I visit once every six weks or so and I am still learning the ropes, trying to look at the Dubai mongering scene with fresh eyes rather than the easy point and click environment of the German FKK scene. I had just got back from world, where the delightful Julia from Latvia had blown my socks off and Monique from Goldentime near Dusseldorf farted in may face, but all at a very reasonable price. These girls do anything, its great. However, I digress, back to Dubai.

However I can not help but make comparisons, and maybe I have been a little fussy. I have to say though, that I found the choice and quality decreasing since its height in April. I would expect however, the opposite as I learn more. Regardless, here is my list of where I went and what I did.

My first call was TGIT on Thursday afternoon. After half an hour the PRC contingent started to let me alone. I am a self admitted big CIS man. I love them, what can I say, so this report only applies to CIS as other girls (unless absolutely stunning) I tend to ignore.

In TGIT for the afternoon takeaway, there was an African girl who tempted me for ST. She also offered to go with any other girl in the building, and a little cutie who she did not know was a possibility. Somehow the idea of forcing two strange girls together for money just gave me the biggest non-ciallis related boner I have had in ages. However, my heart was set on the CIS girls. I was nearly tempted by two mingers with a Ukranian look about them and after all, I am the “minger mongerer” but I also had my beautiful babe head on. So I drank to much and went to the pool in the excellent Girl Friendly and value for money Al Bustan Rotana.

Later early evening I went easy on the sauce, and went to TGIT, then to Poncho Villas upstairs (or whatever its called) all to no avail.

Then off I went to Jockeys bar in the Panorama and early evening thingswere looking up. I went with some curvy Russian milf called Marina who was a bit tipsy and everyone was trying to chat her up. I could see why she was letting all the clients go, she wanted 500 Dhs ST for two hours but I bargained down to the still too expensive 400 Dhs for one hour, because the airport was a long way and offered a lift back.

Well, she was great. Totally filthy. But I hate girls who are dominant and want to change positions every thirty seconds. Great Porn Star Experience (PSE) but I lost patience and did a revers blow job followed by pearl necklace just to finish. Really nice talker, but too much energy for me. I explained I was going to go back and get another girl for the night then screw her in the morning, and she offered to sleep with me for free. Nice, but no thanks. I offered her a shower, she said “A shower? For what? I do nothing!”. Says it all really. Off she went. No wonder she had slight BV. I didn’t want that in my bed.

I dropped her off at the Computer plaza and she walked a while arm in hand (terrified of the LE still) then ducked into her flat. She decided not to risk working again that night.

I then went to York. Not bad, but nothing there to interest me. Two scared looking CIS youngsters walking around hand in hand would have made a nice twosome, but I got conscience problems. Basically they did not look happy in what they were doing, so I left for the Regal (Rockafellas).

This place was heaving, I mean really full. Here, for the first time, two girls actually seemed to refuse me. The first was a late twenties blonde with curly hair who confirmed she was working, but gave me the “thousand yard stare” and refused to make decent conversation to make me an offer, but spoke excellent English. The second was a stunning tall dark haired thirty something, with a slight milf look. She was so ignorant, that I actually asked if her English was OK. She said “No, my English is OK”. In the end, she was so difficult, giving me the looking-away treatment, that I had to give up. I just said, “Well if you are working and wont even discuss price with me, it’s a shame because I would have paid well”. She just shrugged and I went on to someone else. The real stunners were getting bouncers escorts to the door, they were at tables with guys, and it seemed a few non working or occupied girls were in there. Shame, but I found the atmosphere had gone downhill and the girls unfriendly. So different from only two months ago.

Finally I went to the Premier in Hyatt Regency. Lots of non working girls here and girls with boyfriends, whereas before its been 100% workers. Normally in here I found the girls much better looking than Cyclone, and FKK in Germany, but on Thrusday I thought when you looked hard at them, the girls didn’t pass muster. When I did negotiate one price with a Ukranian girl, I asked the LT price. I was surprised it was only 1000 Dhs. That was cool, so just before I was about to say “lets go” I just checked something. I always had problems with the Premiere girls turning LT into ST so I thought I had better make it clear. “What time till in the morning”. She replied “5.30” Aha! I asked for an extension until 9.30 or ten and sex in the morning but she said “Extra time not possible” and that she had trouble in the past with clients asking for “more time” and it was just not possible. I told her, that it should always be until the morning otherwise it was short time, and her price was too much for only two hours. She shrugged, I said she would not last long in Dubai unless she reconsidered that policy (She may do, but I felt the need to have a go back somehow) and I left her alone.

No other girls tempted me, so I went at 3 when the lights went up, and many girls left on their own without customers. I am not surprised.

I went back to my Hotel, kept onto my 1000 to 1500 Dhs, and had a good nights sleep. Exactly the right decision before my flight to Kuwait, where there is no pussy available. Nice country though.
I flew home, more lessons learned and cant wait to get back to Dubai. Even when the girls are not suitable, I love the chase as much as the capture.

Hey Mike,

Nice report. Thanks for the info.

Thanks.

your black haird Maria is causing some stir on the Dubai thread in ISG even though I never went to Cyclone

Great report Mike , Monique farted in your face (LOL), the flower of GoldenTime, she couldn't hold and waited for you to bite that fanny of hers , yesterday I did'nt travel that far, Jennifer cutie in Dolleb chirped and twittered in my face .....

Hey Mike,

Fusco related this tale to me the other day and I was bustin' a gut with laughter. You don't deserve that, but I can't help but laugh.

Hey Wim,

We wanted to sent for you to meet us at GT yesterday, but Pepto told me that you had other business to attend to. You missed a good day, my friend. At some point Chivaz, Fusco, Pepto and I will post about the hot potato and the quartet of horny mongers that we were.

Cheers,

Dedalus, who is still dreaming of sweet Melissa ;-)))))

Thanks for the report, Mike!

Information about new venues always welcome......

Regarding that GT, erm, accident, I guess it was quite a turnoff, but I was wondering if the girl is willing to play with milk enemas and such (provided she practices good hygene!)....

yes, I've been watching too many Sineplex movies recently......


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As long as you don't realte that incident to her (she will remember me and identify me as an Internet posting tosser) then ask. Providing its done hygenically, she will do it. Total animal.

I never mention the board(s) with girls in FKK's..... I guess nobody does, here..........

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