Plagarism continues....
Again, this is not my stuff, but from another site, but freedom of information and all, here goes:
Bel Ami: Haven't been there, but this place is famous, as the place in Berlin where rich and famous people go to screw. Incredibly expensive.
Pigalle: A typical Neukölln dive. Cheap, mostly ugly, but lots of turnover. Personally, I like places like this.
Dominicus 26: This is two separate places. The kino is a dump, with ugly Thai girls, the Lustgarten is a ripoff bar. Stay away!
DingDong Bar: The name says it all.
Psst: Well known, probably expensive. Haven´t been there.
Monrouge: a branch of Bel Ami. Awesome rooms, pretty good looking girls. Starts at €80 as I recall.
Tutti Frutti: does anyone really go to these places?
King George: Ditto
Club 77: I never saw anything very impressive here, but a friend says he screwed a great Russian at this place. Obviously, nobody goes here for the sauna. Basically, a dump.
Gogo: or is it coco? Haven´t been there, but it seems to get a lot of attention at verkehrsberichte.de. Sounds interesting, kind of like Pigalle...
Liebesinsel: the website looks interesting, maybe. Usually, the pictures on these sites flatter the girls shamelessly.
bei Mona: Ouch! This place has a large selection, all unappealing. Unfriendly and impersonal.
Celine: this one is pretty good. I like Liane, we go back 15 years or so. Not one of the best, but worth a look.
Severitas. SadoMaso, but they also do normal. Overpriced, but near the Kudamm.
Jessy: an old favorite. Mostly german Hausfraus, a few younger ones. Kind of like screwing your cleaning lady.
Sommer: seriously horrible.
Kaiser-Friedrichstr.40: Lots of selection, many people swear by it. I find the girls unattractive, not as good as they look on the website. Still, worth a look.
Vereinsbüro: this is now a pretty bad Thai place. They practically handcuff you when you go in here, they´re so hard up for business.
From M&G to Jasmin: guys, maybe it´s just me, but I´ve never had a good fuck in the East. Prove me wrong, but I´d skip it.
Mai, Gitschinerstr.: A dump, very very ugly girls.
Estefania: the website looks promising. Only late nite.
Sternchen: Young Russians. Katja is very, very good.
Noi: if nana and Jasmin are for real, go to this one. Don´t get your hopes up, though.
Osdorfer 130: Lower midrange, never had any luck here. Also, it´s far away.
Patty: Ditto
Herz: Ditto
Thea: looks prormising. Apparently, cute but overworked Poles.
Kira: lower midrange. An old Berlin favorite, nothing spectacular.
I try to avoid Wedding, none of the places there are any good.
BanThai: Ugly Thais.
La Dolce Vita: one of the best in Neukölln. Try Lisa.
Bei Dor: Go here, but only for Monika. One of the best.
Oker 41: a dump. Currently serving Thai cuisine.
Lala: check this out, after 8PM. Lots of cute East Europeans pass through here. An interesting dump.
Schönstedter 15: Avoid.
Bei Mac: lots of selection, all ugly.
Club Nina: is now called Club Lola. Bulgarians, some do bareback sex. Mostly ugly, but check it out.
Sommer: A dump.
Mai: Maybe worth a look, but I doubt it. Never had any luck here.
Evi: a dump, but they often have very cute Africans here, for some reason.
Dolce Vita 2: one cute girl.
Diamant:Horrible, ugly Hausfraus.
Schulz: lots of selection, maybe worth a look.
Boddinstr. 60: A place where Turks go, only nighttime. Mostly surly East Europeans, but you can get lucky. Great slumming.
Kathi: bad, bad, bad.
Stern, Eichborndamm: Avoid.
Tiffany: Your only hope in Northern Berlin. Mostly not as good as they look on the website, but there´s so much selection that you´ll often find something here.
Prorvinz 54: a dump.
Pension Schilling: not really worth the trip, but if you don´t get lucky at Tiffany, you can try this one.
Brunhildstr.10: unfriendly, ugly Thais.
Lefevre 25: They´ve been there forever, so they must have something going for them. I don´t know what...
Chilli: Blacks and Thais. Famous for bareback. Check it out, but don´t let the decor scare you.
Katrin: Turks go here at night. Interesting.
Lange: you can try, but don´t get your hopes up.
Molly Luft: Molly is famous in Berlin, mostly for being gross. I don´t recommend a lap dance with her.
Fanny: There is one very good reason to go here: Nana.
