I recently found myself on a solo business trip to Asia for the first time. Figured it would be a good chance to stop for a few days in Thailand to check out the legendary mongering scene. I decided to go to Phuket for a few days as I wanted to relax on the beach and hopefully go see some of the Islands during my visit. As it was the start of rainy season, hotels were cheap. After some research and making sure it was guest friendly, I booked the FunDee hotel in Patong, choosing their most expensive room at about $27/night.

I arrived on a Wednesday evening at about 8:30 after a long series of flights. Exited the terminal, took a right, and walked past the offers of rides and went straight to the metered taxi stand. Agreed on 600baht to Patong and off we went, about a 40 min drive. You could tell it had been raining, but you can imagine my surprise when we get to Patong and some of the streets are flooded (60mm of rain I later found out, flash flood warnings). I showed the address to the driver and as we approach the hotel the road in front is flooded by about 30cm of water! He drove through it to the side street, which was high and dry, and I got out and checked in.

The hotel was a nice budget accommodation. It had an elevator and I was given a top floor room overlooking the side street. It had a balcony, nice AC unit that worked well, large king size bed (very firm) flat screen TV, complimentary in room safe, and a bath with sink, toilet and shower (lots of hot water). Housekeeping was great during my stay, worked around my schedule, room was immaculate, and towel art left every day.
I went back downstairs, took some pics, spoke to reception who said water depth had been over 50cm earlier but was slowly draining. No way was I wading through that stuff, so went back to room to unpack and relax. Finally at about midnight the water level had receded to the side street so I headed out towards the nightlife. Lots of standing water along the way, it was about 300m walk to the top of Bangala Rd. Grabbed a yummy chicken gyro-type sandwich and sat in a little bar and watched people walk. Very few people out, likely due to earlier flooding.

After a couple of beer headed down Bangala towards Beach Rd, now about 1AM. Tons of working girls, some ladyboys on the steeet. Walked down Soi Eric, one of the side streets with beer bars…holy crap, must have been 200 bar girls there and about 20 guys spread across all the bars! Got assaulted by the girls as I walked around the Soi, LOL…think goldfish in a shark tank! Got very intimidated and girl overload, so I left that area quickly, after finding the Mai Thai bar which I wanted to visit later in the week.

Walked down to the beach, huge waves crashing. Walked back up Bangala, lots of girls, some come out and hug you, etc. Some ladyboys around Soi Crocodile, some very attractive, LOL! As this was my first time in LOS, I think I suffered sensory overload , and having been up over 24hrs of travel, I headed back to hotel with the plan to pace myself. On the way to room I asked reception dude about bringing a girl back, he said no problem, just need to leave their ID.

Went back to room with plans to go to sleep, then thought...c’mon man! You are in Thailand! So I headed back out to Bangala, about 1:45AM. Street was filling up, but with girls! I swear them must have been ten girls for every guy walking on this street. Freelancers lined both sides of the street, and lots of groups of girls walking. As I walked around, I see this pair of girls walking towards me, made eye contact with one of them who was tiny and just beautiful. She smiled and walked past…after a few steps I turned around to look back, and so did she. She stopped and came up and put her arm around me and said hello. We exchanged pleasantries for a few minutes, she said she liked me, I told her she was beautiful (she was) and asked if she wanted to come back with me. Yes was the answer, how much? 1500 baht for short time…Ok let’s go!

It was all I could do to walk back to the hotel arm in arm with this doll as I was sporting major wood just looking at her. She told me her name was Nan and she was a dancer at one of the clubs and had just gotten off work (I can’t believe no one barfined her). We stopped and got some sodas and headed back to FunDee, left her ID with reception (a few other ones in the basket as well) and went to my room.

I had a quick shower, so did she…she came out and dropped the towel…wow, about 5ft tall, about 100 pounds, nice little natural breasts with chocolate brown nipples, and a nice shaved pussy with a little outie. She crawled in bed and opened my towel and quickly started giving me a BBBJ, laying herself beside me so I could touch her soft skin. After a while I sat up and we kissed for a bit, then I laid her back and kissed all over her body, ending between her legs. What a sweet little pussy, a little stubbly but no smell or taste at all…loved licking those prominent lips…I’m pretty sure she came as I worked her clit over, lots of shudders and soft moans.

