LMAO, well, never stuck it up there, for many reasons, ive been to the dam 3 times and vrought back each time not a problem, the first time i crushed 10 ounces of herb as much as i could and stuck them under the soles of my shoes, i had 3 pairs in my suit case and 1 on me, i.e 1.25 per shoe, not a problem, also had hash hidden everywhere,
i had to dork my self up though (big style),, i gelled my hair back like data of startrek and i found the nerdiest pair of round glasses in a charity shop,wore a pair of tightsh swiming shorts with a pair of socks in my boxers and wore a plain cotton jumper that id ironed "the star trek convention june 2004, dusseldorf" ,, lol, oh did i mention i also got the train from amsterdam to germany and flew back through dusseldorf, i was bricking it but it was fine, i must of looked like the biggest looser in the world, everyone was looking at me but little did they know i was smuggling drugs, when i say looking, i mean looking, i also acted like the biggest retard ever, the coolest thing ever though was arriving back at the manchester airport (still people looking at me), going outside to wait for a taxi, along with most the people on my flight, then like a scene from the usual suspects , i put my bag down, through my glasses in the bin, put on a diesel cap, take the socks out my shorts and through that jumper away to have a trendy shirt underneath, it was absolutly mad, i guess people on the flight had been staring at the INCREDIBLE large bulge in my pants but that was to turn myself into a joke rather than a threat, then when they saw me transform i guess they knew something was up, anyway i didnt do that again,
the next time i had a really large cardboard vup that had an ounce wrapped up in the bottom, i just casually stolled through the airport ewith it, i also had bough a salad from the supermarket, opened it up, hid a few bars of hash in it and added a few magic mushrooms, also but a few baggies inside my jam sandwhiches and was fine
the last time i went i had the genius idea, i took a pair of crutches (mostly to get people to stand up for me when the coffe shops were full, very cheecky, i know) but also cos they are hollow, i managed to fit 6 ounces in each crutch and then supperglued the rubber thigns back on that are on the bottom, perfect
about posting, ive never had a problem, have a friend out there who posts me stuff al the time, but when i do it i have a pretty dam good system, unlike most of u, i go for big amounts, i.e several ounces, not grams, so i need a box, i go shopping in a toy shop, i find a toy that i can disguess my stuff in, i make sure the box isnt that big, i buy 3 different toyus open them, hide my stuff, seal them, package them together and wrap them in happy birthday wrapping paper, and have never had a problem, other ways include birthday cards,
one full proof way is to get one of those boxes from amazon, it is about half the size of a shoexbox in width but just as longf, it is profesionally resealable incaser u got to send it back, its already got a professionaly printed thing on the box with your name and adress and it looks very legit, im not to botherd about being caught cos they aint gona send me to prison for a few ounces of weed back form the dam
i once got caught, i send back 5 ounces in padded envalope cos i ran out of business ones, i got a leter form c&e telling me id been a very naught boy and thatthye are continually watching packages coming in from amsterdam, so i started havuing them sent from germany,
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