Anyone else spot this utterly unenforceable madness.

Bloody puritans don't want you to have any fun!

What's next, piss testing for adrenaline in the workplace?

I herd the end of a radio 2 show about this a couple of weeks back and thought it was absolutely ridiculous...I couldn't find the link to post it though.
I mean how could they police it? As you say utter madness...

Yeah that Gavin Shuker is a right sanctimonius twat. Whenever I read men like him who are obsessed with prostitution and how it is all violence, must be ended etc I can't help but wonder what their motivation is. THe MP doth protest too much I think...

Absolutely. As Bill Hicks would say, I'm sure he has a collection of little shoes.
Hiding a deep dark secret for sure.

Like this guy:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/03/16/prosecutor-known-for-fighting-prostitution-charged-with-paying-for-sex-hundreds-of-times/?tid=sm_tw

Absolutely. My guess is that he went to a pro, she took one look at his tiny little dick and laughed him out of the door. What ever his views about prostitution in the UK are to make such statement about EVERY country, obviously means you have to research EVERY country.

LOL, yeah 'just for research love, I swear'.