On Saturday afternoon and Monday, I did a tour of some of Amsterdam's budget Prives. I had read mostly negative reports on this and other Boards about these places that charge less than €100 per hour, and I really wanted to see what they were like with my own two eyes.

In the 15 years that I have been going to the Dam, I have never been to a Prive, up to this I have only been to Window girls, and Champagne clubs like Golden Key and Club Elegance.

When it comes to Mongering you often get what you pay for, but there are exceptions out there, and out of the 5 Prives I visited Milau's on 175 Bos En Lommerweg is a real cut above the rest. Read my review below:

Services : The 5 clubs I called to all said that DATY and Kissing were available and standard in some cases, but BBBJs and Anal are not offered offically. The 2 girls I was with did not offer BBBJs or Anal but I am sure some girls in those clubs will do it behind the managements back for an extra fee.

Milau
Bos en Lommerweg 175, 1055DS Amsterdam Noord Holland
Phone: 020-6824405
Open: 9am-6pm
Entrance: 0€
Price: 30€/30min, 60€/60min +15€ Shower or 40€ bath (DATY and Kissing included)
Misc: Expect 5 girls
How to get there : Bus 18 or 21 from Central Station, and get off at street Bos en Lommerweg. Takes 15 mins.
Tram 13 or 17 from Central Station to Bilderdijkstraat, then Tram 12 to Bos en Lommerweg. Complete tram time : 25 mins. Bus is the better option.


Well occasionally in your Mongering career you discover something special and I think Milau's - 175 Bos En Lommerweg is a real Gem.

For starters, the price is lower than most other Prives. €60 per hour, and that includes Kissing (not DFK) and DATY. The women are hotter than any other Prives I have come across in the Netherlands, and the house looks modern and is very clean. Also the rooms are of a standard that you might normally find in the Champagne clubs. The interior looks like it was renovated recently.

When I arrived on Saturday at 3.30 pm the Madame let in and told me that she had 5 girls but only 2 were available. When I saw the first girl I just had to have her. Her name is Chanel (or Chantel) and she is Dutch with a French accent, she claimed to be 18 years old, and very slim with white skin, and long black hair. about 165 cm, and 50 kg. After she introduced herself and turned to walk away I caught the sight of her lovely pert little bottom, and this really did it for me. I knew a girl in school 20 years ago who had a similar bottom, and I occasionly still think about that girl, so I really had to have Chanel. Chanel is much slimmer than I normally go for.

I told the Madame and then Chanel came back and asked if I wanted a soft drink, and then for the money. She really was a pleasant young girl. I paid the €60 and waited for her to return. She returned at 3.40 pm and I made a note of looking at my watch. I was also unware of the shower option costing €15 more until she told, even though there was a shower in the room. She asked me if I wanted to shower and I declined. I then stripped her slowly of her 3 items of clothing - Black Dress, bra and Thong. God she was really beautiful naked, lovely little firm breasts,that pert little bottom and a completely shaved pussy. She then Stripped me, and then slowly washed my rock hard cock. I rubbed her lovely bottom as she washed me, and I asked her if a BBBJ was possible as an extra and she said no, she also said no to anal. She went to wash her vagina at the sink after she finished me, but I stopped her. I wanted to smell her natural smell.

After the washing I pulled her closely and kissed her, and she kissed beautifully even if it wasnt very deep. I then bent her over the bed and pushed my face into that lovely little bottom. I moved my tongue from her anus to vagina and back again for a long time. She had a slight natural odour from her pussy which was pure heaven. I really wanted to savour the experience. After a while we moved into 69 position. Her CBJ was good, and then I got her climb on me cowgirl and she rode me hard for about 15 mins until I exploded inside her. We lay then lay there for about 10 mins , until she told me time was short. I checked my watch, it was 4.30 pm, there was 10 mins left offically. I got up, washed my cock and got dressed. I asked if she was on Monday, and she said she was off. Damn. I tipped her €10 and she let me out. A real pity that she wouldn't allow photos.

I decided to go back on Monday even though Channel wasnt on. I was presented with 2 girls Tamara ( girl in photo) and another girl. Well Tamara was the hotter even though she only sort of half did it for me. Anyway we had a nice session. Just one cum again cos I was knackered and my balls were empty after my 2 days of Swinging in the showboat. She did allow to me to take a photo though. Then she asked me how did I find out about the club, and that few foreigners ever came to the club. I told her that I found out on the Net and she said " Ah hookers.nl" and I told that it wasnt that site cos that is only in Dutch, that it was on www.ignatzmice.com. She hadnt heard of that or this site. She then asked me to write something nice on these forums,and thats what I am doing cos its deserved.