I hopped up and more kisses and thank you, then she slid a condom on and climbed on top of me. I did not have any lube, and when she sat on me, I thought it must have shredded the condom…she was as tight as a vice! She started to ride me and I swear I was moving inside the condom which was being held by her pussy. After a bit I flipped her over and into mish. She was soooo small compared to me we did not line up well, so I slid a couple of pillows under her ass…perfect. I fucked her in this position for a while alternating legs high and spread widely, but was not feeling it, so stood up and asked her to assume doggy position on the end of the bed. I stood up and admired the little pussy and asshole on display in front of me, then proceeded to pound the heck out of her for about 10min before busting a nut. She quickly cleaned me up, had a shower, I paid her the 1500 plus gave her a tip of 200 baht and walked her back to reception. Big hug and a kiss, I hoped to see her again during my stay but did not. 3AM now, so about 45 min with Nan. Went to sleep, what a first night!

Woke up Thursday at 10am to the sound of torrential rain…on no! Back to sleep, got up around 1 and looked outside. Cloudy but holy crap, about 50cm of water in the main street! Uuggh. Took some photos, had some breakfast at restaurant across from hotel, went back and relaxed. Water finally cleared at about 8:30PM so headed down to No 8 restaurant for some good chicken Pad Thai. Belly full, headed to Bangala road at about 10pm, a few more people around than previous night. Went back to Mai Thai bar in Soi Eric as the owner has a forum for information on the whole scene, and wanted to say hello. Spent the next five hours there drinking and playing games with the bar girls. Had a blast, met a few of the other board members, not many guys around again so every trip to the bathroom lots of grabbing and hugging from the lonely bar girls. At 3AM decided to go for walk, nothing really struck my fancy like last night, so being tired and jetlagged, headed back to hotel for much needed sleep.

Was supposed to go to the Phi Phi Islands on Friday but my tour was cancelled due to rough seas. Bummed about that, but better safe than sorry. Cloudy day, went down to down to beach and dipped my feet, went to Jungceylon shopping mall and walked around for a bit. Had dinner again at No 8 restaurant and went to Bangala Boxing stadium to see the muay thai fights. That was excellent, finished about midnight. Went down to see what was going on at Mai Thai but the whole Soi was closed due to electrical issues. Did a few walks up and down Bangala but no hotties caught my eye so turned in early, about 2AM.

Saturday…last day in Phuket, woke up to bright sunshine. Headed to the beach and spent a few hours there lazing on the beach and playing in the waves…why could the weather have not been like this every day. Oh well. Late afternoon went back to the room, got cleaned up, and headed over to Jundceylon for some lunch and shopping. Decided I could not leave without having a massage so went sown Road…loads of massage parlors with lots of girls in front trying to entice you in. Came across a place that looked legit and a cute but full figured gal convinced me to come inside. Started downstairs with the traditional Thai massage, but she suggested I upgrade to the oil massage so upstairs we went. Gave me a nice back and leg massage, then flipped me over and continued on the front, kept brushing my cock, which appreciated the attention. She asked if she should service him, I said sure, we agreed to 1000B total for massage and HJ, and proceeded to give me a nice oily HJ. Unfortunately, as much as she tried, I could not finish from this and not really wanting to escalate it to a full service in this little room, after a while I called time, apologized, and paid and left. On the way back to hotel got approached by an absolute stunner in another shop that wanted me to come in for a massage, wish I had seen her first, LOL.

Went back to hotel and arranged cab for the morning, packed up, then went out to get a bite to eat. Decided I needed to see a go-go bar before I left. Got dragged into Devils Playground and had a few beers but was not really into this…girls were on stage but fully clothed, guess I was expecting some type of strip show or something. Left at about 1PM, walked up and down Bangala hoping to see Nan again but no luck, and did not have a “wow” moment with anyone else, so headed back to room to finish packing and go to bed for early departure. Once I finished, again I had that feeling of “what the hell are you doing alone on your last night here” so went back downtown.

