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Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-04, 11:59 am

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Hi there.
I am going to Ams next week.
I want to visit some nice places incl. Coffee shops and brothels, but I dont want to go to Red lights district any more!!
Does anyone... anyone knows any quite locations for cofee shops and brothels around the Central Station? I mean on the other side of Damrak. Nice and quite... Relaxed atmosphere and not loud and annoying tourists and junkies.
Please help.
Thanks...
P.S. any websites would be nice too...
Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-04, 2:42 pm

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Was it too difficult?
I see more and more examples of people being robbed in RLD. I really hate this place. Any recomendations then?
Please...
I am in Amster 12-15 July by the way...
Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-04, 6:21 pm

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Have a look at the Prive Guide on the left.

Is that too difficult also?
Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-04, 6:35 pm

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No... You misunderstood.
I am not looking for a club or a formal BROTHEL where predominantly you have to book places. Also if any of these Prives are indeed what I am looking for - are there any that are located On the other side of Damrak. (I will be staying at Crowne plaza hotel) and I am only interested in INCALLS. Meaning I want to come in there... I mean Red Windows would be fine as long as there are not in the RLD. I think all of you would agree that RLD is filthy, dirty and dodgy place, which one would avoid if... could :-)
So... are there red windows not in RLD? or any informal brothel there?

The area I am talking about is:
VOORBURGWAL
SPUISTRAAT.

Walking distance from my hotel.

Cheers!


P.S. Looking also for anyone who would be in AMS around there dates...
Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-04, 6:43 pm

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Just so you know, I happen to love the RLD and don't see it as a filthy, dirty place at all. It's a better place without you.. Cooter

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Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-04, 7:25 pm

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I know it is... That is why I am asking about other places. Do you feel offended by me calling a RLD a filthly place? :-)))))))))))))))) LOL... Thats an unusual fetish :-))))))))))))

Anyone else?
Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-04, 7:48 pm

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I think the reason you aren't getting a sensible reply is that nobody can understand the question.

It sounds like you are looking for the Singel area - select "Maps" from the second drop down on the left, then click "Singel" on the resulting page. I think its the third link down . . .

Chok Di
Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-04, 8:02 pm

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Thanks a lot.

The map is pretty unclear though.
And yes... it looks like the area im interested in.
but.. how do i use these maps?

This is the main point of the help i require. The area.
Whats there - is less important...Brothel or a RED LIGHTS WINDOWS...


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Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-04, 8:50 pm

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????

Well if you are looking for Brothers, might I suggest the Bijlmer?

Plenty of Brothers there, far away from the RLD, and you won't find any tourists there as well, so that's another plus for you......

Maybe just what you are looking for??
Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-04, 9:36 pm

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> Whats there - is less important...Brother or a RED LIGHTS WINDOWS

I'm guessing typo...

BROTHER
BROTHEL

You might want to watch to see if you're auto-correcting typing in your browser.

On the Singel, no - it's windows, not brothels (please correct me if I'm mistaken, anyone?). When you speak of the business here, it is predominantly windows or privés. If you're in on a Tuesday evening, there's a deaf girl Suzan who is quite well recommended. Works late evenings. Right across from the old Cok City hotel (what is it called now?)

I'm not sure what you're used to when it comes to "brothels", but a Dutch privé is a fairly nice environment, one which the ladies certainly have control over their environment. It's not like any place I've seen back in the US. You enter, are introduced to the ladies and, if nothing floats your boat, you can just say thanks and leave.

I don't know of any decent privés in the Singel area, but two of the better privés are Club Bianca and Park 118. I've not tried Bianca's but it's getting rave reviews (just look at the Amsterdam section, perhaps a page or two back) and I do love the jacuzzis at Park - it adds a nice, slippery dimension.

They're both in nice areas so there's no slumming like in the main RLD. Park 118 is easy to get to, directions are included in many reports here and most cabs know it by heart...I'm sure Bianca is on their radar now too.

If you want a call-in, then you need to be looking for an escort service. Once you're here, there are plenty in the yellowpages as well as on this site in the ESCORTS section, Look at the drop down menu on your left. Women of the World and Zuzana tend to get the best reviews here.

Which brings me to my last point - You shouldn't expect too much guidance here. There is much to read and to familiarize yourself with, but this is a board where we share experiences and notes on this wonderful sport we all enjoy. No where does it say that we run a support board for the RLD, which is why you received some terse replies. It's a cooperative, self-reliant ecosystem, and obvious questions can often go ignored...the answers are here, but you have to be an active participant. Otherwise, darwinism takes hold.

:)

Enjoy your trip here - don't rule the privés out too quickly. They're sometimes some of the nicest solutions in town.
Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-04, 10:24 pm

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"The map is unclear"

Same drop down box, look for "RLD Walking Tour"; it gives a narrative description of the route on the map, what you will see, and what's where.

You have actually READ this site, haven't you?

Chok Di
Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-04, 11:27 pm

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If I knew that the girl on Asmara website frontpage is there I would not have any doubt.
Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-04, 11:44 pm

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hey woofie, allow me to correct you. I wonder why no one has pointed stansie in the direction of the gloriously sleazy Jan bik club. Just round the corner from Singel. Now that's what I call a proper brothel. None of this window nonsense!

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Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-05, 1:58 am

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I will be staying at Crown Plaza hotel.
Are these all within walking distance?
I am sorry - not very familiar with streets ETc in amster :-)
Thanks...
Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-05, 6:30 am

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Do you have an Amsterdam city map? It sounds as if you have been there before but a map would still be helpful.
But if you want to prowl the Singel RLD step out the door of your hotel. Cross Niewezijds Voorburgwal. Walk to Korte Kolksteeg. Turn right. Turn left on Oude Nieuwstraat. Voila!
If nothing suits you there cross the canal on Lijnbaanssteeg. Continue south to Bergstraat. Repeat as necessary.
This is all within a few hundred meters of you hotel

Enjoy, Oldster
Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-05, 7:50 am

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True, true - I did have the Jan Blik in the back of my mind, but as I was trying to be **helpful** I thought I'd give it a pass. ;)

Never been to a Jan Blik - never heard anything good about them (They seem to be the "CheezWhiz" of brothels - I'm more of a gruyere-man myself)
Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-05, 10:47 am

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Oldster - many thanks indeed!!!
I would follow your advice for sure.
Any recomendations for girls there?
P.S. Here is what people say about Jan Bik:

..."this was the worst brothel I have ever been to in my entire life....and I have been to hundreds all over the world..."

..."My last few visits there over the years I found nothing but unattractive women and a bar tender that was very pushy..."

"...The couple times I've been to the JB Club I was amazed that they could be in business with the ugly girls I saw...."



from:

http://21orover.com/discus/messages/43/5156.html
Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-05, 6:29 pm

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Stansie, I had some fantastic times in Jan Bik but that was before I left NL. Subsequently I heard that their contingent of lovely Eastern European babes have since been moved on. Nonetheless...if you want a proper brothel then JB is the place.

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Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-05, 7:09 pm

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Is there really any significant difference between a brothel and a prive? The only difference I can think of is that brothels often do a line-up of all the girls at once (Las Vegas style) and prives have them come to the waiting room one at a time (for a few seconds each). Oh, and brothels often don't take care to make sure you don't see any other male customers whereas some prives do.

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Re: Proper Brothel
Posted: 2005-07-05, 8:10 pm

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Singel area... are there any there? or just windows? someone just posted that window girls are a bit of a rip of. But at the end of the day you just want a quicky after a smoke and before going to bed.

p.s. what is GFE?
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