Conclusion : Excellent little Prive that has been relatively unknown on the international forums until now. Chanel is a very hot girl for this price level.

Prive 96
Bos en Lommerweg 96, 1055DS Amsterdam Noord Holland
Entrance: 0€
Misc: Expect 3 girls
Price : €90 per hour. DATY and Kissing €20 extra
How to get there : Same as Milau's

After the great session in Milau's I decided to check out the other 2 prives on Bos En Lommerweg Street. Prive Huis - 96 Bos En Lommerweg is the second house i called to and it only about 200 meters from Milau's on the other side of the road.

AVOID THIS SHITHOLE !!!!

I say this because the women are old and hideous and the Madame was looking for €90 per hour and extra for DATY and Kissing. On Saturday evening she only had one woman available and she was about 50 and really wrecked looking. On Monday she had 2 girls available, one was young but a real minger and the other one was another totally wrecked looking woman in her forties. The Madame was very snotty that I called twice and didnt select a girl, and even got snottier when I asked her why she was more expensive than the much superior Milau's.
She barked at me "Because my girls are more beautiful and much better at the sex"

I laughed out loud before slamming her front door.

Conclusion : The worst Prive I have ever been in, but you could have a look as it is situated between the other two prives. The fact that the girls are the ugliest and the prices the highest on the street is a joke.

Kwikie
Bos en Lommerweg 72, 1055EC Amsterdam Noord Holland
Phone: 020-6865154
Entrance: 0€
Price: 50€/60min . DATY and Kissing €20 extra.
Misc: Expect 4 girls
How to get there : Same as Milau's

Kwikie was the 3rd Prive I called to on Bos En Lommerweg both on Saturday and on Monday. There was a young Asian guy around 25 years doing the Madame bit on both days. He seemed pretty cool and chilled unlike most of the other middle aged Madames in the other houses. The door opened straight into a large sort of reception room, that reminded me of a laundrette for some reason, maybe there was a washing machine there. The whole interior is a little run down and old. I also got a look into 2 of the rooms and they are basic but cleanish.

On both days the guy asked me to take a seat while he sent in the girls. On both days there were 2 availabe girls, and at least they were all under 30. All girls were a little fat, the way I like em, but all were sort of plain looking. Ill give all four of them a 6/10.

Again because of Milau's I didnt do any business there, but I might on my next trip to the Dam. The guy quoted a price of €50 per hour, with DATY and Kissing running at an extra €20. He said BBBJ and anal would have to be discussed with the girls. Also he claimed as many cums you could manage in the hour was fine.

Conclusion : Seemed like an OK place for a budget place, not up to Milau's standard though.

Amsterdam Privé
Overtoom 443, 1054KG Amsterdam Noord Holland
Phone: 020-6189110
Open: Daily 10.00am-1am
Homepage: www.amsterdamprive.nl
Entrance: 0 €
Price: 80€ per hour (DATY and Kissing included)
Misc: Prive expect 5 - 15 girls
How to get there : Tram 1 from Central Station, get off at Overtoom street.

I called to 443 Overtoom around 1pm on Monday. The place looks like an Art Gallery from the Outside. But beyond 2 saloon doors lies the entrance. The door opened 30 secs after I buzzed it, and I was met by a middle aged madame at the top of a large steep staircase. This place is pretty old and it looks like it has not been refurbished in 20 years or more. Still it has a charm about it with its red carpets and almost red everything else. The Madame showed me into a bedroom, and explained the prices : €50 for 1/2 hour, and €80 for the door. She said that Kissing and Daty were included in the price, but BBBJ and Anal were not offered at all.( Im sure the girls might offer it on the side though)

She said that 5 girls were present but only 2 were available. The first woman she sent in was a blonde of about 50, and she was totally hideous (-1/10). The second girl was a pretty Black girl in her early 20's, who I would have done If I wasnt heading back to Milau's. This girl had nicely blonde hair, and she was an easy 7.

Anyway I declined both before heading to check out Parkside 118, and of course the Madame got snotty.

