This was my first time in Pattaya and Thailand. I save up for 5 months and had to stop my amsterdam visits which is killing me as I love Holland.


Let me just say flying all that time really made me jet lag it took a week to get a normal sleeping pattern back. 7 1/2 hours to Dubai from Dublin then 2 hours transfer wait to fly another 6 hours to Bangkok I had zero sleep on the plane as was too excited about my trip.

I paid for vip airport fast track which was great as I as half asleep and had a sexy thai chick showing me around and help me getting my bag poor thing even carry it and refuse my help but was good laugh.

it was hot 24/7 there 30c all the time and it limit my walking as I could handle walking for long time but in the heat a 10 min walk took it out on you so I went a little crazy on baht bus and motor taxi. I would say i was not best in shape being 70kg i kinda let my tone body down and had a little pot belly over there but I learn one thing there you can be old or fat or muscle or skinny these girls won't judge you as long you got deep pockets. Many times I saw old men really old men with two or three hot chicks i nearly drop my coconut watching the babes walk past me.

I stay at the areca lodge in soi diana which was a lively street playing loud music till 2am every night loads of bars there by 2am if you wanted to go buy some water or snack you had a few freelancer trying to hunt you down which is quite funny and scary same time. The hotel was clean and big bed its was called a queens size but clearly its a king size back at home.

After getting my pre order taxi half way I had to tell the driver to stop as I needed a piss really bad. Checking in was fine and I booked with booking.com which was ok . Bell boy had a good time as I had no coins on me so ended up giving him $100 baht which during this trip i must have fork out 500 euros on tipping everyone. I would normally tip like 20 baht but sometimes I had no change on me so I Was bugger on a few . I think I check in by 3pm was bit of a blur

First day I try to get some sleep to no avail being awake for 30 hours was too hot to sleep and took time getting used to the air con. I did a little shopping and took a walk the street are crazy as there no pavements so eyes on road watching out for mopeds as they seem to duck and dive everywhere.

Now by 10pm laying in bed hearing every bar music loud I took a shower and got dressed for a little walk around . Now I clearly forgot what go go I went into but as it was low season I was the only cunt there and had 10 girls jump on me kissing me and got their tits out pussy on show a full on touching . I rang the bell and to their delight I had two sitting next to me lucking my face and ears rubbing my cock I was in heaven. only spent 40 mins in there and I barfine two of them on my way to the hotel which I had to pay extra 500 for extra guest. Being jetlag I lasted 30 mins before my cock started to fail me one girl I really enjoy fucking but the other one her asshole was bigger than dartford tunnel. The threesome was a bit of a let down as I made the mistake of picking the first two girls that came up to me its best to to look then order your meal it was my first threesome but a boring one .
After coming I gave them 1000 baht each and I got a record 4 hours sleep and was up by 5am waiting for my free breakfast buffet there . I was so tired yet failed to sleep more by 8am I called this escort I chatted online with for a few months which she turn up by 9:30am to show be around town for a bit.

Now this was the mistake you might think chatting online before you go on holiday. every girl knows you there and you will get sent a 10000s emails which might seem good but will piss you off. My girl was well known for being a great short time girl but I took her out and we had many times together which I will go into more detail once I lose this hangover from last night.

But Pattaya is crazy so unreal and its sex all day €30 there for one girl you can fuck her all day and night then send her packing home.

I love reading these first-time Thailand reports. No matter how much one prepares I think that it's impossible not to make newbie mistakes. My philosophy is to make them as early as possible, and learn from them as quickly and effectively as possible.

Walking is very tiring in the heat, although one gets a lot of opportunities to shower several times a day, as well as getting foot massages. I stay at Mike Hotel every time I am in Pattaya as it is very near to Walking Street and just in front of the baht bus route.

The thing about Thailand mongering is that the main attractions open after 7pm so there is no problem with sleeping all day if you are jetlagged. The only dilemma here is that your room does not get cleaned, which is not a problem for me because once every 2 days in enough.

