I left Warsaw Monday morning on a sunny and gorgeous day. What a lovely city with a good mix of modern and trendy building and historical architecture, plus friendly folks and beautiful girls!!!
Warsaw Airport
It’s a small airport with only one executive lounge to cater for elite members of all airlines. There were a few people cutting in lines while waiting for border patrol to let them into the country. The lines moved very quickly though.
Warsaw Marriott Hotel
I like it a lot better than the Marriott or Renaissance Hotel in Amsterdam or in Sydney. The location is great and it’s very close to the Palace of Culture. I can just look at the tall clock tower of this Palace and find my way back to the hotel. The staffs are very nice and genuine. The breakfast has everything, highlighted by strawberry smoothie (they call that cocktails). The executive lounge opens 24 hours and you can get your soft drinks and coffee even after official hours. The bath tub in the bathroom is small though, a bit cramped for 2 people. I told my special guest that the bathroom in Sydney was four times that size, including a round Jacuzzi bath tub. The food for room service is very good also.
Sightseeing
The Old Town Square is the place to be, especially on a sunny and gorgeous day like Sunday. There are plenty of restaurants and shops, churches, Polish ‘white house’ for the Prime Minister and monuments in the general area. It’s amazing how they honor the dead - soldiers in the World War II and other national heroes and icons by bringing them fresh flowers and candle lights in a red round flask.
On the way back to the direction of Warsaw Centrum, you can find some Russian architecture along Marszalkowska. For someone who has never been to Russia, I find the sculptures or statues built by the Russian very interesting.
Taxi Drivers
There must be two rates - the taxi drivers with Mercedes in front of the Marriott hotel start the meter at 10 PLN while other drivers in town with smaller and older cars would start at 7.60 PLN. The taxi driver who took me from the airport to the hotel took the longer route (with my approval) and showed me the embassies and sites of special interest. His highest recommendation was the Polish Tradition (reservation strongly advised).for fine traditional Polish food. It’s funny how he slowed down or even stopped right in the road and told me this and that. Surprisingly, we never get any mad drivers behind us. They just passed without even giving us any dirty looks.
Food
Food are much cheaper in Warsaw compared to Amsterdam or Frankfurt. The restaurants open late until 23:00 or even 24:00. It’s wonderful that you can get into the convenience store before 23:00 and get some ice cream. Some of the snack shops in the underground shopping area opens late as well.
Escorts
You think you can call and the girls would come to the hotel. It’s that easy, right? Wrong! Some girls who advertise “English well” would tell you “no English” on the phone. I had the worst and the best experience in Warsaw in this department.
Sylwia Blondy
http://www.odloty.pl/cd/index.php/cPath/770/city_id/3
I talked to Sylwia and a few other girls before the journey just to see if they pick up the phone or speak English. Sylwia told me “very little English” but she had good comments about the Marriott as “beautiful hotel.” She sealed the deal with the parting sentence, “Yes, I will come for you and I’ll be waiting.”
With trouble getting several tier 1 girls to answer the phone, I reached Sylwia and she said she would come over. She asked me to wait for her at the lobby. She showed up 20 minutes late, forced a half smile, extended her hand and just shook my fingers, “I need 100 euros, you must pay now.” What?! It should be 150 PLN, not 400 PLN (or 100 euros). She insisted, “150 is for you to come in, 400 is for hotel visit.“ She said all that in perfect English. I told her I did not have that (my euros were upstairs). She said, “my owner is waiting, how much can you give?” I told her 200 PLN (including 50 for the taxi). She said she would check with her owner. She walked out of the hotel. I was totally surprised. She has brown hair rather than blonde hair. She rushed back with a stern face, “OK, my owner said you must pay now.” I was totally not in the mood. Your owner? Are you a slave? I just told her, “you are independent according to your ad, what’s this owner business?” She gave me a mean look, “don’t understand.” Well, understand this, “Forget it.” I just turned my back and get into the elevator. When I got back to the hotel room, I found my Vodaphone NL phone showed 3 missing calls from the same number. Each one costs me 1.05 euros.
Angelica 19
http://www.odloty.pl/cd/index.php/cPath/861/city_id/3
Luckily, Angelica answered the phone and she agreed to come to the hotel. I was all happy until 10 minutes after the scheduled arrival time. I called her again. She changed her mind, “no hotel, no English”.
Paulina
http://www.sexatlas.pl/paulina19
Paulina has very long beach blonde curly hair according to her profile - 19, 173cm, 50 kg with very long legs….. She answered the phone and she spoke limited English. She’s not busy and she asked me to come to her place. I had no idea of her address from the way she said it. She could not spell it for me either. Perhaps she would do outcalls to apartments but again, “no hotels”.
Paula Red
http://www.odloty.pl/cd/index.php/cPath/1015/city_id/3
I picked Paula because of her late working hours and other attributes. Her agent answered the phone in perfect English, “she’s busy and it would be about 40 minutes.” Later, he called me at the hotel phone and told me to go down to the lobby to wait for her in 20 to 25 minutes. I was at the lobby for 30 minutes and there was very few traffic around midnight. She never showed up. I returned to the room and he answered. He just said, “yes, you are at the Marriott. I called your hotel phone, my friend.” Then he just hanged up. I decided to go to sleep. He can always call me if she’s coming. He never call back again.
Klaudia
http://www.paulax.republika.pl/galeria3.htm
She’s my prime target for the trip. I had exchanged brief emails with Klaudia before and she said she would book the appointment for Friday night. Last Friday afternoon, I sent her an SMS and confirmed the time along with my room number. I even tried calling her twice but reached a men’s voice in Polish, most likely from her phone company when she’s out of reach. Anyways, she must have too many messages.
I decided to try again at 6 PM last Saturday. Lucky for me, she picked up after the first ring and she said she would be at the Marriott Hotel at 8:30 PM. I was busy elsewhere and I rushed back to the hotel at 8:20 PM. By then, she had 2 SMS for me, one at 8:17 and the other one at 8:18 PM. I rushed down to the second floor to meet and greet her. The photos in her website are 100% genuine. She has a fabulous body with perfect muscle tone, soft skin, and wonderful personality. Even though I met Marina from Lithuania for the first time or reconnected with Charlie from Berlin at FKK Palace just 14 days before that, I must give Klaudia the slight edge in terms of overall performance. Towards the end of the first hour, I asked her if she could stay for another hour. She agreed.
We ended up spending a lot more time together the next day. Now, I must say that I really look forward to returning to Poland.
I’ll cover the incalls and clubs later.
Regards,
Fred
