Okay here's the deal.................this is going to be my first time in amsterdam. And I wish to have a memorable trip by losing my viginity (finally!)...................."if you can't get laid in amsterdam, then you really have a problem!" The thing is, can anyone suggest which girl to pick at the walletjes for my case? I don't want to end up with a clockwatcher or a rip off and ruin my first experience. I would need a more compassionate girl who would take care of me............if you know what I mean. any suggestions anyone?

Howdy there first timer (poster and amsterdam-visitor) and might I bid you a hearty 'Welcome'!

I'm sure this sentiment will be echoed by some of the other cats on this board, but a solid first-time pick would be Sabrina. She's a sweetie, and if you treat her nicely (as well you should treat all the ladies) I'm sure it will be an experience to remember!

Look Sabrina up in the device for her exact location. There is a wealth of information available through axxtw, simply let your fingers do the walking...

Happy times in Amsterdam~
~uberchef.

I second, what Uberchef said. Sabrina was my first Wallen lady. I took advise from this board and smoked a fat one with her to start. It broke the ice so to speak. Take a long visit with her, you'll never forget it. ..................... Cooter

Ya i checked her bio on the device.............looks promising. Does anyone knows what time of the day she works? it seems she is working every day of the week, but its not clear whether she works days or nights...

Everytime I have seen Sabrina it has been during the day usualy between 3 & 6 pm.

Treating Sabrina with respect can only get you a better session. One of the wise old timers here once said you should treat the windows girls like you would a girlfriend you hadn't slept with yet. What you don't want to say is "I heard that you're a good one or I read about you on the internet." I think it would be much better to say something like " I've never made love to a woman before but you're so beautiful that I've chosen you for my first experience". Be sure to spend a half hour (EUR 100) or more and Sabrina will be a very memorable experience.

BTW I believe the correct qoute is "... if you can't get laid in Amsterdam, you can't get laid".
I forgot where I read it first.

Hey ther 1st,

I would go a completely different aproach. I think you should order an escort. One you can choose on the net. You'll have a much more relaxed unhurried afternoon. The thing with the RLD is it's kind of impersonal for a first time.
I have been with Sabrina and even though she is pretty good she is rather removed form the moment. Every escort I have had in Amsterdam have been far more like a GFE then any rld woman. They are attentive they don't watch the clock and there is a better chance someone else hasn't had their dick in her in the last 15 minutes.
I am sure there are several readers that would love to be able to re-live the excitement that is part of a first time. Like anything new the anticipation can be almost as exhilerating as the event itself.
Either way enjoy, enjoy, enjoy. And I suggest you sit down that night and write in great detail the day and moment itself. You'll enjoy reading it when your 70.

Enjoy,
Paraquat

I think Sabrina may be one of the few where it's safe to mention the internet. She 1/2 doesn't give a damn, and 1/2 is rather proud of her good reviews...

Sammy at PHG is another one who seems to get a kick out of it...when I saw her we started talking about this board almost immediately and after some chit chat she lived up to her press...and more!

With all due respect to current posters, Sabrina is just the "in thing" at the moment. Had you asked last year, everyone would have screamned "Nina" unanimously, even though both Girls have been working the RLD concurrently and have been good service providers for some time.

I would constructively suggest the following. Every single guy (and prostitute) you will ever talk to will tell you there has to be that "spark". She catches the right look at the right time, and you are in there.

If you go with great expectations of one Girl I am sure you will see a completely different person that everyone else sees. Indeed I can feel myself thinking "so, so" and "oh, she would be good", but I shall refrain because it wont work.

You might also want to look for Spuistraat and Oude Niewstraat. The service providers there are often very nice Women who don't watch the clock very much.

Also, don't go for the fittest, go for the dirtiest! The barbie dolls usually won't be nice.

Finally, a girl who is nice with me may take the piss out of you. Its pot luck.

The best would be to private message Wim and ask if he will walk around the RLD with you on your firts trip. He will be able to advise you against the rip-offs. I know he will be busy most of the time, but you can not get a more knowledgeable instructor or nicer guy.