Yeah it's so true 7 months of studying then bang all your plans go out the window as anything can happen there.

I think sleeping pill next time as I just could not fall asleep for first week after drinking and cumming I would wake up by sun rise at 6am.

That one thing I missed out I went to walking street way too early and my last two nights was buddhist day so it was two day no drinking I did see many bars open and had a few beers but the feeling was missing from it.

From being jet lag and only having 3 hours sleep I was up by 6am waiting for my free breakfast at the hotel at 6:30 thinking a full belly and my first real meal as I had a burger yesterday would put me back asleep.
By 8am I already contact this girl I've been chatting to for a few months I did my research on her before as she is known for short time girl who just had breast surgery 3 months ago a little back ground check she kinda use drugs but could control it as I don't view drugs as bad from other people as I'm a keen weed smoker in Holland.

Shower and dress by 9:30am I met her outside my hotel and we took a walk down the beach before heading into starbucks where I work out that all shopping centers don't open until 11am there. I was looking for shower gel , hair gel and beach towel so waiting for so long we took the baht bus to the big C on second road. Looking at her she was good looking and most thai girls use photoshop to clear all their spots and to make them self look whiter. We got on really fine her english was good unless I started talking too fast and using my slang words. I was so tired shopping we headed back to the hotel where I hope the cleaning maid did my hotel room as it was quite a few condoms and 5 weeks of cum over the bed sheets from last night. To my delight it was clean and still been tired we got into bed. Then the fun started to happen knowing what her likes and don't like from our chats I knew what to do and getting a blow job by her was one of the best I got ever and these thai girls seem to lick everywhere from my ear hole to my bumhole after a while from fucking I could still not fall asleep watching her having a nap I was envy as I'm not used to the heat or air con on all the time. We check out a few bars while I was secretly looking for my next girl and Thursday I sent her home she was a little bit pissed as it was a big sign saying that I'm looking for new one.

After Watching uk show about ladyboys I thought I pop into action street where famous sensation bar so check it out. Now I've been with many ladyboys before but since amsterdam I much prefer pussy these days. I read on a forum site that many bored members come here for relaxing time and would be nice meeting other members who share same interest. Popping in I order a drink and by the time I try to have a look around one ladyboy was next to me being talkative but was no my type as look a bit older and there was no spark/magic there so I kinda just walk away and started to a group of people who was great bunch of lads informing about a bar crawl the next night and i got talking with few guys. I saw two of the tv ladyboys there and one was really nice and funny I explain I'm not there for anything as giving my cock a rest from 3 days of shagging. Now after chatting there was about 3 I thought was good looking but the one who was the hottest gave me the worlds worse stare ever so I thought of giving her the middle finger looking at me like that. By now this tall young ladyboy was near me could not tell if she was a real or not thin tall and nice set of boobs her skin was really soft so lady like for a hour non stop I was telling her no not tonight but would refuse after a while one of the blokes was taking he's ladyboy to this bar next to my hotel so I thought it be a great to escape which turn out bad as she automatically added bar fine with me being too tired n drunk I thought I ditch her at the bar and escape . Mistake number two not only did I end up drinking more I gave in and took her back to the hotel. Now I was with this sexy tall ladyboy I should have been happy but I was missing my girl and everytime I look into her eyes that all i could see was her . But I did fuck her 3 times with a semi hard on . Hangover and thinking what the hell she manage to show me around central shopping mall without anyone looking it was just a normal thing over there I would be lying if I did not enjoy my time with her but I started to feel bad about the other girl and with this ladyboy trying to get me to bar fine her after she work out that I was going on a bar crawl ladyboy style I gentle drop her off on her way home to change then I was back at the bar where everyone was.