Conclusion : Judging by the lovely black girl I would say that this place might be an Ok choice.

Parkside 118
Sarphatipark 118, 1073ED Amsterdam Noord Holland
Phone: 020-6723022
Open:
Homepage: www.sex-world.nl/park118
Entrance: 0€
Price: 50€/30min, 75€/60min
Misc: Expect 4-7 girls. Very popular Club

The last place I went to see on my Prive tour on Monday was Parkside 118.
I arrived around 2 pm. The Fat madame showed me into her office, and without asking what kind of woman I wanted, she smiled and said in a real charming way
"I have a real special and beautiful woman for you sir"

Then this Asian woman in her mid 40's came in (2/10) and introduced herself. Well she might have been beautiful and special to the Madame, but she wasn't to me. When the Madame returned I asked her what other girls she had, and she got all angry and said "What is wrong with this woman?"
"Nothing except, that I dont find her sexually attractive"
She then said that the other girls would not be free for hours. I left.

Conclusion : Well the place has had bad reports lately, and I didnt find anything appealing about it. Although it is a fine house.

Great reviews, Wan King! Your insightful commentary and in-depth reporting of the basic facts are much appreciated.

Thanks!

How about sharing some info on your showboat experience with us? Did you go alone? Any trouble hooking up? Any details are greatly appreciated!!

Showboat experience will be on the board in the next 24 hours or so.

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Thanks for the post. I will check up Milau's next time I'm in Amsterdam.

Wan....this was a brilliant exploratory in to the world of Amsterdam's prives...I will surely take the ride out to Bos En Lommerweg to have a peek at Milau's next month. I noticed you didn't visit Asmara though, and I've heard some good things from those parts....

Anyways, thanks for taking (a few) for the Ignatz team!

~Uber.

uber,

I wasnt aware of Asmara. Must check it next time.

Fred

Great reviews. I have had similar experiences in my trips to these places, and have written about them in old posts.

I would say that while I have had the same experience at Park 118 as you, I have also had very good ones. Depends on who's available, etc., I guess (assuming the quality has not declined in the last year -- &, I have already given my specific reviews in older posts).).

Milau's really is a gem, I think, and I first heard about it in this forum, too. For what it's worth, the girl I saw there -- who's name excapes me now, but I did write about her a year ago -- told me that the girls are treated better there than in many prive's in terms of the cut.

I did look at but did not partake of Prive 96, but thought the women were more MILF types, if you are interested in that.

I did try Kwikie once, the room I was in was set up like a massge parlor w/ only a table, and found it somewhat clinical. But the girls were early 20's at most when I was there.

Ria's & Overtoom 443 I have had similar to the good experiences that have already been reported on (&, again, I have already given my specific reviews in older posts).

Milau, Park 118, Ria's, Overtoom 443 are ones I try to hit each time I go to this wonderful city.

Just to give you an update on the Milau. I've walked out of there for the third time in a week with a grin from ear to ear...not for the reasons that you think though!

Last Thursday, having read through a glowing report I dropped in and was presented with what can on be described as very cock softening ladies. Six in total, all would have been at least 12stone if not more and faces which could have stopped traffic...some looked like they had been using their faces for exactly this purpose (in the path on an oncoming truck!). Walked out amused at the freak show but disappointed.

Friday, thought I'd try again as with six ladies on there must be at least one of those 'beauties' that I had read so eagerly about. Excitedly I smiled at the prospect of being told that seven girls were available!!! Unbelieveably, a different seven ugly sisters were presented. I'm not overly fussy but facial hair on a woman??? Imagine the post coital chit chat "Gillette have a good aftershave balm...what do you use?" So I explained to the hostess what I was looking for and she said to return on Monday at 2pm...

Today was brilliant! Four girls available. The first obviously hadn't showered for a couple of days as I could smell her arm pits despite her brief 4 second intro. Nice looking blonde girl but must be allergic to deodorant / antiperspirant. Number two was a slight improvement, and would have been my choice...if I have brought my time machine with me and met her 30 years ago - she was at least 55 and looked like she should be at the Bridge club rather than a prive!! Number three was a further improvement but at 2pm I did not have the beer goggles on and a 13 stone girl with spots on her cheek ripening to burst just was not my thing for a mid day session. Then number four strolled in. Blonde, Dutch, slinky black top and hot pants - did not know that lycra stretch so much - she was definately a fan of the local febo or burger bar. Bubbly personality - would have been a great one if you're into cybersex (without web cam) or phone sex but in person, the little head was traumatised tellig the big head not to choose her!!
smiled at the hostess and thanked her for her efforts and time and left.

