Firstly what a shite word staycation is.

No plans for a trip away until November so booked a few cheap hotels and have 10 days here.

Have a few things planned
5 days in London to start few strip clubs well know sauna plus a adultwork girl I want to visit trans club aswell.
Will see whats left of soho don't think its upto much these days.

When the 5 days in London are finished national express coach cheap as chips and 5 days in Derby with a day or 2 to sheffield
Visiting a well known sauna in Sheffield that was on youtube

Derby i intend visiting a well known swingers club that has trans days aswell.

Excellent. Please do keep us all informed. Sounds like you have excellent adventures planned. What is the sauna in London?

Libbies Sauna is the sauna just by stratford centre.Will be Saturday if I go there but also fancy a adultwork girl who offers b2b massage very close by stratford.

Arrived in London today around 4.30pm checked into the hotel all good had a lay down for a hour and went to Tottenham Court Road tube for Dean Street Sunset Strip bar.

Sunset strip has been around for years like the setup in this place.
Paid the £15 entrance fee you get a ticket keep it and you can leave and come back anytime that day.

Got a drink and went down the stairs to where they have there stage shows.Cinema style seating front row has always been known as sniffers row you can get some contact of the girls there.A tip always goes down well with the girls.

Always find in these places there will be a girl you cant refuse.
Had one dance with a Romanian lady tall blonde large breast sexy.
While sitting by the stage she sat next to me leaning right into me whispered in my ear sexy close dance for you.
She took me into there pole dance area I sat down.She put her knee into my lap and started sliding up and down me.Then she got her boobs out and put them in my mouth and rubbed them over me.
Turning around she sat on my lap then pulled my hands up over her tits again grinding up and down my lap.Dance seemed to last quite a decent time she offered another dance but I declined and parted company.

Went back to the stage shows

Left sunset around 11pm long way round coming home on the buses.Went through old work area.

A must do is a kebab on the way home after a night out.
Stopped of in Mile End area I used to work in for City kebab not cheap but good food.
Had a chat with the guys serving as not seen I a year or more and was one twice a week regular.
Large Donna wrap.Enjoy.the convenience of a wrap as you dont get any down the shirt.

Back to the hotel now and chilling in the room.
Fancy going back out again just had a couple of drinks at the hotel bar.

Saturday should be a busy day.

Did you check out Soho? Any updates on that area ? Where you going today?

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Today is browns and the old axe no private dances today though unless I nick a couple of quid in paddy power this morning.

Will try and do day and night shift in browns then a quick one in the axe and then of to legs early evening.

Sunday will be a slower day lol.

Lucky you. I miss strip pubs and t-girl clubs.

If you like B2B I'd recommend Nicole Bliss, who does sensual topless massages out in Aldgate, she has a website in the same name if you google it. I'd link but I think this site blocks those. She does discounts if you book online, I had a great naturist massage from her the other day for £80.

Thankyou for the info will sure check it out you a local boy grassleaf??

So a Saturday in London.
Went to browns bethnal green
Love this strip club found a place to sit at the back watching there stage shows.Totaly different crew of girls this week.Also browns is now top less only on the stage this us very lame if you ask me for a strip club.Daytime dances are £15 but alot of the girls will try and keep change if you have a twenty.I don't do private dances here just my choice as to me there no value.

Watched the dayshift girls think there was around 6 to 8 in there
Old style strip joint pound in the jug.

Stayed for a couple of hours but left a little disappointed none of the girls there did it for me today.

Saturday in London I kept seeing a group of girls on hen do one was dressed in a wedding dress and they was signing were getting married in the morning lol When walking over to browns I was standing behind them at the traffic lights.
They started to joke about browns lol lets all go in there lol.Can you imagine it.Will I have to get my tits out all laughing.
Was fun to see.Later I thought I should have said if you all go in I'll have some dances with you.

So I love browns and make my way over to legs800 a gay sauna day time and Thursday night and Saturday nights its a trans and admirer club.
Reports on Saturday night to follow.

This is from a previous weekend visiting the old axe.

Now this place is a old fashioned pub with plenty of strippers on sometimes there are doorstaff and can be a fiver to enter the pub.

So let's say after chatting with a few of the girls there dances are now £40 or £60 wow I thought wont be having any if those.

Watching the stage shows and drinking at £6 a pint i was enjoying the vibe.One romanian had a school girl outfit slim attractive when she lifted her arms up her tits would pop out lol.
She did this for me as the pound went in the jug.
Now I was quite happy to sit and watch the stage and chat with the girls.

But then my favourite axe girl walked out beautifull girl knows me well from my time in the axe.Cant resist her I got her a vagabom and some nice cuddles at the bar and she popped the question without a blink of a eye I was there with her.

Paid £40 had a full on lapdance with her touching all over.
She introduced my hand to her body I never push boundaries and respect the girls and dont touch when its not wanted.
She rubbed herself all over me and felt my cock a few times saying big cock.

I thought you piss taker lol.Her party trick was rubbing her finger inside her pussy and putting her finger in my mouth.Saying tasty.She offered me a 2nd dance for £20 and this was more of the same.She said at one point theres no silicone in these tits boy lol.
So I was leaving browns and she went get me a pint.I thought cheek I had just done £65 on her lol

My views on certain things are weird i wouldnt spend £15 in browns for a 3 minute dance around a pole 3ft away but id spend £60 in the axe and walk out on cloud 9 thinking wow best £60 ever spent lol.

Tonights report to follow soon will put some of my recent previous experiences of London as I remember.

