. Rld ladies - as you can tell by my posts. It'll probably happen again but the swing clubs are my main reason for going to Germany. Love the one in London too, although I've only been to the bi version so far. Plenty women there though. Some t-girls too.

Just be careful guys, lots of talk that COVID is going to last well into the summer of 2021.

After seeing everything that has gone on, I am in total agreement. It could very well be that 2021 would be a write-off as well.

Happy mongering but stay safe guys...I am only assuming that most of us punters are in the middle age (late 30s) to old category so we would be most at risk of getting COVID.