There was 9 of us going to one gogo to another I made the wise choice of sitting in the middle so I could fend off on coming ladyboys wanted to dance and lady drink off me. I had a fun night of laughing and ended up back in the bar we started only to see tall ladyboy trying to get other men which kinda upset me as so cold not even a hello as she was busy working her way for next man I then got info the bloke i was with said she was crap from last night so great I was still getting used to all these ladies and ladyboys fucking everyone without a care. She finally came up to stroking another man leg which I started laughing and said my goodbyes walking home drunk listing to come here handsome man I started to feel seedy in Pattaya.


Another mistake was phoning her up not only to say I love her but to say I fuck someone else what does drinking for two days non stop does to the brain. she was back in my hotel by 4am to the delight of seeing the night staff thinking I'm another monger here.

We got on fine but she was pissed off or just very good at acting as all thai will lie to you and make you feel good or bad. Another day of sightseeing we had our first big fight at seafood restaurant with her walking off while I was saying how much I hate everything here which was a lie but at the time I was fed up getting harassed by bar girl to homeless to watch sellers flower sellers . fearing of a 2k baht dinner going to waste plus her things was at my room I quickly got her back making a fool of myself to everyone but it work out ok.

Another day sex was still great and cumming 5 times a day I was thinking how loolz does it.

Every time I come to Thailand I always fantasize about cumming many times and having many sessions in one day.

But I can never manage to go more than 3 times and even then I don't enjoy myself because of all the fatigue. My average is usually 2 times per day.

What's the secret? It takes a lot of time and preparation coming to the Land of Smile and you might as well get your money's worth. It kinda sucks going into a bar again and getting hard looking at all the hot ladies and being unable to barfine because I know I would not perform. But it's not the worst problem in the world.

Abstaining from any orgasm in the weeks before boarding the plane does not help because I notice that my libido declines quite dramatically after my first or second cumming at Thailand, maybe because the body has gotten used to excreting less testosterone, I think. My cum volume is still good though, so long as I take my Vitamin E, something I learned from reading a Peter North interview.

By the fourth day my penis was dead. It's quite funny in a go go watching these girls dance then one or two sit on your lap and you can't get a hard on they way too busy trying to get it working thinking whats wrong with you. It happens to everyone there and if you know a shop for the karmage gels they work wonders as my thai girl had two spare gels on her just in case. I did have a two day sex break just visiting places and drink a few beers before bed.
There is no word for no in Thailand even saying no they will always come back.

I agree with the libido dieing when your saving up a few weeks load as its happen before in amsterdam I was in no need to rush my only tip would be watch a bit of porn and have a little wank but not to climax so when you there you already busting to dump a load on some poor lady.

These girls will make you cum many times so you don't go anywhere else. I would say the young girls just want a bit of fun and money while once they over 25 they looking for a husband.

Thanks for the tips.

I forgot that I actually did the 'watch a little porn beforehand but do not cum' method and it helped. I guess this is similar to Rocco Siffredi's technique of constantly keeping a repertoire of sexual fantasies in his mind and then mentally switching them on when needed (but not necessarily performing them physically). Apparently it helps him cum almost on cue within a few seconds.

Another way to help improve one's libido is to work out as it helps regulate and increase the testosterone levels.
I will try the Kamagra gel next time. I've tried other erectile disfunction drugs but they only help me get hard, not helping me cum. I realized that I often make Thailand weekend trips on impulse, particularly when I have been having a stressful week at work. And stress is not good for the libido.

It's strange because, for me, in Amsterdam the limit is the size of your wallet while in Thailand it is your stamina and libido.

Loving the trip report, making me feel very jealous!


I think that is one of the quieter streets by Pattaya’s standards. You try staying in a hotel close to Walking Street! The quietest street that I found that was relatively close to the action was Soi 13 (and strangely Soi 6).


Yeh, but I bet with her we aren’t talking a little bit of weed, we’re talking about ‘Yaba’. I’ve been told that Yaba either ‘makes them as crazy as fuck or it makes them a crazy fuck”!