Bautzner 15: old hausfraus.
Eva: Not as good as the website suggests.
Glück, Duppelstr. 28a: famous for horribleness. I think there´s a good blond on the graveyard shift. They´re open 24/7.
Gina: my current favorite in Berlin. Nice place, inexpensive, and you will always find something here. Linda speaks very good english.
Engel: worth a look.
Mona: Has fallen out of favor with me since Vivian left. Oh where oh where can she be? Worth a look, very cheap.
Bundesallee 128: they have a ladyboy here, if you´re into that.
Osdorfer 111: They have the smallest hooker I´ve ever seen working here, a Thai. Worth a look.
Janes Paradies: More Hausfraus
Werder 30: 15 years ago, I loved this one. Now, it´s below average.
König: Ditto
Patty: Ditto
Müller: Ditto
Herzitto. I don´t know why, but all the places in this part of town are about the same, none to be recommended.
Nina, Otawistr.: No way are the girls here as good as they look on the website. Strange, unfriendly Puffmutter.
Freudenhaus Hase: Lots of people go here. Large selection. Personally, I only looked here once, and didn´t stay.
König: They sometimes have good looking girls here. Better than the rest in Wedding. The Puffmutter is strange, will try to ply you with questions. It´s fun to watch her smile disappear when you say you´re not going to stay.
Sophie Sonne: They try to act like self confident intellectuals at this one. I always found it off-putting.
Drontheimer 19: A really bad Thai place.
Engel, Oudenarderstr.: Hausfraus.
Saliha: This one has been around forwever. Fat Africans with a bad attitude.
Lüderitz 14. Ugly girls, Polish sado-maso. Actually, I think they´ve moved.
Diamant: Bad
Van Kampen: Now this is more like it. This place consistently has beautiful girls ( they look better live than on the website), but for Berlin, it´s not cheap. Half hour €80, worth every cent.
Dümichen: worth a look. There are usually some good looking girls
here.
Tina: Good looking Sado maso and foot fetish.
Liberty: this one is possibly run by the VanKampen bunch. Decor and website are very similar. The girls are nowhere near as good looking, but it´s cheaper. Worth a look.
Jessica: another bad Thai place. Bareback may be possible.
Kamilla Douglas: Many claim this is the best place in Berlin. I´ve been in to look a couple of times, and didn´t find any of those incredible girls from their website, but that was probably just bad luck. Competition for VanKampen, similar prices.
Text and Form: is Kamilla Douglas.
Royal: For years, this was my favorite. I left when they raised their prices to €60 per half hour, and the quality of the girls went down somewhat. Oddly, they charge €5 for a shower. However, I`ve had so many good to excellent girls here over the years, that I just about have to give it a recommendation.
Wilke: Elderly ladies.
Lara: Avoid.
Royalhard: is Royal.
Agentur BB: Don´t expect to meet the girls from their website.
Massage places. I don´t know much about these. If you´re looking for sex, they´re not that good a bet. Often, the best you can do is a hand job. Still, you can ask, and if they like your looks they may do it. If you like the idea of screwing someone who hasn´t been fucked by ten other guys that day, this may be a possibility for aou.
Bei Mond: Ruheplatz 18: Is a normal Puff, supposedly you can get bareback here.
Prinz Eugen 11: Also a Puff, very unfriendly and not to be recommended.
Sex Kinos: These places have a kind of funky Berliner charm. They´re all dives, but can be fun.
Benda 15: bad
Club 44: gross, but sometimes surprisingly good quality girls.
Braunschweiger 30: Many people´s favorite. Mostly Thai, great if you´re an exhibitionist. You can do it in the booths while everyone else is peeking.
Privee Gitti: small and bad.
Big Sexyland: I was just there yesterday. The only peep-show in Berlin. Don´t even think of going here for a fuck.
Paola: A consistently horrible sex kino.
And finally from the author of those reports (not me):
So, I have now done my service to humanity. If anyone wants more information, feel free to ask. Obviously, not all of my observations are completely up to date,and turnover is usually high, so the places are often worth a look if you´re in the neighborhood, even if I´ve said something negative. In Berlin, it is never a problem to go shopping: if you don´t want to stay, smile, say thank you, and don´t get into any discussions. If they try to pin you down with "What kind of girl are you looking for?", try saying some type that you didn´t see, and that they´re not likely to have; black, turkish, etc. This is better than saying"Someone who doesn´t have a weight problem", or "Someone who isn´t ugly".
Happy humping!
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