Saturday night 2 trans clubs

Ok past few years now I have had a thing now for trans girls.
I love a cock started out watching porn and wondering what it would be like to have a cock to play with myself.Been visiting 3 or 4 trans clubs over the last couple of years.

Legs800
800 leabridge Road london

Ok have been to legs 100s of times where to start about this place.
So the 257 bus route from Stratford bus centre goes to 100 yards from legs.Walking in you will see a black door.
You walking to a small reception there are 2 friendly guys that work the club.£15 to get in for the night and in you go to a small bar where trans hang out for a drink.
2nd floor is there relaxing area setties tv pole dancing stage.walk through and you have changing rooms with lockers toilets showers everything you would need.
Legs is also a daytime gay sauna.

Well not much to report from legs tonight girls was a very low attendance didnt spend anytime with any of the trans and none really worth perving over.

I decide at 9pm to head for sheworld.
Sheworld 6 leytonstone Road close to maryland Station.
Very handy as its on the same bus route 257.

Have visited both clubs during the same day many times.

So sheworld
Nice setup but legs normally beats them for trans girls.
Ground floor Reception bar dance floor rest room
Tv sauna rooms jacuzzi currently no jacuzzi.


Anyway very quiet here also just relaxing around the club there is a ts there I have had her company before said hello.
Made my way upto the play area 3rd floor private booths glory holes dark rooms very comfortable for playtime.

My ts friend came up and joined me sitting on one of there setties.

We started to play with each other just caressing everywhere I got her hard through her knickers then got her big cock out a good solid thick 8 inches.I was wanking her rubbing her balls with some light kissing and cuddles.
She got my cock out doing the same to me sweet girl asking is this OK for you is it what you want.

During playtime a 2nd ts came to join us standing infront of my friend.I held my friends cock in position for the 2nd ts to give her a blowjob feeling her lips coming down to my fingers.She put her hand over my cock and started to wank me my friend was now blowing her.

The 2nd ts came to me and gave me a blowjob and they swapped positions aswell.First time ever receiving this.
The girls was doing poppers together I avoid these totaly.
Back to the 2 ts playing together with my friend holding my hand thanking me for letting her join us .
The 2nd ts parted after Cumming.we contiued to cuddle and chat she was saying I would love to get to know you more always come and see me here and you can help yourself.

So we parted company i went down to the basement area and watched some of the action theres always a crew here that ends up in a full on sex group.

I left sheworld very happy with my experience a good friend for when I visit sheworld in the future.
She is a tall to girl slim dresses very sexy could go to ladies day at Royal ascot I would say she is in her late 40s a very friendly trans girl.

Anyway after Saturday Sunday was a recharge day in the ibis hotel stratford love this hotel and location.Look in advance and have got as low as £35 a night this 3 nights cost me £102.

So totaly rested now think I will have a slow ride over to soho and spend a day there.Will check out the walk-up scene and fancy trying a walk in thai massage Place also.

Im to old now to keep it going everyday like I used to lol day on day off for me now will just take longer breaks.

I think my next trip to Germany I will stay for about 7 days so I can pace myself.

So if your still here reading well done.
Im of to see what I can find.

Hahaha, I suppose I am. Technically a transplant to London from elsewhere in the UK but one year has become nearly a decade and I ain't going anywhere soon. Would jump at the change to go and live in Amsterdam for a few years, but I don't suppose that will happen after Brexit.

Grassleaf,

When I was a big regular to Amsterdam I wonder about living there pretty expensive if staying bang in the main area.

I looked up the lady you gave me will keep in mind for sure also that led me to a very good site regarding all the Thai massage places.

Had a walk through all of soho yesterday didnt like the scene there now all behind thai massage places checked out 4 walkups nothing worth going in for.

Got told by one of the street prostitutes im to fat also.
Cheeky fuker.

Thanks for these reports. If you get a chance the woolpack is a top notch strip pub.

Tuesday normall strip clubs today

Started out at the nags head lunch time drink bang on the high street near algate east station.
Small little club dayshift there was 4 girls working all what I call proper girls proper full bodies friendly to talk to one Brazilian very fit.

Watched a few stage shows girls did there rounds trying to invite you in there private area.
There was some massive quotes on vip times like 150 for half hour 200 per hour champagne and dances included.

Nothing really to report from here door staff working after 4pm he said £3 to get in place is ok for a quick pint if your in the area but nothing fancy there.

Have pm'd you but think there's a limit on how many messages I can send, or your inbox is full. Got 6 messages in my outbox for a couple of days.

Deleted a few mate had messages from you today
Trans in attic was good today chilled in the cinema mostly.

Ok Saturday got a train to Sheffield to visit a lady today in a sauna called athena massage

Athena massage 707 Attercliffe Road sheffields red light district one big long road where there is load of massage saunas.

Decided on athena due to a ladies picture on there site.
Blonde lady mid twenties English very

On arrival carla looked nothing like the picture on the site paid £45 for half hour standard session £60 for girl friend service.

Had my normall service with a gir coverd blowjob full access given to her pussy.Fingerd her and stroked her tiny tits like 2 fried eggs on a plate.very nice girl finished off myself with her legs spread over me and she played with herself.

Attercliffe Road area service by public transport few places to chill in the area couple of bars takes about 10 mins to get back to the main town.

The premises is round the back of a sex shop called hanky panky.had a funny uber driver on the way there saying people come from all over to visit this area.He say the girls won't use uber only cabs.Probaly because alot are illegals or don't want any journeys of where there going on there phone.

Overall enjoyed the session premises was fine discreet entrance .£45 for half hour isn't bad.

Two fried eggs on a plate. Classic. Lol.