Keep it quiet, keep it quiet. We don’t want everyone to know about it, now do we!

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Thanks billybob I took your advice on joining PA forum site and was great stuff so thanks for that.

Also I would say billybob , Izzie and Woofiee another thank you from me as you guys really got me thinking of going here from trip reports to advice I'm very grateful .




That one of my regrets I seem to go to early to both as I was up too early walking around trying to fit in as much as I can



Yes that's the stuff she told me before that it makes her fuck super crazy but I know the comedown from it so after reading a few reports she chose not to. I can't say she 100% off it but once you can control it and see the effects of her friends when they on it finally taking more notice. I have got a few tales from a few ladies on my late night walks.




Sorry I gotta keep that one low men over here get the full works its actually put me off going back to Amsterdam this year as if you can get the time off from work and fancy long time then Thailand the place to be. I do miss Amsterdam as it's never boring there but hotel price is the main put off for me.

This was still my first week in Pattaya and having a crazy 3 hole cum loving girlfriend had me beat. We went to a few tourist places some where I had to pay extra for being tourist but some places was ok as long you with thai girl/ladyboy they don't judge there. I would say must places was over rated and not worth the price but if your bored you gotta try a few places.
I took the advice from ex pat there to go with thai girl so you can get to see everything. I did miss out on a few places like nong gardens and zoos but I will say is never go to sea underworld as its like a 20 min's and your finish walk I had to go round 3 times to get my moneys worth. Another place I did enjoy was floating market just bring a thai girl with you so you don't have to pay 200 baht to be allow in also go to the ticket office there instead of try walking in as few thai guys gatemen was a bit too rude all I had to do was go to the ticket office let my girl talk for 1 min then i get a sticker then no hassle. I did see reports of they try sell high price there but as long you got a thai with you learn to haggle down as I pick up few things a lot cheaper . Now by Monday it was goodbye I see you in a few days to the girlfriend.


I did enjoy my time but there was other times I just wanted time by myself and and during one of the bar crawl one girl just stood out to me it was another ladyboy I remember a trip report from a american about her and everyone had good words about her. Now this was a new bar in soi 13 same street as la bamba which is a cool hasslefree bar and stringfellow's but they was closed for the week getting work done in their toilets ( which I went to another night but I tell that one later).


Now I remember the other night there was only 2 ladyboys there which both was ok but was too forceful for me. a few hours before I had some ok fish and chips and was laying in bed at 9pm thinking I have a early night by 10pm I knew I had to go back there just to see.

This time there was about 8 ladys by the door and the locals sitting at the back with no girls around them so all was at the door I smile and said no thank you getting touch by all of them but I did not stop just sat down and there she was. Now Pat was a freelancer before and I was going to email her before on a dating site but she was not been active for a few weeks now I know she was working in the bar being cashier. Order my drink then one girl from the door try to sit next to me but I politely said no thanks. Glazing at Pat I got her attendance. As Friday we had a few stare's thinking I know you from somewhere anyways back to it I said hello and with her smiling away and kinda shock I did not get another girl at the bar I bought her a lady drink. Talking away I only had one beer by then like my first night I was in the bar for 30 mins and already bar fining which I wanted from the get go,

One thing is don't be worried and holding hands with a ladyboy its your holiday enjoy it . Now after a 10 min walk I was beat once again by the heat she was very polite and good when we was getting drinks in family mart as some girls would grab everything in the shop . Into my room I was enjoying our chats then came to go time which I failed big time dam I still had built guilt thinking of my girl. we kiss until 3am I did try to fuck her but I was Mr floppy for the night. trying to get some sleep I could feel a hand giving me a rub but still was no effect . I was thinking dam this is one girl on my list to do and I was failing big time. another off putting thing I learn some lady's knickers smell of piss bad and some ladyboys folding their cocks in their knickers you get a bad scent without being rude I ask if we can both shower before bed.

