(well, when I say men, I really mean hormonally crazed, teenage Scottish boys - although, as far as I can tell, they stay that way when they grow up, too).

"What?!", I said to myself, "Has he got an inverted penis as well?!" because, on a first glance, this seemed to be the case. However, on closer inspection, I realized that the man was so obese that this penis had literally been swallowed up by the mounds of fat surrounding it. A pair of tweezers would have come in handly, as I literally had to pluck the bloody thing out to be able to work my magic!