Now, DO print out all the ripoffs on the device and avoid them. DONT print out all the tens, because those marks are highly subjective, whereas the rip-offs usually are mentioned with very good cause.

Good Luck!

Personally, I would agree with those who recommend an escort. More time = better experience.
For example

Anna at http://www.female-escort.cc/mypage.asp?id=W6036

or

Kim at http://www.escort-kim.com/ (one of the top rated in the world)

or any that you may find reviewed here.

Hi all!
thanx for all the tips and suggestions! It's heartening to see all the guys who are lending a helping hand for this nobel cause ....................ie, helping me get laid!.......... :).
Being a student, my economics will not allow an escort(unfortunately)..................I will have to stick to RLD, these tips will come in handy then.
I must say, Paraquat that your last couple of lines were the most heartfelt and spoken from experience i suppose..................I am too young to forsee where i will be at 70, but I do intend to cherish my first experience for a lifetime...
take care,
the dazed guy.

I get the impression that Italian Carla in Goldbergsteeg would be a good start. Never went in, but was tempted. Probably a fair bit older than you - late 30s I think - but you probably want someone to take care of you without you getting excited too quickly.

Having been with both I'd suggest Sabrina rather than Carla. In this situation I think Carla would be tempted to "take charge" (meaning well...but...) and you might feel like you were marched through a sex education protocol rather than given a chance to explore at your own pace.

Better to see Sabrina and *tell her* you are a virgin...I can imagine her being amused (in a good way) and giving you the grand tour. Even if you are poor try to swing the 100€ for a 1/2 hour. It makes a big difference. Bring a big spliff too if that's your thing and share it with her before and after.

jessica has also been suggested by others

Rather than launch straight in - you might want to try a massage first ie. Siri 65e for an hour. Its a good experience - no pressure to perform as its all done for you (oily handjob & body-body massage). Then trot up to the Wallen for the big one later - when you are in the mood! Daytime is a pretty relaxed time in the Singel & Wallen.Too much pressure or too much smoke may cause problems when in the kamer. Njoy your Adam experience.

Hey hey - now here we go - I already get his PM , there is the Mr. Uber around these days and I'm sure we can make a (some) united stroll.

Lesson one - feel relaxed and don't care for nothing (it's from the Kamasutra (LOL)
Lesson two - love and admire the girl , 90% are a sure hit
Lesson three - don't overnegotiate , go in and show her what a good dick you have and what a nice man you are

I show you Joanna - I did her this afternoon , St Annendwars , she was on my list (she's in this device as well ! - 1 post recently)
Joanna is a Polish girl , dirty blonde , brown eyes , slender next-door good looker , appr. 23 years , white lingery with top (bodice) over bra , intelligent and inquiring , not really professional , just a girl who needs some Euro's for her self and her parents , it's bloody true !
I paid 50 for suck'n fuck , eventually she held her top on , on the bed she sit on her knees between my legs. I said "hey , you don't get this off" , "if you ask me nicely" she replied , naughty eyes - I did ask her nicely, and here I get the perfect B-cup titties in my hands. She sucked good and deep slurping , I asked for some extra teasing handjob , and she gave , "want more suck" she asked , "tell me when I must stop". Eventually I chose for girl on top , she could do it , very good , I loved her, caressed her , spanked her butt - and here I went. Thank you.
We go see Lucy , a Dutch/English girl , same cup of tea as Joanna , Elena , Bulgarian sweetheart in Trompetter , very nice , and then we go see Iris from Catalania , (if she's around) , and so on ....., remember what Uberchef is saying : "they are just .... girls!"

Wim

Heh heh, absolutely they are ladies, they are love, so love them and do be sure to spank their bottoms with a healthy dose of respect!

Welcome back from the Swiss Miss Mr. Wim, only two weeks till Amsterdam for me. Looking forward to it immensely.

Iris of course, is my favorite flower as you know ;o)

Doie!
~uber.

"Sweet Iris..."

- Travis Bickle

Excellent addition Neuro. We're such a literary lot here at Ignatzmice.com, aren't we?

Love it.
~Uber