Hopefully my report here will not put an end to all the good things these 2 cities have to offer...

Spent the new year's in Ft lauderdale. I think I like this city better than Amsterdam for Mongering.
what better way to watch a girl dance and then go in the back for an F/S for 100 Dollars. Not to mention, If you can talk nice, then you can get a girl for the whole night for under 500 dollars.

I spent the new year's dancing (not in the strip club but a real club), smoking weed and then going back to my hotel at 5.00 am to have sex with a stripper.

I cannot forget the looks on the faces of the blokes, who were hanging around for some drunk women, seeing me grinding away with a blone spinner.

What club did you go to??