My anticipated trip to San Diego/ Tijuana started out on Monday morning February 21. As usual, it was snowing here in the NYC area.. Even though I left with hours to spare ( I thought ), when I went to check in, the lady told me” sorry, I just gave your upgrade to the lady that was just in front of you”. Fuck !!
But fate twisted it's cruel hand, and I soon had a Business Class seat, as the snow had impeded another poor soul..
Actually on the way there, my neighbor on the plane convinced me about my Labor day trip..
So, it'll be Austin Texas/ Boulder Colorado...
Arriving 1 ½ hours late due to de-icing, we arrived to the bright, glorious place that screams “Socal “ !!
I beat a hasty path Northbound, as young Harvey Wallenbanger had a cold one chilling at Pizza Port Carlsbad.. It was the Carlsbad Chronic :
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/5318/11885Quite a tasty morsel, and we were soon talking of his last trip to Amsterdam, and my upcoming one..
My next liquid lubricant was a beer never seen before by me- the Drake's Denogginizer :
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/3835/22273West Coast Hop bomb for sure...
Harvey gave me the Ignatzmice approved “ Traveller's Survival Pack “
It consisted of an 1/8th of Royal Purple Indica , a gram of RPI hash, and a hash infused brownie.
We then slowly drank, then said our goodbyes, as we both had to skedaddle
Harvey- I cannot Thank You enough for your hospitality. An honor to hang with you my friend.
I (of course ) had to sample the goodies on the 60 mile drive back to my base of operations , as I was quite stoned when I arrived, Knowing that I had a trip to TJ the next day, I took it easy...
Day 2
Consisted of a drive to from the hotel in Otay Mesa to the Iris Avenue trolley station. This is the safest way to go into Mexico...which is without a car. As I arrived, I certainly saw quite an increased military presence on both sides, and it was quite noticibly increased from last August ( my last trip ) . I walked to the Zona with a not a care in the World, as I deftly blended in with the locals on the bridges across the border. I even had 2 cops in a car shadowing me for a block and a half, to see if they could see me doing anything remotely wrong, so they could shake me down . I always have the bulk of my money in my shoe, plus just 20-30 in singles , so they could take that if I was to lose something
I entered Hong Kong bar :
http://www.hktijuana.com/This place is unique, as you can virtually do what you want there compared to a US stripclub. You see a girl dance, you sit down, she puts her pussy or tits in your mouth, give her a dollar
Girls walk past you, they rub you to a stiffie, you suck their tits, give them a dollar... this is heaven !!
I then went to Adelitas ( my regular hangout ), to see if I could find someone to my liking
She certainly was there Definitely DD, tits in my face, rubbing a nice chubby both times...
But , of course, I waited too long to pull her, and she was occupied in the booth with another lucky fellow...
So, I noticed that the sun was going down, my Viagra was certainly losing it's efficacy, so I went back to Hong Kong, as saw a smoking hot Latina. I negotiated a 30 minute session with kissing, DATY, BBBJ/ CIM for 60 USD
I wanted to actually see what the hotel rooms were like at Hong Kong compared to Adelitas. A bit dimmer and darker than a typical FKK room, but it will have to do...
We stripped, and she was stunning..We kissed, and then I put my little guy in her mouth uncovered..it felt very nice..After a little of this, I covered up, and started taking her from behind. She was quite tight, and as I going about my business I heard the dreaded “ Come baby, Come “... I looked at the watch, and it was only 13 minutes in..I then noticed her face in the mirror...It had changed !! I had a funny feeling where this was going, and I dismounted, and peeled the cover off.
I laid back and asked her to finish me off in her mouth, and then it happened !!
The switch flicked in her, and she said , I don't do that... ( Even though she was doing it 7 minutes earlier ) She told me “ I'm working very hard for you, and I think you should pay me some more money “
After I told her that she had agreed to these terms downstairs, she then told me “ I don't feel comfortable, and I'd like to leave “
Pow Pow..the lights went out !!!
Knowing what happened, and that there was no turning back, I washed up at the sink, put my clothes on, and walked out of the room, leaving the door wide open, so all could see her in her nakedness...
