For my 1000th post I decided to look back over my 24 years of mongering. All of these events and statistics relate to my Amsterdam stays only. Most girls mentioned are long since retired.

The basics -
Number of trips - 109
Number of trips involving sex - 108.
Most girls in one day - 8.
Most girls in one session - 4.
First girl - Petra - January 1992.
Most recent new girl - Angel - February 2016.
Tallest girl - Kim - 5 foot 11.
Shortest girl - Miranda - 4 foot 9 (I think).
Favourite girl - Sandy.
Least favourite girl - Jennifer_Cutie (because she robbed me, ignoring that she was great).
Did I ever fall in love? - Once, with Sandy.
Total girls (some form of sexual contact) -
77 = Petra, Powla, Selong, Helen, Sandy, Natelie, Jessica 1, Anna, Jessica 2, Bianca, Jackie, Anna 2, Janet, Katrina, Roxanne, Nancy, Liz, Marina, Maria, Lisa, Gina, Michelle, Nina, Nadia, Joanne, Maranda, Alexia, Esmerralda, Sarah, Yvette, Sondra, Kim, Joel, Sandra, Vicky, Nina 2, Trisha, Naomi, Simona, Julie, Selina, Antonia, Jennifer, Alessandra, Mai Thai, Veronica, Cookie, Claudia, Nikola, Chelsy, Alex, Sasha, Diana, Pamela, Agnieszka, Angelina, Alex 2, Tanya, Karina, Elena, Crystal, Melissa, Elodie, Annie, Katie, Vanessa, Simona 2, Lily, Jane, Ella, Vicky 2, Hayley, Mary, Eva, Desi, Sierra, Angel.

Memorable sessions -
Fucking Sandy outside in the snow behind her room.
Blow job in corridor from Lisa with other girls walking around and watching sometimes.
Foursome with Nina, Alessandra & Julie.
Threesome with Cookie & Mai Thai.
Making a mould of Sandy's pussy and face in dental alginate.
Trying S&M with Sandy and deciding it's not really my thing.
Power cut during session with Nina.
A shooting outside while with Nina. The whole area was cordoned off by police but we continued.
Nina telling me one of my favourite girls (Kim) was dead while I was fucking her.
Visiting Kim a year after Nina told me she had died (she'd got the wrong Kim).
Nina's neighbour Simona coming into room stark naked to get something mid session.
Trip to Zandvoort in Sandy's BMW (no sex).
Being allowed to video and photo a few girls (no names).
Having a successful session with Angel after everything about her screamed rip-off.

Other memories -
Queuing up in KFC while a girl sat on the floor puking into a bargain bucket.
Mice running around KFC.
Getting shat on by a pigeon in Dam Square just before a gorgeous Norwegian girl asked me for directions.
Bending Hotel Vijaya room door lock because I was rushing to see Nina, having to leave it unlocked and bashing it straight later with a brick at 1am.
Finally discovering what had been biting me for 2 years at Hotel Vijaya- bed bugs.
Suffering from bronchitis (or something) and in agony everytime I sneezed or coughed. Didn't stop the sex though!
Every Queen's Day / King's Day.
The day I discovered Sandy.
The day Sandy was ill and never returned.
The day I discovered Nina.
The day Nina retired.
The flowers and photos outside murdered Berti's room in 2009.
Being driven around in a police van looking for scum muggers who I saw running off with an old lady's hand bag.
How cute Cookie was.
Much missed pubic hair.

Things I've never done -
BBBJ.
BBF.
DATY.
Anal.
DFK.
Taken drugs.
Spent less than 50 on a girl for BJ and / or sex.
Cum twice in a session.
Drunk more than one pint of alcohol.
Been to a proper restaurant.
Had sex in De Pijp.
Had sex with anyone but a window girl.
Paid for top off.
Been ripped off to the extent where I didn't at least have satisfactory sex for the paid time (excluding JC's robbing).
Had sex in Monnikenstraat.
Had sex on Oudekerksplein.
Had sex on Oudezijds Voorburgwal.
Had sex with a TS or man, so no Barndesteeg either.
Had a condom split.
Made a girl cum or even fake an orgasm.
Caressed fake tits.
Ever considered not going back.
Had a waffle, pancake, raw herring, cheese, an orange or a Heineken.
Stayed out past 3am.
Flown.
Used a taxi.
Missed my ferry.
Been to any of the famous museums or galleries.
Been in a windmill or worn clogs.
Had breakfast.

You should write a book George lol. The threesome with Mai thai and Cookie sounds particularly appealing to me. So many fond memories and it looks like there's still a few things you could cross off the list of things you haven't done in Amsterdam if you really want to.

