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Great news! Just what air-travelers need during the upcoming holiday travel season, more enabled TSA employees with the right to finger-probe you at the airport…

That will be fifty euros please…

Bluto, Iron Sheik, anyone else from the Boston or Las Vegas areas, can you confirm a rougher treatment from TSA coming or going on your respective holidays to Amsterdam this past year?

HW

I was in Vegas in September , when leaving the TSA mob scare the shit out of me , there are hundreds of them ,and yes people were pulled aside for a patdown or to go through some weird looking machine that I had never seen before .

I did not mind all that , but it was the weird look on one of the officers faces as he snapped his rubber gloves and stroked a rather large tube of lubricant that really scared the shit out of me.

T-21 bring it on baby

After I warn them that I have a huge puss build-up in my inflamed hemorrhoid, then I think that will throw cold water on their enthusiasm for "fingering" !

I wouldn't mind as much if they didn't charge an extra 50 for it.

I've been checked like this in Boston -- I refuse the new scanners because of radiation issues and they are obligated to give you alternative screening. The hand search is fairly aggressive, and as they did it they continually gave me the option of going to a private, secluded area as they told me what was coming next -- "Going to check around your breast area, do you want me to do this in a non-public area?" -- she was pretty cute so maybe I should have taken her up on it. Then I might be able to report about fingering.

I fly quite a bit so I don't want to go through these new machines since they do not have a safety record -- I know they claim they are safe, but the 911 clean up people were told it was safe to work at Ground Zero and now a lot of them have respiratory problems. I can usually figure out the flow in order to avoid the scanners (about 1 in every 2 or 3 are usually asked to go through the new machines when they are using them, so I slow down or speed up), and this was the second time I was picked. Grudgingly went through the new scanner the first time as I was late for a flight.

Was asked if I was a doctor -- woman "feeling me up" said a good number of the people who opt out of the scanner are medical professionals, so I guess that tells you something about who has worries with the technology.

Got felt up around my buttocks, around my breasts and pretty high up my thighs. Too bad you guys can't ask for a female to "pat you down" or you might enjoy it!

--CC Girl, still waiting to be fingered

CC Girl....fly over here and i will give you a very nice fingering ;-)

Medical professionals may tend to opt out of the scans not only due to the potential increased risk -- but perhaps because they already are exposed to it considering their workplace. In some departments they even wear radiation tags they're around it so often.

Aaahhh, those where the days, but now they're gone. A few years ago I was still frequently body searched by girls and I often seemed to forget a few coins in my frontpocket...

I don't mind the body scanner but what I really don't like is to have my bag searched because I usually travell with only handluggage. At home I pack it carefully and get everything in, but after somebody on the airport rip out everything I find it very hard to pack it again in public, especially if there are a few "souvenires" from the RLD sex hops that were checked, lol.

CC Girl

you do make me chuckle !
regards

A web-comic apropos of airport security pat-downs:

http://xkcd.com/779/

:)

Speaking of having your bag searched, when I travel with just carry on luggage for an overnight trip I almost always take a vibrator with me (unless I forget it). Have seen them trying to figure out what it is at it goes through the xray machine. They often look at me to try to relate the bag to the passenger and I'll say "It's a vibrator." They always say "What?", their fellow workers now drawn in and I repeat "It's my vibrator." Several usually come over and look in the screen. There will usually be a few smiles as they exchange looks with me, and then they almost always wave me through. But five or six times they've opened my bag to examine it. It gets a lot of stares from everyone. They get so distracted I think that bin Laden could stroll through carrying explosives out in the open.

Have had one security guy with a real sense of humor. As he examined my bag and found it, he said he hoped I knew that I had to have it off during take off and landing and also before the plane reached 10,000 feet.

--CC Girl

Why dson't you ask the TSA girl to go behind the screen so you can show her how a vibrator works. LOL! That is not as bad as my experience at a German airport. A bunch of security agents were looking at my toy and trying to figure it out. I finally told them to go to the Beate Haus. BTW I never leave the batteries in my toys.

Leaving Buenos Aires is a major pain in the ass, as you have to go through at least 4 security checkpoints

( Some actually 25 feet from the last one ? )


As some of you know (and I have shared my stash with ), I obtain my Viagra down there

So, as I am about to board my plane, another girl with latex gloves starts ripping apart my backpack again...

As she starts to open the " party pack " ( which has my viagra/condoms/ vibrator ) , and starts to ask me " what is this " ?

I say ( as loud as I can for everyone to hear ) ...

Condoms and a vibrator !!!

At least 25 people turned around as I yelled it...

She was so embarrased that she never confiscated the viagra, putting my stuff back in the pack as quick as she could....


It's nobody's business what's in my luggage, and I'm sure some members here would be quite disappointed that I couldn't get them their bippies :-)


My thanks to Sportman for the hookup

My Sportsman Bluto...not your's.....


Best Regards


Smuler

Viagra can create a throbbing missile that, if too much is taken, can penetrate the stainless steel skin of the plane. Or something like that.

Hey, glad to see I'm not the only one who travels with a vibrator.

And akibono, I've learned the hard way not to leave batteries in my devices with checked luggage, or to a least carry a spare set. Was on a business trip and settling into my hotel after a long and tiring travel day. Took a bath, laid down in bed naked with my vibrator and some music on to relax. Spread my legs, put my vibrator into position and went to turn it on and found out it got flipped to the on position during the trip and drained the batteries (thought I heard a humming nose in the belly of the plane). Nothing gets you hornier than having a plan to deal with it and having it fail. So I threw on some clothes (didn't realize how obvious it was that I didn't have a bra on until I got to the lobby and noticed the stares) and went to the hotel store only to find out that's it had just closed. Went to the front desk and asked if they had batteries, guy says no but asks what I need them for and if there's something they can do. Wanted to yell out "Yes, either get me some double A batteries or send someone upstairs to fuck me right now!" Of course I didn't, and went upstairs and settled for a good fingering (needed to relate this back to the thread somehow).

Sorry for the diatribe. My boyfriend thought my story was funny, and now asks me if I have spare batteries when I take a trip. Makes for an easy stocking stuffer.

--CC Girl