By 9am I had a plan still had some kamagra gel in my draw so pretending to get my phone I grab it then quickly ran into the toilet now laying back in bed I slowly waited till she was awake well I lay on my side then I felt a hand back on my cock and this time I was more than ready. Thing I learn was kissing alot more will make them even more horny unlike Amsterdam as I need a big kiss to get the the motor running. If your just into fucking a ladyboy make them feel like a woman it will drive them wild.

I had a great session which went into the shower then bed a good few hours fun . Now after a bath I was really getting into her she was really nice and level headed unlike the girlfriend as she was a bit of a nutter. we had a cheap lunch she took me to the market then tuk com centre back to her apartment which I waited outside and she was very quick. We had quite a lot in common which was funny same music and even video games as she was gaming nerd like me. I had a long walk with her which is unlike some ladyboys with their high heels took her back to her work as being the cashier the place was in a best as I took it she was very good at her job cleaning up. I said my goodbyes and now regret not seeing her again and breaking a promise which I hated to do as I was back stuck with the girlfriend. Getting back home I knew I could have spent more time with Pat as we got on so well which I was her first barfine in the bar due to the other girls grabbing the bloke before they even hit in the bar. Thinking back now she was great ladyboy.

That evening I had a quite a few beers just looking at the girls and by the time I got in I was in a drunken mood trying to sleep I check my phone. Looking at this now I know when I'm drunk I try to joke around too much and take a joke a bit to far.

My phone was going crazy by the girlfriend and I went online to test her seeing if she was going to break a promise and go with another man which she started talking to my fake account I laugh and caught her out saying thanks but bye bye as I serious needed to get her out my mind and try new girls as I planned before my trip. Well not only did the plan not work out the crazy chick was at my hotel and banging on my door giving in I let her in giving me some crap story but I was too pissed to fight so we sleep but no sex as I was not in the mood. thanks to the hotel did not even ask for her I.d as they seen her before with me so I had a word with the night time staff the next night saying fucking check her in and let me know.


After another fight of words in the morning making all the newbie mistakes I got warn about I was too soft in kicking girls out.

Reading this I've have got a few days mixed up on what happen and what I've been up to so berry let me slow down and tell you what you can do there and what crazy stuff happen to me.


I fell in love with soi diana as it's pretty much got everything for me and is in a great spot unless you're target is walking street which on the map looks easy to walk to but the heat get to you and unlike Amsterdam where a 10-15 min walk from Singel to De Wallen which was easy for me this time took it's toll on me. Baht bus is great transport 90% I had to pay $20 bht due to the girlfriend with me. The only one time I had a bad one was this driver pick me with the TG on second road to central shopping mall we was the only one on the truck and no one else was getting on he was trying to get in front of other bus to pick up more people but everyone was avoiding him was a little bit rough on the bus and watch out for your back as they padding on the back is not any good. Now we reach where we had to go press the bell and he quickly dive to the side stopped hard nearly fell over and to add extra insult while I was handing him the correct money by the time it reach he's hand he pull off fast nearly running over my feet I was thinking what a cunt!. Most of the drivers are friendly and you can haggle down a price if you want them to drive you most places I did have one that force off this lady as I was paying him extra to drive me to go karting place next to the mini siam which was a bit harsh but she did had a free ride.

After reading about mopeds taxis they are everywhere and you will hear them start clapping every time you walk past them they mostly friendly and I did use them a lot due to the TG hating to walk while I did prefer to walk. Now Reading up on them they will put you into fear but my advice is when three are on a moped and I'm hanging on the back of them holding on for dear life they can be quite fun too. My advice would be take them during the daytime as night time traffic can be bad and the side roads are very bumpy. I did use one going to the buddha hill in pattaya and riding down from the top was like a rollercoaster . Was very nice place buddhist hill but the weather was cloudy so my pictures did not look to great. Mad as soon I left my country they got a heat wave and I was in hot place but very cloudy in fact I did not really get much of a tan due to TG hating the sun as some thai girls love looking white kinda odd as I love their dark skin.