Park 118 was a different experience. Two hour session with a loverly Bularian lady. Short - around 5'3", dark curly hair, fantastic figure and a great session. Started with a strip tease - excellent mover! Turned into a full lapdance and even teasingly gave me 30 Euro in fives to stick in her panties as part of the role play. Teasingly flashed her shaven pussy during the lap dance whispering how much she knows I want to "fuck her right now" and then ingeniously using only one hand unzipped my pants, drew my cock out and covered me with a condom whilst her other hand still kept two fingers visbly inserted in her pussy.

BJ was fantastic - varied action and coverage of all parts, she even managed to mumble some very filthy suggestions in between her mouthfuls including asking me where I wanted her to put her fingers...she certainly knew her body!!
Great positions! Started with her sliding onto me whilst facing away and continued with her fingers exploring her available body areas, then lifted her on the couch and continued doggy infront of the mirror (Park has terrific spa rooms with mirrored ceilings and even brilliantly angled mirrors to maximise viewing - real "watch yourself in a porn movie type stuff") From doggy we moved back onto the bed and experimented with various positions, I say experimented as she was extremely supple and an obvious scholar from the school of kama sutra but having to wrench your old boy backwards whilst 'dipping' it into her in what can only be described as a vertical doggy position didn't really do it for me. Other posiitons tried included (exuse my ignorance on names - I'll name them myself for my own entertainment). Next was the 'Scissor splits' her lying on her side at the edge of the bed, me standing on the floor, one of her legs between mine and the other she held vertically which allowed great penetration, really deep - especially with her encouragement telling me to 'push harder, yes slowly but very deep' . also on the agenda was the 'rutting foxes' not sure how many readers watch Nat Geo on cable - saw a couple of foxes doing this and was surprised when she suggested it, both on all fours, butt to butt then she reached back, teased my balls for a while and pulled my cock backwards and inserted it into her pussy. Apparently girls love this as the 'spring tension' in your erect cock pushes really hard on the typically elusive G spot. May have been good for her but it was my Euros so we changed again after a very short while as my penile gymnastics are not at the level of Zen Mastery yet and the whole fox rutting picture didn't sit well with me. Finally finshed with her on her front, legs spread very wide, her arms infront of her under a pillow with her suggestively saying 'imagine me tied up like this and i'm just your sex toy...you can fuck me however and whereve you want' Not sure about you gents but a beautiful girl telling me these things gurantees two things - 1) I'm gonna blow and 2) another hour with her.

I initially took the extra hour out of gratitude and thought it was a nice way to say thanks for the mind blowing sex, lets have a smoke and cuddle in the jacuzzi. She was great fun to be with and was able to switch from fantastic sex partner to an excellent talker in the tub. 10 minute dip and cuddle and she offered a massage...This is a MUST!!! If you ever experience this, you know what I mean! A experience alien to me after a good 40minute session of intercourse is to be upstanding and ready for action after 10minutes and we started again with her face down on the bed talking some incredibly erotic murmurings in her sexy eastern european accent then moved onto a different role play of her getting partially dressed and me taking her against the door and refusing to let her leave - all these role plays were her suggestion! This lasted a good twenty minutes of banging against the door and she was brilliant at feigning the whimpers of partial resistance and pleasure and finally she moved to bed, lay on her back and said "let me show you something special..." It wasn't mindblowing filth, we finsihed with a very slow sensusal 20 minutes of missionary - full eye contact and smiles from her. An excellent experience!

Before you ask me her name I think it was possibly Dina? short little Bulgarian cutie with a beauty spot on her cheek and a very small tattoo of a dolphin on her butt.

an hour on from the session - I'm posting this as I have to share this on here as it was only my third time in a paid session - all my info came from this page and boys - you've got me hooked on a very expensive hobby now that i've moved to amsterdam!!

Considering a side trip to check out Milau and Kwikie. A bit curious if they are as good or bad as what is here.

Given the value of these places, just the chance for you to find a gem makes it all worth giveg them a try. Especially since they are only 15 minute bus ride from CS.

Are they open 7 days week?