Hola from Costa Rica,

It has been a year since my last visit to San Jose and decided it was time for a long weekend excursion to "Pura Vida" land. It has been a long hot summer in the Desert and the cool mountain breezes welcomed me back to Costa Rica. There is something about Latin women that trips my trigger and Costa Rica definitely has one of the finest varieties of Ticas, Nicas, Colombians, and Panamanians I have seen (so far). Rio and BA may change that!!!

After two noisy flights I arrived in San Jose around 8:30 P.M friday evening. Thirty minutes of waitng for my checked baggage was painfull,,, damn those terrorists! I grabbed a taxi and twenty minutes later I checked into the Sportsmans Lodge in downtown San Jose. This place looks like a Tommy Bahama B&B,, Hardwood floors, plantation shutters, light yellow body with a white trim, soft linens, tropical themed, and monger friendly. The owner greets everyone personally, his wife is gorgeous, and the girls are very entertaining. After signing in, I wander thru the bar and find Chairmen chatting with a few CRT members. Within two minutes I am getting hit on by two girls that want to show me a lesbian show! Mas tarde por favor!

I am fortunate to have secured one of the suites, the room has hardwood floors, large 4 post king sized bed, immaculately clean, seperate kitchenette, and a terrace patio with wood floors, white wicker furniture, and lush foliage. I quickly shower and join Chairmen for a drink. One of the CRT members (El Ciego) is a blind dude that loves to smoke, is a very talented musician, and well written. We head to his suite for a smoke before departing for the Blue Marlin bar. I brought some King Hassan with me and decided to break off a chunk a do some "Hash under a glass". These guys are all middle aged and have not smoked hash since their teenage years. The smell had them salivating! We must have taken 5-7 hits each (along with a few bullet one hitters of ether based Peruvian) and headed out. The taxi ride is about 5 minutes to the Del Rey and we drove by Park Morrazon where you will find Ladyboys positioned on every corner. El Ciego shouts out "Show me your balls" (in Spanish) and we all start busting out laughing.

As we exit the taxi I start to feel like a little boy on his return to Disneyland,,,, excitement, sensory overload and quite buzzed! Nothing quite like it! We enter the lobby of the Del Rey and I am overwhelmed with the selection of beautiful latin women. Their swagger is quite unique! Chairmen and I take off and do the circuit, from the Blue Marlin down to the Del Rey bar,,stopping for a "sniff" every minute or so. The tight pants, awesome display of cleavage, varieties of skin and hair colors will make your head spin. How in the hell can you make a selection?

We found a nice table in the back of the Blue Marlin and sat and watched the parade of beauties walk bye. All smiling, occasionally stopping by and asking if we wanted company... telling me how "guapo" I am :-),,, etc! I was going to be selective on the first visit,,,not!! Within 15 minutes the first Tica I met in SJ walks by, stops and looks at me,, the rest is history.
Headed back to my Hotel and reacquainted ourselves over the next couple of hours. Everything was great until she started to blab about her life. Won't go into details but unfortunately she had slipped back into abusing Cocaine,,,very unfortunate! She went to the bathroom a few times and was obviously "jonesing" for the last hour of our session.... Besides that,, great sexo!

The next morning I woke early and met a guy sitting at the bar that lives in Phoenix. We chatted for a while and then walked 4 blocks down to the Zona Blue to get there before their pussys get too stretched by the hoards of CRT members that were congregating for the 3rd Anniversary Party for Costa Rica Ticas. We arrived at opening bell (10:00 A.M) to find a good selection of about 10-12 girls, with 2-3 arriving every 5 minutes. Zona Blue could be best described as a version of PHG without the exterior grounds and parking lot. The building has three levels, is blue with white trim with a very typical/tropical look. It has a guarded entry that you must press a buzzer to enter. Upon entry you can check to see which girls are working and what their hours are. They recently added a few hotel rooms in the upper floors that run about $200 per night and include unlimited $20 sessions. There are no entry fees and 45 minute sessons are $44,, $40 with a CRT VIP Membership. As you pass thru the entrance the center of the building is open, like a courtyard with interior doors. Ther girls are all scurrying around, some smiling, some acting like they just got to work. Any of you that have been to an FKK club know what I am talking about.

ZB just recently added a cigar bar where men sit around the bar, the girls sit along the wall on and suggestively eyeball you as you try and hold a conversation. Very similar to the scene at PHG! I was tired from the night before and started the day off with a Red Bull and Kettle One,,not a bad start for 10:00 A.M. I asked Eddie for his reccommondation for a good massage and he pointed out Natasha from Nicauragua. Absolutely stunning dark haired vixen!
She walked me back into one of the massage rooms and gave me a wonderful 30 minute massage followed with some fine BBBJ and multiposition sexo. Afterwards, we showered toghther, two kisses,, and back to the bar. All for a total of $40 (With CRT VIP card) and a 5,000 Colones tip (about $5)

I needed some fresh air and headed back towards the pedestrian areas. I was enjoying a sit at the park and waited for Chairmen to meet up with me. He had a long evening the night before and passed on hitting ZB this early in the day. We stopped at one of the local eatieries for some Seafood soup and discussed the events of the night before. Afterwards, we walked down to the Mercado Central for a look around (something I do in every city I visit) and then headed back up thru the Pedestrian walkway (Central Ave) towards the Hotel Presidente.