Really enjoy my day at Ko Lan the only con's was the ferry took 45 mins and it's very loud so being hungover will not start your day off the best of ways for 30 baht is to sweetened the deal and so many hot young russians girls I was trying to keep my eyes off them due to get punch in the arm a lot but what else is there to look at when two chicks get undress only wearing bikini's right next to you and the waves splashing them making their hot body's wetter wearing white shorts was a bad idea as my cock was pretty much hard watching them but I had to make up that it was my TG giving me the extra wood today.


Beach was clean and lovely sand. The price for the seats was high and I fear they will be even higher in high season. I took the long beach instead of the short one due to it being lunch and I was very hungry. The seats was high but the food was normally price and coconuts drinks was kick ass laying on the chair watching the world go by. Once again I nearly drop my coconut seeing a well firm curvy dye red hair russian she was like chubby but in great shape and the thing most was her boobs they was well big I try sneaking a peak and try to take a picture but no luck on my right hand side was Japanese family which I learn they can be very loud and don't understand the meaning of peace and relaxing . Oh just past them was three hot young chicks which one had a great ass kinda remind me of JC ass ( I did take a picture but umbrella pole was right in the way of her ass dam)

Was one of my favourite day's in Thailand plus watching The TG getting moody with heat was worth the price.


Onto food nearly all this girls love the hot pot places where you boil your own food ( how fucking fun NOT!) I had no clue what was what on my first time there but my second try I did learn what to cook. The MK at central had the best duck I ever had but I let one of my tall super model date cook everything for me as it's not my style.
I did try a lot of thai food I did chicken out on spicy food fearing for my asshole which spent a lot of the time on the toilet . I did find a great cheap thai place in soi lek and it's way better eating thai food as you will save lot's of money as most westerners food don't hit the spot and a high price to pay. I did enjoy a Dutch restaurant having beef with bacon wrap round it but 450 bht dish by yourself you can eat for half that with thai food. Beef eaters was a really great steak place in soi Diana and the fruit carts and bugs cart was really great I became a big fan of eating locust ( they taste like chips to me )
Tequila reef was ok but I picked wrong dish of bbq chicken and ribs as just had no taste but their magritte was one of the best I ever had wish I had two or three of them. Onto Breakfast well my hotel was free from 6:30am to 9:30 am but I was unsure how much it would cost paying extra for the girls that stay the night and I did not listen to the rules they was telling at check due to me holding in my gut's.
Lk metro had two ok places Irish rovers for cheap ok fry fry up for under 100 baht and the golf club I had great eggs benedict. The thai restaurant Friar tuck where I've been eating my thai meals their breakfast was ok. 18 coins was not that great and rush you as soon you start to tuck into your meal the ladyboy's was very rude there. In soi Diana I had a aussie burger twice first one was great but a early lunchtime one did not taste great and next stand was spaghetti stand which I had seafood dish
now it was cook by a young super hot woman but the TG was mad and told me she was a ladyboy which at first I thought I was a joke but she was and it was one of the hottest chick I ever seen there so later on I was thinking of trying to get a date with her but my off days was her day off of work too. Clearly the Tg was super mad as I told her that I don't care that chick needs a pounding starting to understand why so many real girls hate ladyboys there.
I had a good Chinese meal in China gardens their lemon chicken wand rice was great. I did try two seafood restaurants places in walking street which one delay my steak and shrimps for like 30mins I was not going to tip them but the bill was 1260 so after 2 mins of waiting I knew that my 40 baht change was not coming back ( very little I know but waiting for your meal for 30 mins while it only took 10 mins for my TG dish was stupid)

Sam miguel light was my beer's of choice there I don't get them here but I miss them a lot with the lime inside the bottle and I even got a few bottle holders aka condoms in my house now.

I did go to the cinema there to watch some movie pacific rim she seem to enjoy it but I thought was a load of shit.