Brilliant. .so many memories right there!

Love this post, very funny read

Was thinking of doing something similar, but don't think mine could match this

Well done George, great read, thankyou

regards

Kudos to you! I cannot even recall how many trips I have been on but figure it is about 16 times now, no idea how many girls specifically in Amsterdam but I do write it down now!

Hi,

Ah, good old memories. It's nice to do a sum up of everything you've done in the last 24 years.




You remember the location she was in and the date it happened ?

In most cases first experiences are very memorable. But I wouldn't be surprised if, after all those years, you wouldn't remember it.




Who was she ?




Did i miss something or you never sessioned with Max (THE dutch girl in SA 21-1) ?
And did you know bulgarian girl called Nina who worked in Sint Annenstraat 122 (mostly nightshift, but as well dayshift) : lavishing hair shoulder lenght brunette (or light brown) very curly, all the time well perfumed ?




I'm intrigued : where was that ?





Yes was very moving. Indeed.






One of the most exhilirating things in the world however :- )

In reply to Carice-
I have kept diaries of every trip. The first day trips were recorded on the back of maps or Stena ticket schedule print-outs. In those days I wrote everything on the way home and never remembered room numbers or street names. Usually though I would remember approximate locations. Petra was a beautiful blonde Dutch girl in Stoofsteeg, most probably 6-1 though it looked different back then.
Sandy was another beautiful blonde Dutch girl. She worked daytimes in Gordijnensteeg B7-3 and later Bloedstraat 14-2 (These streets were not exclusively TS during the daytime back then and Sandy was 100% pure woman) retiring in 2000. She has been mentioned a few times on the forum by people looking back HERE.
I have never sessioned with the famous Max on SA 21-1 or the Bulgarian Nina you mention.
The blow job by Lisa in the corridor was “in” Sandy’s old room at Bloedstraat 14-2. After Sandy retired I kept seeing her friend Lisa. Both Sandy and Lisa were open to some unusual stuff. Things that seldom get mentioned on the forum these days. I love being seen or watched having sex by other pretty women so sometimes we would open the door to her room and she would give me a blow job in the door way or corridor. The other girl working in Bloedstraat 14-1 could then see us anytime she turned around. If she came to her own room or used the toilet she would have to walk right up to us. Sometimes other girls would pop in and also see us. The time I remember most was when a new girl started working and she was learning the ropes from the other girls. She stood for quite sometime just watching (and learning?) which for me was a massive turn on especially since I hadn’t paid her to.
Regarding safety, I made the decision sometime ago not to do anything with any risk in Amsterdam. I felt if I did one thing it would probably lead to others and I would end up taking bigger and bigger risks. I have done DATY and BBBJ in the UK just to experience them once (or twice) but I don’t really punt in the UK so it was a chance to do them but not fall into a pattern of risk (if that makes sense). I know my attitude (in general) to Amsterdam is less free flowing than many but I prefer a more controlled approach to life.

Thanks for your reply george.

I know it might seems a bit surprising as Max was so famous that she would be quoted in many of posts if we were doing the same thing that you did (summarize years of mongering). But I never noticed you were talking about Max in any of your previous report so it does make sense.

We know that a few girls don't particularly attract people (I've never been to Agniezska more than once, she was very nice but she's not at all my type so it was only a go). I remember that bulgarian spiky Gala (SA 26-1 or 2, but 1 certainly) who wore short hair (red, orange, etc) was not everyone's cup of tea but she surely had her fans (for her style and her services). Been once with her too, wasn"t really moved.

It seems like you never been ripped off which I'm glad for you. Funny thing is that (you can say I'm totally wrong), it was maybe more easy to have a proper session for 50 € back in the early 90's (with the guilders) with top off rather than nowdays sessions with top off as extra for 50 which I think is ridiculous.

Yes Nina was very hot. But she disappeared as soon as I really get connected with the mongering scene. Back in 2010, I saw her one last time in April, then I think she moved to Bulgaria in september the same year. I was literally hooked by her friend Mikayla, a stunning brunette who was introduced by Nina one night in 122 Sint Annenstraat.

Tanya in Sint Annenstraat, ukrainian girl was also very popular, as well as Lena in La Vie En Rose. I've never met Annie Blue Jeans but i know she is a legend (as well as Sabrina on OZA 117).

I was saying that about DATY because I've always been and still a huge fan of this.