In this scenario, there really is no-one to complain to, as the important thing is to get back to the border in one piece
And that's what I did...
I proceeded to medicate myself that night with Harvey's magical kit ( the Indica was glorious, and it was covered like snow with goo ) I tried breaking it up with my hands, as it left so much resin on my hands, it was like they were covered in rubber cement adhesive ….
I went to O'Briens to suds up with a Pizza Port Mongo :
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/5318/55342Another Fantastic SoCal DIPA !!!
Day 3
Nothing monger related
Just a glorious morning sunning myself by the pool, and then a trip to the San Diego Zoo for some culture
World Class Zoo which was enjoyed with a world class buzz
I went to Alpine at night to procure the Holy Grail of Ipa's , the Exponential Hoppiness by Alpine :
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/3120/12068Plus a Pliny :
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/863/7971 which will be in my luggage for Peter from Arendsnest in May
Day 4
My last day
Going back to Tijuana to set things straight.......
To cut straight to the chase
I went to Hong Kong, and saw the bitch who ripped me off the other day. You had to see the look on her face ( she thought I was going to smack her in the face ). The better look on her face was the puss on it, after I totally ignored her for the next 4 hours while I spent my money on all the other girls in the club. Tits and pussy for all ! I found out from my new Mesero friend ( #10 ), that the bitch's name was Shayla...( If you go, beware )
I went to Adelitas to scope out a target..and there she was , blonde and big titted. I actually was totally sure that she was a ripoff, so I asked her for a crazy deal, and she said OK
I told her “ Maybe later “, as I was sure she was full of shit
I then saw my buddy Angela from last year who gave me a 30 minute session with DATY and CIM on my birthday last year for 50 USD. I asked her about the blonde, and she told me that the girl was a friend of her's and that she was a nice girl...
So then the next time I saw her across the club, she was talking to Angela, so when she came around again, I was sure that she knew what I wanted..
We went upstairs to Cascadas, and I gave her the 80 USD for what I negotiated...
It was 30 minutes, kissing, DATY, BBBJ/CIM with anal...
When we got upstairs, I was sure to show her that I was completely clean, as I washed my hands thoroughly with a product containing Chloroxylenol . I also showed her my party pack with contained my own high grade condoms, Wet Platinum lube, and a nice pocket rocket to prepare her for anal..
This put her at ease I think, that I was so prepared.....
Taking our time, the goal of insertion was nicely achieved, and I was certain to pop.. Unlike the other day, she took junior in her mouth and sucked every drop out. I was quite hard from the Viagra, so she continued to suck, lick, tease me for at least 2 minutes after I came
She then went to spit ,and wash. We exchanged a high-five, I washed myself, and gave her a nice little present..
I then went downstairs to thank Angela. I gave her some presents for her , and her daughters, and I went strolling off towards the border
The military in the streets was thick, the sun was setting, and I had a smile from ear to ear
The ICE agent at the border asked me what my purpose was in Tijuana, as he saw the grin on my face..
I told him I spent the afternoon in Hong Kong and Adelitas with some young ladies...
He looked at me and said “ I wish I could have gone with you “
That night was spent trying to smoke the rest of the travellers pack ( I smoked 8 joints by myself in total that day ) That didn't beat the 13 that I smoked by myself in Amsterdam at Xmas time ( The Italians at the Bottle Bar were amazed that I was still standing, as I was smoking pure weed )
The last night also consisted of going to Toronado San Diego for the Alpine Nelson Rye IPA :
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/3120/32286And the crowning touch to the trip ..
The aptly named “ Nickel Bag “ which was enjoyed at Pizza Port Ocean Beach :
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/5318/65472I was quite looking like Mr Magoo I'm sure on the way home :
The next day brought me eastward
I hope to come back around Xmas time, as I don't think I will be coming to Amsterdam, as I'm only getting 5 paid days off for Xmas, rather than the 10 we usually get
I'll be seeing you at the end of the year HWB
The girls might be thin at Xmas time ( as Mexico is almost 100 % Catholic ) , but the weed can't be beat
Best Regards
Smuler