Jomtien beach was nice but by hell millions of russians there never seen so many in my life.

The tuesday and Friday market was ok I did pick up a few cheap knock's and some fake calvin klein boxers look real enough. just need to learn clothes size are funny there and the night market was really busy and it's quite big there. while watching the TG picking out a few things I felt a elbow go into my back turning around it was some rude old fat big sloppy knees hanging boobs russian clearly a smile will not work with these cunts. Most was rude there but I did have a good chat with one russian guy there.

So that my in take for now I will continue with my story and how thing's turn good and bad there with a few more rookie mistakes

It's good to read an honest and open TR from Thailand, thanks for reporting back.


Looking forward to the next installment.

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two pictures of the bar was way too early like 6-7pm. I think most try to start at 5pm around soi diana so was very fun watching them getting all dolled up. The one in walking street was another early one and I missed out on loads of fun there .

Picture of the band was about 10-15 girls all there with no one very bad low season for a few bar's there ( I was going to tip the band but the bar charge me extra 120bht as I was with my TG so they padded the bill as she was thai girl non bar girl)

Central shopping mall very good and the view outside looking onto the beach. The beach road was full of freelancers all day and night you could get cheaper fuck but be safe as there are some crazy ones.

Just a quick picture of Ko lan

wicked post, thanks for sharing. thailand has been a far-off dream for me for many years now. maybe oneday i'll make it there and make a ton of newbie mistake myself lol

until then, reading trip reports like this will have to do! thanks again!

Yeah I had the Amsterdam dreams for years then after that it was Frankfurt or Thailand. I think Thailand best place for sex now.

You should join http://www.pattaya-addicts.com.

After reading loads of trip reports and advice was best thing and you will still make newbie mistakes as soon you land you have new fresh face girls will spot you out for miles.

The only thing bad is the long flight but it's worth it as you get treated like a king every day there.

i'm already an advanced member of that site ;) haha

just like this here gem of knowledge i've spent hours and hours there conversing, reading and learning the ins and outs (no pun intended) of the goings on in thailand.

do you use the same username here as you do over on pattaya addicts? have you seen their ladyboy forum also? the potential is there but it seems to be a very condescending and stand-offish community.

thinking about it, it's been a while since i've logged into PA, might go and have a look in see what's going on over there!

Lol good you're done your research.
I will post more of my trip report in a few days.

I was a member but deleted my account on there. I did meet up with a few guys from LB website and they was great fun to hang around with but with that site there are good guys and many assholes.

I'm still member of PA and pm you my username on there mate.

With my last weekend in Pattaya coming up. Me and the GF agree that I have a night out by myself she was not happy with it fearing I fuck someone else but all I really wanted was a day and night without sex. We had dinner and the usual act of making me feel sorry for her but I knew I needed a booze up night by myself.


By 8pm I was geared up only thing I hate is all the action really starts after 9pm 10pm so after showering and a quick snack . Out I went I thought I go back to the LB bar sensation to see if anyone I knew there but most of the guys was already way back in england and I could not find my spanish mate there to my luck no one was there and just two rude staff girls there getting dress I could she was mad as I just order a coke to settle the belly ( I love thai food but my ass don't). What a mean look from her seems she won't get a customer without a beer or at least a tip from me. I could not see anyone until I was leaving seeing the lb I was with last week with an older man. She came over to me told me she was busy tonight but wants to go out with me tomorrow . Now I did not wanted to steal anyone else barfine plus I did not want the bitch anyways so I just told her I'm not looking for sex and going to party tonight.

I'm glad that bloke was with her as she very cling on to me.

Now bus back to soi Diana I quickly try looking for this girl I saw the other night but too my luck she was already barfine and away. Now I did tell myself no sex for the night but she was a knock out spinner type girl and was the only one I wanted. Plus walking down the street having every girl they think your handsome ( I know its just a way to get your money but makes you feel good).