I just meant I have never paid for it. I rarely do 50 Euro sessions and if a girl keeps her top on I don't really care. As long as I am getting satisfying sex I am happy. One time a girl told me it was 50 for a S&F but carried on sucking when I asked to fuck. "This IS the fuck" she told me and carried on sucking. Technically of course she ripped me off but her sucking was great and the session was not cut short and she was a "nice" friendly girl. So that's what I meant by "Never been ripped off to the extent where I didn't at least have satisfactory sex for the paid time". In those situations you can either get annoyed and let it spoil the session and even the whole day or just think about the great BJ you've just had from a young pretty girl. I was properly ripped off in Hamburg in 1995 where a girl said the initial money was for the room and sex was more. I had expected the price to be higher than Amsterdam so paid her but I think she was faking both the suck and fuck. Nothing like that has happened in Amsterdam and every girl has at least been satisfactory.
I was never attracted to Max, Annie Blue Jeans, German Kim or Sabrina so never visited them. If one had been working next to someone like Nina there's a good chance I would have gradually got to know them and eventually included them in a threesome. I really miss those days of getting to know girls through people like Nina because the "relationship" you form is on a slightly different and more honest level. Similar to the Sandy & Lisa situation in the 90s, with Nina neighbours would randomly come into the room to borrow something or have a quick chat if they knew she was only with me and early in a session. Often Nina would be in cow girl position and I'd stay inside her while they talked about something trivial like where her spare condoms were or whether she had any of the cakes leftover from earlier. Occasionally I'd wait until they were just leaving and ask if they'd stay and join us. That's how my first threesome with Mai Thai and Cookie occurred. I was with Cookie in La Vie en Rose and Mai Thai knocked on the door. Cookie said she was busy but I said let her in. After some chatting I asked her to join us. Quite nice to see her strip from full street clothes.

Interesting read george, thanks for posting.

I've also kept a list of all the girls I've had a session with, got most of the names except one or two.

Thanks

What an awesome post :))

But I cannot believe how many things I have done on your "not done list."

I hope you have many more trips ;)

This post has been great..... There's nothing more I can really say that's not been said above so I'll just leave you with a thanks for sharing :)

I just realised I made a slight error. Most girls in one session was 3. Since that's a foursome for some reason I wrote 4. It was documented in my 2008 trip report here.

This is really interesting information! Some of those "never done" items are kind of mind blowing to me and really made me think about how my own experiences compare. I haven't kept count, but I've visited at least 60 girls over 15 years and only just realised that I don't think I've ever had a session where I didn't DATY; I've never visited any window girl more than once, and I've never visited any girl who did not DFK more than once. It's really intruiging to see how different people are.

I don't have too many memorable or interesting moments, but I don't think I'll ever forget my very first Amsterdam RLD session; a completely unplanned threesome with two rather enthusiastic TS girls on Bloedstraat. :) I also won't forget the time I had a super horny girl riding on top and we were kissing, and at a certain moment she told me to open my mouth and then spat in my mouth(!); it's the first and only time I've ever really felt weird/conflicted about something a girl did, and I'm not usually one to shy away from trying new things.

You've been to Amsterdam loads of times and you have never had breakfast there. You don't know what your missing ;-)

I'm not a breakfast person. I typically get up around 10.30 and first eat about 12. I really can't stomach anything before then, even on my travel days when I'm up at a painful 7am.

Great memories... when people wonder why we visit Amsterdam it must be nice to be able to reel off a bunch of names and numbers from this. I think 25 years of doing anything makes it worth having done. When I am 85 and looking back at life, I don't want to complain that I never lived when I could. Amsterdam is the place most people come closest to finding out what makes them happy I think (and let's be honest, if beer, drugs and lots of sex aren't working there's thinking needing doing).

I myself have only mongered in Amsterdam once, back in 2006 (though have been three times and am intended to return this summer and do a ten year anniversary celebration). I'm a lot older and wiser than the first time and I've been with both P4P women and civilians since. China, Berlin, and the UK are where most of my mongering has been (I posted a few reports back in 2004-5 on Edinburgh here; a long time ago). I expect I'll be less bowled over this time, but I intend to make it a trip I'll remember fondly in twenty years time.

I can't believe you have punted since 1992 but never went with Heidi. Easily the most beautiful working girl I ever met, and a very nice person as well. She was a Dutch girl (I think from Arnhem) with an absolutely stunning figure and very happy to strip naked for the session without any extra costs - just 50 Guilders (25 Euros) for no rush suck or fuck (and with some kinky extras I requested) until I last saw her in Dolleb. in 1996. aged I think 28.

I still fantasise that I might meet someone like her again. Hope she is well and happy.