This time I ran into a little cutie at the top of Bangala near FBI. Made eye contact, she came over and asked if I wanted company…sure, I said she said 1000B for ST, and off Koi and I went. Same as before, I showered, then she showered, dropped her towel, and crawled into bed with me. Koi was built much like Nan…about 5ft, 50kg…a little darker skin, smaller but firmer breasts, but a nice “innie” pussy with barely visible lips. She gave me a wicked BBBJ while I played with her pussy, then on with a condom and she turned around and climbed on reverse cowgirl. Never done this position before, what a great view of her little asshole and pussy gripping my shaft. Like Nan, when she lowered herself onto me and started riding, I could not believe how tight she was. She rode me for a while, then I turned her over, put a pillow under her ass, and fucked her mish for a while. I could tell this position was a little uncomfortable for her, so she turned over in doggy, put her legs together, and I fucked her like this for a while before standing, pulling her ass over to the edge of the bed, and really pounding her from behind for about 10 min before getting really tired and somewhat frustrating.
I didn’t think I was going to finish with Koi so I laid down, she asked what was wrong, pulled condom off and started giving me a HJ alternating with BJ. After a while I was really hard again, so I asked if we could “boom boom” again. She grabbed a new condom and then jumped on reverse cowgirl and started riding. After a bit I was starting to feel close to I grabbed her hips and started thrusting up to meet her movements, burying my entire length in her and eliciting some wicked shrieks that excited me further and after a few minutes of thid I had one of the strongest explosions of my life. Koi wiped the sweat from her brow, cleaned me up, had a shower, and left. 45 minutes of animal sex, what a way to end the trip.

Unfortunately, while showering I noted a couple of abrasions on the shaft of my dick. Not sure if it was from the vigorous HJ from the massage girl, or from the action with Koi, but there it was. This lead to a lot of anxiety for the remainder of the business trip as I worried about whether this area had stayed covered during our activities and HIV/HEP risked scared the hell out of me. I got tested for the full range of STD’s as soon as I got home, my Dr. assured me it was very unlikely that I had caught anything, and the tests came up negative, thankfully.

Thailand is a fun place for sure, but can almost be overwhelming at times. Wish I had gone for a soapy massage, wish the weather had been better, wish I had taken the BG home the second night there, etc etc. It was fun, but the paranoia that I had caught something on that last day made life rather miserable for a few weeks. Doubt I will be back to LOS for a long time, if ever...but some good memories etched in my brain for sure.

Great report Rummy!

I laughed out loud as I remembered having the same argument with myself: Here I am, away from home, with hundreds of women waiting for me to spend my money on them and I am trying to go to sleep?

Just like you, the mongering mind usually wins out!

Excellent TR there Rummy. Reading all this reminds me of my first trip to Thailand (I also started in Phuket), the sensory overload, bar after bar of girls, the girls that would do anything to please you in bed......

Is 1500 the going rate for short-time with a street walker? That is three times more expensive that Pattaya and is even more expensive that Bangkok!

bb69

Hi billybob69,

Glad to hear others have had a first trip like this... it was a bit overwhelming.

I think the going rate for a FL is more like 1000ST... the second girl only asked for that amount, I just did not bother to negotiate with the first girl as I was quite taken with her appearance.

The place where I found most of my information about phuket is the web board http://www.phuket-info.com/forums/ the admin is the owner of the Mai Thai bar in Soi Eric

Bluto, if that link is inappropriate do not hesitate to delete it.

Great report Rummy! I enjoyed reading that. Everyone I know who's been to Thailand had a great time. Actually my pal Iron Sheik is there now I believe (not sure which part)... we hope to hear from him when he returns.

The link is no problem... we obviously don't have a lot of information here for Thailand (and again, thanks for posting this report here!) Really the only time it's a problem is, for instance, when someone registers for the sole purpose of posting a link to, say, a crappy Amsterdam blog full of PPC ads etc, which has happened before! Stuff like that. In the end, nobody really makes any money off this site anyway, so we don't get too upset about links in general.

Thanks for the reply. There is usually quite heated debate on Thai forums about paying above 'the market rate', some punters don't see it as problem if they want to slip a girl a few hundred baht extra, others see it as only resulting prices for all be raised as the girls expectations are also raised.


Thanks for the pragmatic approach to links other forums Bluto. Hopefully if posters are able to follow links to more specialist forums they will next come back to Ignatzmice with a trip report. Hopefully benefiting all!

bb69

It's always a pleasure to read reports from Thailand and this one was no different! The first night seemed to raise the bar pretty high. It must be quite something being outnumbered by beautiful, 5'0 ladies though I hear they can be quite pushy. It's reports like this that make me even more determined to get my ass over there for two weeks and spread the love!!



This sounds like heaven!

Great report rummy. I have not been to Thailand and reading more reports about it sounds like a place I would love.