I was going to pop into papa gogo but it was bit busy and no nude girls so no fun for me to enjoy the show. I pop into soi 13 Stringfellas another LB gogo that suppose to be hardcore inside. Going by the door this really ugly one ask if she wants to join me but I said no thanks which she quickly walk back to front door. the place was not busy but about 6 guys there all with a Lb by their side watching the other girls pole dance I took my seat and watch the show for a bit. I have to admit I kinda knew the girls by their online pictures but 2 of the girls had really great fat bums on the poles I was thinking they must be the first LB I've seen with big bums. The madam saw me was alone enjoying the show and one of the girls pop next to me after getting her a lady drink we was chatting but there was no spark there she was good looking but face was not that good up close. Waiting to see how hardcore this place gets she starts to show me her tits which was nice and soft and started kissing me. My belt buckle was on she she could not get her hand down my trousers so she started rubbing my cock. But I really wanted to carry on watching the other dance after another two beers and one more lady drink she started singing in my ear badly I took that the sign to leave with me talking nicely that I'm going bed early as she took the hint well and was not pushy. Even better 3 beers and two lady drinks my bill was only 390 bht.

I did enjoy the gogo and it was not hardcore still very horny place ( I did hear when the manager is not there the place can be very hardcore like getting jobs in front of everyone one) Just my luck the manager was there.

Into Soi Diana beer complex I was in here many times with the GF just having a few drinks so I knew which ones to try. Should have went to the corner bar for a slush puppie vodka and orange first but I ended up one of the back end middle ones was a mixed bar. Funny enough the girls remember me from last week with the tall lady which they ask where she was to their delight I was single for the night. Drinking a beer I started to play that wooden jumba game then onto connect4 which she killed me at on both games getting. feeling a bit tipsy i could tell this young lady wanted me cheeky dropping a connect 4 red dot on the floor looking at her panties I was pretty much tempted. Just the no sex rule for the night was killing me I have to admit sex is everywhere here.

Trying to kill my honryness I ended up at my hotel bar for a quick four beers. The street view my eyes was looking into the milf bar-lucky bar seem very quite by midnight. Chatting to the staff I had a quick snack then went onto another gogo.

Back in baby boom boom by 1:05am I was the only bloke in there again the girls was fighting for me. I had 9 girls rubbing my dick kissing me and tits in my face this was the life( best strip club i ever been too). Now having 9 girls on you I could not make up my mind and spending 18 lady drinks and one beer my check bin was over 2k baht by 1:40 I wanted to go bed as the beers was starting getting me drunk. I ended up getting some change and these girls wanted tip sadly i did not have enough to give all round. I spent so much in 30 mins and no bar fine but I felt so great .

Walking back to the hotel some street hookers try to catch me. Life without windows protecting can be very hard not to be grab up by these girls.

Bad luck the bar was closes already but just laugh about how much I've spent at the gogo the gay guy was telling me I got ripped off but I knew what I was getting into. spending €46 for 9 strippers for 30 mins is a bargain.


After 2am I try to get to sleep by 3am I took the long walk to the further away 7/11 so I could see the street hookers again just to get a quick thrill.

Now after getting my cock wanked and having plenty of girls next to me that was just one night by myself in low season. This night could happen to you any night of week in Pattaya .

My next story will be about my last few days.

Loving the continuing trip report essexlad, even if it is making me very jealous!


I saw a photo of papa gogo in your last post. Have you ever been in there?

There are a couple of good steak restaurants around the corner so I've walked by it a couple of times and most of the girls look stunning, although as you say there are no nude girls.

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Oh a really good steakhouse called beefeaters next to papa gogo. The price is a little bit more but best steak and good service. Nice Dutch restaurant called my way, that place is in the arcade mini shopping mall next to papa gogo.

I did see a few of the girls outside papa gogo smoking some really nice short ones ladies there. I suppose as they got see through windows they don't get naked too much in there.