Zona Blue was having a CRT party this afternoon so we headed back and took advantage of the buffet and commorodare (sp) of fellow mongerers. Decent buffet, fun atmosphere, and a funny t-shirt for all members "NO CIEN" printed across the front. We were all tempted to brandish our new shirts at the Blue Marlin this saturday evening but decided to go with the flow and not look like a group of overaged American frat boys!

After about 1 hour we exited ZB to a down pour,,, jumped into a van full of guys and headed over to the Presidente and Hotel Del Rey. The Presidente has remodeled lately and added a VERY nice sports bar directly next to its Casino. Chairmen and I played a few games of pool and then decided to head up to the Del Rey. The scene was alittle slow to start but by 8:00 P.M it was flowing with beautiful exotic Columbians.. I was awestruck at their presence! Many a mongerer has been caught in their "Siren" type of trance. I decided I would work it in my own way and found a statuesque Columbian beauty. I bought her a drink and chatted for while,, the guys I was with were all gaulking at her and tried to warn me about Columbians.. Most of these guys are much older than me and very much look the part of a sex tourist. I personally do not think I fit that stereotype and decided I would work some old fashioned charm into the equation... Guess what?? It worked! Hi,,, I am James Bond :-) :-) I had one of the best sessions I have ever had! Full on everything,,no restrictions, no cold fish, no lying back with her eyes closed! Never a question of money! Good chemistry,, good communication,, awesome!!! Made my entire trip:-) Total cost including tip,,, Cien! Experience,,, priceless!

I taxied back to the Del Rey with her bid her adeu,,attempted to find Chairmen,,no luck!
I wandered into the adjacent Key Largo bar which is a large Plantation type restaurant and bar. I really like this place alot,,, great venue, great music, beautiful available women, and decent food. I really enjoyed the latin beat,,, another great experience if you visit San Jose. I was accosted by no less than 10 girls asking "do you want company". One Tica in particular was drop dead gorgeous! It took a lot of constraint for me to say no.. she ground her ass into my crotch, started to lick my ear,,, just about had me at full attention in a 60 second span!...Yikes,,, cannot believe I said no!

It had been a VERY long 24 hours since my arrival so I decided to head back to my hotel for some much needed rest.

Today is the big CRT 3rd Anniversary Pary,, open bar, buffett, full-on entertainment,, raffles for everything from sessions at Zona Blue to 3 day vacaions at local Resorts.. I am a lucky bastard and expect to win MORE THAN MY FARE SHARE!!!

Heading to Zona Blue this morning for a repeat with the Nica,,, after that,,,who knows:-)

Asta,

Bien viaje y buena suerte con las Ticas, Nicas, y otras chicas, amigo mio. Desfruto tus historias de Gringo Gulch.

Pepto

Senor James Bone,

Glad to see you have submitted your telefax so early during your mission. As you are now aware it is not always prudent to listen to the Colombian Chica Bashers who wear the No Cien T- Shirts. There are indeed Colombian Diamonds to be mined in the Blue Marlin, several in fact.

Ask the doorman if my novia Jessica Bravo is still chillin at the Marlin- if she is, feel free to give her a test drive, you will not regret the experience. By the way, No Cien will not work on her, she is worth every dime and more. Jessica is a Tica.

Glad to hear about the updates at Zona Blue. The addition of the upstairs rooms should help keep them in the legit graces of city officials as they are now truely a hotel as they have always claimed to be.

Say hello to Chairman for me. Wish I was there.

Keep On Truckin Amigo

Glad you enjoyed your trip. I also spent a couple of nights at the Del Rey around the same time, and made a side trip to Zona Blue.

The Del Rey is very nice and there was always a good selection of girls there. Personally I did not sample the Colombians, but went with one or two Dominicans. I guess Dominicans must be my thing, because I often go to the Dominican Republic and find DR girls very, very attractive. I just went to Costa Rica this time to see what it was all about, and found that when I picked out the most attractive girls (to me), they turned out to be Dominicans, which was all to the good since I speak Spanish with something of a Dominican accent, and use their slang.

I did meet one wonderful Costa Rican girl called Maria. (Sound like West Side Story). She was a slim, childless, 22 year old black girl from Limon, who was a wonderful, wonderful GFE. We had some really good passionate sex. I asked her if she had a friend for a threesome, and she tried to hook it up with some of the Columbian girls, but they all wanted a shitload of money, but Maria came back the next morning with a cute-as-ca-be little friend (white Costa Rican) who was all smiles and giggles, and had never been with a gringo before or done sex for money (at least that was her story and who am I to argue) and the two girls both showered and then the fun began. They both got very hot and horny working on each other, before I joined in and this turned out to be the best threesome I have ever had, ending up with a truly passionate climax that still gives me the shivers when I think about it.

And then it was time for my taxi to the airport.

I probably won't go back there, because I prefer the Dominican Republic, but definitely worth a trip all the same.

A fascinating monger report! Thanks, James.